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Troubled Times	By : Silent Pluto Category: +G through L > Hey, Arnold! Views: 12921 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Pineapples for Everyone!

“I can’t believe this.” Gerald mumbled for what was the hundredth time since they left the park.
“Don’t worry Gerald.” Arnold said trying to console his friend but doesn’t really know how to because of the circumstance.
“I’m not worried! Shit! I just can’t believe it!” Gerald exaggerated as he paced to floor of Arnold’s attic bedroom.
“Well, believe it cowboy.” Helga said dis-heartedly, still trying to sort the latest events of the day, hoping she did the right thing.
After Lisa stormed off, phoebe left too, helga wanted to go with her hoping to give her some comfort, but the Asian girl just brushed her off mumbling something about wanting to be left alone. Helga tried to call phoebe’s cell phone almost a dozen times but got no answer.
So now Gerald, Arnold and helga were now lounging in Arnold’s room at his house, not knowing where else to go, and what else to do. And Gerald wasn’t in the mood to talk to anyone outside their circle. Arnold just hoped Gerald didn’t have anymore pent up anger to take out on the furniture in his room. Thankfully, the furniture was safe, but the carpet is going to have a worn out look where Gerald is pacing back and forth.
“Well, at least this leaves my arm open for junior prom.” Gerald laughed sadly.
“What an asinine thing to say.” Helga sighed, as she lounged on Arnold’s bed. She knew she was taking liberties, but couldn’t help herself. She’s never actually been ‘in’ Arnold’s room before, she felt kind of giddy being here. She’s always eavesdropped and peered into the room from the roof, but that was all. Plus it was very comforting. The room was …well cool! Who else has a remote controlled room? That lived in urban New York?
Gerald finally stopped pacing at her remark.
“What else am I supposed to do then helga? If I bitch about this it won’t change anything!” Gerald exploded.
“You know what, I’m not phoebe so don’t bite off my head! No one said you couldn’t bitch about it! Bitching in a situation like this is normal! Heck bitching about anything is normal, just don’t bitch at other people who have nothing to do with it!” Helga shouted as she sat up on Arnold’s bed, not wanting to leave it’s welcoming softness.
“Nothing to do with it?! Fuck! Helga you called me over there! If it wasn’t for you then…..” Gerald caught himself, before he plopped down on Arnold‘s small sofa. “Aww never mind.”
Helga just rolled her eyes and laid back down on Arnold’s bed like a content kitty.
Arnold just shook his head watching Gerald and helga snap back at each other. He smirked as helga squirmed on his bed.
“Helga, please take your shoes off. I don’t want dirt on my bed.”
“Nag.” she muttered as she kicked off her shoes, not caring where they flew, her left landing on top of Gerald head.
“Hey!” he growled, tossing it back at her head.
“Ouch! If you going to be a bitch all day then go home Gerald!” Helga said.
“Why don’t you go home? In fact what are you still doing here anyway helga?” Gerald snarled.
“Because I can. Don’t ask stupid questions meat wad. Why should I leave anyway, I like it just fine right where I am.” she said sighing contently rubbing against Arnold’s covers, inhaling his scent through sheets.
Gerald just laughed, “Another nympho.”
“Hey there Arnold! What’s all the shouting about?” Arnold’s grandfather said walking through the bedroom door.
“Nothing grandpa, just Gerald and helga.” Arnold said eying helga on his bed feeling his cock twitch as she bounced on his bed. ‘God my sheets are gonna smell like her until I wash them! Well..if I wash them heh.’
“Helga? That girl is here? Was wondering who you eyeballing like candy in here, thought you and Gerald were-”
“Grandpa!” Arnold gasped, towards his grandfathers train of thought.
“Well, I was just saying. Thank heavens, too. Back in my day -”
“Grandpa!!” Arnold shouted as his face flushed red from embarrassment.
“Oh alright.” grandpa sighed, smiling to himself, just his wife strolled in with a hula dancers outfit on.
“Uhhhh..Pookie how was your day?” he asked watching his wife dance past him back and forth in the hallway.
“Just fine dear, I was thinking to try Hawaiian for dinner! What do you think boys?” she said happily.
“Hey what about me?” Helga said happily sitting up. ‘Finally I get to have dinner at his house! I wonder if she’ll make something out of a volcano! She seems capable of that. Hah!’
“Oooh hello there hula! Haven‘t seen ya about in awhile! What happened to your arm?” Arnold’s grandmother said hula dancing into Arnold’s room.
“Gerald’s what happened to my arm!” Helga snorted.
“So what‘s on the menu tonight, grandma?” Arnold said watching helga as she started to dance with his grandmother. ‘Odd, helga seems to indulge the attention grandma gives her, I wonder if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Oh well she seems to be having fun.’
“Hawaiian pizza! I made way too much. I think I made over 10! Not sure though. Got a bit carried away, I guess.“ She hula danced with her eyes closed in concentration. “Pineapples for everyone!!!!!!” she shouted spontaneously.
Helga giggled, as Gerald shook his head, making his way out the door to the food downstairs.
“Come on helga, I’ve got a hula skirt just your size!” Arnold’s grandmother said grabbing helga’s hand, before heading out the door.
“But! Hey wait a minute! Isn’t it gonna be like 40 degrees tonight or something?” Helga said eying Arnold for help.
“Nonsense. With the boarding house generator it’s like 80! Since you’re so worried about the cold you should spend the night! Arnold hasn’t had a Hawaiian sleepover in ages!” Arnold’s grandmother laughed out loud, dragging Helga by her good arm behind her.
Arnold looked to his grandpa as they headed to the kitchen.
“Don’t worry Arnold, she’ll be fine. Your grandmother needs the girl company anyhow. Helga’s a tough girl, she can take it.” Arnold grandfather said. “Now on to important matters!”
“Huh?” Arnold said as they reached to kitchen to find Gerald already started on a pizza of his own.
“Hey! This actually tastes good! Arnold your grandmother must’ve had a memory relapse or something!” Gerald laughed.
“Now Arnold I know your serious about helga.” Grandpa started.
“Huh? Who told you?” Arnold said, agonizing over his grandfather giving him the birds and bees talk, which is very embarrassing with your girlfriend is right upstairs.
“No one! It was all a matter of time. Plus I kept catching that girl spying into your room from the roof! Sneaky lil thing!” Grandpa muttered.
“What?” Arnold said, biting into a slice of pizza.
“Never mind. I want to talk about great-grandchildren! Yup!”
“What?!” Arnold said choking on his pizza.
“Don’t worry. Me and your grandmother will be here, if you need anything! Since you both are blonde, I’m guessing we’ll be seeing a lot of little light bulbs running around.” Grandpa went on.
“Ha, ha! Little light bulbs! You know what Arnold, this is the best I’ve felt all day.” Gerald laughed as he guzzled his soda.
“Uh, grandpa let’s talk about this later, please.” Arnold said shaking nervously. “Oh my god! I’m only 17! Sure I want to have sex with helga, but kids! I’m not ready for kids! If I don’t stop him now grandpa is going to talk me into a heart attack!’
“Alright, short man. It is important you know. But let’s see how much pizza we can eat before everyone else comes home! hehehe. That oughta show em!” Grandpa snickered evilly. “Gone bowling without me they did! Heh!”
“uh…Right.” Arnold muttered eating his slice of pizza.
“Hey, Arnold since you kiddies are still sperm then you can call them your little fire-flies!” Gerald said with a smirk on his face and his mouth full of pizza.
“Gerald shut up.” Arnold snorted trying not to laugh at the idea of it.
“Ok, ok I guess little light bulbs is better.” Gerald laughed.
“How am I ever going to live this down?” Arnold muttered to himself.
“Ok boys the entertainment has arrived!” He heard his grandmother say as she sauntered into the room. Seeing his grandmother in a coconut bikini wasn’t something Arnold ever wanted to experience.
“Pookie maybe you should have kept my palm tree shirt on.” His grandpa suggested.
“Nonsense, I must keep it as the youngster say ‘oh nat-tu-ral’!” she swayed this way and that sweeping the floor with her hula skirt.
“Uh, where’s helga?” Arnold asked, wondering if reality finally set in the girl high-tailed it back home. It’s already nightfall and he didn’t want her walking home by herself.
“Helga dear! Come on don’t be shy!” His grandmother sang as she danced.
“Umm, maybe this is a bad idea.” He heard helga whimper nervously in the hallway, obviously hiding.
“Oh come now! Don’t make me pinch your tush!” His grandmother chuckled as she walked back to the hallway to present helga, pushing her from behind.
“Whoa!” he whistled at her as he took in her appearance. In truth helga wore the same ensemble as his grandmother, but she looked better in it! She filled in areas that his grandmother lacked with age. Everything about her said “eye-candy”, with her gauze wrapped arm as an exception.
“Nice coconuts!” he smiled lecherously, making helga’s face go as red as a tomato.
“Aren’t they? Isn’t she just perfect darling? Oh Helga you’ve grown so much! Isn’t she just beautiful?” his grandmother gushed over helga.
“Um…thank you.” Helga said nervously. Then her stomach growled, before she could untangle herself from Arnold’s grandmother to make her way to the cooling pizzas.
“So helga how’s your arm doing?” grandpa asked, eyeing her injured arm.
“Oh it’s doing ok, it aches a bit, but I’m alright.” she said reaching for a slice of pizza off of Arnold’s plate.
“She’s got meds to take like 3 times a day to keep the pain away.” Arnold added.
“Tell the whole world why don’t cha.” she growled, as she eyed the pizza in her hand.
“Wait!” Arnold said grabbing the slice from her hand, before it entered her mouth.
“What?! Crimity football head give it back!” she growled.
“Did you take your medication?” Arnold asked.
“Arnold.” she said.
“What?”
“You are going to drive me insane!!!!” she screeched.
“I’ll get them.” Gerald offered running off to Arnold’s room for her pills.
“Aww don’t they remind you of us when we were their age darling?” Arnold’s grandmother sighed watching her grandson argue with what she’s hoping her future daughter-in-law.
“Yeah, too much!” Grandpa replied, mumbling the end under his breath.
“What was that?” Grandma asked.
“Nothing dear! A slip of the denture that’s all. Think I got some pineapple stuck! Hehe.” he replied.
“Oh, a little floss will get it. Oh just look at her! The sparks in her eyes when she looks at him that way.” she sighed.
“Yup!” he replied ‘Like she’s going cover him with hot tar!’
“Ahh to be young.” she sighed again.
Noticing the way his wife was eyeing the two teenagers, was making grandpa uncomfortable, he loved his wife to death but when she gets started on something she doesn’t stop!
“You know what pookie let’s go see a movie!” he suggested.
“Oh how wonderful! Let’ see Godzilla!” she smiled.
“Uh.. Of course!!” he smiled. ‘Why is it she likes to watch movies where someone or something destroys the city? Preferably our city?!’ Then he noticed Arnold and helga stopped fighting, he turned to find them in each others arm kissing. And his wife sighing again. God lord these teenagers, he only meant to tease Arnold about great grandchildren early. Even scare him a little, hormones are winning the battle.
“Or maybe a romance movie like fried green tomatoes.” she said thoughtfully.
‘Oh god no! I hate that movie!!! It’s boring and it’s too damned long! Like them steel magnolia’s chits!’ “Oh pookie! Don’t be silly Godzilla is way more fun! Let’s so we can make it to the matinee! Free popcorn!” he suggested.
“Cool! You know what? I want milk duds, too!” she said standing up to get dressed for their date.
“Perfect! You go get ready pookie, I’ll go warm up the car!” he said happily.
“Ok! Now helga, don’t you dare leave this house tonight! Heard it’s going to rain pretty good. Don’t want that sweet head of yours getting wet!” she said firmly before leaving the kitchen.
“Don’t worry about her, she’s just happy for company. The boarding house is full of people, but none of them really pay any attention to her. I don’t think she wants you to leave.” Grandpa grinned, as he went out the door to turn on his car.
“And to think I didn’t even ask to stay the night over! What am I? Ten years old?” Helga snorted obviously not caring leave anyway. ‘I know how she feels. No one really pays any attention to me at home either.’ she thought.
“Alright got them! I swear helga you have way to much stuff in your bag!” Gerald said running into the kitchen, handing her pills to Arnold before returning to his pizza.
“Give me those. I don’t need to be hand fed!” she snapped, grabbing the bottle, popping a pill in her mouth.
All of a sudden they heard ‘Drop it like it’s hot’ ring-tone go off in Gerald’s pocket.
“I like that song.” Helga muttered swallowing the water Arnold handed to her.
“Hello!” Gerald answered as he moved to the hallway to take his call.
“So what else can we do tonight?” Helga asked whispering in Arnold’s.
“Play nuts!” Arnold smirked.
“Uh..I don’t get it. What nuts?” Helga asked confused. ‘The hell kind of game is that?!’
“It’s simple, I play with your coconuts, and you play with my-”
“Arnold!” she shrieked, elbowing him in the stomach.
“What? I was just emphasizing what’s on my mind right now.” Arnold winked.
“You pervert!” Helga blushed, but then whispered. “But what about Gerald?”
“Ok guys I gotta go!” Gerald said, as he strolling in before Arnold could answer helga.
“Why?” Arnold asked, torn between wanting to console his best-friend, and being with helga.
“My mom baked chocolate cake! And right now that sounds really good.” Gerald said taking two whole pizzas and putting them in aluminum foil.
“Your going to drown your sorrows in chocolate cake?” Helga asked with food in her mouth.
“That and play video games with my brother until my eyes grow sore.” He admitted. “Don’t worry Arnold I’ll be fine!”
“But it’s gonna rain, any minute now!” Arnold started.
“I’ll be home before the downpour!” Gerald shouted grabbing his bag that was next to the front door! “See you guys Monday!”
Another few minutes went by and Arnold’s grandmother flew out the door also.
“So…it’s just us.” Arnold whispered licking helga’s throat.
“Yo! Arnold is that pizza I smell?” one of the tenants yelled from the from door as it slammed opened.
“Great! The whole house is home!” Arnold muttered.
“I‘d better call home.” Helga snickered. ‘Here’s the hard part! I hope Bob’s not home! He’ll drill for information, I hate that! Damn!’
“Come on, let’s go to my room!” Arnold said pulling helga from the table.
“God Arnold! I’m trying to think here!” she whimpered. “Slow down!”
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