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The Kitty Katswell Show	By : Homeydaclowndasecond Category: +S through Z > T.U.F.F. Puppy Views: 7008 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Cats, Yarn Balls, & Truth or Dare(part2)
This chapter is the continuation of the two chapter story arc. On other news, T.U.F.F.-Agent Cruz got the reference, where Kitty opens up the lobster on Dudley's head right. And this was also a reference to the Three Stooges short; 'A Pain In The Pullman', where Moe puts the crab or 'toitule' they called it; on Curly's head & bonks his head. Sorry, bro. I can't send you a cookie, since Dudley ate them all.
Anyway, on with the continuation of the Kitty/Catastrophe yarn ball playing/vacation chapter.
It was the very next morning now. Dudley was still in his bed sleeping, as Kitty had woken up already.
He was talking in his sleep again.
"Oh! Does my Kitty likes that?" he asks, as the audience laughs.
Then his stomach rumbles loudly, which immediately wakes him up.
The audience laughs.
"Stomach's empty!!" Dudley said, as he sat up. "I wonder, if Kitty got breakfast ready? There's one way to find out."
He jumps right out of the bed & go towards the kitchen.
Everyone was in the kitchen, just like the morning before.
Kitty & Roz was cooking the breakfast again.
They had a cd player playing old school rap songs like; Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg's 'Nuthin' But A G Thang' & other great 90's rap hits from back in the day, on it.
Kitty was wearing a purple spaghetti strap shirt, which stops above her navel. Black jean shorts, white ankle socks, & her all black Nikes with the little pink striping & white laces. She still had the same sexy ponytail.
Roz was wearing a white t-shirt, which stops above her navel. Dark blue jeans, which stops midway on her sexy legs. White ankle socks, with black trim on top & her all black Nikes with the little red striping & white laces.
Anyways, Dudley sits at the table.
Kitty comes up to him, with a glass of orange juice.
"How are you feeling this morning, Dudley sweetie?" she asked, as she set the OJ in front of him.
"I'm feeling great, Kitty baby." Dudley said, as he gave Kitty a good morning kiss.
Keswick & the Chief laughs at this scene.
"Aww, isn't that s-s-sweet, Chief?" Keswick asks.
"Yep, it sure is." the Chief said. "Kinda remind me, when I was younger. I always, used to get all of the ladies."
"H-H-How? By jump onto them & n-n-nawling on them?" Keswick asks, as the audience laughs.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Roz laughs. "That was a good one, Keswick!"
The Chief frowned at Keswick.
"For your information, Mr. Scientist I did." the Chief sniffs.
"Oh great!" Keswick said, as he rolls his eyes. "A S-S-S-South Park reference."
"And some of them, didn't know, that I was on them until months later." the Chief said.
"W-W-Whatever." Keswick said, as he rolls his eyes as the audience laughs.
"What's for breakfast, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked.
Kitty turns to him.
"Something different." she said.
"Uh oh." Dudley said. "I don't like the sounds of that."
"Don't worry, sweetie." Kitty said. "It's something, that you're gonna love."
She sets the plate in front of him.
The food was an egg, cheese, sausage, bacon, & ham between two biscuits.
"What's this?" Dudley asks, as he looks at the sandwich.
"That." Kitty said. "Is what Roz & I created. It's called; The Katswell Breakfast Sandwich."
"Yeah." Roz butted in. "It haves sausage, bacon, egg, ham, & cheese on two freshly baked biscuits."
"And it also haves some maple syrup in between the ham & bacon." Kitty added. "Go ahead, Dudley take a bite."
"Okay." Dudley said.
He takes a bite out of the huge sandwich.
"Mmmm!" he said. "This sandwich is good, you two!!!"
The Katswell sisters laughs.
"Thank you, baby." Kitty giggles, as she blushes.
"Yeah." Roz said. "Thanks."
"Hey!" the Chief shouted. "I want one of those Katswell sandwiches too!"
Roz turns to him.
"Hey!" she shouted. "When I asked you, when you wanted one, you said & I quote."
Then she clears her throat.
"'I don't want anything, to do with your food invention!'" she said in the Chief's voice. "'I rather be stranded on Peter Griffin's asscrack, than eat your invention!!'"
The audience laughs.
"Oh." the Chief said, as he blushed from embarrassment. "I did say that, didn’t I?"
"Yep. You sure d-d-did." Keswick said, as the audience laughs.
"So, you get to miss out." Roz finished.
"Dammit!!!" the Chief sniffs, as he tosses his bagel away.
The audience laughs at him.
Dudley finishes up his breakfast sandwich.
"That was good!" he said, as he burps & the audience laughs.
"I'm glad, that you enjoyed it, baby." Kitty said, as she set her plate down and started eating her breakfast.
Just then, Ice Cube's 'Today Was A Good Day' plays on the CD player.
The Chief spits out his coffee.
"Oh my god!" he exclaims. "What the hell is that playing, on the CD player?"
Kitty turns to him.
"That's that good old school rap shit, that doesn't play anymore." she said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "Nobody beats Ice Cube."
"That's right!" Dudley exclaims. "I love that old school shit!!"
The Chief rolls his eyes.
"You kids & your rap music." he started. "Don't you know, that music will rot your brain?"
"Sorry, Chief." Kitty said. "Can't hear ya! I'm enjoying this music!!"
The Chief sulks, as the four younger agents enjoyed their music.
Soon, the song was over.
The Chief looks at his watch.
"It's after 9 o'clock." he said to Dudley & Kitty. "Your two new friends are supposed to be over, any second now."
"GREAT!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he took out a small baggie of weed.
"Oh god!" Kitty sighs.
The Chief looks at Kitty.
"Katswell. I want you to be nice to Catastrophe, when she gets here." he said.
"Yes, sir." Kitty said.
Then there was a knock on the door.
"That's them, right now." the Chief said. "Go answer the door, Kitty."
So she stands up & answers the door.
There standing at the door, was Madam Catastrophe & Dr. Rabies.
Rabies was wearing some red trunks.
And Catastrophe was wearing a blue spaghetti strap shirt, which stops above her navel. Black jean shorts, white ankle socks with purple & black striping on top & all black Nikes, with a little purple striping and white laces. Her hair was still in a ponytail, as it was the day before.
Dudley walks up.
"Hey, bro." he greeted Rabies. "You ready to get zooted on the green shit?"
"Oh yeah!!!!" Rabies exclaims, as the audience laughs. "I'm down with that shit, no?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
Catastrophe looks at Kitty.
"Are you readky to spend another day together, no?" she asks in a lusty voice.
"Yeah!!" Kitty answers immediately, as the audience laughs.
"I also got the stuff, that makes us happy." Catastrophe said, as she took out a black duffle bag.
"You mean, the yarn balls?" Kitty asks, with a smile on her face.
"Yes." Catastrophe answers. "I got a lot of cat toys, that we gonna be enjoyink later."
Then the Chief & Roz walks up to them.
"Alright, you four." he started. "New agent Katswell & I decided, that we all need a day on beach."
"What d'you mean me?" Roz asked. "You were the one, who came up to me & told me about it, a few seconds ago."
"A day on the beach!?" Dudley exclaims, as he turns to Kitty. "Can you bring my tennis ball & frisbee?"
"Sure." Kitty said.
Rabies turns to Catastrophe.
"Did you brink my tennis ball?" he asks.
"Yes." Catastrophe says, as she took out a purple bag from hammerspace. "I got everythink, that you want to play with. That is what they say; smart plannink, no?"
"Yes!!" Rabies shouted.
"Alright, enough talking." the Chief said. "Let's go."
"Wait a minute, Chief." Roz said.
"What is it, New Agent Katswell?" he asks.
"This." Roz said.
Then she turns her back.
"You better be careful with my & Kitty's CD player, Little Keswick!!" she shouted. "Or I have to strangle you with my shapely, soft, femine hands."
"A-A-A-Alright." Keswick said, as he was carrying the CD player. "I would run like h-h-h-hell, but she might catch up to me & shove my face into her big, shapely, sexy b-b-b-booty."
The audience laughs.
Roz turns to everyone else.
"Okay, now I'm ready." she said.
"Okay." the Chief said, hopping onto Keswick. "Let's go!"
Then he turns to Kitty.
"Katswell. Close the door for me."
"Yes, Chief." she said.
So everyone, except her & Catastrophe started going to the beach.
Catastrophe smiles.
"You wantink help with that?" she asks.
"No, I got it." Kitty said. "You go ahead. I'll meet you there."
"Net!" Catastrophe shouted. "I don't wantink to be doink that! That's what they say; abandonink a friend, no?"
"Whatever floats your boat." Kitty said, as she locked up the beach house.
Then she put the keys into her pocket.
"Come on, let's go." Kitty said, as she went by her look alike.
"That'll be a wise thing, no?" Catastrophe asks, with a smile on her as she follows Kitty.
She looks closely at Kitty's big booty.
"Mmmm!" she said. "My new friend sure have a like they say in this country; the junk in the trunk!"
The audience laughs & whoos to this.
At the beach.
Everyone was relaxing on the beach.
Both Kitty & Catastrophe each was holding a tennis ball in front of their partners.
"Are you two ready to play fetch?" Kitty asked, as she tossed the ball up and down.
"Yeah!!!" Dudley panted, as the audience laughs.
"Are you sure?" Catastrophe asks, as she tosses her ball up and down.
"Yeah!!!" Rabies exclaims, as he started drooling.
"Are you sure?" both cats ask their partners in unison, as the audience laughs.
"YEAH!!!!" both dogs shouted, as the audience laughs.
"Okay!!" the cats said, as they threw their tennis balls.
"BALL!!!!" Dudley shouted, as he went after Kitty's ball.
"BALL!!!" Rabies said. "The essence of my life!!! Comink back here!!! That'll be a wise thing, no?"
Catastrophe turns to Kitty.
"So how long, until they are catchink the balls?" she asks.
"Not that long." Kitty said, as she looks at her watch. "It should be right about...."
Then Dudley & Rabies come back with the balls in their mouths.
"Now." Kitty said, as the audience laughs.
"Damn!" Catastrophe shouted. "Now, that was fast!!"
"Can you make it a long one, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked, as he gave Kitty the tennis ball.
"Yeah!!!" Rabies said, as he gave Catastrophe the tennis ball. "Throw it longer, Catastrophe darlink!!"
"Okay." Kitty said, as she started twirling her arm.
She releases the ball.
"Go fetch it, Dudley!!!"
Dudley immediately runs after it.
Catastrophe did the exact same thing as Kitty did.
"Go fetchink it, Rabies darlink!!!"
"JA!!" Rabies exclaims, as he runs after it.
Kitty then yawns.
Catastrophe turns to her.
"Why are you yawnink for, Katswell?" she asks. "Didn't you get any sleep last night?"
"Sort of." Kitty said. "I've been thinking about what happened at your beach house yesterday."
Catastrophe smiles.
"You mean, us playink with those yarn balls, no?"
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"You sure enjoyed yourself with my yarn balls & my company, no?" Catastrophe said with a smile.
"Yep." Kitty said.
"You kinda, what they say; lookink cute." Catastrophe said.
Kitty blushes.
"Aww! Thank you, Catastrophe. You looked cute too."
Catastrophe blushes.
"Aww!" she said as she smiled. "Thanks."
Just then, Roz walks up, with the Chief riding on her shoulder.
"So." he said. "Are you two being nice to each other?"
"Yes, Chief." Kitty said.
"See? I told you!" Roz said. "You dragged me away, from fuckin' around with Keswick for this!?"
"Why are you so interested, in fucking around with Keswick?" the Chief asks.
"Because, I get a jolly from him, being afraid of girls." Roz laughs, as the audience laughs. "It's so fuckin' funny!!"
Then the Chief started laughing too.
"Yeah! That is funny!!" he laughs. "What a wuss!!"
"I know right?" Roz asks.
"Yeah!" the Chief laughs, as the audience laughs.
Then he turns to Kitty & Catastrophe.
"Kitty. Your twin sister is a trip! I'm certainly glad, that I hired her now!" he laughs. "Now, we another reason to make fun of Keswick now! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! And he's the third employee to be made fun of."
Roz looks at him.
"Who's the first two?" she asks.
"Agent Puppy & Agent Nuts." the Chief replied.
"Agent Nuts?" Roz asks. "More like a deranged squirrel, that needs to be shot!"
The audience laughs, as everyone else does.
"Thank you!" Roz says. "I'll got a million of them!!"
Then she turns to Kitty.
"Hey sis. Wanna play volleyball against these kids & Keswick?" she asks. "It's gonna be the girls against the guys."
"No thanks." Kitty said, as she looks at herself. "I really need to tan."
"Me too!" Catastrophe added.
"Okay." Roz said, as she & the Chief started to walk away. "You're gonna miss Keswick, trying to throw the ball."
Catastrophe then takes out two beach chairs & some tanning oil.
"How about we do this closer to the beach house, no?" she asks.
"Okay." Kitty said. "But let's go it in front of the house. Just in case, we need anything from inside."
Just then, Dudley & Rabies walks up to the cats with the tennis balls.
"We got 'em!!!" Dudley said.
"And we also, got some footlong hot dogs!!!" Rabies added, as he took out a plate of footlong hot dogs, with extra everything on them from hammerspace.
"That's good." Catastrophe said. "Pardon us, but Katswell and I must go tan."
"Okay then." Dudley said, as he grabs a footlong hot dog. "Are you sure, that you two don't want some?"
"We're sure." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Catastrophe said. "I've got plenty of food, that we can eat. So, we don't starve, while tanning."
"Okay." Rabies said. "I am believink you two."
Then the two cats, leave for the beach house.
"Well." Dudley said, as he turned to Rabies. "That means, more for us!!!"
"This shit's gonna taste good!!!" Rabies said.
Then both dogs took a huge & loud bite from the hot dogs, as the audience laughs.
Back at the Chief's beach house.
Kitty & Catastrophe had started taking their clothes off.
The audience whoos to this.
They were just in their bras & thong underwear.
"So, what do you wanna tan first, Katswell, my friend?" Catastrophe asks. "Your front or your back?"
Kitty lays on her front.
"The back, please." she said, as she undoes her top. "Can you put some oil on my back?"
"A pleasure, my friend." Catastrophe said with a smile on her face, as the audience whoos.
So, she pours some of the tanning oil onto Kitty's back.
She rubs it in.
"What about your sexy booty?" Catastrophe asks. "You want that tanned too, no?"
"Yes." Kitty said, as she reaches for her tongs. "Thanks for reminding me, Catastrophe."
"A pleasure." Catastrophe said, as she watched Kitty take off her thongs.
Kitty was now laying naked in the sun.
The audience whoos loudly to this.
Catastrophe squirts some oil onto her thighs, legs, and booty. And she starts rubbing it in.
"Mmmm!" Catastrophe mutters, but not loud enough for Kitty to hear. "I am lovink your ass!!"
After the oil was applied to Kitty. Catastrophe lays back in her beach chair.
"Hey, Katswell." she said.
"Yes?" Kitty asks.
"When you get done, tannink your back. Can you put some tannink oil on me?" Catastrophe asks, as the audience whoos.
"Sure." Kitty said. "Anything for a new friend."
Catastrophe smiles, as the audience whoos & laughs.
15 minutes later, Kitty sits up.
"Okay." Kitty said, as she grabbed the tanning oil. "Your turn."
Catastrophe smiles to this.
"You doing your front or back?" Kitty asks.
"Front!!" Catastrophe exclaims, as she undoes her top and thongs and the audience whoos.
"Okay." Kitty said.
So she started squirting the oil onto Catastrophe's breasts.
Kitty rubs in the oil.
Catastrophe was enjoying this.
"Mmmm!" she purrs, but not to loudly for Kitty to hear.
Then Kitty moves on down to Catastrophe's sexy stomach, waist, thighs, legs, & feet, while squirting and rubbing the oil.
The oil was applied onto Catastrophe.
She looks at Kitty.
"You want me to put the oil on your front?" Catastrophe asks. "That'll be a smart thing, no?"
"Yes." Kitty said, as she gave her look alike the tanning oil.
So Catastrophe applies the tanning oil onto Kitty's sexy front.
The audience whoos to this.
Catastrophe was certainly enjoying this.
"Mmmm!" she said. "I am lovink your sexy breasts."
"What?" Kitty asked.
"Nothink!!!" Catastrophe exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Soon, Kitty's front had tanning oil all over.
"Thanks." Kitty said, as she lays back on her beach chair.
"Anytime, friend." Catastrophe said, as she lays on her back on her beach chair.
Then she takes out some bags of snacks.
"You want somethink to eat?" she asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
So Catastrophe tosses a baggie of snacks to her.
"Hope you are likink that." Catastrophe said.
Kitty looks at her snacks.
"Some BBQ Fritos, cheese crackers, & candy." she said. "Sweet!"
Then she opens up the Fritos & started eating.
Catastrophe smiles.
But little did these two cats know, that they were being watched.
They were being watched by their partners.
"Oh shit!!" Dudley exclaims. "Kitty & Madam Catastrophe are tanning."
Then in a higher voice.
"Naked!!!!" Dudley exclaims, sounding like Kevin James, as the audience laughs.
"That is hot & sexy!!!!" Dr. Rabies exclaims, as his good eye was ready to pop out. "This is the major turn on, no?"
"YES!!!!" Dudley said.
So the two white dogs, watched the two cats tan.
After a while, Catastrophe sits up.
"Katswell. Can you puttink some oil on my back?" she asks. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Of course." Kitty said, as she grabs the tanning oil and squirts all over Catastrophe's back, thighs, legs, sexy big booty & her feet.
"Mmmm!" Catastrophe mutters. "I am likink this!!! The oil feels so good, all over my sexy ass!!!"
Soon the oil was applied.
"There." Kitty said. "Done."
So she lays back on her beach chair & continues tanning.
"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "I'm gettin' hard as a motherfucka!!"
"Me too!" Rabies cried. "Excusink me!!!"
"Where are you goin'?" Dudley asks.
"I gotta go, what they say; release my stress!!!" Rabies called. "Leavink me alone for at least five minutes! That'll be a smart thing, no?"
He runs off.
"I wonder, what he was talking about?" Dudley wondered.
Then he started thinking.
"Oh! I get, what he means now!" he said, as the audience laughs.
15 minutes later.
Kitty & Catastrophe was sitting up in their beach chairs now.
"There." Kitty said, as she was grabbing her clothes. "All nice & tan."
"I am feelink good, right about now!" Catastrophe said, as she started putting her clothes back on.
Just then, Dudley & Rabies walked up to them.
"Catastrophe darlink. You finish, no?" Rabies asked.
"Yeah." Catastrophe said. "Why you ask?"
"Because, there's some kids buildink sand castles further down the beach." Rabies said. "Wanna go knock them down & kick sand in the kids faces?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she stood up. "That's gonna be funny, no?"
Then she turns to Kitty.
"I'll be back later, so we can do the playink."
Then she & Rabies walks away.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Kitty! Don't put your clothes back on yet!!!" he exclaims.
"Why?" Kitty asked.
"No time to explain!!!" Dudley said, as he picked up Kitty. "Bedroom. Right now! Mid-morning quickie!!"
"Mmmm!" Kitty said in a sexy tone. "Looks like, a certain someone saw me tanning & he is horny."
"Yeah!!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs & whoos. "Let's go!!"
Then still carrying Kitty & her clothes, Dudley runs into the beach house and then into his room. Locking the door behind him.
The audience whoos.
Two hours later.
Kitty comes out of Dudley's room, signing a little song to herself.
All of her clothes was back on.
Then Roz walks up to her.
"Where have you been sis?" she asks. "I was lookin' all over for ya."
"Ah, well." Kitty said, as she started blushing. "Dudley & I was...."
"Ya'll was having a quickie?" Roz asks, as she smiled.
Kitty blushed again, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." she admitted.
"You two, sure got that passion." Roz said. "You got that passion."
"So, what do you want?" Kitty asks.
"I just wanted to know, what you want for lunch?" Roz asked.
"Oh." Kitty said, as she & Roz started walking. "I want two TCBLTs with cheddar cheese & mayonnaise."
"You want those on hoagie rolls?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"Okay, then." Roz said & went to the kitchen.
Kitty then sits on the couch, where Keswick & the Chief were watching tv.
"Oh god!" she sighs.
"AHHH!!!" Keswick hollers, as the audience laughs.
"Shut up!!!" the Chief shouted. "It's just Kitty."
Keswick then sighs a breath of relief.
"G-G-Good." he said.
"What the hell's his problem?" Kitty asks.
"You sister had defeated him in volleyball." the Chief said. "It was so fuckin' funny!!! You should have been there. He was having a difficult time, throwing the ball. It was like, watching Charlie Sheen's career."
Then he, Kitty, & the audience laughs.
"Stop it!" Keswick sniffs. "It's not f-f-f-fuckin' funny!!!"
"Yes, it is!" Kitty laughs.
Just then, Roz walks into the scene, carrying two sandwiches.
"What's so funny?" she asks. "Are yall laughing at Keswick again?"
"Yeah!!" Kitty said. "We're laughing at him & Charlie Sheen's so-called career."
Roz turns to Keswick.
"So did you enjoy getting beat in volleyball, by a cat girl, who's athletic?" she asks in a teasing tone. "Didn't my sexy waist, look good, while throwing the ball, Keswuss?"
"AHHHH!!!" Keswick hollers. "SEXY, ATHLETIC GIRL!!!! T-T-THE WORST OF THEM ALL!!!!"
Then he runs off & hides again.
The audience laughs.
"Ha!Ha!" the Chief laughs. "Keswuss. Good one."
"Here are your two sandwiches, Kitty." Roz said, as she gives Kitty her lunch. "Want a drink?"
"Yeah." Kitty said. "One of those Homey Hollas, please."
"One Homey Holla comin' up." Roz said, as she went back into the kitchen.
"Homey Holla?" the Chief asked. "What kind of soda is that?"
"It's just like Mountain Dew, Chief." Kitty said. "Except, it's named after the author."
Then Kitty smiles at the hard working author, who gives her a check.
"Thank you, Homey baby." she said, as she put her check into her pocket.
"What was that about?" the Chief asks.
"Oh, it's a thing." Kitty said. "Each time, I or Roz says the author's name or any of the products that's named after him; we get a check from him."
"Ahh." the Chief said. "Way to make money."
Roz returns with a green, black & red can; that had a clown and the words; 'HOMEY HOLLA!!!' on it.
"Here's your Homey Holla, sis." Roz said, as she tossed Kitty the can.
Kitty catches it & the audience applaudes.
Just then, the author gives Roz a check.
"Thank you." she said, as she put her check into her pocket.
Then she sits on the couch, as Kitty started eating her lunch.
The Chief turns to Roz.
"New agent Katswell." he started. "Gimme some chips & the dip."
"I'll dip you, you bastard!!" she sniffs, as she went to get the food.
"I should slap her, for callin' me a bastard!!!" the Chief sniffs.
"You can't do that, Chief." Kitty said. "The author, won't allow you to do harm on her or me."
"Dammit!" the Chief sniffs, as the audience laughs. "That sucks!!"
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Answer the door, Katswell." the Chief said.
So Kitty went to answer the door.
There standing there was Madam Catastrophe.
"See?" she said. "I told you, that I'll be back."
"I see." Kitty said. "So, where's Dr. Rabies?"
"He's back at my beach house." Catastrophe said, as she walks in. "He was celebratink over, kickink sand into kids' eyes by drinkink russian vodka. And he, like they say; over drink."
"So, he's passed out drunk?" Kitty said.
"Yeah." Catastrophe said. "He is a fuckin' asshole, no?"
"Yes." Kitty said, as the audience laughs. "So, what d'you wanna do?"
Catastrophe takes out her bag with the yarn balls & cat toys.
"We play!!!" Catastrophe exclaims happily, as she dumped all of the yarn balls & cat toys on the floor.
The audience laughs.
Kitty smiles, as she sees a red yarn ball & a stuffed mouse.
"Mine!!!" she shouted, as she pounced onto the yarn ball and rat.
The audience laughs.
Just then, Roz walks in with the Chief's food.
"Here's your damn dip & chips!!" she sniffs.
Then she looks at Kitty on the floor, playing with the stuffed rat toy and yarn ball.
"Well. Well. Well. Look who's playing with the yarn ball again." she teased.
"Don't tease." the Chief said. "It's cute."
"Whatever." Roz said, as she sat down on the couch.
Catastrophe then started playing with the yarn balls & the assorted cat toys too.
The audience whoos to this.
Catastrophe sits up & looks at Roz.
"Katswell's sister." she said. "You comink over here & play with yarn ball & cat toys? That'll be a smart think, no?"
"No thanks." Roz said.
"She's too scared." Kitty said, as she was chewing on the toy rat.
"No, I'm not!!" Roz attacks. "I think, it's just juvenile."
"She's scared, Catastrophe." Kitty teased. "She thinks, that people are gonna think, that she's uncool."
"Ha!Ha!Ha!" the Chief laughed, before getting a cold glare from Roz.
"Was you laughing!?"
"Uh, no." the Chief answers.
"What a coward!!" Catastrophe laughs. "She is, what they say; a punk-ass, no?"
Roz was turning red in anger, as the audience laughs.
She was as red, as her hair.
"Punk-ass? PUNK-ASS!! I'll show you, who's a punk ass!!!" Roz shouted. "Gimme a yarn ball!!!"
So Kitty rolls a ball towards Roz's direction.
"Enjoy." she said.
Roz stares at the yarn ball for at least five minutes, until she pounces onto the yarn ball.
"MINE!!!!" she shouted, as the audience laughs.
The three cats was playing with the yarn balls & cat toys all over the floor.
"Damn!" the Chief said. "This is so fuckin' hot!!"
Just then, Dudley walks up.
"What's happenin', Chief?" he asks, as he yawns.
"Don't you hear the laughter & the purrs, son?" the Chief asks.
Dudley then looks at the sexy scene that was happening on the floor.
"Oh." he said, as the audience laughs at his stupidness. "I see, what you mean. Can I join you?"
"Sure, son." the Chief said. "As long, as you gimme some of that weed."
Dudley takes out a baggie of weed.
"Here." he said, as he gave the Chief the weed. "Knock yourself out!!"
"YAY!!!!" the Chief shouted, as the audience laughs. "Enjoy yourself."
Then the Chief hops off to his room.
Dudley watches the three cats playing.
"Oh shit!" he exclaims. "This is so fuckin' hot!!!!"
The cats kept playing with the yarn balls & the cat toys.
The audience awws & whoos.
"I'm enjoying the hell outta this!!!" Roz exclaims, as she tosses her yarn ball over Kitty's body.
"See?" Kitty asked, as she tossed her yarn ball over Catastrophe's body. "And you said, that this is juvenile."
Catastrophe looks at Roz.
"Mmmm." she purrs. "Your sister's a pro, at playink with the yarn, no?"
"Yes." Kitty purrs happily.
"I heard that!" Roz purrs, as she heard them. "Now gimme that toy rat!"
Then she takes the toy rat from Catastrophe's mouth, as the audience laughs and puts it in her own mouth.
"You likink the rat, no?" Catastrophe asks Roz.
"Yeah." Roz said, as she purred.
Catastrophe rolls to Kitty.
"I've got this special rat, that you are goink to love, Katswell." she said.
"Really?" Kitty purred, as she batted her yarn with her claws.
"Yeah." Catastrophe said, as she reached into her pocket.
She takes out the toy rat.
The toy rat looked exactly like Snaptrap.
"Now, you can exactly take a bite from Snaptrap." Catastrophe said.
"Great!" Kitty said.
So Catastrophe tosses the Snaptrap toy to Kitty.
Kitty bites onto the Snaptrap.
"Take that, Snaptrap!!!" she said.
The three cats continue playing, laughing, & purring on the floor.
Dudley was certainly enjoying this.
"Oh shit!!!" he said. "I'm gettin' hard as hell from watching this!!"
Kitty then lays on her back.
Catastrophe gets above her.
"Now, I will rub your abs." she said with lust in her voice. "You will enjoy it & purr, yes?"
"Yes." Kitty said, too busy in her own little world with the Snaptrap toy & her yarn ball to actually listen at what was being said.
So Catastrophe starts rubbing Kitty's abs.
The audience whoos.
"Mmmm!" Kitty purrs.
"You lovink this, no?" Catastrophe asks.
"Yes!!" Kitty said, as she let her yarn ball drop. "Now, it's my turn!!!"
Then she pounces onto Catastrophe and started rubbing her sexy stomach and abs.
Catastrophe purrs to this.
"Mmmm! That is feelink good!" she purrs.
"I'm glad, that you are enjoying it." Kitty said.
Roz's yarn ball wraps itself over Kitty's shoulder.
"Mine!!!" Roz shouted in a cute voice, as she pounced herself onto the two other cats.
The audience awws, laughs, & whoos at this sexy scene.
"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims, as he watched this. "I'm getting a fuckin' boner!"
After tossing each other around, Roz was ontop.
"Now, let me rub your belly." she said to Catastrophe.
"Go ahead, sister." Catastrophe said. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Yes!" Roz said, as the audience laughs.
So, Roz takes off Catastrophe's shirt and started rubbing her abs.
Catastrophe reaches up & started pulling on Roz's shirt.
"Lettink me, return the favor." she said.
So Roz held her arms up, as Catastrophe took her shirt off.
The audience whoos to this.
Catastrophe looks at Roz's blue bra, which covered her breasts.
"Mmmm!" she purred. "Am I likink your bra!"
Roz looks at Catastrophe's black bra.
"So, do I." Roz said, as she purred.
Kitty tosses her yarn ball at them.
"Rub my stomach!!!" she shouted. "I enjoy it so fuckin' much!!!"
So Catastrophe & Roz pounces onto Kitty.
Roz pulls her twin's shirt off, as Catastrophe started rubbing Kitty's sexy abs.
"Purr for me!!" she ordered, as she looks at Kitty's red bra. "That'll be a smart thing, no?"
Kitty purrs with giggles inbetween.
She reaches up to Catastrophe's sexy stomach & rubs it. Meanwhile, Roz was rubbing Catastrophe's back.
"Mmmm!" Catastrophe purrs.
Then the three cats rolls onto the yarn, which started wrapping around them, but the cats didn't care, as they was purring & laughing and was having fun with each other.
Dudley was smiling widely.
"Oh shit!!!!" he shouted. "I'm about to bust a nut!!!!"
An hour & a half passes by.
The cats was still playing with each other, the yarn balls, & the cat toys.
"Alright, I'm getting tired now." Kitty said, as she sat up.
"Yeah, me too." Roz said, as she sat up. "I haven't had a fun time like that, in years."
"I am agreeink with you two." Catastrophe said, as she sat up.
Roz turns to Dudley.
She smiles & giggles.
"Looks like, someone else certainly enjoyed our playing." Roz said, as she pointed to Dudley.
Kitty looks to see, that Dudley had a full on erection.
"I see." she laughs.
"Looks like, he's about to, what they say; bust a nut, no?" Catastrophe said.
"Yeah!!" Kitty & Roz exclaimed, as the audience laughs.
Catastrophe's stomach rumbles.
She turns to Kitty.
"D'you have somethink to eat?" she asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "There's some left over fried chicken in the fridge."
"That sounds good, no?" Catastrophe asks, as she stands up.
Roz stands up.
"I'll just you two alone." she said.
"Wait!" Kitty called. "Don't you wanna help me?"
Roz looks at her.
"What the hell are you talking about?" she asks.
"I need a little help here, Roz." Kitty said, as she winked & the audience laughs.
Roz then realizes, what Kitty meant.
"Oh." she said. "Okay, sis. I help ya."
Then she goes over to Kitty and Kitty stands over Dudley.
"Here. Let us, get rid of the awful lump for ya, baby." she said in a sexy tone.
Dudley looks at Roz.
"So, Roz is gonna rid of my boner too?" he asks Kitty.
"Yes." Kitty said, as she grabs Dudley's hard dick.
"Well, okay." Dudley said. "The more girls, the better right?"
So Roz also grabs Dudley's cock.
"Okay." Kitty said. "Now, let's start stroking."
"Yeah." Roz said.
So the Katswell sisters started stroking Dudley's erection.
The audience whoos.
Dudley sighs happily.
"Oh, goddamn!!!" he said.
"You're loving this, ain't ya?" Kitty asked in an erotic tone.
"Yeah." Dudley replied.
"Yeah. You're being jerked off, by two sexy cat twins." Roz said in a sexy tone. "That'll make anybody's day."
So the dick stroking continues.
Dudley certainly was loving this.
"Oh shit!!!" he exclaims. "Y-Y-Your hands are so soft!!"
"Yeah, that's right!" Kitty said, as she took a little lick on the head. "Our soft hands, over your hard cock feels so fuckin' good!"
"I certainly, enjoy rubbing a hard cock!" Roz said, as she kept rubbing Dudley's shaft.
5 more minutes passes.
Dudley was ready to explode.
"K-K-K-Kitty. R-R-Roz." he stuttered. "I'm about to cum!!!!"
"Yes!" Kitty said in a erotic voice. "Release your load over our sexy hands."
"And all over the floor, too!" Roz said in a erotic voice.
After several more stroking, Dudley couldn't hold it in no more.
He releases his sperm all over Kitty's & Roz's hands.
"Mmmm!" the Katswell twins moaned erotically. "That feels so fuckin' good, on our soft hands. Mmmm!"
Soon, Dudley was done.
Roz licks her hand.
"Mmmm!" she uttered. "I haven't made a guy cum like that in a while! I'm certainly enjoyed this, Kitty."
"I knew, that you would." Kitty said, as she licked Dudley's seed off her hand. "I enjoyed this too!"
Roz turns to Dudley.
"And I know, Dudley certainly enjoyed being jerked off by the Katswell twins." she said in a sexy voice. "Didn't ya?"
"Yeah." Dudley sighs happily, as the audience laughs.
Roz picks up her shirt.
"Time for me to get some of the chicken, before Catastrophe eats it all!"
She leaves for the kitchen.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Did you enjoy me & Roz jacking you off?" she asks in a sexy voice.
"Yeah!!!" Dudley exclaims happily. "Your hands felt so fuckin' good!!"
"Maybe next time, I'll have Roz do that again with me." Kitty said, as the audience whoos.
"Yeah!!" Dudley said. "That'll be a smart idea!!!"
"Do you want something to eat?" Kitty asked, as she stood up.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"How 'bout, I fry you up some wings?" Kitty asked.
"Sounds good." Dudley said. "Extra hot sauce please."
"Okay." Kitty said. "Just lemme wash my hands and clean up your mess on the floor."
Then she goes to the kitchen, while Dudley sighs & lays back on the couch.
An hour later.
Dudley's wings were done & Kitty was bringing them to him.
"Here are your wings, baby." she said, as she set them in front of him.
Dudley inhales the wings.
"These smell good, babe." Dudley said.
"Just wait, until you taste them." Kitty said.
Dudley takes a bite from a wing.
Fire comes out of his ears, nose, & mouth.
The audience laughs.
"Oooh!" he said. "These wings are good as hell!!"
Kitty laughs.
"Thank you, sweetie." she said.
Then Roz & Catastrophe walks in.
They were eating their own wings.
"So, what are we gonna do now?" Catastrophe asks.
"We watch tv." Kitty said, as she sat on the couch. "Since, it looks like it's about to storm like shit outside."
"Hopefully, something's good on." Dudley said.
Roz then takes out a blue duffle bag from hammerspace.
"If not. We can always watch dvds." Roz said, as she took out some dvds.
"What are they?" Kitty asked.
"They're 'Friday', 'Friday After Next', 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'..." Roz started, before being interrupted by Catastrophe.
"Which version?" she asks. "The 1974 version, or the 2003 remake?"
"The 1974 version." Roz said. "Duh."
There was nothing good on the tv, like always.
"Well." Roz said. "I guess, we have to watch dvds then."
"Uh, what other dvds do you have, Roz?" Dudley asks.
"I'm glad, that you asked." Roz said. "I also have; 'Good Times' season 1, 'Sanford & Son' seasons 1, 2, 3, & 4, 'In Living Color' seasons 1, 2, 3, & 5. 'Seinfeld' seasons 4-9, 'Bones', & 'The Player's Club'."
"Sounds interestink!" Catastrophe said, as she took a bite from one of her wings.
"What? No 'Family Guy', 'Thomas the tank engine', or 'Spongebob?" Dudley asks.
"NO!!!!!" Roz shouted, as the audience laughs. "I hate that sponge!!!!"
"Me too." Kitty said.
"He's as annoyink, as that red Elmo puppet." Catastrophe said.
So Roz sets up the dvd player & puts in a dvd.
"Now, to get lost in some old school goodness!!" she said.
"Old school goodness." Catastrophe said. "The old school is cool & great, no?"
"Yes!!" Kitty, Dudley & Roz exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs & applaudes.
Many hours later.
The quartet was still watching dvds.
Dr. Rabies, was there now & he was talking.
"Oh shit!!!" he exclaims. "Did you see that dude, get sawed in half?"
"Yeah, Rabies darlink." Catastrophe said. "That guy does have a, split personality, no?"
Everyone groans at Catastrophe's bad joke, as the audience laughs.
"What?" she asks. "It wasn't that bad."
Kitty looks at her watch.
"Damn!" she exclaims. "It's after 7:30!!"
"DINNER TIME!!!!" both Dudley & Rabies exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs.
"So, what do any of you want for dinner?" Kitty asks.
"Burgers!!!" Dudley shouted.
"Lobster!!" Catastrophe said.
"Pizza!!" Roz said.
"Okay." Kitty said. "We'll just go with the choice, that's cheaper."
She turns to Roz.
"Roz. You order the pizzas."
"Okay." Roz said, as she took out her phone.
Catastrophe turns to Kitty.
"Katswell. How 'bout we play, what you call; truth or dare?" she suggested. "Doink that, we'll get to know ourselves better, no?"
Kitty then thinks about it.
"Yeah! Let's!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Oh, okay." Kitty said. "We can play truth or dare."
"YAY!!!" Catastrophe cheers, as the audience laughs.
"God, Catastrophe darlink." Rabies said. "You're, like they say; really excited, no?"
Roz closes her phone.
"Well, the pizzas are on the way." she said.
"Hey, Roz." Dudley started. "Guess what?"
"What?" she asked.
"We're gonna play truth or dare." Dudley said.
"Okay." Roz said. "That's fine with me."
Then she looks around.
"Is Keswuss still hiding?"
"Yes." Kitty said.
Roz stands up.
"I'll go get him & drag him in here by his leg, with my sexy arms!"
She goes off to get the whimp, as the audience laughs.
Half an hour later.
Everyone was eating their pizzas now.
Keswick, or shall I say; Keswuss was there.
And so was the Chief.
"So, are we gonna play truth or dare or what?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Catastrophe said, as she poured out some vodka into a glass. "Now, we are ready."
So she sets the bottle on the floor.
"I'll start it off." Catastrophe said, as she put a hand on the bottle.
She spins the bottle.
It stops at Kitty.
"Well. Well. Well." Catastrophe said with a sly smile on her face. "My first victim. So Katswell. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth." Kitty said.
"Okay." Catastrophe said. "Have you always been a brunette?"
"Yes." Kitty said.
Then it was Kitty's turn now.
"My turn." she said, as she spun the bottle.
The bottle spins.
It eventually stops at Keswuss.
"Truth or Dare." Kitty asked.
"D-D-Dare." Keswuss said.
"Okay. I dare you, to makeout with Roz!!" Kitty exclaims, as the audience whoos & laughs.
Roz puts on some lipstick.
"Get ready to pucker up, little boy." Roz said in a sexy voice, as the audience laughs.
"OH SHIT!!!!!" Keswuss hollers. "A SEXY, ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC GIRL WITH LIPSTICK!!!!"
"Oh shut the fuck up!!" the Chief sniffs. "Just makeout with her already!!"
So Roz grabs Keswuss and started making out with him.
The audience whoos to this.
The makeout session lasts for thirty minutes, until Keswuss faints.
"What a wuss!!" Roz said with a smile on her face, as the audience laughs.
"Well, since wussy is unconscious." the Chief said. "I'll spin for him."
Then he turns to Kitty.
"Katswell. Spin the bottle for me." he ordered.
So she spins the bottle.
It stops at Dudley.
"Ah ha!" the Chief shouted. "Truth or Dare, Agent Puppy?"
"Truth." Dudley said.
"Okay." the Chief said. "Was you the one, who destroyed my fuckin' office chair & computer?"
"Uh," Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
"Agent Puppy!?" the Chief asks, getting angry as the audience laughs.
"Yes, I did, Chief." Dudley said.
"Why you little bastard!!!!" the Chief shouted. "That's gonna come out of your paycheck!!!"
Dudley then grabs the bottle & spins it.
It stops at Roz.
"Truth or Dare, Roz?" he asks.
"Truth." Roz said.
"Okay." Dudley said. "Tell me about your incident, on that day, you went to that store."
The audience laughs, as Roz blushes.
"O-Okay." she said, as she took a sip of her soda. "Well, this flashback will explain it.
(Flashback)
It shows, Kitty & Roz as kittens.
Kitty was wearing a green shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers. And Roz was wearing a light blue shirt, black jeans & black sneakers.
Anyways, they were with their mom in the supermarket.
Young Kitty pulls on her mother's pant leg.
"Mommy. Can Rozzy & I go to the candy aisle?" she asks.
Ms. Katswell looks at her.
"No." she said. "You're too young, to go off by yourselves."
Young Roz turns to Kitty.
"Lemme handle this, sis."
Then she pulls on her mom's pant leg.
"Mommy. There's some lasagna noodles, that's 75% off." Roz lied. "I know, that you love to cook lasagna."
Roz's lie works.
"Where is it!?!" Ms. Katswell exclaims.
"Over in Aisle 35." Roz said.
So within a eyeblink, Ms. Katswell was off, leaving the two female kittens behind.
The audience laughs.
"Now, we can go off by ourselves!!" Kitty exclaims.
"Let's go to the candy aisle!!" Roz said.
"No, I don't think so." Kitty said. "You know, how you get when you eat a lot of candy."
But Roz didn't hear her, as she had already ran off to the candy aisle.
The black hair kitten rolls her eyes.
"Oh, Roz!"
When Kitty got to the candy aisle, Roz was already pigging out on the candy.
She was on a extreme sugar rush.
"OH SHIT!!!! THIS IS THE BEST CANDY EVUR!!!!!!" Roz shouted quickly & loudly, as the audience laughs. "WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA BUY THIS COMPANY, SO I CAN EAT ALL THIS DELICIOUS CANDY, ALL OF THE TIME!!!! WHAZZUP!!!!"
Kitty facepalms herself.
"See? I knew this would happen." she said.
Roz turns to Kitty, with foam coming out of her mouth.
"HEY, KITTY!!!!" she greeted loudly. "WANNA EAT SOME OF THIS TASTY-ASS CANDY WITH ME? IT'S SO FUCKIN' GOOD!!!!"
"I think, you have enough, Rozzy." Kitty said, as she took the open bag of candy from her twin.
Roz extracts her razor sharp claws.
"NO!!! YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY LOVELY CANDY AWAY FROM ME!!!!" she shouted. "EVEN, IF YOU'RE MY TWIN SISTER!!!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!!!"
Kitty extracts her own razor sharp claws.
"Fine." she said. "If you wanna fight? We fight!!!!"
Then she pounces onto Roz & starts fighting.
Candy & stuff was flying everywhere.
The two kittens keep fighting, until they hit a cart.
The belonger of the cart, gasped.
"Kitty Alice Katswell. Rosalinda Janet Katswell!!" said the voice.
The kittens stopped fighting, when the voice said their names.
They look up to see their mother.
"Uh, hi mom." Kitty said in a nervous voice.
Ms. Katswell was frowning.
"Kitty. Did you let your sister, go into the candy aisle & eating all of the candy again?" she asks.
"YES!!!" Roz shouted. "I TALKED HER INTO IT!!!! LET'S GO HOME & PAINT MY ROOM!!!!"
Ms. Katswell sighs & grabs Roz by her hand.
"Just a little bit of orange juice, some Benny Hill & lemonade will make you sleepy." she said as she turns to Kitty. "Let's go!!"
It fades back to modern day Roz.
"So, that's the embarrassing thing, that happened the day." she concluded.
"Whoa!" Dudley said to Roz. "You was downin' that candy."
"Yeah." Catastrophe said. "Just like Rabies, when he was drinkink earlier."
"My turn!!" Roz said, as she grabs the bottles and spins it.
It spins. It stops at Catastrophe.
"Truth or Dare?" she asks her.
"Dare." Catastrophe said.
"Okay." Roz said. "I dare you and Rabies to makeout with each other."
A huge smile, comes across Rabies' face, as the audience laughs.
He grabs her & dips her.
"This is gonna be hot, no?" Rabies asks.
But before Catastrophe could answer, Rabies' lips were over hers in a passionate kiss.
The audience whoos to this.
This makeout session lasts for 50 minutes.
Then the russian dog and cat stopped making out.
"You enjoyink that, no?" Rabies asked.
"Ja!" Catastrophe said, still in shock from her partner kissing her, as the audience laughs.
The Chief yawns.
"I'm getting sleepy." he said. "I think, I'll leave you young people here and I'll go to bed."
"Yeah, whatever." Roz said.
Then the Chief hops off to his room.
Catastrophe grabs the bottle and spins it.
It stops at Kitty again.
"Ha!" Catastrophe said. "I dare you to makeout with me! That's gonna be sexy, no?"
"Okay, fine with me." Kitty said, as the audience whoos.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"So, you approve of this, Kit-Kat?" he asks her.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she went over to Catastrophe, while putting on some red lipstick. "I gotta repay her, for bringing those yarn balls & that Snaptrap toy. Pucker up!!"
"Oh shit!!!" Catastrophe exclaims happily.
Then Kitty started making out with Madam Catastrophe.
The audience whoos to this.
Dudley turns to Rabies.
"So, bro. How long will Catastrophe makeout with Kitty?" he asks.
"Well, since that she's terribly in love with your partner." Rabies started. "It'll probably be two hours or so."
"What? Catastrophe's in love with Kitty?" Dudley asked, with a shock look on his face.
"Oh shit!" Rabies said. "You're not suppose to know about that. Oh well, the cat's out of the bag. Pardon the pun."
Roz sets her watch.
"Let's see, if it actually take them two hours." she said.
"Shall we continue the game?" Dudley asked.
"How 'bout we watch the cats makeout?" Rabies suggested. "That'll be hot & sexy, no?"
"YEAH!!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
So the two dogs watched their partners makeout.
"Well, time to entertain myself." she said.
Then she took out a book that said; 'How to kill your boss, without getting caught!!' and started reading.
Two hours later.
Catastrophe & Kitty stopped kissing each other.
"You enjoyed that?" Kitty asked, as she looked at her look alike.
"Yes!!!" Catastrophe said.
Dudley grabs the bottle, but not before he looks at his girlfriend.
"Hey, Kitty. Guess what?" he asks.
"What?" Kitty asked.
"Catastrophe's in love with you." Dudley said with a smile on his face. "Isn't that cute?"
Catastrophe was in shock.
"Who the hell told you that!?!" she demanded.
Rabies laughed nervously.
"I may have, dropped the ball on that one." he said with a nervous smile. "That is, why they say; a mistake, yes?"
"You bastard!!!" Catastrophe shouted, as she pounces onto him and started beating the shit outta him.
The audience laughs & applaudes to this.
Dudley spins the bottle.
It stops at Catastrophe again.
"Truth or Dare?" Dudley asked.
"Truth." Catastrophe said.
"Okay." Dudley said. "Tell us, what happened to your left eye."
"When I was a kitten. I got in a claw fight with my sister." Catastrophe said. "She won, by stabbink me in my eye."
"Damn!" Kitty said. "I didn't do that, when Roz & I fought."
"So, what's under your patch?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "Is it a scar? Is it all diseased? Please show us!!!"
"Okay." Catastrophe said, as she lifted up her eyepatch.
It shows, the expressions of Kitty's, Dudley's, & Roz's faces.
A/N: I'll let you readers imagine what Catastrophe's eye looks like.
"Ewww." Kitty said.
"Ha!Ha!" Dudley laughed. "It's so gross? Can I touch it?"
"Damn!" Roz concluded.
Catastrophe puts her patch back on.
"Not to worry." she said. "I'm plannink, on gettink glass eye. So that way, I'll be more attractive."
"Ha!" Rabies said. "You lost your eye in a baby way."
Catastrophe turns to him.
"Tell me this, Rabies darlink." she started. "How did you lose your eye then?"
"I've got shot in the eye in Moscow." Rabies said. "After, I didn't pay for my bet."
"Damn!" Dudley said. "That betting's one hell of a drug."
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
Catastrophe spins the bottle now.
It stops at Roz.
"Katswell's sister." she said. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Roz said.
Catastrophe then thinks of a dare, for Roz to do.
Then she sees Dudley lighting up a blunt.
"I got it!" she exclaims. "Katswell's sister. I dare you, to get high!!"
"Okay." Roz said, as she turns to Dudley. "Do you got more of those blunts?"
"Yeah!!" Dudley said, as he took out some blunts. "I've got five of them!!!"
Roz takes one & lit it up.
She inhales it.
"So, how is it?" Catastrophe asks. "It's good, no?"
Roz exhales.
"Damn!" Roz said. "That shit tastes good!!!"
Then she inhales the blunt again & exhales the smoke.
She sets the lit blunt down and spins the bottle.
It stops at Rabies.
"Truth or Dare, dawg?" Roz asks, as she took another hit of her blunt.
"Dare." Rabies said.
"Okay. I want you to wake up, that mole rat thing." Roz started, as she took another blunt & lit it. "And give him this blunt!!"
"Okay." Rabies said, as he grabs the blunt.
He goes over to the unconscious Keswuss & shakes him awake.
"Wakink up, pussy!!!" Rabies shouted, as the audience laughs.
Keswuss wakes up.
"I-I-I-I'm awake." Keswuss said. "I'm a-a-awake."
"Here!!" Rabies said, as he shoved the blunt into Keswick's mouth. "Take a hit!!!"
Keswuss inhales his blunt & exhales the smoke.
"Oh d-d-d-damn!!" he said, as his voice was suddenly was changing & losing his stutter. "This is bring b-back memories. Good memories."
"Happy memories?" Roz asks.
"Yeah, baby." Keswick said, as he went over to Roz. "Good old school memories."
"I see, that you lost your stutter." Roz said, suddenly in a Spanish accent, as she rolled her r's.
"Hell yeah, baby!!!" Keswick said in a deeper voice, as he looks at her. "I love your ass!!!"
Roz laughs.
"Thank you, Keswuss." she said in her spanish accent. "Too bad, you ain't gonna get some of it."
"Why you gotta play a brother like that?" Keswick asks, as the audience laughs.
Rabies then spins the bottle.
It stops at Dudley.
"Ha!" Rabies said. "Truth or Dare, bro?"
"Dare. Rabies, my Soviet acquaintance." Dudley said, all high.
"I dare, you & agent Katswell to makeout." Rabies said.
Dudley's eyes went wide, as the audience laughs.
"OKAY!!!" he shouted, as he grabs Kitty by the waist. "Pucker up, sweetie!!"
Then he & Kitty starts making out.
The audience whoos to this.
"This is hot, no?" Rabies asked.
"Asshole!!" Catastrophe said. "Why did you dare him to do that for?"
"Look." Rabies pointed out.
Dudley drops the blunts.
"He drops the blunts." Rabies said, as he grabs two blunts.
Catastrophe smiles, as she took her blunt from Rabies.
"That was some smart plannink, darlink!" she said, as she lit her blunt. "Now, we can zooted up too!"
Then Catastrophe & Rabies took a puff from their joints, as the audience laughs.
45 minutes later.
Dudley had stopped making out with Kitty.
"There." he said as he smiled at Kitty. "Did you enjoyed that, Kitty darling?"
"Kind of." Kitty said. "If it weren't for you pot smoking, it would've been better."
The other four was now high.
"Damn!" Rabies said, in a british accent. "That was some jolly makeout session, wasn't it, Catastrophe my dear?"
"It sure was, Rabies old bean." Catastrophe said. "That was smashing!!!"
Dudley takes a puff from his joint & spins the bottle.
It stops at Kitty.
"Truth or Dare, babe?" Dudley asks.
"Dare." Kitty said.
Dudley picks up the last joint & lits it.
"Okay, Kitty." he started. "I dare you to get high with us."
"I don't know?" Kitty said.
"Take a hit!" Catastrophe cheered.
"Take a hit, baby." Keswick chanted.
"Take a hit, sis!" Roz said. "You'll like it!"
"Okay!" Kitty said, as she took the blunt from Dudley. "I'll do it!!!!"
She puts the joint into her mouth & inhales.
Her eyes went wide for a bit, before retaining their regular size.
"Ahhh!" Roz laughs. "Kitty's all high. Kitty's all high!!"
Kitty exhales the smoke.
"Damn!" she said. "That-That is some shit!!!"
Then she stops.
"Wait! Why my voice is changing?"
"That's what it does, Kitty my dear." Dudley said. "Take another hit."
So Kitty takes another hit from her joint.
Five minutes later.
Kitty was fully high now. Her voice changes to that of a female rapper or homegirl and her intelligence is a lot higher too.
"Oh damn!" she exclaims. "Dis shit's good! It's good to be back at da club, yo!"
"See?" Dudley said. "I told you, that you would enjoy smoking cannabis."
"Matter of fact, D." Kitty said. "I feel, a lot more smarter than ever before, yo!"
"So, show us how smart you are then." Roz said.
"Aight." Kitty said, as she took out a notepad and started writing stuff down.
Five minutes later.
"Yo, D & blood. Just look at this shit!!"
Kitty then gives her notepad to Dudley & Roz.
"What's this, Kitty my dear?" Dudley asks.
"Yo! That's my version of where the country should make their budgets cuts, D." Kitty said.
Dudley reads it.
"Mmmm?" he says. "This is pretty good, Kitty darling."
"I must say, sis." Roz says. "Those fuckin' lazy politicians can learn somethin' from you!"
"Dat ain't all." Kitty said. "I also have some ideas, to put da economy back on track and to end dat conflict in da Middle East."
The audience laughs.
"That sounds like a smashing plan!!" Rabies said.
"Oh bloody hell!!" Catastrophe said. "I'm getting hungry."
"I'm certainly getting hungry, baby." Keswick said.
"Well, we still got these pizzas that need to be eaten." Roz said. "Let's eat those."
"Wise idea, blood!" Kitty said, as she grabs a slice.
It was almost 2:00 in the morning now.
Everyone was back to normal now.
"AHHH!!!" Keswuss hollers, when he saw Roz. "GIRL!!!!!"
He runs off to his room for the night, as the audience laughs.
Kitty looks at her watch.
"Damn!" she said. "It's 2 in the morning!!"
"It's gettink late." Rabies said, as he stood up and went for the door. "I certainly enjoyed this day."
"Me too, bro." Dudley said. "Me too."
Catastrophe grabs her bag & stands up.
"Come with me, Katswell." she said.
Kitty follows.
"I'll clean up what's left." Roz said, as she started picking up pizza boxes & soda bottles.
Dudley gives Rabies a small baggie of weed.
"Here's some weed for ya." he said. "Just in case, you wanna get zooted up again, before hitting the bed."
"Thanks." Rabies said. "I will save it, just in case. That's a smart idea, no?"
"Ja!" Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
Rabies walks off.
Catastrophe turns to Kitty.
"You enjoyed yourself with Catastrophe today, no?" she asks.
"Yes." Kitty said.
"I am glad." Catastrophe said. "I especially enjoy today. Especially, when we played with the yarn balls & I made out with you in the truth or dare game."
"That was a way, to pay you back for the yarn balls." Kitty said.
Catastrophe then hugs Kitty tightly.
"You're welcome." Catastrophe said, as she hugged.
The hugging lasts for ten minutes.
"For now on, Katswell." Catastrophe said. "You & me are secret best friends."
"That's fine with me." Kitty said.
Catastrophe then takes out a small card & gives it to Kitty.
"What's this?" Kitty asked.
"This is my cell number." Catastrophe said. "Whenever you in the mood, for playink with the cat toys, yarn balls, tannink, gettink high, or just hangink around, you call me, yes?"
"Yes." Kitty said, as she gave Catastrophe her cell number. "And here's mines."
Catastrophe takes it & puts it in her pocket.
"So, until we meet again." Catastrophe said. "Havink wonderful dreams tonight, no?"
Kitty & Dudley goes back into the house, locking the door behind them.
Roz was finishing up cleaning up.
"Whoo!" she said, as she dusted herself off. "What all that shit done, I can finally hit the bed."
"That sounds good right about now." Kitty said, as she stretched.
"Good night, you two." Roz said, and went to her room.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Come baby." she said. "Let's sleep in my room tonight."
"Hell." Dudley said. "You didn't need to tell me that!"
Then he picks Kitty up & throws her over his shoulder.
"LET'S GO!!!" he shouted, as the audience laughs.
In Kitty's room.
Both Dudley & Kitty was laying in Kitty's bed.
"This has been some vacation, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"Yeah." Kitty said as she looks at him. "It's been pretty entertaining."
"I've never expect you & Catastrophe to be friends." Dudley said.
"You mean; secret best friends." Kitty corrected, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"And you & Rabies are secret best friends too." Kitty said.
"Yeah, that's right." Dudley said.
Then he snuggles against Kitty.
"Good night, babe." Dudley said, as he gave Kitty a good night kiss. "Love ya."
"Good night, Dudley sweetie." Kitty said. "I love you too."
Then she looks at the camera.
"Well, I hope you readers certainly enjoyed the two chapter story arc, between me & Madam Catastrophe." Kitty said. "Coming up next chapter is; the birthday chapter for me & Roz. Make sure, that you review."
Then she does a sexy head pose.
The audience applaudes.
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