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Quagmire Gets a Maid	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Family Guy Views: 10704 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Family Guy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Family Guy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.
SYNOPSIS: The Griffins discover Consuela’s submissive streak when Quagmire hires her as his personal housekeeper.
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Family Guy
Quagmire Gets a Maid
By HeadHunter

CHAPTER 1
Quagmire’s Surprise

Lois Griffin sat down on the living room sofa next to her husband, Peter. She cuddled up close to him as he picked up the TV remote. “What video did you get?” she asked.
“’Rectal Rangers, Part Two’!” Peter said, switching the TV input over to the DVD player.
“Ooo!” Lois giggled, squirming closer to her husband, “An anal movie! I love those!”
“Yeah,” Peter smiled, “I just hope it’s as good as the first one. Sometimes these sequels don’t live up to the original film!”
“Peter.” Lois said with a look of exasperation, “It’s a movie about chicks getting fucked up the ass! I doubt the plot is gonna be very important!”
Before Peter could press the play button to begin the movie, his cell phone rang. Peter looked at the screen. “It’s Quagmire!” he said, “Let me see what he wants.”
Peter pressed the screen to accept the call and Quagmire’s excited voice burst from the phone. “Peter!” he squawked, “You’ve gotta get over here! You won’t believe what I got!”
Peter sighed, “Quagmire! Me and Lois just sat down to watch a movie… Can’t you just tell me over the phone?”
“No!” Quagmire replied, “No! You gotta see it in person! Bring Lois! She’ll get a kick out of this too!”
“All right, all right!” Peter conceded, “We’ll come over and see!”
“What was that about?” Lois asked curiously.
Peter stood up from the couch. “I dunno.” he said, “Quagmire wants to show us something. He was really excited about it.”
“Well,” sighed Lois, getting up from the couch, “Let’s go see. Maybe he got another cat or something. We can take a look at it, tell him it’s precious or whatever and come right back to ‘Rectal Rangers’!”
“‘Part Two’” Peter added.
*****
Peter and Lois stood at Quagmire’s front door.
“Let’s see what all the fuss is about.” Peter said as he pressed the doorbell.
“I swear,” Lois frowned, “if a cat’s head pokes out the door, I’m going back home!”
Seconds later the door opened and, instead of Glenn Quagmire, the Hispanic maid, Consuela stood in the doorway. The stocky, stone-faced woman was dressed in her usual pink maid uniform and starched white apron. She stared wordlessly thru her square framed glasses at the Griffins.
“Meester Glenn!” she called out, “Ees Meester Peter and Meeses Lois!”
“Show ‘em in, Consuela!” Quagmire giggled from inside the room.
Peter and Lois walked into Quagmire’s house, followed closely by Consuela.
“What’s this, Quagmire?” Peter asked, “You got a maid?”
“Yeah!” Quagmire replied giddily, “Isn’t that neat? I got tired of finding bras and panties lying all over the house, so I hired Consuela as my housekeeper!”
“Sí!” Consuela confirmed, “I help Meester Glenn clean house.”
“Not only does she find all the panties,” Quagmire added, “She labels and organizes them too!”
Consuela removed a pair of white cotton panties from her pocket, “Oh, Meester Glenn,” she said, “I find thees under bed!” She handed the used undergarment to her boss.
Quagmire pressed the panties to his face, sniffing deeply at the crotch. “Yeah, these are Meg’s!” he said, handing them back.
“Okay.” Consuela replied, “I label theem and put away.”
They watched as Consuela headed to Quagmire’s bedroom with the underwear.
“Y’know,” Quagmire admitted, “I’m also training her as a sex-slave! She’s got a real submissive streak!”
“Really?” Lois asked, raising an eyebrow with interest.
“Yeah.” Quagmire said, “Hey, Peter… How’d you like her to give you a blowjob?”
Peter chuckled with delight. “Sure!” he answered, “Boy, I wish I knew she was so kinky when she was working for us!”
“Yeah, me too!” Lois smiled lecherously, “We could’ve had a lot of fun!”
Consuela returned to the room and stood quietly beside Quagmire, staring vapidly at the Griffins with her typical deadpan expression.
“Consuela!” Quagmire ordered, “Why don’t you get those clothes off and show Peter a good time? Suck his cock for me!”
“Sí, Meester Glenn!” Consuela responded obediently. She removed her apron and unbuttoned her uniform. She let the pink garment fall to the floor and stood there clad in only her white bra and panties.
Quagmire reached behind her and deftly unhooked the hefty woman’s bra, revealing her plump jiggling teats. Her stiff nipples stood out like wooden pegs atop her large brown areolas.
“Look at those udders!” Quagmire proclaimed proudly, “A little bit of sag, but still firm!” He grasped one fleshy tit and kneaded it playfully. “Go ahead, give it a squeeze!”
Lois and Peter looked at each other quizzically. “I’ll give it a try!” Lois said.
She reached out and grabbed a handful of Consuela’s soft tan titty. “Oooo!” she giggled, “That does feel nice!”
Consuela gave a slight moan as Lois massaged her pliable breast. “Ohh!” she said flatly, “Meeses Lois!”
“Yeah!” Lois purred, grasping both of Consuela’s pliable breasts, “They’re so soft and firm!”
“Pretty great, huh?” Quagmire grinned, “Now, Consuela,” he demanded, “take off those panties and show Mr. and Mrs. Griffin what you’ve got down there!”
Consuela stripped off her panties, revealing a chubby freshly shaven pussy. She picked the undergarment off the floor, neatly folded it and laid it on the table.
“Gee!” Lois remarked, eyeing the Mexican maid’s moist hairless snatch, “I didn’t know you shaved your pussy, Consuela!”
“Meester Glenn shave it!” she replied, “He like bald Latina pussy!”
Lois laughed, “Yeah!” she leered, “Who doesn’t, right!”
Peter hurriedly removed his clothing. His cock was swelling rapidly from watching his wife play with the maid’s voluptuous breasts. “All right!” he said excitedly, “Time to get down to business! Consuela!” he ordered, “Get down there and suck my dick!”
Consuela dropped down on her hands and knees.
She grasped Peter’s stiffening cock in her hand and stroked it until it reached its full seven inch length. Leaning forward, she opened her mouth and slid her cherry red lips over the purplish knob of Peter’s swollen cock head.
She began rocking her head back and forth, shuttling Peter’s rock-hard penis in and out of her furnace-like mouth. Her talented tongue slithered around the circumference of Peter’s veiny fuck shaft.
“Geez!” Peter yelped, “She’s a pretty good cocksucker!”
“I know, right!” Quagmire agreed. “When she’s not vacuuming the floor, I’ve got her vacuuming the cum outta my nut sac!”
Lois began shedding her clothes as she watched the chunky Hispanic housekeeper slobber and slurp at Peter’s pulsating pole. “This is getting me hot!” she said. She ogled Consuela’s fat round ass as it wagged and jiggled with every bob of her head on Peter’s cock.
Lois moved over behind Consuela and dropped down on all fours. “I gotta get some of this!” she said, gripping the maid’s plump buttocks and prying the chubby cheeks apart. Lois’s mouth watered at the glistening pink flesh of Consuela’s floppy cunt lips. She leaned forward and extended her tongue, licking the woman’s shaven crotch from her juicy pussy slit to her puckered tan asshole.
“Giggity!” Quagmire exclaimed as he watched Lois drive her tongue into Consuela’s tight brown asshole. “Go for it, Lois!”
Lois wiggled her tongue inside Consuela’s roasting rectum, then removed the slithering organ and plunged it between the maid’s sagging labia and into the steamy pink tunnel of her dribbling vagina. “Mmm!” Lois moaned, “Tasty!”
Quagmire hastily undressed, his cock now throbbing with a fierce raging hard-on. He slipped in behind Lois and nudged his livid cock head in between her dainty pink pussy lips. “Ready or not, Lois….” he warned, “I’m comin’ in!”
Lois squealed as Quagmire speared his steely cock into her tight sizzling cunt. She moaned into Consuela’s slobbering pussy as she burrowed her tongue inside the velvety tunnel of her vagina, sucking out her spicy pussy juices.
Meanwhile, Peter was merrily humping away at Consuela’s furiously sucking mouth. His balls churned as he pumped his swollen prick in and out of her hot red lips.
Consuela sucked harder, her cheeks caving in as she strove to suck the roiling sperm straight out of Peter Griffin’s overloaded testicles.
“Geez!” he exclaimed, “Suck it, Consuela! I’m about to feed you a mouthful of hot jizz!”
Consuela’s head slid back and forth over Peter’s pulsating cock at a frantic pace. Her body began to tremble as Lois’s roving tongue brought her closer and closer to a roaring climax.
Suddenly Consuela’s entire body shook as Lois’s talented tongue flicked across her engorged clitoris, igniting her torrid cunt in an explosive orgasm. She moaned around Peter’s cock, triggering a voluminous gusher of sperm from the overexcited organ.
“Here it comes!” Peter roared, “Swallow that load, Consuela! Eat my cum, you sperm-eating slut!”
Quagmire’s cock battered Lois’s clenching cunt as he watched the sexy redhead slurp the dribbling feminine juices from his maid’s pussy. “Oh fuck!” he grimaced, “Giggity! I’m gonna cum, Lois! I can’t hold it much longer!”
A half dozen hammering strokes brought Quagmire to orgasm and his cock erupted, spewing a geyser of scorching semen inside Lois’s tightly clenching pussy.
The whole foursome spasmed and moaned as the two men emptied their simmering balls into the two lusty women.
Consuela sucked down every drop of Peter’s hot pearly goo, swallowing the viscous globs as fast as they shot into her cum-hungry mouth.
Lois, meanwhile continued to drill her tongue into Consuela’s musky cunt while Quagmire pumped several thick bursts of blistering white sludge inside her pussy.
Peter slithered his cock from between Consuela’s sucking lips, “Damn, Quagmire!” he said with a smile, “She can really drain a guys balls!”
“She sure can!” Quagmire agreed as he extracted his gummy cock from Lois’s cum-drooling snatch. Lois spun around, taking Quagmire’s still steaming cock into her mouth and stripping the gluey strings of clotted cum from his gnarled shaft.
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