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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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Chat Noir walks out onto the porch of Master Fu's house as you pull the front door shut behind you. "Hey, partner!" Ladybug says happily as she politely waves at Chat Noir with Viperion beside her. "Hello, M'lady. What's up?" he says happily. "The Mime is back, and we could use your help." Viperion explains. "Wait a second... who's that with you, Chat Noir?" Ladybug says angrily when you shut Fu's door and turn around. "Hello, Ladybug. Nice to see you again." you smirk as you walk off the porch. "I believe I owe you a receipt for last night." Ladybug says as she cracks her knuckles. "You picked the wrong day to start a fight." you warn her. "I think that I'll take my chances!" Ladybug says as you both start to fistfight each other on Master Fu's front lawn. "Hey, wait! What are you two doing?!" Viperion shouts as he tries to break it up and you and Ladybug both smack him away and continue fighting. "Hey! Stop that, you two!" Chat Noir scolds you both as you and Ladybug spill Into the street and continue fighting. "You sneaky little thief!" Ladybug says as she strangles you with her yo-yo. "Get off of me, cockroach!" you say as you stamp on her foot and uppercut her. "You're only making it harder on yourself!" Ladybug says as she wraps her yo-yo around your neck and swings you into an oncoming bus. "Ladybug, stop!" Chat screams as he sees you get back up and crack your spine back into place and draw your shortsword. You both ignore Chat Noir as you kick her in the stomach and slash at her with your sword. "Stop this! Both of you!" Viperion shouts as him and Chat Noir watch you and Ladybug pulverize each other. She ties your hands together with her yo-yo string as you yank her closer and headbutt her in the face and free your arms. Ladybug does a backflip to avoid your sword before kicking you in the face and grabbing your legs and tossing you into a fire hydrant. You rip the hydrant out of the ground and throw it at her chest with a loud clang before she wraps her yo-yo around your waist and throws you at a building and chases after you. "This is bad! We have to break this up!" Chat says to Viperion almost in a panic. "Be my guest. Do you really want to get in between them? They're both pretty pissed off." Viperion says as he dodges a tire one of you threw during your fight. "We can't just let them kill each other!" Chat says looking increasingly worried. "Just let them fight it out. I'm sure they'll stop soon." Viperion says as you skid past him on your back and get back up and run after Ladybug. She grabs a car with her yo-yo and hurls it at you before you slice it in half with your sword and charge at her. Ladybug uses your momentum to slam you into a wall before running onto a nearby rooftop. You furiously climb the building with your wolf claws and chase her across of several buildings before ripping out an air conditioner and throwing it at her spine. Chat Noir grabs your arms attempting to break it up as you kick him in the crotch and run after Ladybug. Chat doubles over in pain as he watches you run after his partner. "I warned you, didn't I?" Viperion says as he helps Chat Noir back to his feet. "You should have just taken the fucking wine!" you shout as you punch Ladybug in the face and she kicks you off of the building and into the street where you get run over by a taxi. "You should have just put the items back!" Ladybug says as she jumps off the roof and dropkicks you. You continue trading blows with Ladybug as a crowd gathers around cheering her on while Alya films it. You pick up a motorcycle and bludgeon her with it repeatedly. "We could have been friends! Why do you have to be such a fucking Mary Sue?! Sometimes people steal things that they need!" you say as she kicks the motorcycle in half and shoves you into a garbage truck and crushes your legs in the compactor. "Stop calling me Mary Sue!" Ladybug says as she rattles your skull with punches as you press the release button on the garbage truck and crawl out as your broken legs are repaired by Aru's magic. You grip her by her costume and headbutt her in the face as you howl at her and beat her head on the hood of a car. Ladybug kicks you in the crotch and dodges your sword as you chunk it into the engine block barely missing her. "Quick! We have to figure something out! How do we stop them from fighting?" Chat shouts at Viperion as you and Ladybug continue fighting toe to toe. "A distraction! Music will soothe these savage beasts." Viperion says as he plays We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister on his harp. "Why would you play THAT song? That's only making them fight harder!" Chat Noir shouts at Viperion as you and Ladybug throw even faster and more brutal punches and kicks. "Sorry, man. It was the first song that popped into my head!" Viperion shouts defensively as you repeatedly slam Ladybug's head in the door of a car. "We need a distraction, and fast!" Chat says as he watches Ladybug grab your ankles and swing you into a streetlight making it bend in half. "Hey, I tried! Give me a second to think of another song!" Viperion explains. "We don't have time! We need a distraction now before La PP shows up!" Chat Noir says as Viperion smirks at him and looks him up and down. "I've got an idea." Viperion grins. "Me? Oh, no! You're not using me as bait!" Chat Noir says defensively. "You said it yourself that we need a distraction now. Go distract them!" Viperion shouts as Chat Noir grumbles and unzips his costume before wiggling his top half out of it. "I can't believe that I'm doing this. Damn it, Viperion!" Chat says as he walks out into the street shirtless and whistles at you before striking a sexy model pose while Alya films him and several members of the crowd whistle at the topless hero. "Huh? What are you doing? Is it playtime?" you smirk at your lover before Ladybug rips the door off of a car and knocks you out with it.
"I'm sorry, my amour. Are you alright?" Chat Noir says as he slaps you back awake again. "Damnit, baby. I had her until you distracted me. Fucking cheater." you chuckle as you snap your jaw back into place. "Dream on, dog breath! I always win! This is MY city!" Ladybug says with a smirk. "You wanna go again? Chat Noir won't distract me this time!" you say as you get back up and Chat holds you back. "Yeah? Bring it on!" Ladybug says as Viperion holds her back. "Babe! Calm down! We're all on the same side! We're supposed to be fighting the mime, remember?" Viperion says as he struggles to hold the heroine back. "Cooperate with us, or no cock for you later!" Chat whispers in your ear as you struggle to reach Ladybug. "Damn it, baby. That's not fair!" you whisper back at him. "It's not fair, but it's effective. If you want this, then leave Ladybug alone." Chat says as he unzips his costume and lets you peek at his penis down the front of it. "Fuck. You owe me one then." you grumble and fold your arms. "Baby, it's Friday. When we beat the mime, my night is completely free. We can have a lot of fun tonight... IF you're good." Chat Noir whispers before he zips his costume back up. "Fine, let's go kick this mime's ass then. I'm still in a fighting mood." you tell him as you glare at Ladybug. "Calm down! Both of you! We need to work together!" Viperion shouts as he pulls Ladybug back. "I don't need to work with them! I can handle the mime! I've done it before!" Ladybug shouts as she tries to attack you again. "Enough, bugaboo! If you don't stop this, I'm going home and you can save Paris without me!" Chat Noir scolds her. "He's right, baby. We don't have the time to bicker amongst ourselves!" Viperion agrees. "LADYBUG! LYCAON! Stop this at once! This goes against everything that I've taught you!" Master Fu says as he steps out onto his lawn. "But they started it, Master Fu! I caught them stealing meat last night!" Ladybug explains. "Silence! No excuses! I want my pupils to get along with each other! Now shake hands and make up, or you'll both have hell to pay the next time either of you cross my threshold." Master Fu shouts angrily. "You better listen to him. Master Fu could kick all four of our asses at the same time without breaking a sweat." Chat Noir whispers in your ear. "Fine, but you better do something sexy for me later." you grumble as Chat Noir releases you from his grip and Viperion does the same with Ladybug. "Don't worry, I know just the thing. You have to make up with Ladybug though." Chat winks at you with a smirk. "Ugh! Fine! I'm sorry, Ladybug." you say as you hold your hand out for her to shake it. "Go on, be nice! Or no more late night guitar ballads." Viperion says as he pushes Ladybug closer to you. "Fine. I'm sorry too I guess." Ladybug says as you both shake each other's hands. "If I hear anything else about you two fighting again, you'll both clean my house with toothbrushes!" Master Fu threatens you both. "Sorry, Master Fu." you say sheepishly as you kick a pebble. "Yeah, sorry about that." Ladybug says as she twirls her pigtail around her finger. "That's better. Now go save Paris as a team, or I'll make you both wash dishes and clean my bathroom as a team." Fu says as he points away from his house instructing you to take the fight somewhere else as you all leave together.
The four of you run along the rooftops as you continue playing the signal game with Chat Noir as you run behind him making Ladybug and Viperion look at you curiously as you continue to chase your young lover into battle. "What are you doing?" Viperion asks as he runs alongside of you. "Signal game. Chat Noir is teaching me how to be a superhero, and every time that I can do something that he can, I slap his tail upon completion." you explain to Viperion giving him a quick explanation of how the signal game is played as Chat smiles back at you and continues running and jumping across the rooftops. "Can I try it?" Viperion asks as he continues to keep pace with you. "As long as you don't hurt him or anything, I just slap his tail when I do what he does." you explain as you let Viperion get in front of you. "I won't hurt him, I promise." Viperion says as he jumps over an obstacle and adds his own flair to it as he slaps Chat Noir's tail making him look back over his shoulder. Chat sees that it's Viperion and ramps up the difficulty by quickly running over thin power lines and sliding across a broken gutter. Viperion matches Chat's skill as he slides down the gutter on his hands while you and Ladybug watch your boyfriends compete with each other. "They're both quite skilled, aren't they?" Ladybug asks you attempting to make friendly small talk. "Both are skilled and cute." you smirk at her making her giggle. "I don't believe that we were formally introduced to each other. I'm Ladybug." she smiles as she continues running.beside you as you watch Chat Noir and Viperion continue to try to one up each other. "Lycaon. Pleasure to meet you, Ladybug. Sorry about last night, but I really needed that stuff that I stole." you shrug as you shake her hand while running. "You get one chance with me. Next time that I catch you stealing in my city, me and you are going to have problems." Ladybug says as you both continue running along the rooftops together. "Listen, I'm sorry about that. I had to get something special for my lover, and I had no choice but to steal it. Believe me, he already read me the riot act earlier for stealing." you explain to the young heroine. "You stole meat for your lover? How big are they anyhow? You took an entire side of beef." Ladybug reminds you as she inquires about the size of your fiance. "How big is my lover? He's uh... roughly about the same size as Chat Noir, why?" you chuckle as you continue to run and jump over the rooftops. "Why would someone small like Chat Noir eat an entire side of beef? Even if you split it, that's way too much meat!" Ladybug says as you continue running behind Chat Noir and Viperion. "Chat's not small, he's average!" you shout loudly making Chat Noir look back at you with a confused look. "How would you even know that? Besides, I didn't mean his dick. I meant that he's thin and doesn't eat much!" Ladybug explains as she keeps pace with you. "How do I know that? Um... because his costume is practically painted onto his body. Don't tell me that you didn't notice Chat's junk before." you explain as you attempt to keep your relationship with the young hero a secret from her. "You sound just like a friend of mine. They used to have a huge crush on Chat Noir before they got engaged to Adrien Agreste. They're the one who's wanted posters you see all over Paris." Ladybug explains to you. "They're certainly a very attractive person, aren't they?" you smirk at her as you run. "They're crazy as shit though. There's a reason that they're wanted by the authorities. They're probably even a bigger pain in my ass than you are. Loveable pain in the ass. I kinda think they have a cute butt. Keep that to yourself though, I don't want them to find out." Ladybug says as you stifle a snicker. "Don't worry, Ladybug. Your secret's safe with me." you chuckle as you watch Chat Noir and Viperion jump off the rooftop into the alley as you follow them.
"Guys, why did we stop? What happened?" Ladybug asks the two heroes. "Why? That's why!" Chat Noir says as he points to a mime near the Pont des Arts that looks exactly like the one that Aru showed you from his vision. "Babe! Er... Chat Noir! That's just a clown, nothing to be scared of. I'll handle this." you say bravely as you walk up to the angry-looking mime. "Wait, Lycaon! Don't do that! That's not an ordinary clown!" Chat warns you as you stroll up to Bozo. "Hey! How's it going, clown? Can you make me a balloon animal or something?" you chuckle at the mime that doesn't find you funny at all. "What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue? I can't say I blame you, actually." you smirk at the clown. His only response is a middle finger. "Hey! That's not very nice! What kind of a shitty clown are you, anyway?" you ask as the mime pantomimes a hand grenade and tosses it into your chest making an invisible explosion that sends you back over to the other three heroes. "Having fun yet? Or did you want to clown around some more?" Chat Noir smirks at you as you stagger back to your feet. "Good first attempt though." Viperion chuckles as he plays Send in the Clowns by Judy Collins on his harp. "I'm surrounded by assholes, I swear to god." you grumble as you get back up and draw your shortsword and charge at the mime. The mime pantomimes a sword of his own as you hear your sword clang together with his invisible one. You continue to slash at the mime as your swords clank together and he nearly beheads you with a slash that you duck under. "No, baby! You got to parry!" Chat Noir shouts. "Baby?" Ladybug asks him as she raises an eyebrow suspiciously. "Er... I-I call everyone baby. I also forgot their name for a second um... baby?" Chat stammers in response to Ladybug. "Yeah. Sure you did, Chat Noir. You call us baby constantly." Viperion chuckles at the blushing hero. "You have a little crush on Lycaon, don't you?" Ladybug giggles making Chat blush even more. "I-I don't have a crush on them. I'm just trying to teach them about the villains! We s-should probably go help them!" Chat Noir says as he runs over to the mime to help you. "Sure. We're right behind you, baby!" Viperion snickers as him and Ladybug also run over to help you.
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