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The Kitty Katswell Show	By : Homeydaclowndasecond Category: +S through Z > T.U.F.F. Puppy Views: 7008 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 9
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Cats & Yarn balls(aka Up In The Hamptons)

This chapter takes place several days after Kitty's & Dudley's wonderful night together. And this chapter takes place around the time, that TUFF takes their annual August vacation. So anyway, enjoy. Especially you Kitty/Catastrophe fans.
It was early August in Petropolis. It was still hot as hell outside & kids was still getting on adults nerves and was still running out in the streets, but enough of that lame crap, let's see what the main TUFF agents are up to.
Dudley & Roz was sitting in the snack room.
They was eating & drinking some frozen stuff like; popsicles, ice cream cones, sherbet, orange juice, & any other frozen stuff to keep themselves cool, even though they was wearing those Personal Cooler System things on their necks.
"Oh man!!" Dudley exclaims, as he ate his ice cream. "It's so fuckin' hot out."
"You don't have to tell me that." Roz said, as she ate some cherry sherbet. "Too bad, it can't be cool like Seattle. Now that's perfect weather."
"Is it perfect, just like this ice cream?" Dudley asked, as he took another bite from his ice cream.
"Sort of." Roz said, as she took a sip of her orange juice. "It's perfect. It's cool year-round, and it barely snows in the winter."
"No snow?" Dudley asks.
"No snow." Roz replied.
"I can't imagine, living without snow." Dudley said, as he finished off his ice cream. "I wouldn't be able to have snowball wars with Kitty."
"Does she approve of you, throwin' snowballs at her?" Roz asked.
"Yes." Dudley said, as he grabs a popsicle.
He throws it into his mouth & spits out the stick.
The audience laughs.
"Careful, Dudley." Roz said. "You'll give yourself...."
"AHHHHH!!!! MY BRAIN!!!!!!" Dudley hollers, as the audience laughs at his pain. "IT'S HURTING!!!!!"
"Brian freeze." Roz finished.
She picks up her glass of OJ.
"Here, drink this. That'll stop the pain." she said, as she gave Dudley the glass.
Dudley drinks the orange juice all in one gulp.
"Ahh! The pain's all gone." he said. "Thanks Roz."
Just then, Kitty walks into the scene now. The audience whoos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for the star. She was still wearing her summertime skirt, underneath her spy jacket.
"What's going on here?" she asked.
"Dudley here, ate a popsicle too quickly." Roz said. "And he had brain freeze."
"Of course." Kitty said, as she rolled her eyes, as the audience laughs.
Then she turns to Dudley.
"You okay, baby?"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "Roz just gave me some orange juice."
Kitty then sits down at the table.
"So, how are you doing today, Dudley?" she asks. "Besides, the brain freeze thing."
"Oh, I'm doing fine, babe." Dudley said, as he takes Kitty's hand & looks at her right in the eyes with a smile on his face.
Roz laughs at this scene.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! Kitty & Dudley sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G." she sanged.
Kitty turns to her twin.
"We've done more than that!" she said with a smile, as the audience whoos.
"Don't tell me, that yall did the nasty?" Roz asked.
Kitty looks at Dudley.
He nods.
Kitty turns back to Roz.
"Yeah, we did." Kitty said with a big smile.
Roz had a shocked look on her face.
"So, how was it?" she asked.
"It was great, sis!" Kitty exclaims with a wide smile. "It's the greatest things that I ever experience!"
Roz looks at Dudley with a sly smile.
"Dudley, you devil you."
Dudley blushed, as the audience laughs.
"Uh, thanks?" he said with a nervous smile, as the audience laughs.
"And it was so wonderful." Kitty said. "I've had sex before, but that was wonderful sex. The type of sex, that you dream of."
Roz smiles at Dudley.
"You're a devil, aint ya?" she said in a teasing sort of voice.
"Yeah." Dudley said embarrassed, as the audience laughs.
Roz turns her attention back to Kitty.
"I bet, you two fall happily asleep afterwards." she said.
"Of course." Kitty said, as she took out a small triangle folded paper. "Anybody would. Wanna play paper football?"
"I do!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Okay." Kitty said, as she set the paper football onto the table. "You're gonna get beat, Dudley."
"No, you will!!" Dudley exclaims.
"I get to play winners!!!" Roz exclaims.
So Kitty & Dudley starts playing paper football.

Meanwhile, at the Petropolis Prison.
Madam Catastrophe and her partner; Dr. Rabies was just being released. They was getting their belongings back.
"A chewed up bone." the guard, who sounded like that 'Yes Guy' from The Simpsons said. "A bottle of vodka, & a 'Doghouse Magazine."
"GIMME THAT!!!" Rabies exclaims, as he took his magazine & vodka from the guard.
"You're a naughty boy, aint ya?" the guard teased, as the audience laughs.
Then he gives Catastrophe her things.
"Some used napkins. A bottle of lotion. Some lip balm. A bottle of vodka. A notepad that says; 'People I want to have sex with so bad' & the words 'Kitty Katswell' written down a million times on it. A pen. A book on sexual positions for female cats and a photo of a cat, that looks just like you with lipstick kissmarks on it." the guard called out.
Embarrassed, Catastrophe snatches her box of things from him, as the audience laughs.
"GIMME THAT!!!!" she shouted.
"Looks like someone's in love with someone." the guard teased, as the audience laughs.
"Shuttink the fuck up!!!" Catastrophe sniffs, as she was blushing a lot.
Rabies lets out a laugh, before getting a glare from Catastrophe.
"What was that?!" she asked.
"Uh, nothink!" Rabies smiled nervously. "Nothink!"
Then the guard led the two out to their shiny, black 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis.
They get in the car.
"Now, will you two behave this time?" the guard asked. "Ye-e-e-s?"
Catastrophe & Rabies sighs and rolled their good eyes.
"Yes." they said, as the audience laughs.
"Are you sure?" the increasingly annoying guard asks.
"YES!!!!!" Catastrophe & Rabies shouted angrily, as the audience laughs.
"Okay then." the guard said & walks back into the prison.
Catastrophe sighs deeply.
"That guard." she started. "Is what they call; a pain in the ass, no?"
"I dunno." Rabies said. "I kinda like Frank."
Catastrophe looks at her partner.
"That's his name?" she asks. "Frank?"
"Yes." Rabies replies.
Catastrophe laughs.
"Frank? Ha! Is that, what they be callink hot dogs here?"
"Yes." Rabies said. "I quite like him. He wasn't like, the other guards here. He was quite nice."
"Was it nice, that he called out your favorite magazine in front of everyone, when he was givink back to you?" Catastrophe asked.
"Except that!!" Rabies sniffed. "I'm so pissed, that he was doink that to me!!"
"See? That's why, I always hate the good guys." Catastrophe said. "They always stabbink you in the back!!"
"How about your crush on TUFF agent; Kitty Katswell?" Rabies asked in a teasing voice. "You don't hate her. You 'wove' her."
"She's an exception!!!" Madam Catastrophe shouted. "She's what they say; a pretty sexy cat!!"
"Who's sayink that?" Rabies asked. "The only people that say that are; The Chameleon & you."
"Never mind." Catastrophe said, as she started up the Mercury Grand Marquis. "Let's just get back to our apartment. That'll be a wise thing."
Soon at their apartment, Catastrophe lays down on the couch.
"Oh god!" she sighs. "It's good, to be back on my own couch."
"Me too!" Rabies exclaims, as he also jumps on the couch.
He gets onto Catastrophe.
"As celebration, we have hot soviet love, no?" he asks with a smile on his face, as the audience laughs.
Catastrophe frowns at him.
"No, Rabies darlink. I don't think so."
"Aw, dammit!!!" Rabies sniffed, as the audience laughs.
Catastrophe holds her hand out.
"You pay rent now!!!" she ordered.
Rabies takes out a wad of cash and puts it in her hand.
"Ha!Ha! Thank you!" Catastrophe said, as she put the money in her blouse.
Rabies then thinks.
"You know what, Catastrophe darlink."
"What?" she asks.
"We need, to go on vacation."
Catastrophe sits up.
"Vacation?" she repeated, as she looked at him. "Rabies darlink. We just got out of jail. Is that a vacation for ya?"
"I mean, a real vacation." Rabies said. "Takink a trip somewhere."
Catastrophe then looks at the table.
She picks up a travel brochure template & looks through it.
"Rabies darlink. I think, I've just found the perfect spot for our vacation."
"Where?" Rabies asked.
"We go up to The Hamptons." Catastrophe said.
"The Hamptons?" Rabies asked. "You mean, the same Hamptons, that's in Long Island?"
"Yes." Catastrophe said. "I own a beach front property up there. We can go there."
"Wow." Rabies said. "I never known, you to own any property. Hey, at least it's beachfront property and I get so see you in a bikini!!"
Catastrophe gives him a cold look.
"Stop fuckink around & start packink!!!!" she shouted as the audience laughs.
"Yes, darlink!!!!" Rabies exclaims, as he runs off to get packed.
Catastrophe lays back on the couch & starts thinking to herself.
"A bikini?" she said. "That's doesn't sound too bad of an idea. That is, what they say; tight."
Then she stands up & walks away to pack.

Meanwhile, back at the snack room.
Roz was playing paper football against Dudley.
Yep, Kitty had gotten beat by Dudley 15 to 5, and she was sitting in the 'sidelines', watching the action.
"You may have beaten, Kitty." Roz started. "But there's no way, you gonna beat me!"
"We'll see about that, Rozzy!!" Dudley said, as he 'kicked' the 'ball'.
Just then, the Chief's voice was heard.
"Agents Katswell, Puppy, & Katswell, come to my office!!!!" he shouted.
"Well." Kitty said, as she stood up. "Better go see what the Chief wants."
"Dammit!" Roz sniffs. "Just when I was about to take Dudley to school in paper football."
"There's a school for paper football?" Dudley asked stupidly, as the audience laughs at his stupidity. "I should of went there, instead of boring regular school."
"No, that's not what she means, baby." Kitty said. "Let's just go."
At the Chief's office. The Chief & Keswick was waiting for the trio.
"What is it, Chief?" Kitty asked. "Any assholes acting up again?"
"Nope." the Chief said. "This meetings isn't about that. This meeting is about, the annual August vacation."
"Vacation?" Roz asked, as she turned to Kitty. "You didn't tell me, that we go on company vacations?"
"Well, we do." Kitty said, as she turns to the Chief. "We're we going this time, Chief?"
"I hope, it's not another camping trip." Dudley said, remembering what had happened in May. "Those fuckin' hippies!!! Stole my frisbee!!"
"No, it isn't, agent Big Puppy D." The Chief said.
"Thank god!" Dudley, Keswick, & Kitty said in unison, as the audience laughs.
"We're goin' to my summer house, that's in the Hamptons." the Chief said.
"The Hamptons?" Dudley asked. "Wasn't that place, in a episode of Seinfeld?"
"Yes." the Chief said.
"Uh, how big is your summer house?" Roz asked. "It's not flea-big or anything like that is it?"
"No, new agent Katswell." The Chief said. "This summer house is big enough for everybody."
"How many rooms?" Roz asked.
"Seven rooms & four bathrooms." The Chief said.
"Is it beachfront property?" Kitty asked.
"Yes." The Chief said.
"That's good." Kitty said. "I need to relax on the beach & work on my tan."
Then the Chief took out five plane tickets.
"I've got five plane tickets. Two of them are first-class tickets & the rest are for coach." he said.
"So, who get the f-f-first-class t-t-t-tickets?" Keswick asked.
The Chief took out five straws.
"We draw straws." he said. "Everyone take a straw. And the two agents, that get the two long straws, gets the first-class tickets."
So, everyone started taking straws.
Roz looks at her straw.
It was a short one.
"Dammit!" she sniffs. "I got a short straw!!"
Keswick looks at his straw.
"F-F-F-Fuck!!!" he sniffs. "This s-s-s-sucks!!!!"
Kitty looks at her straw.
"I got a long one!!" she exclaims. "I get one of the first-class tickets!!"
"That must mean, that I get the last first-class ticket!" The Chief exclaims, as he look at his straw. "Never mind."
Dudley looks at his straw.
"Yeah!!! I get the final first-class ticket!!!" he exclaims. "Oh yeah!!!!"
"So, when do we leave?" Kitty asked.
"In the morning." The Chief said. "Everyone's who important is dismissed for the day."
Roz stands up & turns to Kitty.
"Lemme see your ticket."
Kitty gives Roz the ticket.
Roz looks at it & gives it back to her.
"Why did you need to see it?" Kitty asked.
"I need to make a trip to the airport!!" Roz snorted, as she lefted.
Kitty turns to Dudley & they started celebrating with each other.
"We get to live it up in first-class together, Dudley baby!!!" Kitty exclaims.
"This is gonna kick ass!!!" Dudley exclaims. "I've heard, that you get all that fancy shit in first-class."
"Yeah, you do." Kitty said, as she got closer to Dudley's face. "And there's anybody that I want to go to first-class with, is you baby."
The audience whoos.
Then she gives Dudley a small kiss.
"The same goes for you too, babe." Dudley said, as he blushed & the audience laughs. "So, what d'you wanna do now? Wanna help me pack & play with my Super Mario Bros. Wii?"
"Yes." Kitty said. "As long, as I get to play Mario."
"I wanna play as Mario." Dudley exclaims. "You can play as Luigi."
"I don't wanna play as Luigi." Kitty sniffed. "Nintendo made him a punk, ever since that game; Luigi's Mansion."
"You're right about that, babe." Dudley said. "But I'm still going to play as Mario. C'mon, let's go."
Kitty not willing to play the green plumber on Dudley's wii, sulkily follows him.

Next morning.
All of the five main TUFF characters was at the airport.
A/N: Because, I don't feel like typing down the boring security crap, we'll just skip them to already boarded on the plane & it already taken off.
Kitty was talking, as she & Dudley was relaxing in their first-class seats.
She was wearing blue shirt, black jean shorts, white ankle socks & all black Nikes, with little pink striping.
Her hair, was in her ponytail.
Anyways, they was talking.
"I beat you good, Dudley." she said. "I was the one, who saved the princess."
"You might have." Dudley said. "But she went with Mario. That means, that I still won on some level, Kitty."
Just then, the stewardess come up to them with some champagne glasses & some champagne.
"Would you two like some champagne?" she asked.
"Yes." Kitty said.
So the stewardess pours the champagne into the glasses.
"Would you like some hot towels or some slippers?" she asked.
"I'll take the towel please." Dudley said.
"And I'll take the slippers." Kitty said.
"Okay." the stewardess said & left.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"I love it up here, Kitty."
"I love it too, baby." Kitty said, as she nuzzled her nose against Dudley's nose & the audience whoos.
The stewardess comes back with the hot towel & slippers.
She gave them all to Dudley.
"Is that all?" the stewardess asks.
"Yeah, that's all." Kitty said.
"Good." the stewardess said. "Just ring the bell, if you need anything."
Then she leaves.
Dudley looks at the slippers.
"It's time to fit this slipper on, the right lady's foot." he said as he looks at Kitty.
"I dunno, if it fits." Kitty started in a sexy voice, as she crossed her left leg over her right. "You can try."
So Dudley takes off Kitty's black Nike off her left foot, and put the slipper on her socked foot.
"Looks like, it's the perfect size & foot." Dudley said.
Then he grabs the other slipper & put it on Kitty's right foot.
"There." Dudley said, as he sat back up. "Comfy?"
"Yes." Kitty replied.
"So, what size do you wear anyway?" Dudley asked.
"I wear, a size three." Kitty replied.
"Damn!" Dudley exclaims. "You sure got some small feet, Kit-Kat."
Kitty laughs.
"Roz also haves small feet." she added.
Then she sighs.
"Too bad, that Roz is in coach." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"If she was up here, she certainly be enjoying herself." Kitty added.
"Aw, stop your crying." said a voice. "I'm sittin' right behind you."
Kitty turns to where the voice come from, and a smile spreads across her face.
"Roz!" she exclaims. "How did you get up here?"
"I brought my own first-class ticket." Roz said.
"What did you did with your coach ticket?" Dudley asked.
"I cash it in." Roz said. "Your chief, sure doesn't like to spend much money, do he?"
"Nope." Dudley said.
"So." Roz started. "Was you two up here, making out?"
"Sort of." Dudley answered.
"So, you two are sitting in the mile-high club then?" Roz asked in a teasing voice, as the audience laughs.
"No!!!!" Kitty shouted, as she blushed & the audience laughs.
"Sure." Roz said. "Whatever you say."
Then she went back over to her side.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"So, how long until we get there, Kit-Kat?" he asks.
"Around sunset." Kitty said. "Why you ask?"
"Oh, I was just wondering, babe." Dudley said.
"I wonder, if Keswick & the Chef having a great time in coach?" Kitty asked.
"Probably not." Roz said to Kitty. "You know, how coach is?"

It cutsaway to the coach section of the plane.
The Chief & Keswick was having a terrible time.
"Damn! This sucks!!!!" The Chief sniffs. "There's too many kids up in this section!!!"
"Yeah. And there's too many f-f-fat people taking up much of the aisle!!!" Keswick sniffed.
Then the person, that was sitting alongside them turns to them. Snoring & drooling.
Keswick was pissed.
"N-N-N-Nice seats, you got u-u-us!!!" he sniffed, as some of the fat passenger's drool got onto him.
"Well, what can I do?" the Chief asks. "Spend a whole shitload of money on five first-class tickets on you guys, or spend some on two first-class tickets, most on coach tickets, & the rest on some weed and beer. That's a big sacrifice, that I'm not going to give up."
Keswick rolls his eyes, as the audience laughs at the Chief's love for getting drunk and high.
"S-S-Sometimes, I don't know why, I even b-b-bother."
Then the fat passenger falls onto him.
The audience laughs.

"Yeah." Kitty said.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Hey, Kit-Kat. When are they gonna pass out the food?" he asks.
"Why you ask?" Kitty asked. "Ain't you getting full from those free airplane peanuts?"
"Nope." Dudley said, as he ate another bag of peanuts. "They barely filling' me up."
Kitty reaches into her pocket.
"It's a good thing, that I brought several bags of chips." she said. "Here baby."
She gives Dudley the chips.
"Thanks, babe." he said, as he opened up the chips and started downing them.
The audience laughs at his gluttoness.
Kitty then takes a sniff.
"Is it just me or do I smell some chocolate chip cookies?"
"Oh!" Roz said, as she reached into her black jean pants pocket. "I brought some freshly made chocolate chip cookies at the airport."
She takes them out.
"Want some?"
"Yes, please." Kitty said.
So Roz giver her sister the packets of cookies.
Kitty opened one of the packets & starts eating the cookie.
"Damn!" she said. "This cookie is good!"
"Yeah, tell me about it." Roz said.
Dudley finishes up the chips.
"That was good!" he said, as he burped and the audience laughs. "I need something to drink."
"Why don't you get some more champagne?" Roz suggested.
"Good idea!!" Dudley exclaims. "It's a good thing, that I thought of it!!!"
Roz facepalms herself, as the audience laughs at the dog's stupidity.
A stewardess passes by. Dudley gets her attention, by slapping her on the ass.
"Hey stewardess!!!" he shouted. "Bring us three more bottles of your fancy champagne!!"
"Okay, sir." the stewardess said, not too disturbed from his ass slapping.
Dudley turns to Kitty, who had an annoyed look on her face.
"Why did you slap that woman's ass, right in front of me?" she asks.
"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "Force of habit."
"Don't ever let me see you do that again!!" Kitty sniffed. "Unless, you're doing that to me. Yaw got that?"
"Oooh! Looks like someone's being naughty." Dudley said. "Looks like, I have to give someone a spanking, when we get to the Chief's beachhouse later on."
Kitty was about to reply to this, but then stops and thinks about what Dudley had said. Then she smiled sexually.
"Make sure, you're hard on me." she said in a sexy voice, as the audience whoos.
The stewardess returns with the champagne.
"Here you go, sir." she said as she gave Dudley the champagne. "Just holler, if you need me."
She leaves.
Dudley grabs a bottle.
"I love first-class!!!" he exclaims, as he opens up his champagne bottle & started downing it.
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty just shrugged her shoulders at Roz & started pouring some more champagne in her glass.

8 to 9 hours later.
It was around sunset.
It shows Kitty driving a black rental car, with Dudley sitting next to her. Roz, Keswick & the Chief was in the back.
The latter two was fast asleep.
"So, where is this place, Kitty?" Dudley asked.
"It's just up the coast." Kitty answers. "According to the Chief's directions & what the GPS says."
"And the one, who gave you the instructions, is fast asleep!!" Roz said, as she picked up the Chief & shook him. "Wake up!!"
"W-What is it, new agent Katswell?" the Chief asks.
"Kitty, want to know, if you gave her the right directions." Roz said.
"Yeah, they're the right directions." the Chief said. "Please let a flea get some sleep."
Then Roz sets him down & he went back to sleep.
"That's a good thing to know." Kitty said. "I don't wanna get lost up here."
"And you know how it is, with these Long Island people." Roz added.
"Yeah." Kitty & Dudley said in unison, as the audience laughs.
"All we need to do is stop by a store, get food, then we be at the house." Kitty said.
Half an hour later, they reached a pretty fancy beach house.
"Alright, we're here!!" Kitty announced, as she turned the car off.
She turns to Dudley.
"You help Roz with the groceries."
Roz wakes up Keswick & the Chief.
"Wake up!" she said. "We're here!!"
Keswick stretches.
"It's about d-d-d-damn time!!" he said.
"Okay." the Chief started. "Everyone get unpack & pick a room."
Inside.
Kitty had found a room.
It was pretty large, with a bed, dresser, tv, lamps, bathroom, & tables.
"This is a nice-sized room." she said, as she set her suitcase on the bed. "I'm going to enjoy this!!!"
She lays on the bed.
She looks up to see a second door way.
"A second door?" Kitty said, as she stood up. "I wonder, where this leads to?"
She opens the door, to see Dudley in the next room.
He turns to see her.
"Hey, babe." he greeted. "I see, that you found my room."
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she walked in. "I've never been in a house, that had connecting rooms like this."
"Me neither." Dudley said. "That's pretty cool."
Then he starts thinking.
"Hey, Kit-Kat."
"What is it, sweetie?" Kitty asked.
"Let's make our two rooms, one whole big room." Dudley said. "That would be tight!"
"Yes, let's." Kitty said. "Just keep the door open."
Just then, Roz enters Kitty's room.
"Yo, Kitty! Where you at?" she calls.
"In here." Kitty calls.
Roz pokes her head into Dudley's room.
"You ain't doing nothing, are ya?" she asked in a teasing voice, as the audience laughs.
"No!!!" Kitty sniffs. "What the hell do you want?"
"I'm about to go out & get some dinner for everyone." Roz said. "Wanna come?"
"What are you going to get?" Dudley asked.
"Maybe some chicken." Roz said.
"No, thanks." Kitty said. "Me & Dudley's gonna rest up a bit."
"Okay." Roz said, and left.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Wanna rest in my room?" she asked.
"Yeah." Dudley exclaims, as he runs into Kitty's room.

Later.
Dudley was laying in Kitty's bed, eating chicken.
"Damn! This chicken is good!" Dudley said, as he ate a chicken leg, as the audience laughs.
Kitty then walks up in the very same bedtime clothes, that she wore in Chapter 4.
"You don't have to tell me that." Kitty said, as she was about to get in the bed. "That shit's good."
Dudley wipes his hands on some napkins.
"Wait, Kit-Kat." he said. "Before you get into the bed. I need to give you, your spanking now, for what you said in the plane."
The audience whoos to this.
Kitty smiles sexually.
"Mmmm, Dudley." she said. "Be hard on me."
Then Dudley takes out a paddle from hammerspace.
"You wish, is my command." Dudley said, as he lifts the paddle in the air.
Then the sound of Kitty being spanked is heard & her yells is also heard, as it shows the outside of the beach house.
"Ahhhh! Dudley!!!!" she hollers sexually. "Hit me!!! I've been a bad cat girl!!! Ahhh!!!"

Next morning.
Dudley was fast asleep in the bed.
He still had the paddle.
"Yeah." he said in his sleep. "You are a bad girl. A very bad girl!"
The audience laughs at his ass.
Then he suddenly wakes up.
"I smell bacon!!!" he exclaims, as he looks around.
Then he takes another sniff.
"I also smell eggs, sausage, & pancakes!!!"
He looks at a clock.
It was 8:45.
"BREAKFAST TIME!!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he runs out of the room, as the audience laughs.
It shows the kitchen.
Keswick & the Chief was sitting at the table, reading the newspaper, and Kitty & Roz was just finishing up cooking the breakfast.
Kitty was wearing the exact same shorts, socks, shoes, & hairstyle from the day before. But she was wearing a red spaghetti strap shirt, which stops right above her navel.
And Roz was wearing a dark blue t-shirt, which stops right above her navel. Black jeans, which stops midway on her legs. White ankle socks, with red & black striping on top and all black Nikes with white laces & little red striping.
Dudley walks in.
"Breakfast!!!" he exclaims.
Roz turns to him.
"It's about time, someone woke up." she teased.
Kitty sets down a plate in front of Dudley.
Of course, it had plenty of bacon & sausage.
"Here you go, baby." Kitty said.
The Chief looks up at Kitty.
"Did you call agent Puppy, 'baby'?" he asks.
Kitty looks at Dudley.
"Should we tell him?" Kitty asks him.
"Yes." Dudley said, as he turns to the Chief. "Chief. Me & Kitty like each other."
"Well, you suppose to like each other." the Chief said. "You two are partners."
"No. Me & Kitty really like each other." Dudley said.
"Again, you are suppose to like each other." the Chief said, still not getting what Dudley's trying to say.
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Me & Dudley love each other." she said. "And we're currently dating."
"AH HA!!!" Keswick shouted. "I k-k-k-knew it all a-a-along!!!!!"
"What?" the Chief asks. "You two are dating each other?"
"Yeah." Kitty & Dudley said in unison.
The Chief sighs.
"Ah well." he started. "This is certainly a first for TUFF. Two agents dating each other. Well, you two can do whatever you want. You have my blessing."
Then he takes a sip of his coffee.
Dudley looks at Kitty.
"Damn, Kit-Kat. That went better than I thought." he said, as he eats his bacon.
15 minutes later.
Kitty was done with her breakfast.
"God!" she said, as she stretched. "That was good."
"You don't have to tell me that!" Dudley said, as he burped up his plate.
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Hey Dudley. Wanna take a walk with me?" she asks.
"Yes." Dudley said.
"Okay." Kitty said, before being interrupted by the Chief.
"I wanna go out for a walk too!" he shouted.
"Okay, Chief." Kitty said, as she picked him up & put him on her shoulder.
The Chief turns to Keswick & Roz.
"Keswick & Roz. I want you two to keep an eye on my beach house." he ordered.
"Right Chief." Roz said.
The trio leaves, as Keswick & Roz started cleaning up the table.

On the beach.
Kitty & Dudley was walking.
Kitty was awed from the view.
"Wow! This is some view, Chief." she said, as she looked at him.
"Yes, it is agent Katswell." the Chief said. "This place cost a pretty penny."
"I wish, I had enough money for me & Kitty to have a house up here." Dudley said.
The Chief looks at him.
"Sure, this place is good to be at in the summertime." he started. "But being here in the winter is an entire different story."
Then suddenly, Dudley gets hit in the face by a frisbee.
The audience laughs.
"Dudley. You're okay?" Kitty asks.
"Y-Y-Yeah, I'm cool, b-b-b-babe." Dudley said drunkenly, as the audience laughs.
"Where did that frisbee come from?" the Chief asks.
"I know, that frisbee flew by here!!!!" shouted a voice.
"Well, get it then!!" shouted another voice.
Then the belongers of the voices, suddenly walks up to the TUFF trio.
They were Madam Catastrophe & Dr. Rabies.
"Madam Catastrophe & Dr. Rabies!?!" the TUFF trio exclaims.
"TUFF agents!!!!" Rabies & Catastrophe exclaims.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Kitty asks.
"We may be askink you, the very same question?" Catastrophe asks.
"We're on vacation." Kitty said.
"And so are we." Catastrophe said.
Then they stared at each other for five minutes.
"Let's fight!!!" Kitty exclaims.
"Yes." Catastrophe said. "That'll be a wise idea, no?"
"Wait a fuckin' minute!!!" The Chief shouted. "How are we gonna fight, if we didn't bring any weapons?"
Kitty & Catastrophe look at each other.
"Then we use our fists!!!" Kitty said, as she balled up her fists. "This wouldn't be the first time."
"And it wouldn't be the last time, either!" Catastrophe said, as she balled up her fists.
"Oh, come on!!!" Rabies exclaims. "I don't wanna fight. I wanna, what they say; lay on my ass and rest. Fightink can be stressful, no?"
"Yeah, Kitty." Dudley, who suddenly recovered from the frisbee hit added. "I wanna rest. Run on the beach. Play with a frisbee."
"Ja! Me too." Rabies said.
"Alright, shut up!!" the Chief shouted. "I'm calling a truce between us, until this vacation's over. Now I want everyone to shake hands on this."
"Okay, fine with me." Dudley said, as he shook Rabies' hand.
"I'm, what they say; down with that!" Rabies said, as he shook Dudley's hand.
"Alright." Kitty said, as she shook Catastrophe's hand. "Truce?"
"Truce." Catastrophe said, as she shook Kitty's hand.
"Now, that's better." the Chief said.
Rabies slaps his hand on Dudley's shoulder.
"How 'bout you come over to Catastrophe's beach house? I've got this tasty vodka we can drink?"
"I like that plan!!" Dudley exclaims. "I have several bags of marijuana, that we can smoke."
"I love gettink high!!!" Rabies exclaims happily, as the audience laughs.
"Me too!!" Dudley exclaims. "Let's go!"
Then the two white dogs walked away to Catastrophe's beach house.
Kitty looks at her look alike, as Catastrophe had a smile on her face.
"I still don't feelink satisfied with this deal." Catastrophe said. "Why don't we, what they say in this country; kiss and make it complete?"
"What?" Kitty asked. "No way!!"
"Kitty." the Chief said. "Be nice & kiss her already."
"Okay. Okay." Kitty said, as she turns to Catastrophe. "Just a small kiss on the cheek."
"Fine with me." Catastrophe said with a lusty look on her face.
Then Kitty kisses Catastrophe on her cheek.
The audience whoos.
"There. Is everyone happy?" Kitty asked in an irritated tone.
"I am." the Chief said.
"So am I!!!" Catastrophe said. "Don't be mad, Katswell. You'll soon start to like me and we'll both like sisters."
Then she started stroking Kitty's sexy ponytail.
"I am lovink your ponytail!" Catastrophe said. "Can you, teach me how to make my hair like this?"
"Sure." Kitty said, with a small smile. "Let's go."
Then they started going towards Catastrophe's beach house.

Meanwhile, Roz & Keswick had just finishing up cleaning up the kitchen & they was sitting on the couch.
"Whoo!" Roz said, as she put her feet on the table. "Now, that's tiring."
"You can say that again, agent K-K-K-Katswell." Keswick said. "I was never a fan of cleaning up t-t-the kitchen."
Roz turns to him.
"So, have you always had that stutter?" she asks.
"Yes." Keswick said. "The only time, that I don't stutter is, when I get h-h-h-high."
Then he starts sweating. Roz notices this.
"Damn, Keswick! You're sweating up a storm!!" she says. "Why are you sweating so much?"
"Because, this is the longest time, that I've ever spent with a girl!!" Keswick exclaims.
A smile spread across Roz's face.
"Kitty told me about that." she said. "Don't worry. I'm not gonna flirt with you."
Keswick breathes a sigh of relief.
"But I am gonna fuck around with you, though." Roz said, as she stood up.
"W-W-What are you gonna do now, agent K-Katswell?" Keswick asks.
"This." Roz said. "Don't I look good today? Doesn't my shirt, show off my breasts and my sexy, slim figure perfectly?"
Keswick was sweating more & more, as the audience laughs.
"Doesn't my ass, look good in these jeans?" Roz asks.
"AHHHH!!!! GIRL!!!!!" Keswick shouted, as he runs off and hides.
The audience laughs at this.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!" Roz laughs. "I think, I'm gonna enjoy this vacation and fucking around with him."

Later at Catastrophe's beach house.
Kitty had just done doing Catastrophe's hair.
"There." Kitty said. "Now, your hair is in a ponytail."
Catastrophe looks at herself in a small mirror.
"Oh god!" she exclaims. "I am lookink more sexy, than usual!!"
Then she wraps a arm around Kitty's shoulder.
"I am, a sexy lookink bitch, no?" she asks Kitty.
"No." Kitty said, as the audience laughs. "I mean, yes."
"So, what d'you wanna do now?" Catastrophe asks. "How 'bout we get drunk on vodka? Get high?"
"No." Kitty said.
"How 'bout we makeout then?" Catastrophe asks, as the audience laughs and whoos. "You know what they say. All work & no play, makes Kitty a dull, dull girl."
"No, thanks." Kitty said. "I'm straight."
"How 'bout, I cook you somethink to eat?" Catastrophe asks. "You like lobster, no?"
"Yeah." Kitty said. "You got me, with that lobster."
"Okay." Catastrophe said, as she stood up. "One big lobster comink up."
Catastrophe then leaves for the kitchen.
Dudley then walks up to Kitty, all high & shit.
"Hey Kitty babe." he greeted. "How are you feeling, my sexy female feline acquaintance, partner, & lover?"
"Just awful, Dudley." Kitty answers.
"Tell me your troubles." Dudley ask, as he sit on the couch.
"It's just, being friends with Catastrophe." Kitty said. "She act like, she's in love in me, for some strange reason."
"Well." Dudley said. "You are fucking sexy!!"
Kitty blushes.
"Yeah, I know." she said, as the audience laughs.
"Just ignore it." Dudley said. "Why don't you get high with me, Chief & Rabies? That'll make you forget about Catastrophe."
"No thanks, Dudley." Kitty said. "I'll just read this magazine."
"Okay." Dudley said, as he went away. "Remember, the offer's still available."
Kitty starts reading the magazine, when Catastrophe comes up to her with a big-ass lobster on a dish.
"Here's your lobster." she said. "It got all the trimminks & everythink!!!"
"That's fantastic!" Kitty said. "So, where's the mallet?"
Catastrophe laughs.
"Ha!Ha!Ha! Silly Katswell. We don't use mallet."
"So, what are we gonna use to break the fucking lobster with?" Kitty asked.
"We use, my fist!" Catastrophe said, as she set the cooked lobster on the table.
She raises her fist & slams it onto the lobster. And she repeats this several times.
"I think, it's not working." Kitty said.
Then she looks in the direction, where Dudley, Rabies, & the Chief was doing the weed smoking at.
"Oh, Dudley." Kitty called in a sweet voice.
Dudley walks up to her.
"What do you want now, babe?" he asks.
Kitty purposely dropped one of Catastrophe's magazines.
"Ooops! I accidentally dropped my magazines and I can't reach it." she said in a acting voice. "Can you be a darling & pick it up for me please?"
"Sure." Dudley said, as he went to pick up the magazine. "Anything for you, babe."
Kitty picks up the lobster & sets it on Dudley's head.
Then she slams her fist hard on his head, thus breaking the lobster's shell.
The audience laughs at this.
"Ooohhh!!!" Dudley exclaims in pain, as he picked up the magazine. "The place, got mice."
He gives her the magazine.
"There you go, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "If you need me, just holler."
Then he leaves.
Kitty sets the lobster back on the dish & grabs a piece of it's meat.
Catastrophe was impressed.
"Smart thinkink, Katswell." she said, as she grabs a piece of the lobster meat and throws it in her mouth. "Smart thinkink."
"I come off with a good one, every now & then." Kitty said, as she ate some more of the lobster.
An hour & a half later.
The lobster was eaten.
"That lobster was good, Catastrophe." Kitty burped, as the audience laughs.
She blushes.
"Excuse me."
"You cool." Catastrophe said, as she burps. "Wanna drink some of vodka now?"
"No." Kitty said. "I drink only wine, champagne, wine coolers, & sometimes; beer."
Catastrophe then takes out a purple yarn ball & a green yarn ball.
"How 'bout we play, with my yarnballs?" she asks. "I know, that we cats can't resist yarn, no?"
"Yes! " Kitty exclaims. "Let's!"
Then Catastrophe drops the yarnballs & she and Kitty both started playing with them.
The audience awws, whoos, & laughs at this cute & sexy scene.
"So, you are likink the yarn ball playink, no?" Catastrophe asked, as she played with some of her yarn.
"Yes." Kitty said, as she tossed her yarn ball up & down in the air.
"Glad to hear it." Catastrophe purred, as she continued playing.
The yarn playing lasts for about forty minutes. During that time, both cats certainly enjoyed their time playing with the yawn balls & each other's company.
"I'm loving this!!" Kitty purrs, as she tosses her yarn ball over Catastrophe's body.
"So am I!" Catastrophe purred, as Kitty went over her body.
The cats was in their little world. They was so happy & pleased, that they didn't notice that the three weed smokers walked into the room.
Dudley spoke.
"Aww, look!" he started. "Kitty's playing nicely."
Kitty & Catastrophe stops playing with their yawn balls and stood up.
"You playink nice, no?" Rabies asked in a teasing voice, as the audience laughs.
"It isn't what it looks like!!" Kitty exclaims.
"Yes, it is." Dudley said. "You two was playing with yarn balls & having fun with each other."
"Uh, no we wasn't." Catastrophe said with a nervous smile, as her yarn ball falls from her pocket.
The audience laughs, as this happens.
"Yes, you was." the Chief said. "See? I told you, that calling a truce between Catastrophe, will bring out your friendly side, Katswell."
"Oh my god!" Dudley laughs. "Wait until I tell Roz & Keswick. They're gonna laugh!!"
Then he, Rabies, & the Chief took out their cell phones & took pictures and recording.
The audience laughs, as the cats was extremely cross.
Catastrophe turns to Kitty.
"Since they are takink pictures and recordink. Wanna continue this?" she asks, with a smile.
"Might as well." Kitty said, as she started batting the yarn, that was all over Catastrophe's head and shoulders. "Let's give them a show."
"Yeah!" Catastrophe exclaims, as she started batting the yarn, that was wrapped all over Kitty's upper body. "That'll be a wise idea, no?"
"Yes." Kitty said.
Then both cats went back to playing with their yarn balls & each other. Their laughter & purrs started up again also.
"Damn!" Dudley exclaims. "I've never known Kitty, to act this way before."
"I've never known Catastrophe to act this way, either." Rabies said. "And I been knowink her for years."
"This shit is hot!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"This is a turn-on, no?" Rabies asks.
"YES!!!" Dudley & the Chief exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Much later now.
The TUFF trio is back at the Chief's beach house.
Dudley was talking loudly, as he Roz, Kitty & Keswick was in the billiard room, playing a game of pool.
"Oh man!" he said. "You should of seen it! Kitty & Madam Catastrophe was having a yarn orgy, right on the floor! It was sexy!!!"
Keswick & Roz sniggers, as they looked at Kitty.
"Was it fun, sis?" Roz asks, still snickering at her sister's expense.
Kitty gave her an evil look, as the audience laughs.
"Did you two, f-f-f-french kiss?" Keswick snickers.
Kitty was lining up her shot, despite the two laughing at her.
"Yeah, I did it! I played with yarn balls with Madam Catastrophe!" she sniffs, as she made her shot. "I was happy & lost in the moment. You know how it is, when cats have yarn in their sights."
"N-N-N-No." Keswick said.
Kitty turns to Roz.
"I know, that you know, Roz!!" she sniffed. "Especially, after that incident in that store!!"
"Okay. Okay." Roz exclaims, as she turns red in embarrassment. "It's not funny! There's no need to bring that day up."
"So, w-w-w-what happen on that d-d-day?" Keswick asks with a sly smile, as the audience laughs.
Roz turns to him, with a sly smile of her own.
"Just look at me & Kitty's sexy femine figures in our tight shirts." she said. "Don't we look sexy & lovely?"
"AHHHH!!!" Keswick screams. "SEXY ASS GIRLS!!!!!"
Then he runs off & hides again, as the audience laughs.
"You're not fucking around with him, are ya?" Kitty asks, as she made another shot.
Roz laughs.
"Yes." she said.
Kitty slaps a hand onto her twin's shoulder.
"That's my sister! Acting more like me everyday." Kitty said.
"So, what did happen that day?" Dudley asked, as he made a shot.
"Uh, nothing!" Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs. "Nothing!"
Just then, the Chief hops in.
"Well, I hope you three are gonna get ready for supper." he says.
"Why?" Roz asks.
"Because, we're having two guests over." the Chief said.
Kitty sets down her pool cue.
"Lemme take a shot in the dark. It's Dr. Rabies & Madam Catastrophe?" she said.
"Yes." the Chief shouted. "God! You are one smart cat! I should give you a raise!!!"
The audience laughs.
"That's good." Dudley said. "Rabies & me can get zooted up on the green shit, after dinner."
The Chief then turns to Kitty.
"I'll be nice to Catastrophe again & treat her like a friend." she said.
"Good." the Chief said, as he turns to Roz. "New agent Katswell. You & me will cook the dinner."
"Right, Chief." Roz said, as the Chief hops onto her shoulder.
Then they both leave for the kitchen.
Dudley turns to Kitty.
"Wanna go to our room, and do a quickie?" he asks, as the audience whoos.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Let's go."
Then they leave to their room.

That evening.
Rabies & Catastrophe was there now. And everyone was at the dinner table.
Catastrophe & Dudley was arguing.
"I wanna sit next to Katswell!!!" she shouted.
"No! I wanna sit next to Kitty!!!" Dudley shouted.
Kitty comes up to them.
"Guys! Shut the fuck up!!!" she shouted.
Catastrophe & Dudley looks at her.
"I can sit in the middle." Kitty said. "So, you two can sit on either side of me. Does that sound like a plan?"
"Yes." Catastrophe & Dudley said in unison, as the audience laughs.
So Kitty sits in the chair.
Dudley sits on Kitty's right and Catastrophe sits on Kitty's left.
"What's for dinner?" Rabies asks. "I hope, it's somethink good."
Then Roz brings in the dinner, which was three roast turkeys, rolls, & gravy.
"Dinner's serve." Roz said, as she set the turkeys in front of Kitty. "Roast turkeys with rolls and gravy."
"And I helped." the Chief added.
"Now, you gettink me with that turkey." Rabies said. "This shit's gonna be good, no?"
"Lemme carve the turkey for you, babe." Dudley said, as he grabs a knife.
"Net!" Catastrophe exclaims, as she grabs her own knife. "Let me carve the turkey for you, Katswell."
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Okay, Dudley." she said in a sweet voice.
Dudley stuck his tongue at Catastrophe, as the audience laughs.
"Dammit!!!" Catastrophe sniffs, as the audience laughs.
"What's her problem?" Roz asks, as she sat next to Keswick.
"I think, she a b-b-b-bitch." Keswick said, as the audience laughs.
"Ja!" Rabies said, as he ate a turkey leg. "She is."
Catastrophe glares at Keswick & Rabies.
"You are pushink your luck, little boys." she sniffed.
"Stop talking, and let's enjoy this food, I cooked!!!" the Chief shouted.
"What d'you mean you?" Roz asked. "I did all of the cooking!"
"Yeah, that may be true, new agent Katswell." the Chief started. "But I seasoned the gravy."
"Whatever." Roz said, as she started eating the turkey, as the audience laughs.
Later, the dinner was finished.
Dudley was putting his full stomach.
He burps, as the audience laughs.
Kitty picks up a wishbone.
Oh, Dudley." she said in a sweet voice.
"What is it, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked.
"I've got a wishbone here." Kitty started. "Wanna make a wish with me?"
"Yes." Dudley said, as he grabs the other end of the bone. "I hope, it comes true."
They start pulling, until the bone breaks.
Kitty had the larger end.
"I've got the larger end!!!" she exclaims. "Hope my wish comes true!!"
Catastrophe picks up another wishbone.
"Wanna wish with me, Katswell?" she asks. "That'll be a smart thing, no?"
"No!" Kitty said, before getting interrupted by the Chief.
"Katswell!!" he shouted. "Make the damn wish with her!!!"
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Okay." she sighs, as she grabs the other end of the bone.
They start pulling, until it breaks.
Catastrophe had the larger end.
"I've got the larger end!!!" she exclaims. "My wish is gonna come true, no?"
Rabies then stands up & yawns.
"Well, it's time for like they say; hittink the bed." he yawns, as he heads for the door.
"Ya!" Catastrophe said, as she stands up. "This turkey eatink, sure make you full & sleepy, no?"
"Yeah." the Chief said, as he was standing on Kitty's shoulder now. "I think, it'll be wise, that agents Puppy & Katswell help you two to the door."
Then he looks up at her.
"Isn't that right, Katswell?"
"Yes." Kitty said, as she & Dudley stood up.
So they went to the door.
"So, what do you wanna do tomorrow?" Dudley asks Rabies.
"Maybe the same thing, as today." Rabies said. "Especially, gettink high! I, like they say; love the hell outta that shit!!!"
"Sounds like a plan!!" Dudley said, as he fist-bumped Rabies.
"So, what are we gonna do tomorrow, Katswell?" Catastrophe asks. "Wanna get a tan? As I know, that we cats enjoy layink in the sun."
"No, thanks." Kitty said, as she did a fake cough. "I think, I'm feeling a cold coming on."
"KATSWELL!!!" the Chief shouted angrily.
"I mean, I'll be happy to." Kitty said with a irritated smile.
"MY WISH CAME TRUE!!!" Catastrophe exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then she regains her composure.
"Good. And I'll bring the yarn balls again." Catastrophe said.
A real wide smile comes across Kitty's face, as the audience laughs.
"Really?" she asks.
"Maybe." Catastrophe started. "Matter of fact, we just might spend the whole day, just playink with yarn balls & other cat toys. Maybe, we can get your sister into the act too, and it'll be like they say; a threesome, no?"
"I don't know, if Roz wants to play, but I'll mention it to her." Kitty said. "So, until tomorrow then?"
"Ya!" Catastrophe said, as she grabs Kitty and hugs her.
This lasts for seven minutes, until she breaks it up.
"Until tomorrow, no?" Catastrophe asks.
"Yes." Kitty said.
"Have a, what they say; good night, no?" Catastrophe said.
Dudley closes the door and the Chief locks it.
"Well." the Chief said. "It's time for bed. Hope you two go to bed right away?"
"Yes, we are." Kitty said.
Then Roz & Keswick walks up.
The Chief turns to them.
"New agent Katswell & Keswick." he started. "Everything's cleaned up?"
"Y-Y-Y-Yep." Keswick said.
"Good." the Chief said, as he hopped onto Keswick's head. "Now, take me to my room now."
"W-W-What do I look like?!" Keswick sniffs. "A f-f-f-fuckin' taxi!?!"
Then he goes to the Chief's room.
Roz turns to Dudley & Kitty.
"That Keswick. He's something else." she laughs. "I sure, enjoyed fucking around with him today."
"So, you're gonna do that again tomorrow?" Dudley asked.
"Hell yeah!!!" Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs. "I'm gonna do this for the rest of the vacation!!"
Then she turns and walks towards her room.
"Good night, Dudley. Good night 'Yarn Ball'." she said as she laughs. "Ha!Ha!Ha! Yarn ball."
"Well, we might as well turn in too, Dudley." Kitty said.
"Who's bed are we gonna sleep in?" Dudley asked.
"Let's sleep in your bed." Kitty said in a sexy voice, as the audience whoos. "After we get done snuggling."
"YES!!!" Dudley exclaims. "One of my wishes come true!!! Hi-gee-gee!!!"
Then he runs off to his room, and Kitty follows.

In Dudley's room.
Kitty & Dudley was in his bed, kissing and snuggling.
"So." Dudley said. "How did you enjoy your first day of vacation, babe?"
"You want the truth?" Kitty asks.
"Yes." Dudley said. "I won't tell anybody."
"Okay." Kitty said, as she turns to him. "I quite enjoyed it."
"How about your time with Madam Catastrophe, Kitty?" Dudley asked in a teasing voice, as the audience whoos. "Did you enjoy that?"
Kitty looks at him.
"Yes. I really enjoyed it." she started. "She's not that bad of a cat. I really enjoyed her beach house. She can cook a great lobster, and she....."
"And she have some great yarn balls." Dudley finished, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah. That too." Kitty said, as she blushed from embarrassment. "You know, Dudley. She can be my new secret friend."
"I know, what you mean, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Rabies is just like me in every way, except for the goatee, eye patch, & russian accent. God! I can't wait, until tomorrow. We gonna get high as mothafuckas again!!!"
Kitty & the audience laughs at Dudley's love for getting buzzed.
"You're so funny, baby." she said, as she pinched Dudley's cheek in a sweet voice. "You're so funny."
Dudley laughs.
"Cut it out, Kitty!" he laughs.
Then he looks at the clock.
It was late.
"It's getting late, Kit-Kat." he said. "Let's go asleep. Being with Rabies all day, sure makes you tired."
"Okay, baby." Kitty said.
"Good night, Kitty." Dudley said his final words, before falling asleep. "I love you."
"Good night, Dudley baby." Kitty said. "I love you too."
Then she looks at the camera.
"I hope, that you enjoyed this chapter." she started. "This is part 1. The next chapter will be part 2 of this two chapter story arc. Will I play with yarn balls in the next chapter? Will Roz finally explains that embarrassing day? Will I get high? You gotta tune in next time to see. Good night!"
Then she does a sexy headpose & turn off the light.
The audience applaudes.
A/N: And whoever gets the reference, on how Kitty break the lobster on Dudley's head right. Gets a cookie or a mention before the next chapter.
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