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Ed, Edd and Eddy
“Ed-Core Porn”
CHAPTER 1
(Homemade Porn)
Eddy picked up the topmost magazine from the stack of girlie-mags and riffled thru the pages. “Trailer Park Skanks” he announced as he flicked the magazine aside, whisking up each magazine in order on the stack, “Hot Naked Chix, Spread Pussies, Big Titty Magazine... Geez! I must’ve jacked off to these old rags at least a hundred times!”
“Me too, Eddy!” Ed sighed as he pawed thru the cast-off porn, blandly scanning page after page of spreadeagled models in seductive poses. “Same old pussies! Same old poses!”
Edd—“Double-D” to his pals—squinted at the dates on the magazine covers, “Hmm…” he mused, “Some of these are two years old! At the rate of maybe two magazines a day for two years...” he calculated mentally, “I’d say well over a thousand times!”
“Even worse!” Eddy grimaced, “We need some new porn!”
“New pussy pictures!” Ed grinned happily.
“Exactly!” Ed agreed.
“What happened to your regular shipments of skin mags your brother used to send you?” Double-D asked, scrutinizing the covers of the magazines, “Judging by these dates, he only sent you a handful last year!”
“Yeah, I know.” Eddy replied with a scowl, “I wrote him a letter lettin’ him know he’d been slacking off… he said he’d make it up by sending me a whole new stash, but I haven’t seen ’em yet!”
“Wouldn’t it be cool if we could make our own girlie-mags, Eddy!” Ed chimed in with a dopey grin.
“Yeah,” Eddy agreed, his eyes lit up excitedly, “If we printed our own porn we could probably sell them at school! Then we could buy all the big-time skin mags we wanted! New ones, too!” He pondered for a moment, “Hmm... Whadda you think, Double-D?” he asked his brainy buddy, “You think we could publish our own jerk-off mags?”
Double-D considered for a moment. “I don’t see why not!” he responded, “I’ve got the camera and some desktop publishing software on my computer… all we need now are pussies to photograph and a color printer!”
“You think Nazz would model for us?” Eddy asked hopefully.
“Probably!” Double-D nodded with a smile, “She likes us pretty good.”
“How about Sarah?” Eddy asked Ed.
“My baby sister likes to show off her pussy!” Ed nodded.
“That’s good!” Double-D smiled.
“And we might be able to get the Kanker sisters to show their stuff for us.” Eddy added.
The mention of the Kanker sisters startled the oafish Ed. The sisters were forever pursuing the three Eds as potential boyfriends.
Lee, the eldest at twelve years old, was a bullying redhead with curly hair that covered her eyes. She had a particular crush on the runty Eddy. Her blue-haired sister, Marie, while more attractive than her siblings, could be almost as aggressive as he older sister and was partial to the brainy Double-D.
The youngest of the three, homely buck-toothed May, had a manic infatuation with the slow-witted gangly Ed. The feisty ten-year-old was less domineering than her two sisters, nevertheless, she still frightened the lanky boy with her amorous attentions.
“K-k-kanker pussy?” Ed shuddered.
“Hey!” Eddy grinned, “Pussy is pussy! I’m sure those sluts won’t mind spreadin’ some pink for our homemade mag!”
Double-D winced, “They can get kinda nasty, Eddy!”
“Nasty is exactly what we want, Sock-head!” Eddy grinned, “Nasty sells magazines!”
“Yeah…” Double-D agreed reluctantly, “I guess it does!”
“Well, Double-D’s got the camera and the computer to edit our little masterpiece,” Eddy considered, “Ed’s gonna be our grip on the set, of course…”
Ed looked confused. “What’s a grip?” he asked Double-D.
“You get to move the heavy stuff.” Double-D explained.
Ed nodded with a vacuous smile. “I can do that!” he agreed.
“We’re all gonna help round up the talent…” Eddy resumed, “Now all we need is a good color printer to publish our first issue!”
“Kevin has a color printer.” Double-D offered, “Maybe he’d let us use it for a cut of the cash we get for selling the mags!”
“Brilliant!” Eddy said gleefully, “Ed, you go to the Park ‘n Flush and recruit the Kankers. Tell ’em four o’clock at the junkyard. Tell ’em I’ll cut ’em in on the take if they ask.”
“Four o’clock!” Ed parroted, “At the junkyard! Kanker pussy!”
“Right!” Eddy confirmed, “Double-D, you round up Sarah and Nazz, I’ll go talk to Kevin!”
“Are you sure you don’t want me to talk to Kevin, Eddy?” Double-D asked, “I think he likes me better than you!”
“Nonsense!” Eddy scoffed, “Kevin and I are pals, right, Ed?”
Ed shook his head slowly, “Nope, Eddy.” he said, “Double-D’s right… Kevin doesn’t like you very much!”
Eddy sneered, “Okay, whatever. I’ll talk to the girls and Double-D can finagle Kevin! I get along better with the ladies anyway!” Eddy grinned, “Right, Ed?”
Ed opened his mouth to speak, but quickly stifled his reply when Double-D shook his head rapidly, making a zipping motion across his own lips. “We’d better go, Ed!” he said quickly.
“Yeah!” Ed agreed as he headed out the door, Double-D trailing close behind.
“Fantastic!” said Eddy excitedly, “We’re gonna publish our own porno mag! Now let’s go scout out the talent!”
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