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Hot Arlen Nights	By : Shrim_Lahey_Analingus Category: +G through L > King of the Hill Views: 16396 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Hot Arlen Nights
- 1
It was a scorching hot day in the great metropolis of Arlen, Texas. The thermometers shot right up to 101.1°F like a thermometer stuck up the asshole of a young child with a fever.
Bobby Hill was lying naked on the floor of the kitchen trying to absorb the coolness of the tiles when his mommy Peggy Hill walked in. Peggy Hill told young Bobby “Bobby Hill! Get off the floor you fat ass!” to which Bobby replied “Fuck you mom you ugly cunt, before I come over there and fist your asshole with my cock!”.
Peggy then marched right over to Bobby and started stomping on his supple young cock and balls that were splayed across the cool tile floor like a dead butterfly in an entomologists butterfly collection. Blood shot from Bobby’s urethra as Peggy Hill’s loose, hairy, wrinkly old pussy turned into the majestic waterfalls of the American side of Niagara Falls. Peggy Hill’s pussy began to pulsate as millions of deformed fetuses started oozing out and crawling for the door. Peggy Hill’s pussy, until this day, had been old and rotten and dried up like a stale potato chip, left out in a cheap plastic bowl for a child’s birthday party that was ruined by the presence of a black man. For the first time in her life, Peggy Hill’s pussy felt the gushing flow of vaginal secretions from her gorgeous Bartholin’s glands. Peggy Hill’s pussy was now an unstoppable geyser, more powerful than all the geysers in Hank Hill’s favorite national park, Yellowstone, combined. Pussy Hill’s peggy began to blossom like the mystical corpse flower, the rare jungle plant which only blooms once a year and reeks of rotting flesh to attract flies, except Peggy Hill’s pussy smelled worse, MUCH worse. Anyways, enough about Peggy Hill’s putrid, pulsating pussy.
Peggy Hill realized she was hugely turned on by blood and gore and harming people and all that weird shit, so she ran to the stove, started boiling some lightly salted water, and then added some spaghetti. In addition, she started warming up some all American Ragu pasta sauce, and put some meatballs in the oven. She was making her famous Spa-Peggy and Meatballs, all while still covered in Bobby’s dick blood. Once her delicious meal was finished, she took all of the really hot ingredients and dumped them all over Bobby’s naked body. Then she snapped the handle off of one of her pans and shoved one end up her pussy, then used it as a great phony-bologna dick to fuck Bobby up his tight little asshole. The spaghetti and Ragu sauce turned out to be perfect lubricant for assfucking your son with a pan handle, and she started cumming uncontrollably. She even started squirting, and at this point, she hopped over to Bobby’s head, lifted it up, and started spraying her pussy juice all over Bobby’s face. Unfortunately, Bobby was dead, he probably died from something completely unrelated to any of this though. Probably a burst cerebral aneurysm or something, or maybe he accidentally ate some cyanide a little earlier. Anyways, the spray of Peggy’s famous pussy juice was so strong, it actually ripped the skin and flesh off of Bobby’s supple young face. He was now a skeleton from the neck up, which Peggy is also really turned on by. She started skull-fucking him with her pan handle cock.
Just as she was about to blow a second Peggy-load all over Bobby’s naked body, Hank Hill walked in, shouting “Now just h-what in the Hell is all the god damn commotion Peggy?” Unfortunately, Hank wasn’t very pleased with Peggy raping Bobby’s dead body, so he grabbed the refrigerator, and using his amazing Texan strength, he lifted it over his head, and smashed it down over Peggy Hill’s disgusting body. She was crushed instantly, but was somehow still alive. It was about this time that Hank Hill remembered that Peggy Hill was actually a demon from the underworld sent here to corrupt Texas into not being such a glorious state.
So Hank Hill ran over to his neighbor Dale’s house, because Dale knows a lot about the occult and conspiracies and shit. Dale knew exactly what to do, but he refused to help Hank Hill unless he did him a favor first. Hank Hill proclaimed “God dammit Dale, this is serious, my wife Peggy Hill is trying to ruin my great state of Texas. I don’t have time for your stupid favors.” Dale told Hank “Too bad Hank, I have the power now, and you’re gonna have to listen to me. It won’t take long, I promise.” So Hank reluctantly asked “Alright alright fine, what idiotic favor do you need from me?” At that point, Dale dropped his trousers, bent over, and pointed his tight, white, skinny little ass at Hank and told him “you’ve gotta lube that dick up and blow a load right into my asshole Hank!”
Hank confessed “Oh Dale, how did you know? I’ve wanted to fuck you since the first episode. Only the true fans picked up on all of the sexual tension between us. Anyways, I wish I could help you out, but I have a narrow urethra, which prevents me from dropping a load in any man’s asshole I’m afraid.” Dale reassuringly stated “Don’t worry Hank, I’ve done plenty of internet research on how to fix that problem” as he pulled a dildo and tub of lubricant out of his poopy, unwiped asshole. He then dipped the dildo in the lube, ripped off Hank’s jeans with his teeth, and unleashed Hank Hill’s gigantic, beautiful, masculine-as-fuck COCK. It stood straight up at attention, measuring well over 3 feet in length, with a miniature American flag tied to the head, waving bravely and sternly, as if to warn all terrorists “Don’t Tread On Me” like the Metallica song. Just thinking about that proud monster dong makes me feel ashamed to have a penis myself.
Dale grabbed the dildo, and in one fast movement, shoved the entire thing up Hank’s dickhole. “Bwaaahhh!” he moaned in pleasure, as the dildo expanded his urethra, allowing him unprecedented levels of cumshots. Hank then grabbed a giant glob of lube, smeared it all over Dale’s asshole, and started railing him unforgivingly, until Dale started coughing up blood. Hank blew a load so massive, so powerful, and so American, Dale’s extremities swelled up with milky cum, and his nose, eyes, ears, belly button, dick, mouth, and every single pore on his skin started shooting out cum in every direction known to man, and some we haven’t even discovered yet. Dale had turned into a cum-sprinkler, until his fragile white body couldn’t handle the pressure and literally exploded in a giant, fiery ball of burning cockmeat and boiling cum.
Just then, Dale’s wife Nancy walked in, and Hank was ready for round two. It had been so long since he blew a load so big that he couldn’t control himself. He ripped Nancy’s clothes off, grabbed her face, and shoved it deep into his dickhole. Just then, Nancy’s secret boyfriend John Redcorn walked in, and started fucking Nancy in her gaping twat. Just then, Bill walked in and said “Jeez Hank, I wish you’d fuck me like that” so Hank grabbed Bill’s round, dinner roll-like head and shoved it up his asshole, forcing Bill to lick the inside of his rectum for pleasure. Bill really liked this so he started jerking off. Just then, Bobby’s little girlfriend person Connie walked in, and having always wanted to suck a dick and feeling a little thrown off by Bobby’s sudden death and rape, she yelled “YOLO” and started sucking Bill’s fat, hairy cock with her small, child-like lips. Just then, Joseph walked in and started fingering his own asshole. Just then, Cotton Hill walked in and started climbing all over Joseph’s hard, mid-pubescent cock, trying desperately to fit the whole thing in his tight, old, wrinkly, incontinent asshole. Just then, Boomhauer walked in and said “Dang old Hank and old everybody dang old else in here dang old doing the dang old things with the dang old sex and dang old heads up everyone’s dang old cockholes and dang old assholes”, and he decided to start squeezing John Redcorn’s noble Native American Nipples. Just then, Lou-anne walked in, and everybody stopped what they were doing. Everyone wants to fuck Lou-Anne, if that’s how you even spell her name, and now was their chance. Lou-Anne knew what was coming, and she didn’t mind. She stripped out of her clothes, and her dead voice actor moaned in anticipation as every hard cock and clit in the room pointed directly at her. Like an ultra-strong magnet, cocks and clits just started springing towards her. There was at least 3 cocks in her mouth, 6 in her asshole, and 25-30 cocks shoved deep in her sweet young pussy. Her tits bounced like warm pillows of jello, and suddenly everyone in the room, including the dead and burning Dale Gribble, orgasmed.
The sound of the orgasms in unison shook the walls so much that the ground started shaking. Everyone assumed it was an earthquake and started masturbating in terror. Suddenly, they realized it wasn’t an earthquake as the ground below them opened up, and Satan himself jumped up, and whipped out his 12 massive cocks, and 16 pulsating, dripping demon pussies, and shouted in his powerful demonic voice “I DEMAND THAT I BE FUCKED EVEN HARDER THAN LOU-ANNE!” Hank Hill replied “My Lord Lucifer, I believe I speak for everyone here when I say that we would love to, but after fucking Lou-Anne, our cocks and clits are gonna need some time to recover.”
Satan wasn’t too pleased with this, so he banished them all to the deepest and darkest level of hell, where everyone was raped every minute of every day by Adromalech and his demonic goat disciples and their sharply-horned cocks. But the joke was on Satan, because just when the King of the Hill gang thought their Hot Arlen Day couldn’t get any hotter, the heat and rough sex of Satan’s rape demons fulfilled their every fantasy and desire. They all lived happily ever after.
Just then, Hank Hill woke up and realized it was all a dream, so he rolled over and started raping Peggy Hill’s asshole. The end.
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