Full House

I do not own Hazbin Hotel nor do I own the characters or the settings.

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Charlie continues to glare at her father with arms still crossed and Angel keeps glancing at Husk to make sure the bartender doesn’t decide to beat the shit out of the King of Hell. Lucifer takes his hat off and worries with its brim as he begins his explanation, “Well, you know…I was bored one day and…”

Husk lets out a condescending chuckle halting Lucifer’s explanation, “I’m sorry…maybe I heard you wrong, but I thought you said I was pregnant with fucking twins because you were bored.”

Angel places a regulating hand on his lover’s shoulder in an attempt to once again calm the former overlord, “How about we hear the rest, baby?”

Husk lets a low growl rumble through his chest, but he nods allowing the King of Hell to finish his tale, “Anyway, I got to thinking about how much joy I get from having Charlie in my life and I thought that it wasn’t fair that sinners can’t have that.” He shrugs at his own words, “I mean you’re already being punished for whatever it was, but I thought that maybe it would give sinners a bit of happiness.” He looks at Charlie, “Just like it gave me some happiness after I was banished here.”

Angel glances at a still seething Husk before addressing Lucifer. “Okay, so ya made the magic baby making booze and then what? Ya just handed it to some Joe Blow on the street?”

Lucifer shakes his head, “No, I needed someone to test it on so I asked on of my really good acquaintances if he and his partner would be willing to test it out.” The blond licks his lips nervously, “He agreed and he was supposed to let me know if it worked or not.” Lucifer looks down at his shoes with shame written all over his face, “I never heard back from him, so I just assumed it hadn’t worked and he didn’t want to hurt my feelings.”

The King of Hell looks up again at Husk and Angel with an apologetic expression, “I guess I know now what actually happened.”

Charlie lets out an exasperated sound and speaks before anyone else, “Dad, what were you thinking?! That bottle could have ended up anywhere!” She gestures toward Husk and Angel, “They are recovering addicts…what if they decided not to do what was right? Angel is a sex worker with an abusive boss!”

“Charlie, I…”

“No, you should have never made this!” She sees the saddened look on her father’s face and she lower’s her voice, “Look, I know you created it to be a good thing…a spark of joy in a place where there is none.” She looks around the hotel and then back at him, ‘I opened the hotel for the same reason, but you can’t just send sinners through the city with unmarked bottles of magic substances.” The hotel manager takes her seat with a sigh, “How many more bottles do you have?”

Lucifer replaces his hat and holds three fingers up, “I only made three bottles and gave one to the guy…so only two.”

She gives him a stern look, “Dad, you have to get rid of them.”

“I know.” The King of Hell looks crestfallen as he looks at Husk and Angel directly, “I know I can’t change it now, but I am sorry for how all this happened.”

Angel notices the sadness in Lucifer’s eyes. He knew what it felt like to be the cause of a fuck up and most of the time he didn’t even get the chance to apologize before he was punished. The entertainer places a hand on Husk’s paw before addressing Lucifer, “Ya know…ain’t none of this ideal, but…but we all fuck up.” He shrugs, “We ain’t in Hell for no reason.” Angel turns his gaze to Husk, “And, I…I feel like this whole thing kinda brought us closer.”

Husk looks at Angel’s smiling face and feels the twins kicking in his stomach. His scowl disappears and he gives his lover a sideways grin, “I guess it did, Legs.”

A hopeful gleam shines in Lucifer’s eyes, “Really?”

Charlie beams, “Aw! It looks like group therapy is really making a difference!”

Husks lets out a derisive snort, “Right…therapy.”

After a beat of silence, Lucifer speaks up, “So…is it okay if I ask you two a few questions?”

Husk turns to finish the job he was doing before Angel came in and shrugs, “Might as well at this point cause we got a few questions for you too.”

Lucifer thinks for a moment before addressing both demons, “Gestation? Is it unique to your characteristics in Hell or human gestation?”

Angel takes the first question, “We were told because of our original forms during life we would have a human gestation but may exhibit some more characteristic nesting behaviors closer to delivery.”

“Fascinating.” He makes his way a bit closer to the bar now that the fear of being pummeled is gone, “And, how far along are the two of you now?”

Husk places a few glasses on the bar as he shifts a few things on the shelf around before answering, “Twenty-two weeks.”

“And did I hear right that one of you are having twins?”

The bartender turns to face him with an unamused expression as his stomach is obvious through his shirt, “Why don’t you see if you can guess who?”

Lucifer spots Husk’s prominent bump and chuckles nervously, “Right…do either of you have twins in your human families?”

Angel lifts his hand bringing attention to himself, “I gotta twin sister.”

“Interesting.” The blond finally sits at the bar as he thinks aloud, “So human genetics from your time during the living are still available.” He brings his attention back to the couple, “And everything is progressing normally for twenty-two weeks?”

They both nod as Angel elaborates, “We actually have a scan tomorrow. It’ll be the second one since we found out.”

Husk picks up the conversation, “We’ve had bloodwork and heard heartbeats but only the one scan so far.”

Charlie excitedly rejoins the discussion with a large smile, “And they get to find out if they’re having boys or girls!”

The cat demon has to forcibly stop the grin from springing to his face from Charlie’s excitement, “Okay, so now we have some questions for you.”

Lucifer nods, “Okay, whataya wanna know?”

Husk props himself against the bar, “How exactly are these babies meant to…exit?”

“Oh.” The King of Hell’s cheeks tint a bit pink as he answers, “Well, since everything else seems to be going as planned then this should too.”

Angel gives Husk an unsure look as they wait for Lucifer to continue, “Which means?”

Lucifer gulps as he squeezes his own thighs together unconsciously, “You may not like it, but the potion is designed to produce a temporary birth canal anywhere from two weeks to twenty-four hours before birth.”

Both demons give him a look filled with horror and Charlie politely excuses herself from the bar. Angel is the first to recover, “So…a vagina?”

Lucifer nods, “Yes, but strictly for birthing purposes.” Their confused expressions cause him to elaborate, “Meaning there are no pleasure points…just an exit. I…um…didn’t want anyone trying anything dangerous so close to birth.”

A perverted expression spreads across the entertainer’s face with his next question, “So you’re saying ya don’t want me to play with my pussy’s pussy?”

When Lucifer seems at a loss for words, Husk gives Angel a glare before addressing the King of Hell again, “Ignore him…he thinks he’s so fucking hilarious.”

Angel laughs at Lucifer’s still uncomfortable face, “I thought it was pretty funny.”

Husk continues to ignore his lover in favor of asking a more important question, “And what happens to the parts that are already there?”

Angel’s laughter quickly dies down at hearing Husk’s question, “Oh, shit!  Yeah, what the fuck happens?!”

“It…um…kinda…” The blond suddenly becomes interested with a speck on the bar, “Shrinks.”

“SHRINKS!” Both demons almost destroy the bar in their panic.

The King of Hell raises his hands in front of him as if in surrender, “Everything goes back to normal within a week after birth!”

Angel falls back onto the bar dramatically placing a hand over his heart, “Oh, fuck! Whiskers, I thought I was gonna lose my favorite body part of yours.”

After Husk recovers from his shock, he ignores Angel’s comment and asks another question, “And inside goes back to normal too? This can’t happen again without drinking more, right?”

“All individuals go back to the way they were inside and out after birth.” He gives them both a reassuring look, “But we’ll have the medical clinic run a scan after birth just to be one hundred percent sure.”

After their very enlightening conversation with Lucifer, the evening finds them in their shared room. Husk is propped up at the head of the bed on several pillows to try and prevent his never-ending heartburn, with his feet in Angel’s lap at the end of the bed. The spider demon uses all four hands to massage the bartender’s feet at the same time. Fat Nuggets is snuggled comfortably on Husk’s lap snoring lightly.

“Hey, Whiskers…have I ever told ya how cute ya little toe beans are?”

Husk tries to growl, but can’t stop his purring long enough to make it happen, “I’d kick you if you weren’t pregnant and this didn’t feel so good.”

Angel giggles as he continues Husk’s foot massage, “So how horrified are ya about having to push a whole baby out?”

The cat demon holds up two claws, “Two whole babies…and I don’t wanna talk about it.”

“Fair” He continues rubbing his lover’s feet with his next question, “Are ya ready for tomorrow?”

Husk nods as he places his paws on his stomach, “Better than last time.”

The entertainer listens as Husk’s purrs become stronger as he puts more pressure into the massage, “I’m kinda excited to see what they look like now. The last time we saw them they were just little blobs.”

“I’m willing to bet anything these two have extra arms.” He chuckles, “There’s no way two kids could hit me from so many different angles with only two arms a piece.”

Angel grins, “I certainly never hear ya complain about my extra hands.”

“Mmm.” Husk closes his eyes as he absentmindedly pets Fat Nuggets, “That’s different.”

Angel finishes the foot massage and snuggles into the cat demon’s side feeling Husk’s arm wrap around him, “We get to find out the sex tomorrow.”

“Yeah, that’s nice.” He rubs Angel’s bump with his other hand, “I’m not finding out though.”

The spider demon sits up so abruptly it wakes Fat Nuggets and causes his baby to tumble around in protest, “What?! Why not?!”

Husk gives him a shocked look at his reaction, “I want it to be a surprise.”

“Husk! You’re a man in Hell, who’s pregnant with twins from ya sex worker boyfriend who is also pregnant with your baby…” He gives the bartender a bewildered expression, “How much more surprised do ya need to be?”

Husk rolls his eyes and chuckles at Angel’s expression of confusion, “Everything about being with you has been a surprise. Why not let this be one too.”

“You’re seriously not gonna find out?”

The ex-overlord gives his lover an amused grin, “I’m seriously not gonna find out.”

“But, but…” He pouts as he tries to come up with a plausible reason, “How will you plan everything?”

Husk finally full-on laughs at Angel’s frustration, “Babies poop, pee, eat, sleep, and cry regardless of sex…food and diapers should be the same, no?”

Angel frowns as Husk continues to look amused, “What about clothes?”

Husk’s golden eyes scan the entirety of Angel’s pajamas, “You literally wear pink all the time.”

“I…” The spider demon finally crosses all his arms and slouches in defeat, “Touche.”

The cat demon emerges from his pillows and nuzzles his face against his lover’s cheek, much to Fat Nuggets disappointment as he rolls out of Husk’s lap, “You’re adorable when you pout.”

Angel tries to continue pouting but eventually giggles as Husk continues to nuzzle his face, “Stop! I can’t pout properly while you’re being so fucking cute!”

Husk eventually captures Angel’s lips in his own before slipping his textured tongue into the taller demon’s mouth. Angel moans into the kiss as the bartender kisses him more firmly. Before things can get any more heated, the cat demon pulls away with a frustrated growl.

Angel licks his lips as he grips Husk’s shoulders, “Wh-Why’d ya stop?”

“I…” A scarlet tint colors the bartender’s face as he looks down, “I’m afraid there’s…um…too much in the way.”

At hearing his lover’s words, the entertainer looks down and even though his bump isn’t nearly as big as Husk’s, he realizes it’s just big enough to cause a problem when combined with the other demon’s bump, “Well, shit…I ain’t never had this problem before.”

Husk lets out a frustrated sigh, “That’s the understatement of the century.”

Angel giggles at Husk’s dejected tone, “Oh, baby…I got just the solution.”

The spider demon’s top set of hands remain on Husk’s shoulders as they gently lower him down to the mattress. His lower set of hands begin slipping the cat demon’s sleep pants off. Husk follows Angel’s lead and lifts his hips to aid in the removal of his sleep pants, “What are you doing?”

Angel licks his lips as soon as Husk’s hard cock is revealed, “Baby, this mouth is used for more than just talking and singing.”

 Before Husk can question the spider demon, he feels Angel’s mouth successfully dodge the barbs around the head of his cock to slide down the shaft before stopping at the barbs on the base. He didn’t want to grab Angel’s head for fear he would push his lover’s mouth against the barbs, so he grabs the sheets tightly in his claws as Angel’s tongue works magic on his aching prick, “Angel…fuck…don’t stop!”

Husk knew he wouldn’t last long considering they hadn’t been intimate for a few weeks due to all his pregnancy symptoms. He’d just been so tired, but tonight, he couldn’t think of anything else but being with Angel. His toes curl into the sheets beneath his feet as his legs open a bit wider to allow the entertainer more room. With each twist and swipe of Angel’s tongue on his cock, he could feel his orgasm edging ever closer. The cat demon lets out a groan from deep in his throat, “Ah! L-Legs…I’m about to…”

Angel removes his mouth from Husk’s dick with one last lick but continues using his hands on the bartender’s throbbing erection, “Do it, baby.” The entertainer obscenely licks two of his fingers on one of his free hands before easing them into the tight confines of Husk’s ass.

Husk bucks his hips as Angel’s fingers push deeper, “Mmm…fuck yes!”

Angel watches as Husk bites back a moan that would have been much louder and he feels his own cock pulsing in his shorts, “Go ahead and cum, handsome.” He tightens his grip to pump Husk’s cock harder as he curls his fingers at just the right angle, “And when ya do…cum on this beautiful face!”

At hearing Angel’s words and feeling his sweet spot jabbed at just the right moment, Husk cums with a sound of pure ecstasy on his lips. Angel feels his lover’s inner walls flutter around his fingers as Husk’s warm seed splashes onto his face. Once Angel slides his fingers free, the bartender sits up enough to see his lover’s cum decorated face, “Ah…shit, Legs…that’s fucking hot.”

Husk flops back down against the mattress as Angel wipes his face with the bedsheets, “Now what, Whiskers?”

“Now…” The former overlord grabs a few of his pillows and places them under his head, “Now, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat your ass until you’re cumming around my tongue.”

“Damn, Whiskers!” A shiver races up the spider demon’s spine making him visibly shudder, “That mouth is gonna make me cum before it ever touches me with ya talking like that.”

Husk licks his lips hungrily as he gives Angel a ‘come here’ gesture with his claw. The entertainer feels his cock twitch in his shorts right before he strips them away. Without further hesitation, Angel grips the headboard with his upper hands as he lowers his ass onto his boyfriend’s eager mouth. Husk’s paws grip his thighs as his rough tongue immediately slithers inside the warmth of his lover.

Angel whimpers as Husk’s textured tongue drives deeper into him. He moans as the roughness stimulates him on the way out and the tip circles his hole before prodding back inside, “Husky…so good! Ya always m-make me feel…so good!”

As Husk’s tongue increases pressure against his lover’s entrance, he allows a purr to rumble up his throat causing Angel to cry out his pleasure from the vibrations pulsing though him. He could feel the rumble of Husk’s purr all the way inside and he can’t stop his hips from rocking, “That’s it, baby…yes!”

The spider demon can feel Husk’s fangs on the skin of his ass as that tongue and purr spear him even deeper. Angel takes one of his lower hands and begins pumping his own wet cock with slick, slapping sounds, “Husk, I…I’m so fucking close!”

The purring intensifies until Angel can feel it vibrating in his prostate. He pumps himself once more before cumming on the headboard as his hole squeezes the still roaming tongue inside him, “Husk…ah! Too much…fuck!”

Husk understands and stops purring as Angel rides out the rest of his orgasm. The spider demon then releases the headboard as he flops down beside Husk on the bed, “Purring shouldn’t be cute and hot as fuck at the same time.”

The bartender chuckles as he wipes his mouth with his paw. Once they catch their breath, Angel rolls onto his side to be able to see Husk’s face, “So ya really don’t wanna know?”

“Wow, I see my distraction didn’t last long.” Angel punches him playfully in the arm and gives him a question-filled look forcing him to reiterate his earlier answer, “No, I want it to be a surprise.”

Angel pouts again, but Husk places a paw on his lover’s bump and feels the baby thrashing just as wildly as the twins, “But if you want us to know about this one then we will.”

“Really?” He gives Husk a hopeful look, “It won’t ruin the surprise?”

Husk shakes his head, “This is your pregnancy too and your excitement is just as good as any surprise.”

Angel’s pout turns into a smile as he gives Husk a tender kiss, “I love ya so much.”

The cat demon returns his smile as he snuggles close to him, “I love you too.”

The lover’s drift off to sleep with poor Fat Nuggets wondering what just happened.

TBC…

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To save you a Google search, cat’s do have barbs on their penis, but they aren’t on the entire penis. The barbs are around the tip and at the base. The barbs are backwards facing and feel like nothing going in but pierce the ‘female’ on the way out. It helps aid in ovulation and fertilization during the female cat’s heat cycle.

I looked it up *embarrassingly* so you don’t have to.