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A Long Hard Road (Huhuhuhuh)

Chapter 1: We're There, Dude

Disclaimer: I do not own Beavis and Butthead or Serena Ryan, and they are the property of Mike Judge, MTV, and the Paramount + streaming service. This is a parody fan-fiction.

The state governor looked at herself long and hard...

(Huhuhuhhuh)

(Hehehehehe)

.... in the mirror, clutching a bottle of tequila in a death-grip, at least a third of it polished off at this point. The middle-aged redhead groaned internally as she heard the chortling coming from outside in the bedroom area of the cheap roadside motel room that she had rented earlier. Ironically, she only thought she'd need it to dissolve a pair of bodies in the bathroom.

("Move over, fartknocker, I don't want you touching your junk next to me!")

("Shut up, butthole! I'm trying to make it look it's best!")

She quickly unscrewed the cap of the tequila and took another solid two gulps of the cheap agave, hoping against hope that it would erase any memories of what the room was ACTUALLY going to be used for tonight. "You can do this," she told her reflection in the mirror. "It'll be just like that time you had to court the beef lobby people in Fort Worth... only younger."

("Beavis, I swear to god, if you keep spanking your monkey, you're gonna blow your load before you even get a chance to score!")

("Nnnnyaaaa... I just... unf... want it at, like, peak big-ness, y'know?")

She gave a shudder the voices from beyond the bathroom door. "And stupider. Much, much, much stupider."

***

Within the past 48 hours, Beavis and Butthead had managed to have what they considered a pretty good day. The saw some fires, they got some nachos, they'd met some British versions of themselves.... Other things happened as well, dramatic, high-octane action of a sci-fi nature involving black holes and driving-backwards over their British selves, but those were all background noise to the highpoint of their night. In exchange for NOT saying anything about their incident spanning time and space from 24 years ago, not only did they get their old house back and a new TV, but finally, FINALLY, they were going to collect on the woman made them think they were going to score all those years ago. Sure, she had an extra 24 years then when they first met her, but a believer in MILFs and indeed in any woman willing to have them, neither of the boys cared.

They were pretty sure their British versions had told them something about a bathroom at their old house, but having run over them, they never got any follow up on that. It must not have been very important though, because the lieutenant-guy who'd been trying to cockblock them had fallen into the shimmering portal that had opened up in it and closed shortly after. Nothing to do with them, as far as they were concerned.

The governor had insisted on stopping by a liquor store on the way back to her motel room, saying something about having to 'work up the nerve.' They were pretty sure that was some kind of lady code for 'check her diaphragm' or 'make sure she didn't get her period' or something, but didn't ask. She insisted on both of them showering twice before sealing herself in the bathroom to do shower and steel herself. Protecting a political career by sleeping with high schoolers required that sort of thing.

"Well at least face away from me, dumbass! If that thing goes off and it hits me, I'm gonna be the only one scoring because you'll be recovering from my foot exploding your nutsack!" Buthead said, the boys both already nude as 'their lady' freshened up for them

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Beavis said, jerking himself off to try and be 'ready' for the main event. He'd made a heartfelt confession to the governor, which lost a bit of its poignant luster when immediately after he asked if she did anal.

The door opened and both of them snapped to attention like stupid, but well-trained attack dogs being presented with a piece of steak. Serena had changed into a pair of black lace bra and panties along with some attached stockings. She had HOPED that she would have been showing it to one of the state treasury staff she'd been fooling around with lately, but instead the horny duo were given first viewing rights. Both of them stared at the mature woman, eyes agog.

"Beavis, I have seen the mountaintop," Butthead said, reverently. "And it is good."

"BOIYOINGOINGOINGOING....!"

Serena sighed. It hadn't been nearly enough tequila for this. "Boys, I'm gonna need you to talk a lot... LOT less if you're gonna want this to happen." She rubbed her forehead with her hand, supposing she should probably rip the band-aid off now. Her hands slid behind her back and unclasped he bra, letting tits that had admittedly seen a plastic surgeon to maintain a hot public image spill into view. "Now which one of you wants to go fi-AAAH!"

The mature redhead hadn't quite anticipated the blur of movement that had been the boys descending on her once her breasts were on display. Butthead fondled and squeezed on one while his other hand brazenly slid to clutch at her ass, his stutter of laughter almost nonstop. Beavis meanwhile seemed to have dove face-first onto her other ample tit, sucking the front of it into her teenage mouth and letting his tongue sloppily lap at her nipple. "E-easy, boys, pace yoursel-AAAA, NO BITING!" She squealed, trying to push Beavis' head back a bit as he pinched her nipple with his teeth.

"Whoa, really?" Beavis asked after she had managed to disengage his mouth from her breast. "But those girls in that Devil Hentai Mansion 5: Forbidden Perverts cartoon really liked it!"

Butthead took a moment from groping Serena and humping his teen prick against her thigh to scowl at his friend. "Dammit, Beavis, I told you that only works of chicks from Japan! She's like, American and stuff, so you gotta do stuff out of American pornos."

"Ohhhhhh yeah, right, right, I gotcha. My bad!"

The things I do for this job, Serena thought grimly to herself. She at least took the moment of their manhandling to see what they were looking at. They were hideous enough that should would have believed both of them to be products of inbreeding or some kind of toxic spill, but at least their cocks weren't quite as bad as their faces. Butthead's seemed about average size, but Beavis was the more gifted one below the belt. If he'd had anything resembling a bearable personality, he MIGHT have been able to get a girl without resorting to backroom deals involving a botched space flight. Sighing internally, she reached down and grasped at both their pricks, starting to stroke up and d-

"Uhhhhh!"

"Nyaaaaaaaaa!"

She felt warm splashes on the tops of her thighs as the two simultaneously began to cum from about three seconds of a handjob, their pricks throbbing wildly in her grip. In any other circumstance she might have been surprised at how much they came, but well... teenagers. She was unsure whether to feel flattered or have extreme pity for both of them, her hands just tugging the loads out of them. "... Wow, really?"

The two of them moaned through their respective releases, although she swore Beavis mumbling the word 'score' under his breath rapidly as he crested down from his orgams. Butthead, who fingers had simply dug into the woman's tit and ass meat through his ejaculation gave a another of his trademark chuckles. "That was cool."

"It was... something, alright," The redhead replied, shaking some of their excess semen of her hands once she'd deemed them thoroughly milked. "I guess I can wash my hands and get a drink for a few minutes until you boys are ready." She said diplomatically, not wanting to embarrass them. She might not have liked the deal, but they HAD been fantasizing about her for 24 years, after all.

Beavis and Butthead looked at each other curiously, then at the shared object of their desire. "Uhhhh... why a few minutes," the latter asked.

"Well, so that you boys can... re...charge..." She said, her voice trailing off as she looked down at their crotches.

Both teenage pricks were rigid with excitement, cum-slathered over the heads and shaft of each. Ah, that's right, she thought. Teenagers.

"Oooooo-kay, fine then," She said, recomposing herself at the sight of their quick turnaround time. "You, blondie, on the bed. Braces, go get a condom out of the box on the nightstand. Lube too, please. Somehow I'm not dripping with excitement just yet."

Butthead chuckled, missing the sarcasm entirely. "You said 'box'."

She fumed quietly, but gave him a 'look'. "Now, please!"

Beavis meanwhile had planted himself on the bed, legs hanging over the edge as his healthy young prick bobbed and swayed from his skinny thighs. "So, um, like, what're we doin' here, do I just sit here or like, do I go to y-WHOA!"

The blonde youth was taken by surprise as the mature woman promptly dropped down to her knees and, taking his girth in hand once more, opened her lips and descended her mouth over it. While she may have been as hardworking as anyone else at NASA in her day, becoming the youngest female astronaut on space flight in the 90's sometimes took some... finessing with the mission directors, which Beavis was now receiving an example of first hand.

"Butthead! Butthead, look," He shouted excitedly, completely unprepared for the fresh and pleasant sensation of the redhead’s mouth working up and down his pole. "She's sucking my schlong! Like... like, she's ACTUALLY sucking my schlong!" He said it with the same urgent tone as a scientist when announcing a major discovery.

Butthead looked up from his task of smearing a dollop of lube onto his prick, mixing it in with the traces of cum still on it., clearly not having understood the request. "Of course she's sucking it, dumbass. Sucking it is like, part one of scoring or something."

As his friend enjoyed his first blowjob, he wandered back behind Serena, who, with great reluctance, raised her hips up in front of Butthead and moved her hand to tug down her panties, giving the brown-haired boy a good look at his first real-life, not-in-a-magazine pussy. A little bit of red fuzz atop it had been shaved into a small heart, another treat for the treasury staffer that they were getting instead. "Whoa... a real girl's thingie..." He reached a hand out and rubbed against it, his palm stroking over her folds as well as against her clitoral hood. "And it even looks pretty slutty too.... huhuhuhuh..."

Serena scowled a little at the mention of her pussy looking 'slutty', pulling her lips off of Beavis' meat with a wet pop and a string of saliva. "You've got the condom?"

"Uhhhh... yup," Butthead said after one of his moments of brain-dead contemplation, tearing the wrapper open and pulling out the latex contraceptive. "Uhhh... let's see now..." He twisted it one way, then the other, poking a finger in to stretching it out one way before trying to reverse it. ".... This.... goes here...and...uhhhh..." He attempted to put it on, only to have it snap off him and fly across the carpet. He stared at it in frustration. "This thing sucks."

Serena didn't hear him, having put her work back to the task of sucking on Beavis' heftier prick, and could only hear her own wet slurps along with Beavis making what could only be called a 'pleased keening' sound as he got head from the mature woman. Butthead, looking between the condom, his cock, the condom, Serena's pussy, his cock, Serena's pussy, the condom, his cock, her pussy, his cock, finally said to himself. "Eh. I'll just use two next time." He shifted himself into position behind her, remembering his porn etiquette and giving the former astronaut's toned ass a hard smack that drew a muffled, mildly annoyed squeal out of her as she tried to suck off Beavis. He nudged the tip of his cock to her warm little hole before simply giving a push of his hips, pushing into her without finesse or gentleness.

God, it feels like he used a gallon of lube on that thing, the redhead thought to herself, unaware of the state of the condom or that remnants of his first load easing the way for his bare shaft. She simply resigned herself to try and enjoy it long enough for him to get his rocks off, however unlikely that seemed.

Butthead groaned as he began to hunch his hips with the exuberance only being a teenager could manage, pumping away into Serena's tight snatch. "Huhuhuh... holy crap, Beavis.... Uhuhuhuhu... she's really tight! You can't feel those hundreds of guys or Russian dogs at all!" He said, giving her rolling ass another swat with his palm.

"Whoa, really? That's awesome! I was kinda worries, y'know?" The wild-eyed blonde boy said, his hand resting gently atop Serena's red hair as she steadily bobbed up and down on his dick, giving it a lewd shine from her saliva.

Butthead furrowed his brow at his friend as he laid back and received the best (and likely to be only) head of his life. "Dammit Beavis, don't slack off now! You want her to think we're lazy? You gotta do like those guys in pornos do!"

Dawning realization washed over Beavis' face, although admittedly it was a rare expression indeed. "Ohhhhhhh yeah, yeah, like in that porno we stole from Maxi Mart when the guy was changing the slushy mix!"

Serena was mid-bob, figuring that this wasn't nearly as bad as she thought it might be, just before she felt Beavis' hands grab the back of her head and shove her face down further onto that heavy prick. She struggled on it a moment before he began to buck his hips up, further forcing that teenage cock down her throat, making her gag. "AUWGHLK!" She tried to pull her head back up, but Beavis only let her up a few inches before power-fucking her gullet with savage thrusts.

" 'Yeah, swallow it down, slut!' " Beavis tried to recall the lines from the video (Rough Cheerleader Fucks Vol. 9; $29.99 retail) as best he could, feeling very in character with the actor he'd seen ravage the bleach blonde actress' mouth in the video. " 'You take me to the balls and gag on it, or I'll show the principle those photos you and your friends sold the football team!'"

Completely unaware of what the hell he was talking about, Serena struggled to take him. She may have had one or two experiences with bigger cocks in her lifetime, but no so much with someone trying to choke her out with one. She could taste his leftover cum on her tastebuds as she struggled to swallow him down, her throat spasming from choking on the meat and trying to get a breath in every so often. She tried to yell at the horny teen to stop treating her like a porn starlet, but her words were unfortunately garbled. "GLRK! AWGL! ULK! GLAK! RGLG ULK!"

"See Beavis," Butthead said between pants, leaving another stinging handprint on the redheaded MILF's ass as he fucked her with increasing tempo. "Those sounds mean you're doing it right!"

"Yeah, you're right! I think she really likes it!" He said chipperly, turning his focus back to her as he rode her mouth and throat hard, going back to his 'porno voice'. " 'You slobber it real good if you wanna go to the big cheer jamboree in Memphis!'"

Serena scowled at her angrily, although whether he noticed or not seemed immaterial as he throat-fucked the mature governor of the state on a cheap motel bed. She had half a mind to slap the other one as well for his 'advice', but endured as best she could instead, a little angry at herself for the cock in her cunt starting to feel good as it just bucked away in her. The boy with the braces had zero technique, but he did have raw teenage enthusiasm on his side, and the joy of mounting the woman was getting the extra effort out of him to fuck her in ways she hadn't been since her college days. You do not like this, she scolded her own body, who in defiance of her disgust at this situation, rolled her hips back into the thrusts. No, stop that! You are now allowed to get off to this with these...cretins!

A particularly slick thrust hitting her sweet spot threatened to drag an unwilling moan out of her, making her thankful for once at the sizable prick reaming out her throat. As if the universe was somehow mocking her, it was around that very moment that Beavis began to cum down her throat, his deluge of young spunk seeming no less than before.

"WHAAAAA, OH GOD, OH GOD, THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER," The blonde member of the duo shouted, pressing his hips almost flush to the mature woman's face, hard throbs of his dick sending a fresh spurt of cum into her well-stuffed throat.

Serena tried to tap his hips to get him to ease off, having to swallow rapidly to get that enormous amount of boy-spunk down, and even then coughing up some which ended up being pushed out her nostrils and leaking down her lips. "MMMMPH! MMMM-MMMMFFF!"

Butthead chuckled as his hips clapped loudly to Serena's pert ass, pushing her over and over towards his compatriot’s shaft. "Huhuhuhuh....you came first, you wuss-UGHN!" Butthead's chortling was cut off as he felt his own orgasm build to the breaking point, a tightness at the base of his shaft soon racing up the length of his cock before he began to unload in the redhead's waiting cunt. Pulling out never once occurred to him, his hips pressing tight up against her ass and thighs as his balls pumped their contents into the woman.

Serena's eyes snapped open as she felt something warm start to jet inside her, thick blasts of seed that were clearly NOT being contained by any kind of condom. Forcing down the last of Beavis' cum with a hard gulp, she finally managed to wrench her face off his spent shaft, coughing on her own spittle and globs of his semen. "Did- *KAFF* ... did you just cum inside me, you little shit?!"

"Uhhhhh.... maybe?" Butthead said, still grinding his hips to stir that cock inside her. The redheaded beauty shoved him away from her with a grunt, sending him rolling across the carpet and colliding with the minifridge.

Beavis was lost in the pleasant afterglow of one of the hardest orgasms in his life, and didn't seem to notice as Serena stood up, her face pulled away from anywhere near his shaft. "I'm not on the pill, you asshole! What do you think the condoms were for?!" She scolded, looking down at her own crotch. Butthead's load was undeniably dripping out of her, the sheer volume that the boys manage to produce now doubt astounding. Well, astounding when one wasn't worried they'd just been knocked up, anyway.

"Uhhh... I wasn't exactly too sure myself, ma'am," Butthead said in as polite a tone as he was capable of managing, which was to say, only slightly. "I think that one was, like, broken or something anyway. I'd sue the hell out of the company." It didn't help his claim of being blameless in this matter that he was already starting to get hard again in front of her from where he sat on the carpet. Honestly, they were worse than monkeys.

Serena was already reading the headlines in store for her. GOVERNOR KNOCKED UP BY MID-TEXAS MORON - CHANGES PENDING. FORMER ASTRONAUT HAS UNDERAGE BOYS PROBE HER HEAVENLY BODY. TEXAS GOVERNOR INDICTED ON BACKROOM DEAL OVER NO-TELL MOTEL THREEWAY. And that was just the polite headlines she could think of. She started to pace nervously., doing her best to ignore the horny teens still gawking at her recently-fucked frame shifting around.

"Okay, it'll be ok, I just gotta get some Plan B," She said, before her face screwed up in anger. "Which we don't have in the state because I signed that stupid abortion bill! THANKS A LOT, REDNECK CHRISTIAN VOTE!" She shouted, throwing her hands in the air. "Maybe, maybe, maybe if I drive all night to Oklahoma....!"

Beavis stood and walked from the bed over to his friend, giving him a hand up. They both simply stared at the recently fucked woman as she had a meltdown of political proportions. "So, uhhh, is this, like, normal? 'Because I didn't get my turn with her thingie yet." Beavis questioned.

"No, wait, dammit, Oklahoma signed a bill too! What the HELL is wrong with the American Southwest?! Some of us don't want to have idiot love-children, you inbred, cow-fucking....!"

Butthead scratched his chin. "Uhhh... I think so. It's like... all the hormones and stuff mixing together. You know, woman stuff and all that."

Beavis shrugged. "Well, long as I get my turn, all I'm gonna say." He scratched at an errant itch on his body, both of them watching the bounce of her breasts or the shake of her ass while she manically paced.

"C'mon dude. Let's go get a snack from the vending machine while she calms down. I think I saw some nacho-flavored chips on the way in." Butt head said, not bothering to dress, but did fish around in Serena's nearby purse for a few quarters.

"Yeah, nachos rule. Gonna need to keep our energy up for, y'know, more of the BOIYOIYOIYOING." Beavis said, opening the door to step out of the room just as naked as his fellow teen.

As the door closed and gave Serena a moment of privacy, however brief, and time to start calling for flights to areas that DID have morning after pills she would be desperately needing by the time this deal was through, she heard from the walkway outside: "Huhuhuhuhuh....you said 'up'."
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Ha! I think I wrote this one in record time, inspired by the end of the movie and my boys getting closer than they ever have before. I may add one or two chapters after this, but I think that'll wrap up what is otherwise a dumb idea that I thought would be fun to write (and was correct!) I loved writing their dialogue, and obviously, I enjoyed the actual movie which you all should go stream as well so Mike Judge can get the views. Later!

- KtO
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