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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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"I'm not happy with you. I was already a bit miffed at you to start with, but now I'm even angrier! You could have been arrested or killed! You went out and stole things, you beat up Ladybug, you're late, your dinner's getting cold-" Chat Noir begins to lecture you before you silence him with a long and loving kiss. "I didn't beat Ladybug up that bad. She's an extremely tough girl. I only took things that I needed, and I didn't steal a single Euro. I have gifts for you, Chaton. Can we change out of our costumes and eat? Me and Aru are very hungry, and I'm sure you probably are too." you say as you tickle his stomach with your claw gloves and his face with your wolf ears. "Stop! Don't tickle me! I'm still angry at you! Stop it! Stop it!" Chat Noir giggles madly as you tickle him relentlessly. "You can't stay angry at me! I'm too fucking lovable!" you growl at him playfully knowing he loves the sound of your growl as much as you enjoy the sound of his purr. "That's not fair! Stop! I'm very angry!" he giggles as he purrs loudly. "Am I off the hook yet? Can we go eat dinner? I'll tickle your skinny ass all night if I have to, and you know that I will!" you tease him knowing that he loves you and can't hold onto anger around you. "Alright! Alright! We'll discuss it later! Just stop tickling me! Plagg will be furious if you make me pee myself in my costume!" Chat Noir giggles. "Good. I hate it when you're mad at me. I wasn't even all that late. I rushed home to be with you. I would have been home sooner if I didn't have to fight Ladybug in the supermarket. Aru! Heel!" you say as you transform back into your normal self with Aru floating next to you. "Master! May I please eat now? I need meat! It's been so many years!" a starving Aru begs you. "Yes, go eat. There's meat on the balcony for you." you inform the kwami as Aru darts out the back door. "Plagg! Claws in!" Chat Noir says as he changes back into Adrien and Plagg floats near him. "Can WE go eat now too? I got some stuff for you." you explain to him as you give him a happy kiss and quickly slide his engagement ring on your other finger into your pocket. "Yes, we can go eat. I got some cheeseburgers and some wings from a Ricain place that was open late." Adrien says pulling out a chair at his little card table for you and lighting the candle. "Thank you, baby. You're pulling out my chair this time I see." you say as you sit down and he joins you at the chair across from you. "I like to do stereotypical romantic things for you. I like to pull out your chair for you, pay for dinner and drinks, hold open doors, and things like that. I'd light your cigarettes for you, but I don't smoke and don't carry a lighter most of the time." he says with a happy smile as he bites his burger. "You are a gentleman, I'll certainly give you that. Speaking of not being a smoker, I got something you might like after dinner." you explain as you bite your burger as well. "What all did you get, anyway? You nearly hit me with a gigantic piece of meat when you tossed it onto my balcony." Adrien explains as he pours some wine for both of you. "That's a side of beef. I had a hell of a time getting it home because I couldn't walk on the sidewalk. I had to toss it across the street every time I crossed one. I think I saw Alya take my picture doing it too. Aru hasn't eaten in 200 years, and I see what Plagg can put away. You said yourself that he was a bottomless pit. I figured that half a cow would be a good start to get him back to normal. I got some other stuff too, but you have to wait until after dinner." you explain as you eat a chicken wing. "The chew toy isn't mine, is it?" he chuckles sarcastically as he gestures to the rawhide bone sticking out of the plastic bag. "It can if you want it to be. I brought home for Aru after Ladybug smacked me with it a couple of times. I thought it would be better for him to chew on rawhide than Plagg, but if you want to crawl around on all fours and graw on it, I won't stop you." you grin at him before continuing to eat. "I'm sure you'd love for me to crawl around on my hands and knees with a bone in my mouth, wouldn't you?" Adrien says sarcastically as he hands you a glass of wine. "Santé, my love. Yes, I would like to see you on your hands and knees." you tease him as you clink glasses with him. "Santé. After dinner. Maybe. If you're good. You have to promise me that you won't go anywhere else though." He chuckles as he eats a chicken wing. "That's fine. There's some stuff I got to take care of here anyway." you say as you take a bite of your burger and wash it down with wine. "What do you need to do here? I thought you'd argue with me about staying cooped up in my house." Adrien asks as he eats his burger. "I can't tell you, it's a surprise. It shouldn't take me too long." you explain vaguely as you continue eating dinner. "That makes me a little nervous. What are you going to be doing in here?" he asks slightly uncomfortably as he continues eating. "Baby, don't worry about it. Listen to me: I know that you're a little angry with me right now, but I always make it up to you. When this week is over, you'll love me more than you ever did." you smile as you reach into the bag and slam the bottle of stolen whiskey onto the table. "I'm ticked at you I admit, but I doubt I could possibly love you anymore than I already do. Sometimes you piss me off, but I never lose love for you. Also you know that black label whiskey gets me really drunk, right?" Adrien says as he finishes his dinner. "I know it does. It also gets you very horny, and we still need to have make-up sex after the whole Felix fiasco. And as far as you loving me more than you already do, trust me. You will. I'm about to make your whole year." you grin at him as you finish your dinner and sip your wine.
"You're going to make my entire year? I don't understand. What are you planning to do?" Adrien says as he clears away the trash and burger wrappers from dinner and swishes the bag through a little hoop above his trash can. "That would ruin the surprise. There are actually several surprises that I have for you. The whiskey was just an appetizer, I got that just for fun. These are just for fun too, I remember us talking about them. I don't know why you wanted them so bad anyway." you say as you reach into the bag and pass him the two packs of candy cigarettes that you stole from the candy aisle before pocketing the packs of actual cigarettes that you took from behind the cash register. "You tracked down candy cigarettes for me? We talked about that a while ago. I wanted them because they remind me of you. The same reason that I was so happy when you gave me your jacket. There's still your blood inside of that jacket, do you know that? When I wear it, it's like you're with me wherever I go. It even smells like beer and cigarettes. Am I creepy for saying things like that?" Adrien says as he happily examines the candy novelty. "I personally don't find it creepy. I think it's sweet when you talk to me like that. It'll take more than sweet words to send a chill up my spine, Adrien. If you said that sort of shit to someone weak or cowardly, they might get creeped out a bit though." you shrug as you sip your wine. "Well, I appreciate the whiskey and candy cigarettes. Thanks of thinking of me during your robbery." he chuckles as he sips his wine and shakes his head. "That's not all I got you. There was a reason that I didn't want you to come along with me. I wanted to get you something special. Let me see your hand. No, the other one!" you say as you reach into your pocket. "You're not going to break my fingers like on Jason Goes to Hell, are you? I always have to look away during that part!" Adrien says as he gives you his left hand cautiously while he sips his wine. "No, I'm not going to break your fingers. Close your eyes though." you grin at him. "You ARE going to break my fingers, aren't you? No!" he says as he tries to pull his hand away. "Baby, I'm NOT going to break your fingers! Now close your eyes and trust me." you say as you hold his hand. "I'm going to be really mad if you do something horrible to me." Adrien says as he slowly closes his eyes and you slide the stolen panther ring onto his finger. "Now you have one too." you smile at him as you tap his new ring with your finger. "What is this? A ring? It's got a little cat head on it." he opens his eyes and says with a small smile. "It's a panther. They didn't really have any cat ones except for an extremely tacky Hello Kitty one, and I thought that would annoy the hell out of you. I liked the panther because it was a black cat with green eyes like yours. I think those are little emeralds set in the eye sockets. It's not perfect, but it was the best they had. I was kinda pressed for time in the store. I know you got me a diamond one, but I thought that the emeralds suited you more. That's not a problem, is it?" you explain as you watch him examine his new ring. "Baby, I love it. I can't take this though, it's stolen." Adrien says as he starts to remove the ring. "NO! Don't take it off! I went through a lot of trouble to get it for you! You know that I'm wanted by the cops, I had no choice but to steal it. I fistfought Ladybug for that ring! I earned it! Come on, man!" you plead as you grab his hand with both of yours and push the panther ring back onto his finger. "You frustrate me sometimes, you know that? Being engaged to you is like a cop being engaged to a bank robber. Baby, we're superheroes. We're not supposed to be looting Paris." he explains and makes a very valid point. "I know that, baby. I promise that I didn't steal anything that I didn't really need. I would have gone shopping like normal people do, but the fucking army is looking for me. Does it really make a difference how I obtained it? The important thing is that I was able to give you a nice ring like you got me. I would have fought through hell itself to bring that home to you!" you explain to him as he fights back a smile to remain upset with you. "Listen, I'll accept this ring on one condition. That you don't steal anything else from my city. I'm technically law enforcement if you think about it. Even letting you stay with me is technically a crime. Make a promise to me that you NEVER rob stores here ever again. I also want you to let me take you to see Master Fu. Your Miraculous is very old and rare. I'm sure he'd like to see it, and you could use some training. You're one of us now, and you need to learn the ways of the Miraculous." Adrien says sternly drawing a metaphorical line in the sand. "Ok, I promise that I'll try. I can't promise that I won't steal the occasional vehicle if we get into some trouble." you say as he looks at you seriously and starts to take off the ring again. "That's not good enough! NO thievery! You know that I barely ask you for anything, you WILL do this for me!" he tells you getting slightly more pissed off. "OK! OK! Just keep the ring on! No more stolen cars either!" you say desperately as you hold his hand within yours. "That wasn't so hard, was it? Thank you, my amour. The ring is beautiful like you are. Thank you for thinking of me in your own... um... unique way." he chuckles as he shakes his head in mild frustration.
"Is there anything else I should know about? Any more surprises? You didn't go out and rob the bank too, did you?" Adrien asks as he plays with the panther ring on his finger. "There is one thing that I've been meaning to give you." you tell him as you get up from the table and rummage in your jacket pocket on his coatrack and pull out a 9mm pistol. "Whoa, baby! I don't want that! I thought the fighting between us was over! Is it really THAT important that I allow you to steal things?" he says fearfully as he puts his hands up. "Baby, I'm not planning on shooting you. I might demand that you strip naked, but I wouldn't shoot you. Relax, Adrien. You have nothing to fear from me." you say with a smile as you sit down and put the pistol down on the table between you. "Then what's with the gun? I don't want to play Russian roulette, and I'm pretty sure that the game is supposed to played with a revolver and not a gun with a clip." he says as he looks at it. "Do you know where I got this gun? Do you know the story behind it?" you ask him as you remove the clip and slide the empty Glock across the table to him. "No. This isn't a gun I normally see you use. I recognize the Resident Evil gun that you use, and the military ones, but I've never seen this one before." Adrien explains as he looks at the small pistol. "That my love is a 9mm Glock pistol that I stole from Lt. Raincomprix himself before I ran him over with his own car. It's his police-issue sidearm. I want you to have it. It's a nice little reliable starting gun. Even if you never fire it, I'd like you to carry it with you in case things get crazy. Also, stop calling it a Resident Evil gun. It's a Striker street sweeper shotgun." you chuckle at the young gamer. "This is a cop's gun? You're giving it to me? I don't really use guns, baby. I have the power of destruction, and I've never even fired a gun before." Adrien says as he slides it back across the table to you. "I understand that you have the power of destruction, but you only can use it once until Plagg has to go eat more of that disgusting cheese. What happens if you get caught AFTER you use your power? Or what if you get mobbed by a large group of your fans? I'd like you to either carry it on you, or keep it somewhere in your room where you can get to it quickly in an emergency. Could you at least do that for me? I can teach you how to shoot with it after my police heat dies down a little bit. It would also give us a reason to go have a little picnic out in wine country or something too. I've never seen rural France before, just Paris." you tell him as you slide the gun across the table and place the full ammo clip next to it. "This is exactly the sort of thing that gets us into trouble. If you're that adamant that I keep it, I will. Even though I shouldn't. It'll stay in my desk drawer for now until I figure out what I'm going to do with it. This is it though. I'm NOT taking any more stolen items from you." Adrien says as he gets up from the table and puts the 9mm pistol and the clip in the drawer of his desk and locks it with a small key on his cat paw keyring. "Ok, I'm fine with that. The gun was the last stolen item anyway. I have one more surprise for you, but I can't give it to you tonight. I have to make a phone call and I might get beaten up a little bit before it's over, but it'll be worth it in the end." you say as you get up from the table and embrace him. "You're getting into more trouble, aren't you?" he asks sounding frustrated. "No, not really. Not this time. I was already in trouble, this will set it right with several people." you explain vaguely to keep your plan secret.
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