The Ultimate ZADAGABAGABAMATAZAGAMR novel

"Dad, you realize that you've scarred me for life...right?\z saz said.
"Oh Gaz, you realize that every human being must discover the opposite sex someday, right?" Professor Membrane replied.
"But did it have to involve you making love to the host of Mysterious Mysteries on LIVE TV?"
"Yes, Gaz, The world needs my help, and I know how! MUSCULAR BEAVER WOOSH!" Membrane yelled before jumping out the window.
Gaz was never the social one ie fae family. She used to just stay cooped up in her room, bitching about how the world sucks (despite her refusal to try to improve it) in her shitty Livejournal account. She also had a briefly successful stint as a forum moderator, where her total contempt for all mankind and her inability to hold onto a single flicker of hope made her the perfect mod. Unfortunately, when the rep system was implemented, she was so angry that she did not instantly have 6000 trillion points with the level "kiss my ass, world", that she never posted there again. And now, here sas, as, titty fucking Torque smacky when all of the sudden the house began to shake. She broke away from the passionate squishing sounds to notice a large maroon ship descending on her house. For a brief moment from the otherwise enjoyable day, she was afraid.
"What the fuck is THAT?" Gaz asked to nobody in particular as she ran outside naked.
"I really don't know" Dib said, as he and the other roaming characters arrived.
"If I'm not mistaken, that's the Massive!" Zim said excitedly. "It's so large and hard and red, I love it!"
Dib looked defeated. Soon the thoughts of suicide from a thousand past crappy fanfics came back, and he felt like nothing. It seemed like Zim had a first love, even before Dib. It made so much sense now! "No wonder that the society of Irk was based on who was the 'tallest!'", Dib deducted. "Their entire empire is as oversexed as I am! I have to find out who these Tallest are, and how 'tall' they are in real life!"
As the massive landed entirely on the fat slob known as Bloaty, the main door opened and two tall aliens came out with smoke and lasers emphasising their presence. The (mostly) human crowd sat there in awe, as they were indeed "tall", in fact, Gaz herself questioned if she could take all of their tallness into her at once.
"Incredible! You see, Gaz," Dib said, "in order to defeat my enemy I must study my enemy then move in with my enemy then have sex with my enemy and then-"
"You're in the way" Gaz commented.
Tak pushed her way through the crowd, out of disguise, meeting the Tallest face-to-face. "My tallest, I'm sorry I couldn't empty out the Earth and fill it with snacks.please forgive me."
"It's ok, it's time we stopped being so focused on snacks and stuff anyway" Red said.
"Really? Now what are you focused on?" Ziked.ked.
"ORGIES! Come on everyone, last one in the sex pile is a rotten placenta!" Red and Purple screamed.
Soon after the tallest fell onto the conveniently-placed mat in the middle of the street, other characters begun to give in as well. Gaz took it upon herself, or rather, took herself upon tallest Purple, and was indeed amazed at his "height". Soon Dib brought a floating TV screen and invited Agent Darkbooty to watch his own manhood being "abducted" by an alien. Soon Bloaty had been able to get out from under the Massive, and joined Jhonen and Tak to get their freak on.
Zim stood back, humbled by the unleashed sexual power before him, until Zim's own pride overtook his body as he stripped all his clothes off, screaming "There are none as worthy as ZIM! You, obey the fisting!" As he jumped into the pile of squirming body parts. He landed on Bloaty, crushing some of his flab until something began to push out of his cheesy folds. It was thin, pale, and coated in sweat.
"I thought I'd never escape. Oh, hi Zim." Miss Bitters said, who recently escaped from a cellulose tomb.
"Hear me now, virgins! Prepare yourselves for destruction!" Zim screamed once more before his mouth became completely occupied with organs of many different shapes and sizes.
Soon the entire area was filled with the squishy, squeaky, grunting and moaning bodies mentioned in the story, as well as every character in the entire series and fan-fiction witten about it ever made. The pile of sweating naked bodies became as high as the Deelishus Weenie building, and it smelled ten trillion times worse. Dib even took a break from tasting Zim's green "mission goo" which was splattered all over his face to allow the tens of thousands of oddly similar fangirls and Dib-like girls to smother him in a mosaic of perky boobs and dripping cunts. Similarly, Zim and his leaders enjoyed the cornucopia of cocks from different species. Gaz got off by rubbing herself on the folds of fat Bloaty had as he burst out of his costume, and soon the sticky cheese got shared as a lubricant with every member of the massive orgy.
Zim himself had attached dildos and vibrators to the ends of his spider legs to allow the females and males to enjoy more rectal stimulation. Tak was busy, however, ramming GIR's antennae in her strange alien hole. The entire mass of quivering flesh shared their DISGUSTING human meats for days and days, never ending, just continuing to make love.