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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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"I'm sorry if I came off as rude to Lycaon, Chat Noir. If they are who I think they are, then I have a good idea who you are too." Ladybug says as she sips her wine as you nervously drink your whiskey. "Just drop it, bugaboo. It doesn't matter who Lycaon is. Besides, wasn't it YOUR idea for us to keep our identities secret? I've offered to tell you who I am multiple times. I love you, Ladybug. Your mind games that you play with me are seriously uncalled for. One minute I'm your best friend, the next minute I'm a useless sidekick that annoys you. Which one is it, Ladybug? It's been four long years of this, and I'm far beyond sick of it." Chat Noir scoffs as he sips his drink angrily. "You don't have to get so angry with me, Chat Noir. Lycaon just seems like a mutual friend of ours, they really remind me of someone else." Ladybug explains as she sips her wine. "Listen, if you two need to talk I can bail if you need me too." you tell the heroes as you shakily drink your whiskey feeling that their argument is somehow your fault. "No! Sit down! I didn't bring you here so you'd be uncomfortable." Chat Noir says as he puts his hand on your shoulder and pushes you back onto your barstool before saying something in French to the bartender to make them refill your glass. "I apologise if I upset you, Lycaon. You just REALLY remind me of someone that I know. You don't happen to be carrying any guns on you, would you?" Ladybug says as she sips her wine. "Guns? Uh... not today I'm- OW! What I meant to say is: What's a gun?" you say as Chat Noir elbows you sharply so you don't accidentally reveal your identity. "Shh! Quiet! She's going to figure out who you are, Chiot." Chat Noir whispers in your ear as Ladybug looks at you suspiciously. "So you don't use ANY guns? You don't know what they are?" Ladybug asks you skeptically. "Er... I kinda know what guns are. I've um... seen them in movies! But I've uh... never fired one before?" you grin nervously as Chat Noir pats your leg for the attempt to conceal your identity. "Bugaboo, drop it! They're not whoever you think they are, and neither am I for that matter." Chat Noir says as he gestures the bartender to refill Ladybug's drink. "I'm sorry, Chat Noir. I'm not trying to be a bitch. I'm just still a little ticked off about that fight that I had with Lycaon earlier. I guess fighting them reminded me of fighting someone else." Ladybug explains with a shrug. "Can we move on from that now? You might occasionally get on my nerves, but I'd rather be your friend. Santé?" you say to Ladybug as you politely hold up your glass and Chat Noir smiles happily at you for remembering a little bit of his language. "Fine, we can move past it. You were very helpful to us out there today. À ta santé!" Ladybug smiles as she clinks her wine glass against your whiskey glass. "That's more like it. I really hate to see my friends not getting along with each other." Chat Noir smiles as someone roughly shoves him. "Hey, PUSSYcat! I never got to finish with you last time!" a drunken man slurs at him. You look over at Ladybug and you both nod at each other and get off your barstools. "I'm really not in the mood today!" Chat Noir hisses as he gets back onto his stool. "I didn't ask you for what the fuck you're in the mood for, pussy!" the drunk slurs at him and pours his beer on Chat Noir's head making him tightly clench his fists. Pissing off a superhero was an exceedingly bad idea, but pissing off three of them was suicidal. You take your whiskey glass and shove it into the drunk's face with enough force to shatter it as Ladybug wipes some of the beer off of a furious Chat Noir. "OW! Motherfucker!" the drunk says as he holds his shredded whiskey-soaked burning face as you draw your sword. Several of his friends approach with pool cues and broken beer bottles. "I have the feeling that we've done this before." Chat says as he slicks back his wet beer-soaked hair and gets off of his stool before pulling out his staff. "You've done this before?" Ladybug asks Chat Noir. "Yeah, once. With a good friend." he responds with a smirk as he winks at you and charges through the group of drunken bar patrons with his staff held horizontally. "Ladies first." you smirk at Ladybug as she nods and runs across the bar and kicks a large biker in the face as you slash at several patrons with your sword. The three of you continue fighting the entire bar full of people. Anyone who wanted a piece of any of you, got their asses handed to them that day. Chat Noir extends his staff and quickly spins it over his head and smacking anyone within his radius in their face with blunt metal. Ladybug flip kicks the large biker in the face and smacks one of the patrons in the face with her yo-yo. You jump backwards onto the bar as you kick people in their faces and whack anyone foolish enough to come near you in the head with the blade of your sword sending them bleeding and fleeing from you as the bartender puts a shotgun into your back. Chat Noir sees this and extends his staff in between your legs hitting the bartender in his chest and disarming him before retracting his staff and smashing the biker in the face as more of his friends rush in. You quickly grab the shotgun and blast one of the bikers in the chest sending him into several of his friends and back out of the door. "I thought you never fired a gun before?" Ladybug asks you as she bludgeons several bikers with her yo-yo. "Lucky shot." you explain as you shoot one of the patrons in their testicles with a pantload of 12 gauge buckshot making Chat Noir wince. "Ugh. Lycaon, don't shoot them in the balls, that's horrible!" he says as he cringes and crosses his legs before he charges through the bikers entering the bar with his staff like a battering ram. Ladybug wraps her yo-yo around the pool table and tosses it at the bikers and blocking the entrance. "What are you doing, Ladybug? That's the only way in or out!" you shout as you kick the bartender in his face and stick your sword into his skull before shooting the liquor bottles behind the bar. "What are you doing? What a waste of perfectly good alcohol!" Chat Noir shouts as he finishes beating one of the patrons over the head with his staff. "Get ready to run out through the back door! I found the employee entrance!" you say as you pick up a book of matches from the bar and light the entire pack on fire. "Are you absolutely SURE that we've never met before?" Ladybug asks as she watches you toss the matches into the broken liquor bottles engulfing the bar in flames as the bartender catches on fire. "Positive. Now run out the back, you two! Hurry!" you shout as you sheathe your sword as Ladybug and Chat Noir run out through the back door and you follow behind them backing out the door as the fire spreads across.the bar. You hear motorcycles and police sirens approaching the bar. "Come on, Lycaon! We have to go!" Chat Noir shouts. "You two are the real heroes of Paris, get out of here before you get yourselves in trouble like that asshole on all the wanted posters!" you shout as you jump onto the roof of the burning bar. "We're NOT leaving you here!" Chat Noir argues with you. "It wasn't a request!" you shout as you point the shotgun in his direction and fire it above his head making him and Ladybug duck. "What the hell are you doing?" Ladybug shouts at you. "Saving your ass from infamy, now beat your feet! Next time I won't miss!" you shout as you pump the shotgun and point it at her face. "What about you?" Chat Noir asks. "Don't worry about me. I'll catch up." you smirk as motorcycles rumble on the road out front of the bar. Chat Noir gives you an angry look as he grabs Ladybug by her wrist and the two of them run away before La PP shows up.
"I don't want to get caught as Lycaon. Man, this is probably going to suck! Aru! Heel!" you say as you transform back into your normal self as Aru floats next to you. "What are you doing, master? It's easier to kill you when you're not wearing your costume! My healing powers don't work if I'm next to you!" Aru growls as you grab him and shove him into your pocket. "Shut up, Aru. They're already looking for me!" you say as you carefully jump off of the rooftop. You duck behind a trash can and check your ammunition. You have one shotgun shell left and your other weapons are at Adrien's house. "I'm going to have to make this good." you say as you pump the shotgun and run out front where bikers and cops are in a crossfire out in front of the bar. "Get them! Fuck the bikers!" Lt. Raincomprix says as he fires at you from behind the door of his patrol car. You quickly turn around and duck back into the alley as La PP riddle the brick wall with bullets as a biker with a chain rides toward you swinging the chain above their head. You fire your last shell into their chest knocking them off the bike as you jump on and steal it. "Sorry, Adrien. I know I promised not to jack anymore vehicles, but I'm out of options and ammunition." you mutter to yourself and hold the shotgun by the barrel like a cudgel. You quickly rev the motorcycle engine and do a quick 180° turn and ride across street making the cops and bikers trying to shoot at you shoot at each other. You turn back around and yank the handlebars making the bike rear up on its back tire as you ram the open door of Lt. Raincomprix's patrol car sandwiching him between it and the frame of the car as you roar past him on your motorcycle making several bikers follow you. "Luckily I'm a little faster and more maneuverable on this thing than on foot." you say as you look back and see the bikers chasing you with the cops following close behind. "Going somewhere, skeeziks?" one of the bikers says as he rides up beside you. "No, but you are!" you say as you kick the side of his bike sending flipping over the hood of a parked car as his friends speed up and flank you. One of them points a sawed-off shotgun at your head and squeezes the trigger after you slam on the brakes causing him to blow his friend's head off that was on the other side of you. "Better you than me, asshole." you scoff as you rev the bike and ram the biker with the shotgun from behind and knocking him off balance. "Master, use your powers! You're going to get yourself killed if you keep riding around on this bizarre metal horse!" Aru growls at you as you club the biker in the face with your empty shotgun. "I can't right now! I have to escape from these assholes before I can become Lycaon." you explain to the kwami as a patrol car attempts to T-bone you by pulling out in front of you, but you ride around him before he can make you crash. You continue riding through the streets of Paris zigzagging through oncoming traffic when you notice a group of construction workers repaving a road. They were spreading fresh tar and asphalt to fill in potholes. "That's what I need." you say as It. Raincomprix rams the back of your motorcycle with his car. You throw your empty shotgun at his windshield causing the glass to spider. You continue to weave through the construction zone and hold you leg out in front of you as you kick over a barrel of hot sticky tar as you ride by. The tar is enough to stop the bikers from pursuing you any farther, but the patrol cars drive right through it. "Fuck! That didn't work out like it does in the movies!" you grumble as Aru looks at you strangely not knowing what a movie is. You continue riding through a rough-looking neighborhood and notice that someone spray painted the letter "H" in various places around the area. "Be careful around here, master. I recognize that symbol from my visions. That's the symbol of bad men." Aru says as you ride past a group of men who shout at you in French and pull out submachine guns and fire them at you. Several bullets rip through your leg as you ride past them. The hot lead burns you as you blood drips onto the street in a trail behind your bike.
"Ugh! Damnit! Who the fuck are those guys?!" you say as you wince in pain and grit your teeth. "I have no idea, master. They seem to be an organized gang of hooligans." Aru explains. "You mean gang members? That would explain the guns and graffiti. I wonder what the H stands for?" you think as you look down at your bloody leg and notice that your stolen motorcycle has saddle bags near the rear wheel. "Aru, go in those bags. See if there's anything useful in there!" you tell the kwami as he flies into one of the saddle bags as Lt. Raincomprix rams your back tire again. "Nothing useful, master! Just a bottle of potent alcohol!" Aru says as he pops up out of the saddle bag. "Alcohol? Hand it to me!" you say as you ride along the center line of the road. "This is no time for a drink, master. You're being chased by the authorities, it isn't party time!" Aru argues with you. "Damnit, Aru! I asked for the hooch, not a goddamned lecture!" you bark at your kwami. "Fine, but don't say that I didn't warn you." Aru says as he hands you a bottle of potent alcohol. You unscrew the cap with your teeth as you continue holding onto the handlebars with one hand and spit the cap at Lt. Raincomprix's windshield. You take a large gulp of the strong alcohol and pour some onto your wounded leg making you scream. You rest the open bottle in-between your legs and rip a piece of your Chat Noir t-shirt off and stuff it into the neck of the bottle. "Aru, hand me my lighter! It's in my pocket with my cigarettes!" you shout as several more gang members up ahead shoot at you. "You better have a good plan, master!" Aru says as he retrieves your lighter from your pocket. "It's a plan, not necessarily a good one." you explain as you light the neck of the bottle on fire creating a molotov cocktail and heaving it at the gang members setting them ablaze. The panicked gang members run into the street in front of Lt. Raincomprix's car causing him to hit several of the burning men. The flames on his windshield block his view of the roadway causing him to swerve erratically as your motorcycle roars down a sidestreet. You ride up into someone's driveway and crash the motorcycle through their garage door and jump off landing hard and breaking your arm. "Master! Now is your chance! Use me now while no one else can see you!" Aru growls at you. "Alright, fine. We can probably escape after this. Aru! Howl!" you say as you quickly transform into Lycaon in a flash of blue light that repairs your broken arm and bloody leg. You stand back up and run out of the garage through the bike-sized hole in the garage door. You watch as several patrol cars speed past on the street in front of you and several gang members run by on the sidewalk as one of them stops you. "Hey, you! Did you see someone ride by here on a motorcycle?" he asks you looking angry and impatient. "A motorcycle? Yeah, some asshole just rode past me and flipped me off like a goon. I think they went that way!" you say as you point in another direction. "Hornecs! Come on! They went this way!" the gang member whistles as his fellow gang members as the group of heavily-armed men run off in another direction. "Hornecs? Who the fuck are they?" you think to yourself as you look at one of the H graffiti tags spray painted onto a wooden fence.
You scamper up the side of a building and hop across the rooftops heading back towards Adrien's house.
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