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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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The four of you stand in front of the mime as he pantomimes a pair of nunchuks and taunts you all. The mime is quite skilled as he fights you off one by one. "I fucking hate clowns!" you say as you clang your sword against the mime's invisible nunchuks. The mime smirks at you as he pantomimes a second pair of nunchuks and uses it to disarm you and Chat Noir before pantomiming a jetpack and attempting to escape. Ladybug catches the mime's feet with her yo-yo and slams him into the ground. "I could have done that." you shrug as she rolls her eyes at you. "Go get your sword." Ladybug sighs as the mime gets back up and pantomimes a machine gun. "No! No! Second chance!" Viperion shouts as he twists his bracelet and uses his power as the mime shoots you and Ladybug killing both of you instantly. Viperion twists his bracelet resetting time to when the mime first pantomimed the machine gun. "Chat Noir! Help them!" Viperion shouts as he tackles you to the ground and Chat Noir pulls Ladybug out of the line of fire. "My hero." you smirk as Viperion lays on top of you and you playfully boop him on the nose with your fingertip. "Heh. Sorry about that." Viperion says as he helps you back up. "Don't worry worry about it, cutie. Chat Noir! Catch!" you say as you toss Chat Noir his staff back to him and he catches it. The mime responds by shooting Chat Noir in his head and killing him. Viperion quickly twists his bracelet in order to reset time again. "Get down!" Viperion shouts as you and Ladybug duck under the incoming gunfire and Chat Noir smashes the mime in his face with his staff. The mime pantomimes a grenade launcher and fires it at Viperion as you tackle him out of the way. "Looks like you saved me this time." he smirks at you as he boops you on the nose. "Dude, what the hell are you talking about?" you ask him as you're completely unaware of what happened before Viperion used his power. The mime fires his invisible grenade launcher at Ladybug as Chat Noir knocks an invisible grenade back at the mime with his staff. The mime quickly pantomimes a shield to block the explosive. Ladybug quickly wraps her yo-yo around the mime's neck and swings him into a building. You and Chat Noir chase after him with your weapons at the ready as the mime pantomimes a motorcycle and rides away from you. "Time to play the signal game for real this time, my amour. Stay with me!" Chat Noir tells you as he chases after the mime on his staff as you and Viperion follow and Ladybug swings over your head on her yo-yo. Chat Noir jumps off the roof and lands in front of the mime and jams his staff through the invisible spokes of the motorcycle sending the mime tumbling over the handlebars. You jump off the roof behind him and attempt to stab the mime with your sword, but he rolls out of the way and your sword chunks into the concrete and sticks as the mime runs up and smacks you out of his way with an invisible sledgehammer and breaks your ribcage. "Baby? Are you alright, Chiot?" Chat Noir says with panic in his voice. "Relax, Chaton. Aru's got my back." you explain as Aru's magic repairs your ribcage in front of Chat's eyes. "Ew. That was kinda gross." Chat says as he closes one eye and sticks out his tongue. The mime runs up behind Chat Noir with his invisible sledgehammer as you quickly roll on top of Chat Noir as the sledgehammer breaks your spine. "Chiot... thank you." Chat Noir says as he looks up at your face and sees the pain of your broken spine as Aru fixes that as well. "Anytime, Chaton. Run!" you say as you yank your sword out of the ground and block the sledgehammer from hitting you again as Ladybug kicks the mime in his face. "Thanks for the assist, bug lady." you chuckle as Ladybug smirks at you. "Anytime, wolf." she says with a wink as the mime gets back up and locks the three of you inside of an invisible cage. "Catacys-" Chat Noir starts to say as you quickly clasp your hand over his mouth. "Save it! Let Viperion do his thing!" you say as you prevent Chat from wasting his destruction power. Viperion chucks his harp at the mime like a boomerang as he pantomimes another shield and makes the invisible cage disappear. "Remember, Chat Noir. The mime can only pantomime one thing at a time." Ladybug reminds him as she grabs the mime's invisible shield and kicks him in his kneecap. The mime recoils in pain as he pantomimes a baseball bat and knocks Ladybug out of the way before you crack the mime in the forehead with the hilt of your sword. The mime pantomimes a robot suit as he stomps around in the air inside of the invisible robot. You and Chat Noir attempt to hit the mime, but the invisible robot is armor-plated. The mime rockets away in his invisible robot. "How are we supposed to defeat him now?" Viperion asks as he watches the mime fly away. "I dunno. Another robot?" you shrug. "Max could build us one, but we don't have time for that." Ladybug explains. "We'll figure it out when we catch him!" Chat Noir says as he vaults after the mime on his staff as you, Ladybug, and Viperion run after him.
The four of you catch up to the mime near the Arc de Triomphe as he continues to stomp around in his robotic suit. "We have to get him to mime something else!" Ladybug says as she wraps her yo-yo around the invisible robot as it swings her around. "Cover your ears!" Viperion says as he pulls out his harp and plays the brown note as you all cover your ears and the mime shits his pants. "Ew, that actually works?! I thought that was a myth!" you shout as you cover your ears. "What?" Cht Noir says as he holds his ears too. "Nevermind, it's not important." you reply as the mime pantomimes a bidet and cleans himself up from the dreaded brown note. "Ugh. I immediately regret playing the brown note. Sorry, guys." Viperion says as he gags watching the mime wash his shit into the street with an invisible bidet. "Couldn't you have just played Gloomy Sunday instead? Yuck!" Ladybug says as she gags as well. The mime pulls his pants back up and pantomimes duel katanas. Chat Noir swings his staff and fights the mime as his katanas clank against Chat's staff. You promptly join Chat as you hack at the mime with your sword as he fights you and Chat Noir simultaneously. Ladybug wraps her yo-yo around the mime's neck as Viperion beats the mime relentlessly in the face with his harp as the four of you continue beating and kicking the mime. "His hat! Get his hat!" Ladybug shouts as she puts her foot into the mime's back and strangles him harder. You stab the mime's hat with your sword and yank it off of his head as Chat Noir pulls a photograph of a heavyset girl with rainbow-colored hair and a peace dove t-shirt and rips the photo in half releasing the Akuma into the air. "Time to de-evilize!" Ladybug says as she catches the Akuma inside of her yo-yo and releases the butterfly as a white one. The mime turns back into the school janitor and looks around in confusion. "Huh? Where am I?" the janitor says as the heroes prepare for their fist bump ritual and look at you. "Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot. Pound it!" you say as you fist bump with the other three heroes. Viperion's bracelet beeps and flashes indicating that he'll transform back soon. "Uh-oh. Sorry, guys. Gotta slither." Viperion says as he politely salutes the three of you and runs off behind a nearby building as you all wave him goodbye.
"You sticking around for a beer, bugaboo? Or are you bugging out too?" Chat Noir asks Ladybug after you all watch Viperion leave. "Sure. If you're buying, Chat Noir." Ladybug smiles at him. "I think I can probably find a couple of coins to scratch together, M'lady." Chat says as he gives you a wink and the two of you share a quiet inside joke. "Sounds good. I'd like to know how you got mixed up with Lycaon too." Ladybug says as she leads you both to the local pub you shot up previously. "Uh... is this a good idea?" you ask Chat Noir cautiously. "Relax, Chiot. You're in costume, no one here will recognize you." Chat quietly explains as he holds the door open for you and Ladybug. "Come on, hurry up." Ladybug says as you and Chat Noir whisper out front. "Coming, bugaboo! We're right behind you." Chat Noir says as he puts his hand on your lower back and escorts you inside of the pub. "What's your poison, bugaboo? Beer or wine?" Chat asks her as the three of you sit at the bar together. "Be careful in here, Chaton. You remember what happened last time. Some of these patrons can be real assholes." you quietly remind your lover as he nods. "It's your dime, Chat Noir. Whatever you get me is fine." Ladybug smiles at Chat politely. "I'll get you a nice glass of wine then." Chat Noir smiles at her. "Thanks, Chat Noir. That's sweet of you." Ladybug says as she gives him a kiss on his cheek making him blush. "How about you, babe- er... buddy? What would you like?" Chat grins nervously as Ladybug gives you both a suspicious look. "Uh... it doesn't matter to me, Chaton- er... Chat Noir. Whatever you're happy with." you say as you glance over at Ladybug scrutinizing you carefully. "Do I know you from somewhere, Lycaon? You seem REALLY familiar to me." Ladybug says as she squints her eyes at you. "Me? Uh... yeah. We met the other day when I was chasing Chat Noir around, remember? I made peace with him and became... friends... after that." you explain to her as you nearly choke on the word friends when referring to your fiance. "No... we've met somewhere else, I'm sure of it." Ladybug says as she continues to scrutinize you carefully. "I'm sure that you're probably just confusing Lycaon with someone else." Chat explains before he orders several drinks from the bar. "Yeah. You're probably right, Chat Noir. Still, I can't shake the feeling that we've met before." Ladybug says as Chat Noir passes her a glass of wine and slides a whiskey in front of you. "You looked like you needed this. Don't worry, Chiot. I know EXACTLY how you feel." Chat quietly whispers to you as you smile at him. "À votre santé, Lycaon." Ladybug smirks at you. "Uh... yeah, totally. What you said." you chuckle at her nervously. "Vous ne parlez pas français, n'est-ce pas?" Ladybug says to you. "Of course they do!" Chat butts in as he notices your nervousness and inability to speak his language. "Yeah! Damn right I do! Sometimes I even do it twice!" you boast proudly in an attempt to bluff the young heroine. "Dis quelque chose dans ma langue alors. Dites n'importe quoi en français." Ladybug smirks at you as she sips her wine. Chat Noir gives you a worried look. He understood her perfectly, but he knows that you didn't. "Uh... sure. Whenever you're ready?" you grin nervously as Chat Noir shakes his head and tries to silently explain what Ladybug said. "Je pense que je pourrais savoir qui vous êtes." Ladybug smirks at you as you drink your whiskey nervously. "Ladybug, enough! Leave Lycaon alone! They speak fluent French, they just choose not to!" Chat Noir scolds her as he notices you starting to get upset. "Mon cul ils le font." Ladybug scoffs as she sips her wine and looks at you suspiciously. "Ladybug, I was nice enough to get you a glass of wine. Please respect me enough to be nice to my friends." Chat Noir scolds her as he sips his drink and you look at her cautiously.
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