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The diamond heart!	By : RandomPervert Category: +S through Z > Xiaolin Showdown Views: 1450 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Xiaolin Showdown is owned by Warner Bros and Christy Hui. I am neither of those things. I just make smut for free.

Chapter List
- 1-Boring back story
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Omi had no real intention of finding any sheng gong wu while training in the mountains. He didn't think he's find anything at all really. He had went there to find peace, relaxation, and clarity of mind. Not for a heart shaped diamond covered in gold vines to plop on his noggin while meditating. "Ow! This had better be the universe giving me a sign and not that stupid bird dropping turtles on me again." Omi looked around but didn't see a bird in sight. As he rubbed his head to nurse his wound he inspected the strange item before him. The crystal itself was cut ungodly smooth [which didn't help it's hardness compared to a human skull] and the vines covering it seemed to be real vines turned into gold judging my its texture. "If this is not a shen gong wu then my name is mud. I'd better call Dojo and master Fung. As soon as I recall where that phone Kimiko gave me went.."
Meanwhile at Jacks place
Jack Spicer, self proclaimed evil boy genius, had been monitoring Omi via a spy bot [which was the thing that knocked the crystal heart loose and knocked Omi on the head] for a few hours now. Well, he was. Right now he was asleep after staying up so late trying to come up with a trap that was going to fail no matter what. So was so out of it that he didn't even notice Wuya barge in and scream, "JACK!! Roll out the air mattress. That no dick asshole Chase won't even pay attention to me anymore." Wuya had tried to date Chase for months and her efforts had gotten her nowhere, leaving her very pent up and in need of something to either murder or pound senselessly. She stormed the house in search of her fellow red headed evil doer to try and use her feminine wiles to find a place to crash. When she found Jack she facepalmed hard and was about to slap him awake until she caught something from the corner of her eye that made her heart sink like a stone.
On the monitors was the bald headed monk of the water in possession of the crystal heart. Seeing it brought back horrible, though still fond, memories of when Dashi used that shen gong wu on her. "No. Not that. Any Wu but that." The color drained from her tan face as she clutched her hair in her hands. "If he finds out what that wu does there's no telling when he'll use it on me. Or worse.. It'll fall into some fat slobs hands, and that creep will use it on me. OR.." She turned to the sleeping genius who currently had a small bit of spit hanging from his mouth and a sudden twinge of ungodly fear overcame her. In her panic she looked around and saw his wu cabinet and bolted for it, ripping the door off, and grabbing a couple random wu before rushing out to wherever Omi was. "Fancy feet!" Wuya then ran at mach 2 in hopes of stopping the diminutive monk before she was too late.
Back to Omi
"Grr.. Stupid technology. Why can't you be as easy to figure out as the shen gong wu?" The water monk had been trying to get in contact with anyone at the temple and had just been hitting buttons out of frustration when he turned up no results. The most he could do was groan in futility as he set the phone down. He sifted through his bag and sorted through what he brought including some power bars, a bottle of water, and some of the shen gong wu he grabbed with him including the mind reader conch he grabbed by accident. He laughed to himself as he grabbed it and held it to his ear. "Maybe there's someone nearby who can help me with this infernal thing." He held quiet as he listened for any voice he could make out. At first there was only silence. Then he heard someone. Someone afraid. Someone familiar. Then he heard a thud, followed by the sound of birds. He rushed towards the source of the sound with no haste in his heart.
It was a stones throw away and he saw a woman smashed against a tree, a pair of sandals to the side. Omi rushed over to the womanly figure to try and help and was shocked by what he saw. In front of him was a semi-conscious Wuya, blood red hair dripped over her bright green eyes blocking her vision. The cheese head monk was a deer caught in the headlights as the Heylin witch came to her senses just enough to recognize Omi and realize he had the diamond heart in his hand. Her eyes went wide as dinner plates as she dove for it. Omi came to his sense long enough to dodge her hand. "Grah! Give me that diamond heart you damned midget!" Omi shifted into a battle ready stance. "Not on your life Wuya!"
Wuya got to her feet, cricked her neck resulting in a loud *crack*. "It wasn't a request." She shifted her hand in her bag of stolen wu and grabbed the monkey staff. "It was a warning. Monkey staff!" Wuya quickly morphed and bolted at the monk with clawed hand, foot fist, and even tree branch gripped in monkey tail. "Orb of Tornami!" Omi unleashed a torrent of water causing Wuya to react with the reversing mirror, turning the attack back at Omi who merely responded with an "Ice!" freezing the water in place. Wuya came at him with full monkey fury. He used the mind readers conch to evade her attacks and try to gauge what the diamond heart even did before risking its use. "Ha! It will take more than your monkey business to defeat me!" *ring-ring* "Huh?" Omi's momentary distraction at the mystery sound was just enough time monkey-Wuya needed to deliver a solid upper-cut sending him up a few tree branches and out of her sight.
"That'll do it..." Omi took his baring's as he grabbed for the source of the noise, his phone. "Hello?" On the other side was Raymundo. "Hey dude how's straining?" monkey-Wuya gave a battle cry as she honed in on his location and went straight for him. "Do you want the long version or the short- Ah!" Omi had only enough time to avoid a five-fingered kick to the nads as he jumped from one tree branch to another only to be quickly followed by the much more agile opponent. "Uh, you okay little man? I hope you're not pushing yourself too hard." "ORB OF TORNAMI: WATER!" The monk of the water used the orb to propel himself as far as he could towards the mountain and away from psycho-monkey. "Find Dojo and ask him what the diamond heart is and why Wuya is after it!" "Whoa wait, Wuya? Wuya is after you?" Omi slammed into the rock face, and breathed a sigh of relief. "Yes. She is after a shen gong wu I found by accident called the diamond heart. It is smooth as silk and covered in gold vines."
A loud scream was heard in the distance. Omi put the conch to his ear and only heard one thing, "Kill Omi. Take heart. Kill Omi. Take heart." Omi's heart sank as the only thing he could do was climb as fast as he could. "Hey there Omi." That voice. Omi recognized it as "Dojo! Boy am I glad to hear your voice." The green dragon chuckled on the other side at the perceived compliment. "So Raymundo says you're got some wu questions?" "Yes I do! It's about the diamond heart. I found it, Wuya wants it, and she seems rather desperate for it. What does it do?" Omi's optimism declined as Dojo began to fumble over his words. "Uh.. I'd love to tell you kid, but Dashi made me promise never to tell anyone ever. Sorry." Omi stopped to give his phone a dirty look and then looked behind him only to find substantial motivation to keep climbing.
It was an angry Wuya ready to rip him apart. Omi climbed as if his life depended on it while also trying to get a useful answer from the magic dragon on the other side. "Can you at least tell me what kind of wu I'm holding?" "Look don't worry about it kiddo, Ray and Kimiko are on their way to you. Just keep it out of her hands for as long as you can." Omi could see the top of the mountain closing in fast, he could hear the sound of monkey-Wuya behind him getting closer at a faster rate, and he wasn't too keen on testing whether or not the Heylin witch was willing to cause a rock slide for this thing. "Is it something I can use in combat? Does it house an evil spirit? Will the world explode if it's used?" The green dragon had more to say than he was letting on but he merely gave a stock answer. "Er.. Yes. All of those things. There will be 10,000 years of darkness if you attempt to-" Fear led to frustration as he shut off the phone. Frustration led to desperation as he reached the top of the mountain. Desperation led to fear once more when he was within spitting distance of a royally angry Wuya.
Omi grabbed hold of the mystery wu and aimed it right at her "Diamond heart!" Wuya tried to grab her reversing mirror but lost her grip on the mountain as she was hit with a pink energy and fell off the rock face and tumbled all the way to the bottom, hitting the base with an audible thud. Omi took this moment of peace to take in his surroundings and see if there was any damage done. From what he could see and sense however, everything was normal. The sky wasn't on fire, the trees were normal, there were no monsters, everything seemed perfectly okay. With a sigh of relief he concluded that the wu housed no evil spirits and was relatively safe to use and then made his way down the mountain, careful not to fall or hurt himself. He occasionally held the conch to his ear to confirm that Wuya was still alive. The only thought going through her head was 'Omi' over and over again. It made the young monk unsettled to say the least but he still made his way to her to see if she was still alive.
He approached her slowly and watched her movements. She was breathing at a steady pace and he could not see any blood. Next to her was her bag of wu and the monkey staff not far from her. He grabbed the staff and poked her with it a few times, eliciting a tired moan from the mistress of evil. Omi breathed a sigh of relief as he went to set the staff down, only to realize that while not necessarily the xiaolin way, it was probably a smart idea to get these wu as far away from the Heylin beauty. As he carefully reached for the bag, trying not to disturb her rest, he took a moment to ponder the diamond heart one more time. "I wonder why Wuya was so desperate for this thing." Suddenly a hand reached out and grabbed the diamond heart and it glowed with mystic magic and he heard a familiar sultry and seductive voice. "Want to find our Romeo?"
End of part 1
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