Neutron's Sexual Experimentations | By : Dickelodeon Category: +G through L > Jimmy Neutron Views: 14996 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Disclaimer: 10 chapters motherfuckerrrrrrrrrr! I do not own Jimmy Nutrin or any of the other fictional fools depicted here in any way shape or form. This is a disgusting parody that somehow isn't as vile as the world we live in now. Please don't sue me Viacom or anyone else. Sorry for the delay, have to make money and stuff but there's still a story to tell and I can't disappoint you Nazis. Also why didn't none of y'all let me know I was starting to use the same naming conventions for my chapters as the big bang theory? What the fuck oh who cares this will be the last one named like that, onto the show!
Dickelodeon presents Neutron's Sexual Experimentations, Chapter 10: "The Estevez Enema Extraction"
Jimmy Neutron laughed maniacally as Carl sat on the floor beside him eating his own pants. Tears streamed down his face as he swallowed a button and let out a quiet fart. He didn't have to shit yet, but he knew when he did Jimmy would demand he use this diaper to collect his bile wastes. Whatever had happened to his friend overnight terrified him, and sitting just a foot away from Ms. Fowl's mangled carcass, he could only watch and pray that him and Sheen wouldn't be next.
Scaring Carl ceased to entertain Jimmy for now, and as Carl feared he turned to look at Sheen. "Ah, my old friend Sheen. What do you think of all of this?"
Sheen had been relatively silent during all this. Not much of Jimmy's science mumbo jumbo surprised him anymore, but this was a new kind of experimenting. Enthralled with the violence and disgusting activities, he had been hoping to watch the whole thing play out, but now he was due to participate.
"Uh, well, I don't know Jimmy. I- I mean, it's cool that you beat up Nick and fucked Ms. Fowl I guess, but this is the kinda stuff Ultra Lord usually shows up to-" Sheen was cut off when Jimmy took his lips in his hand.
"Sheen, Ultra Lord is just another false idol. He's like your God and Jesus, he can't help you because he doesn't exist" Jimmy smiled "But I do, and I can do you one better than your Ultra Lord. Take off your pants."
Immediately Sheen returned to the defensive. "Gee, Jimmy, you know. I'm not gay or anything, or else I would-" Once again Sheen was cut off when Jimmy placed his arm around him and used his exposed Johnson to hold Sheen's chest between them.
"Sheen, Sheen, Sheen…" Jimmy was beginning to lose his patience but he knew a cooperative Sheen was important for this to work. "I mean, why does everyone assume I'm gonna do something sexual just 'cuz I want you to strip? I've asked everyone so far to do this. Besides, this is all in the name of science. Look at Carl, he's happy, his butthole remains untouched."
"Actually, Jimmy, I think I could-," piped up Carl, but Jimmy would have none of that.
"Not now, Carl", he let his dick go flaccid and led Sheen away from the blood and guts at the front of the room. They continued to walk. "And besides, gay, straight…these are all just WORDS. And you know, if you take away their meanings and all, they… well, they just don't even MEAN anything! You feel me?"
Jimmy's rambling monologue had done nothing to ease Sheen's concerns. "I guess, but they still do kinda. I mean, the dictionary and I don't always see eye to eye, but I think this is pretty black and white."
Although impressed with Sheen's ability to protect himself and try and reason out of this, Jimmy knew he had to play his trump card. "Actually, I think you'll find this to be rather erm…purple. Cindy?"
Sheen's eyes lit up and Cindy rose to life and began unloading the bottles of Purple Flurp.
"Oh shit, Jimmy, why didn't you just start with the Flurp?" almost immediately Sheen had his pants around his ankles, ready to run around like a wild naked ape hyped up on sugar. "You know I'm always down to drink!"
"Well, it's because you won't exactly be drinking it. Sheen, your experiment is all about absorption. Naturally you love to consume sugar?"
"I give my life to sugar and always will," smiled Sheen. "I'll live and die in the Candy Bar…"
"I firmly believe you will" Jimmy Neutron chuckled at his friend's ignorant innocence. "But sugar isn't the only resource I want to see ingested by my future victims, um I mean test subjects. We're talking syrups and starches, chemicals of all sorts – medicines and potential poisons. And we're also talking more efficient ways of ingesting these chemicals."
"Ooh! Ooh! Sometimes they hook me up to an IV at the hospital!" chirped Carl, hoping he was contributing and buying himself future favor.
"Very good, Carl! Unfortunately I don't have any needles, go figure I can get my hands on any other kind of rare, expensive or hazardous materials but can't seem to acquire syringes, not even a dirty one off some street junkie. Oh well, there are still other ways…" Jimmy moved his hand lower on Sheen's back. "Did you know Sheen that some women soak their tampons in alcohol to get drunk faster?"
"Gee, that's pretty crazy, Jimmy", stammered Sheen, a cold sweat breaking out.
"I mean, hey, bitches be tripping, yo! And since you don't have a vagina, I can't test that method of Flurp absorption on you. But you do have a butthole." The instant Jimmy mentioned it, Sheen's clenched in preparation of whatever was in Jimmy's thoughts. "I want to see how hyper you get from an enema of Purple Flurp!"
"Wh-what are you talking about Jimmy? You mean an enemy? Or is that the sea stuff, how's that go in my butt?" the puzzled idiot was no longer even frightened because he didn't know what an enema was. Jimmy groaned and explained it. Sheen's fear returned and Libby once again stood in defense of sense.
"Jimmy, you're being sick and disgusting! And Sheen's your friend!" Libby cried.
"Sheen, control your bitch or I will snap her neck over my cock!" declared Jimmy Neutron.
"Hey, Libby, it's OK.. I mean, maybe it won't be so bad. I don't wanna see Jimmy's experiments go to shit" Sheen was trying to calm the girl, the only one he hoped would escape this unscathed. Libby read the determined fear in his face and realized this was not the right battle. They needed to convince Jimmy neutron that he was still among friends.
"Very good, Sheen. You have the makings of a loyal servant. Stand on your head please!" Upon orders Sheen did a clumsy handstand. Cindy and Carl came to the sides to hold him up and spread his legs. Jimmy Neutron smiled and grew a little harder as Sheen squirmed, still not ready to accept defeat. He grabbed the 2 liter bottle of Flurp and unscrewed the cap.
"Are you sure this is the best way to get sugarized, Jimmy? I've just never put anything in my ass before, not even an Ultra Lord or any part of an Ultra Lord…"
"Sheen, leave the science to the science-practicing…people. Just shut up!" with much force, Jimmy Neutron thrust the bottle down, barely spilling a drop as he turned it over and plugged it into Sheen's anus effortlessly. His dead-on aim meant a quick yet painful entry for Sheen, who wailed as his prostate was scraped with the rimmed plastic.
"Whoa! Jimmy, whoa-oh-ohh!" wailed Sheen. Fizzy pop poured into his upturned rectum and filled his intestines with foam. His pelvis thrusted and Carl and Cindy had to struggle to hold his legs. As he squirmed the soda went down and down until the entire bottle had poured into Sheen's orifice. The two children by his sides let go of his legs and he collapsed to his knees, clonking his head on the floor. A squirt of Flurp escaped his ass back into the bottle, which was still lodged deep enough to stay inside during it all.
"Don't release any more, Sheen! You need to hold it in or else the experiment won't work!" barked Jimmy. Sheen coughed and gasped on the floor, wincing as his buttcheeks clenched.
"Ughhh, man I wish I had stopped by the bathroom before the bell! …AAHHHH! I gotta take a dump!" Sheen twitched and sweat began to drip down his brows. The boy genius's eyes beamed.
"No, Sheen, this is perfect! The conditions are perfect, hold on for another 10 seconds! 9…8…7…" Jimmy continued the countdown and Sheen quivered in a mix of stimulation and agony. The bubbles coursed back up through his entire digestive system but he held on.
"6…5…4…3…" before Jimmy could say 2, Sheen's body lurched forward and the first splash of dirty pop shot back into the bottle. "GUUUHHH FUCCCCKKK MYYY Ass holeeee!" whined Sheen. Jimmy stopped his countdown and grinned down on Sheen as he fell to the ground with the bottle standing up in the air. Cup by cup the Purple Flurp returned in nasty bursts of fecal mix. After 30 seconds of stop and go butt blasting, the ordeal was over.
Jimmy Neutron eagerly ran over and pulled the bottle from Sheen's ass. He triumphantly screwed the cap back on, ignoring his panting friend.
"Congratulations, Sheen. You have helped me invent the official drink of the Jimmy Neutron Empire – Poopy Flurp!" Jimmy lifted the bottle into the air, sloshing around the brownish purple liquid and showing the kids little chunks of shit floating through it. Libby threw up and a few other kids gagged. Jimmy paid no attention and thrust the bottle onto Sheen's desk, reigniting the bubbles. He wasted no time grabbing and unscrewing the next one. Sheen had just started to recover.
"Oh shit…HUFF…are I…do I hafta, Jimmy? Don't…HUFF…don't you wanna….HAHHHH…drink the-the one you got there?" he whimpered. His friend glared down it him.
"What? Oh, no, God, I'm not drinking it, that's disgusting! This is for the class, Sheen, but one bottle won't be enough for everyone. There are four bottles for a reason and three of them aren't poopy enough…" Sheen didn't have the breath to protest, but Libby had recovered enough from vomiting to take her last stand.
"What the hell, Jimmy? You haven't even asked how he is, wasn't all this supposed to test sugar absorption or something?" she cried. Jimmy snickered, "Oh that was all bullshit to set things up. Come on, no one would let me use their ass to filter soda for no scientific reason or any reason besides my own enjoyment, this here is just finishing what I started. What do you say, Sheen?"
"I say Sheen's done! And so are you!" Libby stood up and marched towards them. Sheen tried to crawl between them, he didn't wanna see his friends fight but he knew it was coming. "Jimmy, you're a monster and you need to be stopped now!" during this all Jimmy neutron's hateful stare held steadfast, studying the whole scene.
"Ok, well, I've had enough. Tell you what. Sheen, I'll let you decide how this ends. Hold your woman back. Show her the business! If I like your performance, maybe I'll settle for just three bottles this morning…" Jimmy snarled at his weakened friend. "Have your way with her but remember, I am the alpha male…" Terrified for his crush's safety and his own, Sheen scrambled to his feet and rose to talk to Libby.
"Hey, girl…it- it's OK, I- I can handle it. I just- I don't wanna see more people get hurt you know?" he took Libby's hands in his own but she pulled away.
"No, Sheen! More people WILL get hurt! YOU'LL get hurt! We can't let this go on! Now stand up to your friend or you'll never touch these titties!" Libby crossed her arms triumphantly hoping that would be the last thing she would need to do. Sheen stood silent for a moment, then glanced back at Jimmy, who looked just as tense as Libby. He realized that while Libby held his balls in her pocket, she was letting him use them for his last stand to Jimmy. The bad consequences had no room in his tiny mind once the possibility of fondling Libby's blossoming tits was on the table.
"Jimmy, I… boy, you know, I'm feeling a little dizzy from all the Flurp so I guess the experiment was a success? I really can't take another one, I'm sorry." During Sheen's nervous speech Jimmy stood unflinching. But after a moment of silence he prepared to lunge forward, Sheen winced and continued, "But uh, maybe someone else can take over? There's-there's a lot of kids here still, we can maybe…I- I don't know, we can divide it? Is that what dividing is?"
"Sheen, I don't think you've been hearing me correctly. I am the alpha and what I say goes. This is YOUR experiment, and there's still a lot of testing to be done," he angrily stated with each step closer. "And Sheen, instead of having your way with Libby as I demanded, you became the bitch and wavered on your loyalty." As Sheen backed away he tripped over a piece of Ms. Fowl's remains and he stumbled against the chalkboard. His breathing deepened as he looked desperately for an escape.
"Look at me, Sheen! Are you listening?" Jimmy barked. Sheen had to response. "I guess we need to clean those ears of yours out…WITH MY PENIS!" with that, Jimmy Neutron slapped Sheen and he fell against the desk, his head smashing against the arm of Ms. Fowl's chair. The class cried out and as Sheen teetered on consciousness Jimmy grabbed his head and thrust it ear-first onto his dick, which had hardened over the course of his tirade to the length of a few feet.
Jimmy Neutron pushed his penis as deep as he could into Sheen's head, blood and other pink goop began to leak out of his ears and with each thrust his eyes became more wonky. Most of the children covered their eyes and were once again too scared to even move let alone try and stop the sexual violence. Libby screamed Sheen's name a few times, but she went into shock and passed out urinating on herself. Jimmy appeared vicious and angry at first but he definitely smiled as his dick slid through his friend's brains. He was sure a smarter child would provide a tighter fit but Sheen's certainly satisfied his thirst for a good brain fuck.
For about 15 seconds Jimmy Neutron ear-fucked Sheen until incredibly the head of his rod emerged from Sheen's other ear. 2 more quick thrusts and then at least 6 inches of dick burst out ejaculating over Sheen's shoulder. His tongue dropped out and as Jimmy collapsed in ecstasy Sheen's body contorted, catching more Neutron cum on his shirt. Jimmy realized what was happening and pulled out delicately; in all his evil he didn't want to completely destroy his friend. He was hoping this fresh batch of splooge could undo some – but not all – of the damage.
Once out he wiped his dick on Sheen's cum-covered shirt and started also wiping up Sheen's face. With more semen on his person than the blood and brain matter, Sheen lay motionless for about a minute. But then he twitched, and slowly sat up and held his head, moaning.
"Well, Sheen…I hope you enjoyed your ear-fucking and have learned some respect. I certainly made room in there for you to learn more, hehehe…" Jimmy was pleased that his actions seemed to have no severe consequences this time.
"…beep…Beep?" mumbled the dazed Sheen.
"Um, OK then. How do you feel Sheen?" Jimmy was puzzled when Sheen took a moment to notice Jimmy had been talking to him, and he repeated, "Beep-beep. Beep-beep!"
"Huh, well this is an interesting development… is that all you're gonna say now?" Jimmy got no response from his friend, who was drooling while fiddling with his dick – he was still nude from the waist down.
"Beep-beep?" Sheen said inquisitively as he ran his hands over the sticky sperm stains on his shirt. Jimmy burst out laughing.
"Haha, oh I love it! I like this Beep-beep Sheen a lot better! Far more interesting, and perhaps more obedient. Hey, Beep-beep!"
"Beep-beep!" he chirped in response. He sat up almost like a dog, eager for something. Jimmy could tell this would make experimentation much more fun. He looked around the room to see how his audience was responding. Most were still frozen in numb horror, others didn't really know how to react. He noticed Cindy was standing over Libby, who was slumped against her desk still unconscious. Jimmy Neutron had an idea, or a brain blast if you will.
"Let's try this again. Fuck your bitch, Beep-beep! You see that? Fuck that!" he wailed pointing at Libby. The excited boy glanced back and forth and then scurried over to the girl. Like the dog he seemed to be, Sheen sniffed at the urine stain at Libby's crotch. She began to stir.
"Ugh, did I p… what the fuck, Sheen?!" Libby cried out as Sheen began to lick her pants. Still on his hands and knees, he grabbed her waistband and started yanking down her pants. Libby grasped at her underwear but the feral boy caught those as well and ferociously yanked them to her knees.
"Beep-beep! Beep-beep!" He was too retarded to properly rape her so he just kinda pushed his erect dick between her thighs as she struggled to hold them tight. But the action still stimulated Sheen, and exhibiting full retard strength he grabbed her body and started slamming her against her desk as he humps her. All it took was a few good whacks with her head to create a fatal hemorrhage.
Sheen continued fucking the flopping girl's body til he reached an animalistic orgasm. He stumbled backwards, gasping, "beep…beep…beeeeep" He had let go of Libby, letting her fall to the floor with her body in an ugly contortion. The class once again did not know how to react to the sheer madness, but Jimmy broke the uncomfortable silence that followed with a slow-clap.
"Well done, Beep-beep! Well done, I knew my faith in you was well placed. Not in Sheen, but in Beep-beep! From now on, you will be known only as Beep-beep, Beep-beep. Now come on, Beep-beep, let's make some more Poopy Flurp!" Jimmy clapped his hands.
"Beep-beep!" squeaked Beep-beep, slapping his hands together like some seal as he waddled over to Jimmy. Unscrewing the cap, he bent Beep-beep over and shoved the next bottle into his anus. Beep-beep giggled as Jimmy lifted him upside down and the soda swirled inside him. And just like last time, once the 2 liters were floating within his intestines and rectum he counted to 10 and then dumped Beep-beep over and let the frothy fixture return in nasty bursts. This time Beep-beep moaned in ecstasy and bucked as the soda splashed into the bottle.
This batch didn't have as much fecal matter as the first – after all that was kinda the point of an enema so a second one on the same person really was a dumb idea. But Jimmy was satisfied. He snapped his fingers and Cindy snapped out of her daze and darted to a bag of solo cups. She handed them to Jimmy, who began pouring out the shitty beverage.
"Perfect… just enough!" he was able to fill a cup for each surviving class member – Beep-beep killing Libby made 2 bottles provide a good gulp for everyone. "Cindy, Carl? Pass these all out. And don't forget to take a cup for yourself, too." Carl piped up,"Jimmy, all this is making me hafta-"
"Diaper, Carl. That's what it's for," Jimmy yelled to his servant as he began handing out cups of Poopy Flurp. The children grimaced as they received them and began to mentally and physically prepare for what they knew Jimmy was going to make them do. Once everyone had a cup, Jimmy held an empty cup high into the air (there was no way in hell he would drink this too)
"Raise your glasses of Poopy Flurp, in a toast! To the deaths of Nick, Ms. Fowl, Libby and Sheen…and to the birth of Beep-beep!"
"Beep-beep! Beep-beep!" shrieked Beep-beep, and he gulped down his cup of poopy Flurp, spilling it everywhere and sticking his tongue in the air hoping to catch drops that weren't even falling anymore. The other kids decided it was best to get it over with and took them like shots. The ones that had actual chunks of poop in their Flurp puked immediately. Others struggled to swallow the disgusting beverage, and within minutes everyone was gagging. Cindy needed it to be spoonfed to her, which Jimmy took great delight in. And he made Carl put his breath catching mask on right after drinking his so that he barfed in it and had to breathe it all back in. But just like his diaper, it quickly absorbed the biles and shot them into the collection tank.
To be continued!
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