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lynn the terrible	By : triphordy Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 3898 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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"...hope she gets a lot better
Or I might...Lincoln, what is a torturous word that ends with better?"
"Lucy,for the last time, I've got to get some sleep, Its 2 AM in the morning for gods sake!. And dad said we must be up early if we want to follow him to the new captain red beard water park."
"I don't belong in a place filled with happiness, and I think night time is the best time for inspiration"
"well I belong in a place filled with happiness, and looking at the something inspiring during the day is the best form of inspiration."
"sigh, once again your experienced knowledge surpasses mine. Good night Lincoln"
"technically its morning" but Lucy was already sound asleep, I guess she stayed awake, pretending to write poems when all along she was waiting to know if 'she' would come again tonight. "poor Lucy" I said stroking the emo on the head and watched her body relax on the bed.
I guess you're wondering why Lucy is in my room, feeling all tensed up, well why don't I tell you about it.
It all started on a beautiful morning, I had to force the girls into the bathroom as usual and take care of breakfast because dad went out early to pick mum from the airport (I already made a surprise for them) and Lori just got a huge bonus on her phone which she chose to squander on no other person but bobby.
It made me imagine a new extremely sexy girl arriving at thier school and stealing bobby away from her. the thought made me smile despite the smoke from Lucy 'extra well done eggs' choking me a little.
We took our lunch (except for Lori, she preferred to buy her own food) and went to the car. The loud house kids started making a racket as Lori ignited vanzilla's engine, Lisa was making a theory of what would happen if they went through a particular road, Lola and Lana were fighting over a dollar note, Lucy was reading her latest poem, Luan was telling Luna what rock puns to use when she practiced later today, Leni was asking lily if her hair was okay and Lori asked me embarrassing questions, claiming she loved to see me flush. The only quiet person was... "Lynn?"
She looked up at me and then back outside without a word, the other kept quiet when they noticed Lynn didn't answer a call from me. for her, that was a really strange behaviour.
Now that I thought of it, everything about Lynn was strange today. First, I didn't need to force her to take a bath, secondly, she hadn't taken any strange sport equipment for a totally different sport and thirdly, and probably the strangest, Lynn had been silent for an entire 10 seconds, breaking her previous record of 6 seconds.
"you feeling okay Lynn?" she just pulled on the hood of her sports hoodie without even looking at me, that action was more than enough to make the entire trip to school awkward.
when we got to school all the girls ran to thier class in other to escape the tension in the car, I tried to talk to Lynn alone but she'd already disappeared. I decided to talk to her at home because right now Clyde was waving at me to hurry up.
...
During lunch, Clyde and I were drinking our milk when Vanessa green from the girls football team brought her lunch to our table. I was surprised at this but Clyde just combed his hair and tried to look cool.
"what's up with your sister" she said trying hard not to shout
"I don't understand"
"you don't understand?, your sister got to school and intentionally missed the morning warm up, she didn't make a single sound in class, called in sick during gym and broke jock jockerson pinkie when he gave her a pat for bringing home the gold."
Even Clyde was silent. Every description Vanessa mentioned could only match one person, an anti Lynn clone.
"do you know where she is?"
"why should I?, I case you didn't notice, I love my pinkie".
"no, I mean after she broke jock finger, where did she go?"
"well...she didn't actually brake the finger, she more like twisted it."
"that's not the question"
"you'll find her in the janitor closet"
"thanks" I said dashing for the closet"
"you're welcome"
"so" Clyde started, "eat here often?"
I opened the closet expecting to see her but met the janitor with a bottle of vodka.
"did you see any girl here?"
"sure, she said she was going home"
"what!,when!?"
"about thirty minutes ago."
I was running to the school gate when the principal called me.
"there you are Lincoln, I've been trying to call your parents but they weren't answering, and I haven't seen any of your sisters"
"oh" I said remembering that the surprise I left for them would make them want to have an 'alone time.'
"i noticed your sisters behaviour, and being a former doctor myself, i would prescribe..."
He said a lot of drugs i couldn't pronounce, not to talk of remember.
The day went by without much trouble, and i didn't wait to tell Clyde goodbye before dashing out of the class. I wanted to know what was going on with Lynn.
I was not surprised when i got home and found it empty, i made my way into Lynn room and met her in a state that would give Lucy nightmares.
"hey Lynn" i said cautiously approaching her bed. She turned to look at me and i remembered an apocalyptic movie that made Lucy 'happy'.
"what?" her voice was so hoarse it almost sounded like that of a man, ab extremely vexed man.
"Umm..., Vanessa told me...
"i don't want to talk about it"
"you know you can tell me anything"
"i said i don't want to talk about it."
"come on Ly..."
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"whoa, okay I'll just give you some space." I walked out, closed the door gently and saw the puzzled look on the face of the remaining girls.
"what's up with her?" Lola asked
"um guys" I started "I think Lynn should be left alone for now"
"bummer" Luna said
"yeah" Lori started "good luck Lucy, you're gonna need it." then all the girls departed to thier rooms, all but Lucy, the girl put her hand on the door handle, she hesitated, looked at me and then she though better of it and went downstairs.
I went to the master bedroom and found only mum. I welcomed her back home and told her about Lynn strange behaviour. She didn't look surprised but instead answered,
"don't worry Lincoln, Lynn is just going trough a phase, an anger phase. Her elder sisters also went through the same phase when they were her age. just let her be and she would come out of it."
"wait, does that mean....?"
"yes Lincoln, when you attain her age, you are you're going to have yours to"
"never!"
"yes honey, that's what Luna said but when the time came, she destroyed her own amp because Lori Sat on it"
"whoa"
Gravels crunched, I looked out of the window and saw dad parking the car.
"mum, dads home"
"oh really?, um honey, can you tell the girls to stay upstairs, dad and I need to have some time alo... I mean we need to discuss something important".
She looked up at me and I saw her cheeks tinted pink.
"okay" looks like dad went to get the final ingredient for my 'surprise'. I went out of the room smirking
I told the girls that mum said she had a huge bonus and would like to share it with the most quiet person.
They lapped it up and went to thier respective rooms. I went to mine, brought out my latest ace savy comic and was about to remove my cloths when I heard girls arguing. I sighed and pulled up my pants.
I opened my door and saw every room except for Lynn and Lucy opened and two pair of eyes peeking out. I approached Lucy room slowly but suddenly the door opened and Lucy flew out. I didn't know what surprised me most, the fact that Lucy hit her back on the wall so hard the stairs shook or the fact that she showed no expression even when she fell down on the floor.
Lynn came out from the room fuming and shouted "that is just a tip of the iceberg!. This is a warning to every girl and boy, cross me and you wouldn't have any legs to cross with again. This said, she slammed the door.
Mum and dad came running upstairs and when we told them what happened, they coaxed Lucy and told me that she would be staying in my room for now.
"what!" I screamed "but I'm a boy"
"no buts honey, the girls room are already filled, you stay in your room alone, case close."
"but..." her eyes shut me up.
I went to my room to make space for Lucy. she came back with a lot of scary stuff and I gulped. Mum peaked in, apparently she had escorted Lucy In and out of the room.
"no funny business mister"
"mum, ewww, gross"
"i know honey, just teasing"
I feigned anger and she pulled at my cheeks. "now who's my only prince"
"mum!"
"sorry sweetie"
"honey" dad called
"oh, looks like mummy has to go continue...talking" she left the room and moments later I heard their door bang.
I thought of all the ways they could use my present and I smiled, happy that they were happy but mostly that they wouldn't guess that the present was from me, the smudge of Lori favorite perfume I left on it should definitely make sure of that.
I was about to close my door when I heard something bounce, I turned just in time to see Lucy shove something into her bag.
"what was that?"
"nothing."
Then she brought out her posters. I shook it off and went downstairs to get dinner ready because I knew my 'surprise' wouldn't make mom and dad remember anything else.
I was draining the spaghetti when I heard a yelp.
"that's it honey, yes, take it all, you love daddies cum don't you?.
I turned bright red, my 'surprise' might be working a little too well.
I ran up to get Lori, I might be young, but she had a boyfriend, surely she understood stuff like this
Lori went downstairs talking to bobby and it irked me to see her move flawlessly down the stairs, I mean my teacher told me a human couldn't complete two task at the same time, but here was Lori, walking, talking, laughing,...cooking now, snorting and holding a phone!.
I went to my room hoping to read a new Manga to get my mind off things. it wasn't fair, I just learned how to read comic wearing cloths in school and now I had to do the same at home?.
I opened the door and I found out that the bulb has been changed, the room had a red glow now and I saw Lucy reading a poem (in red light) I clenched my fists and opened my secret drawer for my spare bulbs, I changed it and attacked her. "listen here young woman!, this is my room an you have to... What the..."
My eyes caught the poster behind her and I noticed the changes in the room, my collections had been replaced with vampire figurines, my comics were now novels and the window was blocked.
"WHERE'S ALL MY STUFF?!!!"
"I threw them out"
"what?!, I tore open the black cloth on the window and I saw the garbage man putting the last of my Manga in a private compartment.
"nooooooooo!!!" I ran downstairs as fast as my legs could carry me.
...
I returned, smelling so bad the, pigs in the neighborhood fainted when I got too close. I opened the door and walked in
"eww, gross, Lana!"
"it wasn't me. trust me, mine is much worst"
Suddenly Lori shouted from the grown up table, "Lincoln!, you look gross, what happened"
"long story" I glanced round
"Lynn didn't come down for dinner?"
"yeah bro" Luna started "she's worst than a rock star with a broken guitar."
"yeah, but you all went trough it, right?"
They all stared at each other. Suddenly Lola came out of the children room, took a look at me and ran towards the bathroom holding her mouth.
They can barf all they want but I got what I want. And it was no thanks to Lucy, I looked over at the children table. I saw her seat empty so I asked her whereabouts.
"she's upstairs, said she wanted to do some remodeling."
"what!" I ran upstairs, dropped the bag with all my stuff and opened the door. I didn't meet Lucy but I met Lynn. She was kicking something that was groaning and wearing white and black stripes.
"Lynn!" i held her hands and she punched me straight in the eye, i staggered for about seven feet before i fell on my bottom. I felt my eye and i knew it would be black soon.
I opened them slowly and i saw the girls running upstairs, apparently, they heard me scream Lynn name.
I remembered my attacker and i turned to look at her.
"i told no one to cross me, you'll pay" she came at me with much speed, i knew this attack, i knew how to counter it.
I dodged her right hand just before it me, i turned, grabbed her left hand, used her momentum against her and then i held her neck and twisted her arm really badly. "if i ever see you in my room again or bullying Lucy, I'm gonna make you one arm Lynn."
I twisted her arm again to show what i meant and then i pushed her towards her room. Lynn looked at me like a wounded dog, then she slammed the door on my face.
I ran back to my room to see Lucy crying profusely, she had forgotten her nature and allowed her true emotions out. I knew she wanted this to be private so i closed the door and checked the vent for Lisa. Lucy cried all night and i stayed with her, soothing her nerves and making sure she had someone to lie on, me.
she sobbed and soon, thanks to her mascara, my body was soon filled with black.
"Li...li...i...sob...i just went to get my... sob...my remaining sob... poster, but she didn't let me, she said...i crossed her. And then she...she chased ne to your room" with that Lucy broke into tears again. I stoked her back, and for the first time, I actually felt like an elder brother.
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The next day went by without a hitch, the only thing interesting was dad promising us a trip to a new water park, and now i was here with Lucy, trying to put her to sleep.
Lincoln woke up early, he needed to bath first so he could have enough time to change in the bathroom.
Fifty minutes later, the family was on the road to the water park.
"hey Lucy!" Lincoln shouted "ready for some real inspiration?, Lucy?"
"we left her at home bro" Luna said.
"With who... Wait, where's Lynn?"
"at home with...oops"
...
When Lucy woke up, she didn't see Lincoln. She called out but didn't hear anything. So she ran to her room to get one of Lynn balls, she couldn't sleep last night because she wasn't hearing a thumping sound, but now that Lynn was not at home and she was banned from Lincoln room, she could steal one of her balls and get away with it.
She picked a small ball and turned. All the color on her face drained, standing at the door was her new nightmare, Lynn. And she was locking the door.

I hope you enjoyed it, i wrote this story way past my bedtime so don't be annoyed if they are mistakes there. Also i hope you understood what the 'surprise' was?.
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