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Subtext Is So Not The Pretext	By : tecate Category: Kim Possible > FemmeSlash - Female/Female > Kim/Shego Views: 19901 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible. More storyline, you know plot developments and what not, and um no… no sex in this chapter! Maybe you were feeling oversexed like Ron so I’m giving you a break. Plus Kim and Shego can’t be at it all the time, Kim has school and Shego has to file her nails!

Chapter 10: Sunday’s Showers Bring Monday’s Flowers
“Isn’t this a beautiful Monday morning?” Betty Director cheerfully sang to Agent Will Du as he entered her office.
“Um, sure it is,” Will class=GramE>replied setting a classified folder on her desk.
“I classified the KiGo report as you requested,” the young agent informed his one-eyed boss. “Is there any particular reason why it needed to be level five clearance?” Will questioned thinking that the elevated level of rank personnel had to be to gain access to the file was a little excessive. “Shego practically outted herself at 2000 Pride and there’s no way Kim Possible is… Is she?” he asked.
Betty quietly smiled at him. “In this business it’s best to keep things secret even if they aren’t really secrets.” the Director of Global Justice explained to him.
“They’re playing a dangerous game,” Du sniffed frowning. “Remember how it ended with you and Sheridan.”
“This will be different,” Dr. Director told him. “I can tell Kim feels the same for her!” Betty assured him. “And she isn’t going to walk away from her as I did.”
“Run,” Will added flashing Betty a crooked smile. “You ran!”
“Yes,” Betty sighed looking away from him and folding her arms behind her back. “Ran screaming like a little pussy!”
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Kim opened her eyes and slammed her hand down on her alarm clock that had not yet rung. The Middleton High School head cheerleader leapt out of bed and hummed all the way to her bathroom. She showered and put her makeup on as fast as she could. The teenager emerged from her bathroom and went to her computer to cue up the theme song from Saturday night. Kim started to dress for school dancing to the beat of Madonna. The beat echoed through the whole house, pulsing down to where the doctors Possible were getting ready to leave for work.
“She’s in such a good mood today,” James commented to his wife.
“She’s in love,” Mrs. Dr. Possible pointed out to him kissing her rocket scientist husband as she rushed out of the door.
“In love?” Dr. Possible questioned, “With Ronald?” He put on his lab coat and headed out the door too.
The twins were in the breakfast nook finishing their eggs when their older sister came into the kitchen. The Tweebs looked at her and laughed.
Kim didn’t even pay attention to their devilish snickers. She was in too good of a mood to let the Tweebs bother her. “I want you in my car ready to go in five minutes,” she bossed taking out a nearly empty carton of milk and tasting a sample of it straight from the container.
“Kim is it true?” Jim asked.
“Is what true?” Kim replied gulping down the milk.
“Mom said you were in love,” Tim said.
“WHAT?” she choked spitting out the milk she had in her mouth.
“Ooo it is true,” the Tweebs chimed.
“It is NOT true!” Kim thundered raising her voice.
“Are you going to marry Ron and have a million kids?” Tim questioned.
“NO, no, NO! No more of this!” Kim screeched grabbing her backpack and folding her arms. “I’m NOT in love with RON!” she seethed, turning to pour the last of the milk in the sink. The Tweebs just giggled. “Let’s go!” Kim yelled angrily while herding the two giggling boys out the door.
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Shego woke up late. She stretched and slowly got dressed into her usual jumpsuit. The super villain really needed to train but she wanted to make a little pit stop first. She walked out of her room and towards the lair’s gym. The thief was hoping her employer would be too busy with his schemes to miss her and if not then she would just work out and wait for a chance to escape. She passed Drakken in his lab putting out a small fire. Perfect. She laughed and stopped at the doorway. “It’s better to barbeque outside!” she snickered at him.
“I just can’t get this darn thing to work,” Dr. Drakken grumbled putting the fire extinguisher away. “And now I’m out of yPods!”
“YPods?” Shego echoed frowning at Drew. “You’re trying to use yPods to take over the world again?” She sucked her teeth at him and shook her head. “Whatcha gonna do this time, replace everyone’s playlist with show tunes?”
“No!” Drew snapped looking at the melted glasses.
“Oh I see, this time you’re gonna give ‘em cool shades, that way no one can tell how old your geriatric zombies really are,” the hired sidekick sarcastically replied looking at the smoldering heap of sunglasses and yPods.
“No zombies, no mind control!” Drew stated taking out a new pair of ear bud enhanced sunglasses, “And thankfully Shego, no radio towers!”
The villainess cringed slightly. She was happy for that! “So what ARE you doing then?” she asked almost interested.
“Oh it’s so genius…” Drakken boasted proudly, starting his speech.
“You know what, never mind” the green henchwoman dismissed seeing this was going to be a long drawn-out explanation and she really could care less. “I’ll be in the gym if you need me Dr. D.” Don’t need me!
“It’s really brilliant!” Dr. Drakken bellowed after her.
“Sure it is!” she yelled back to him. Shego stopped the gym and set a routine training sequence to begin in five minutes. She hoped the sound would keep her employer from looking for her. She quietly slipped out to the hanger. She wanted to pay a little visit to Middleton High.
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After lunch Kim and Monique walked down the hall towards Kim’s locker.
“Talk to me baby girl,” Monique pressed Kim knowing by her constant humming and unusual giddiness something was up. “I know somethin’s been stirrin’ your honey!” Monique probed the redhead for answers.
The teen just smiled back at her best girl friend. “I don’t kiss and tell,” Kim hinted opening her locker and sighing at the picture of Shego.
“Oh, NO WAY!” Monique squealed reaching into Kim’s locker and pulling out two roses with the stems intertwined together. One was red without thorns and the other was pale green with huge thorns that were nearly purple at the tips.
“And there’s a card too,” Monique cooed to the stunned Kim Possible. Her ebony friend held the card up and Kim grabbed it from her. “Ooo girl and it’s scented,” she sang. “Okay, so who’s the new bee?” Monique questioned smelling the roses. “Because he can pollinate my garden anytime,” she sighed leaning back against the lockers.
“It’s just someone I met this past weekend,” Kim lied opening the card. “Don’t tell Ron,” the cheerleader warned looking over the letter at her best friend.
“Well now I know it’s definitely not Ron,” Monique replied looking serious. “Not like he could ever be THIS romantic.”
“Ron IS romantic,” Kim interjected. There was two seconds of silence then both girls started laughing.
“Okay, okay, gimme the flowers and go to class,” Kim told her other best friend taking them from her. She smelled the roses and put them back into her locker taking another look at Shego’s picture as she did so. Who knew you were romantic! She ran off to class with the card in hand.
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Drew kept retooling his designs for his yPod sunglasses. He had perfected the video camera that projected images onto the inside of the shades but the sound wasn’t coming in. He tried them several times still with no success. What am I missing? All of his attempts just left him with a headache and a nasty ringing in his ears. “I know,” he said thinking about one of the ongoing research experiments at Go Tech. He pushed the button to Shego’s videocom. “Oh Shego,” he called.
“Oh!” Shego gasped, “What is it Dr. D.?” She had just returned to the lair and was a little startled by Drakken’s sudden intrusion.
“I need you to get a little something for me,” her blue employer grinned.
“FINALLY!” Shego smiled ear to ear. “Something evil!”
“Err, yes I need you to get me a case of video yPods and a neuron amplifier,” Dr. Drakken instructed the image on the screen.
“Okay, yPods no problem.” She had hoped for a little more action. She could just buy the yPods and not even bother with stealing them she thought. “And a what exactly?” the green sidekick asked.
“A neuron amplifier,” Drakken repeated as if everyone on the planet had several of them in their garage.
“Okayyyy,” she hesitated uncertain of that exactly that was or where to get one. “Where do I get one of those and yeah, what does it do?”
“It will allow me…” Drew paused, an idea forming in his head, “…to make better Synthodrones.”
“Will it make ‘em less like cockroaches when ya squish them?” Shego joked making a pinching gesture with her thumb and index finger.
“Umm no…” the scientist muttered pausing and thinking. “Just much SMARTER!” he lied finally, grinning with all of his teeth showing.
“Okay I’ll be ready in ten minutes,” Shego stated turning off the videocom and leaning against the wall. “Whew.” That was close. KPKPKPKP
Kim took out the scented card to read it again. It smelled like Shego’s perfume and just the slightest whiff made the redhead’s mind fill with thoughts of her weekend with the most wanted woman in the world.
Hello Princess,
Please forgive my rather hasty exit last night. Believe me I didn’t wanna leave, but I’m a thief after all and I don’t like getting caught. Although, the look on your father’s face just might have been worth the trip to prison.
Thanks for turning on all the lights in your backyard, I needed a little challenge. Luckily I blend in well with shrubbery.
I’ve found that even though I’m not in chains I’m still somehow bound to you. Your scent is all over me. It follows me everywhere. I wonder Princess, can you smell me too? Have you been sitting there in class all day thinking about me? That’s the funny thing about desire, how when we lust for something just the mere hint of it can slowly consume us. Like tasting the forbidden fruit; are the rewards worth the consequences or is the taste alone too powerful to resist? I don’t know where this is leading us, but I don’t want it to stop!
Meet me tomorrow morning during your free period. I’ll be waiting in the faculty parking lot.
P.S. You really need to get a better picture of me for your locker.
SG
Kim Possible smelled the card one more time and stowed it safely into her backpack. She returned to watching the clock on the wall tick down the seconds just itching for the bell to ring. She looked around the room and then inhaled deeply. She could still smell her enemy on her. She closed her eyes and felt the air around her warm as if Shego was standing right behind her.
The villain’s soft hot lips brushed the back of her neck and Shego’s voice rumbled in her ear, “Mmm Kimmie, am I all over you?” “Yes,” Kim breathed. She felt the thief’s arm wrap around her and snake down the front of her body. “Do you want me inside you?”
“Oh God yes!” She spread her legs to give herself to the irresistible evil woman.
The bell rang making her jerk out of her forming daydream. The cheerleader ran out of class down to her locker. She quickly took the roses out and put them into her backpack just as Ron strolled up to her locker.
“Hey KP!” Ron yelled behind her.
“Oh Ron!” Kim jumped gasping and slamming the locker door closed, “You scared me.”
“Since when does anyone scare you?” the blonde asked looking at her weird.
BEEP BEEP BE-BEEP! The Kimmunicator went off.
“What’s up Wade?” Kim answered.
“Drakken and Shego…” Wade began.
“I’m on my way,” the hero grinned not even waiting for the junior genius to tell her where to go.
“Come on,” she said grabbing her boyfriend by the shirt and pulling him towards the student parking lot.
Kim got into her car and started changing into her mission suit. Ron looked away nervously. She saw him blushing. “Come on Ron, it’s not like you haven’t seen me naked.” She threw his mission pants at him. “Get dressed already.”
Ron laughed a little and started to take off his regular pants. Kim finished getting dressed and turned on the car’s built in Kimmunicator. The image of Wade Load came in. “Go Tech biorobotics wing,” he directed and Kim nodded.
“Hold on Ron!” she cautioned, warming up the jet engines in her trunk and flipping out the car’s wings.
The boy was still trying to get his clothes changed as a flight helmet popped out of the glove compartment hitting him in the head. Kim ignited the turbo boosters and the car sped down the parking lot taking flight over the soccer field.
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“Where is it Dr. D?” Shego asked blasting through another locked laboratory door.
“It should be here,” Dr. Drakken growled to his sidekick as she ransacked the place. “Ah, I’ve found it,” the blue man grinned devilishly. He walked toward to a small sterile containment box in the corner of the lab.
“Now I just need something to transport it in,” he reported looking around for a suitable container. “Hand me that canister Shego,” he instructed his henchwoman pointing to an empty sterile container on a shelf just out of his reach.
“If you wanna go back to college, you might wanna try enrolling,” Kim Possible’s voice rang from the blasted hole in the doorway.
“Oh, but I’m so close!” Drew whined, “SHEGO!”
“I’m all over her!” the super powered villain growled lighting her hands with green fire and racing towards the young crime fighter. “Am I all over you Princess?” she purred under her breath throwing an enflamed punch she already knew the hero was going to deflect.
“As much as I’m all over you!” Kim hissed in a forced whisper blocking Shego’s fist and kicking the villain in the side barely making contact.
Ron ran into the room still trying to get his pants buttoned. “I’m here KP!”
“Stop Drakken,” Kim shouted dodging Shego’s green fists as her nemesis swiped backwards at her face.
“What’re you doing here?” Kim questioned under her breath to the green villain as she grabbed Shego’s wrists and flipped her to the floor. The thief stuck out her leg and tripped the younger woman on the way down and Kim fell to the floor as well.
“Working,” Shego snarled looking over at the young crime fighter. “I do have a job to do here!”
The two women flipped to their feet and went at it again. The super villain locked fingers with the young hero and pushed her out of the lab and into the deserted hallway.
Ron buckled his belt and ran over to where Dr. Drakken was trying to place several chips into a small cylinder. The boy started trying to pull the scientist’s arms out of the containment unit.
“Careful!” the blue madman cautioned as the blonde sidekick pushed him into the box. Drakken tried to kick him away but missed. Rufus jumped onto the doctor and ran up his arm biting him through the protective glove of the containment unit. “Yowwww,” the evil scientist yelped from the pain of the bite dropping one of the neuron amplifiers. “It’s always that darn rodent!”
The small hole left by the naked mole rat was just big enough for one of the chips to be wiggled free from the sterile case and Drew saw his opportunity. He stuck his tongue out at the rodent and boy buffoon while working the tiny chip into his hand. Ron was still trying to pull the madman’s arms out of the gloves. Finally Drakken stopped resisting the sidekick and his arms flew back out of the box sending Ron back with it.
The blue man clenched the tiny chip in his fist and yelled to his supercharged sidekick, “Playtime’s over Shego!” Dr. Drakken turned and ran off toward his waiting helicopter.
“Later Kimmie!” Shego yelled leaning in and kissing her. “See ya tomorrow,” she whispered.
Kim ran after her nemesis and jumped onto the helicopter’s ladder. “Give it up Shego!” she growled as the helicopter slowly ascended into the air.
“Sorry Princess, you don’t have a ticket for this flight,” the green woman sneered kicking the advancing hero off the ladder to the rooftop below.
Ron ran up to the roof to meet them. “I don’t think they took anything Kim,” he hollered breathlessly to her over the sound of the helicopter blades.
“They’d still be here if they hadn’t,” she seethed with a stern look on her face. “I’m going after them.” She ignited her rocket shoes and flew off after the pair of criminals. The teen landed gently on one of the helicopter’s landing skids. Shego looked over the side and smiled at her. Kim held on tight as the ‘copter sped off towards the seaside lair.
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