CAUGHT!!!! | By : Ramsey Category: +1 through F > Daria Views: 16278 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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This had to be the weirdest meeting of the Lawndale High fashion club ever in its long and illustrious history.
Sandi had someway gotten the rest of the fashion club members out of their afternoon classes for this emergency meeting. Apparently the Fashion club was the only club in the school that actually brought in some sort of money for the school. So obviously Ms. Li loved them. So obviously if anyone fucked with them they found themselves looking down a very dark and unpleasant hole.
Jane sat facing the group of Fashion vixens (or victims if you will) thinking of where this had to start. She only really had a half formed thought of where the fuck this was going? How was she going to use these girls who were both thick of skull and think of eyeliner to help Daria? All she knew was that it started with them and they had to get it fixed.
“Okay, Sandi,” Quinn was the first to chirp when she eyed Jane glaring at her. “While I’m sure we are all thankful to get out of class earlier I just have to know why she is here?”
“Yeah” Tiffany drawled. “Is this like an emergency makeover or something?”
Stacy suddenly jumped to her feet and dashed over to Jane and started to paw her clothes and hair.
“You know with a few more colors and a nice crop on your hair and a few bangles…”
Jane gave a quick frightened look to Sandi and said, “get her off me! Get her off me!”
Sandi rolled her eyes, “like, Stacy, I think you need to lay off the speed pills a bit.”
Stacy suddenly looked like Sandi had shot her dog, or mother, or worse yet her collection of 17 magazines.
“WHY?”
“Look, we know they help you stay slim but your getting way to hyper,” she replied haughtily. “Now sit!”
Stacy obeyed like a good little dog.
“Number 7 on my list of things I never want to go through is checked off,” Jane muttered to herself.
“All right, Jane,” Sandi said sneering her name. “I got everyone here. Now tell us what you want and what is going on?”
Jane took a deep breath, bracing herself to tell these people everything she knew.
By the end of the tale every fashion club member was staring at Jane in embarrassment or disbelief. All except one.
“I don’t get it,” Tiffany dragged out.
“Stop it, the shock may kill me,” Jane deadpanned.
“Tiffany, she’s saying she knows about your toy and stuff we do that she should die foe knowing.” Sandi filled in.
“No, not that,” the words dragged out again. “I mean I don’t get why it’s a big deal.”
Everyone just stared at Tiffany before saying “huh?”
“I mean,” she dragged on. “We all do it so why is it such a big deal?”
“Tiffany, that is like just not something you talk about, okay? Its icky!” Quinn interjected.
“If it’s so ‘icky’,” Jane mimicked, “then why were you oil drilling this morning?”
Quinn blushed but didn’t answer.
Tiffany seemed to perk up at this comment, “did you enjoy it?”
“Jeeze, Tiffany. This is like too gross to talk about!” Sandi sniffed.
“No, its not!” Jane exclaimed, finally totally understanding. “That’s what the problem is!”
“What are you talking about?” Sandi asked snidely.
“The problem is that this stuff is made to be so dirty. I mean everyone in this room masturbates but we can’t admit it? Why not? I mean everybody does it so why does it have to be so bad?” Jane ranted on, the always anarchist.
Sandi who understood social taboos said, “Because that’s just the way it is!”
“Well this ‘way’ is ripping Daria apart! We have to show her that the things that happen with the body aren’t dirty. If we don’t make her see that, she will go nuts.”
Quinn, actually worried about her sister asked, “will she really?”
Jane looked at her grimly, “she’s already in bad shape I think. You know Daria, she would never admit it but she is.” Jane addressed the entire room. “Look guys, I know you don’t like me or Daria but she really needs our help. But the only we can help her is admitting to ourselves that masturbation and our bodies aren’t gross or disgusting.”
Even Tiffany got a thoughtful look on her face in the ensuing silence.
When it came it was simple.
“All in favor of helping Jane help Daria stay sane?” Sandi said.
The three other fashion clembeembers said aye.
Sandi looked at Jane.
“Alright, lets do this!”
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