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A Danny Phantom fanfic – Why Couldn’t I Just be Dissected?
Written by WDCain

Disclaimer: Danny Phantom is owned by Nickelodeon. If it was owned by me it would have lasted a hundred more episodes and I would have hired Wings of Morphius and Legend Maker as the head writers for the show.

This fanfic was inspired by the ultra-dark ‘Danny’s parents experiment on him’ fanfics like AnneriaWings’ Lab Rat and Haija’s Phantom of Truth. After reading them, it occurred to me if it was possible to take the exact same concept (Danny being experimented on by his parents) and change the formula. Here’s my result so I hope you like it.

The readers on fanfiction.net sure as hell didn’t. This is the story that got my old account on FFN deleted. I had twenty negative reviews the first day after I posted it, screeching that this was the worst thing ever written. My account was taken down a week later. I guess none of them realized that this is a comedic parody of the ‘lab rat’ story.

Also, I haven’t watched the show in a long time. There might be a continuity error or two so kindly don’t get too miffed if I make one. The time frame is just before Phantom Planet so Maddie doesn’t have a clue to her son’s double identity.

Warning: It was strange writing this fanfic. Sometimes I felt like I was writing a dirty comedy while other times it felt like I was writing Grade-A nightmare fuel just like AnneriaWing’s or Haija’s fanfics. So be forewarned.

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Why Couldn’t I Just be Dissected?
By WDCain
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Danny Phantom sighed from inside the special cell made impervious to his ghostly powers. He could see his mother typing into a computer, no doubt preparing a horrible test or experiment to perform and there was nothing he could do to stop her.

This was the worst case scenario. His dad would not be showing up, so Danny couldn’t count on his buffoonery to help him escape. Maddie was smarter, craftier, and deadlier than Jack could ever hope to be. There would be no chance for escape. She would have foreseen every possible contingency and designed a counter measure for it. Danny was now her prisoner in her special laboratory.

This facility was special, set up by his mother and for his mother. Only. That was the first condition for her to receive the grant. Her husband was to have no part in her experiments. She couldn’t share her data with him and he wouldn’t be allowed to set foot in her custom lab. He couldn’t even know where it was located.

His mom allowed herself to be totally cut off from her family for the next six weeks so her experiments would proceed unabated. She was doing everything single-handed and it showed. Without Jack to bungle things up, she captured the ghost boy on her first attempt.

This left Danny Phantom nothing to do but sit in his cell and watch as his mother on the computer, no doubt deciding where to make the first incision.

“Not possible!” Maddie breathed incredulously.

“What’s up, doc?”

In a frenzy, she twisted the computer’s monitor towards him. He recognized it instantly. It was from when Clockwork was using ghosts from the future to kill him to stop him from becoming Dark Danny. “I am Box Lunch! The daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady! BEWARE!”

“GHOSTS CAN REPRODUCE?!”

“I guess so.”

“GHOSTS CAN REPRODUCE?!”

“Apparently.”

“GHOSTS CAN REPRODUCE?!”

“YES!” Danny snapped, tired of the mantra. “GHOSTS CAN HAVE SEX!!”

That statement stopped Maddie’s parrot impression; her eyes took on that cool and careful analyzing state that made her a great scientist. She stared at Danny Phantom so intensely that it begun to unnerve the ghost boy.

“Uh, Mo- I mean Maddie; uh, are you okay?”

His mother put her thumb under her chin and index finger under her red lips as she suddenly smiled. “Why yes, gho- I mean Phantom. I’m just fine.”

“Uh, good. That’s… good?” Danny wasn’t liking his mom’s sudden friendliness with her ‘supposed’ lab rat.

Maddie stood up and looked at Danny in the friendliest way she could. “Okay, gho- I mean Phantom,” she frowned at her slip. She needed it to trust her. “I know we’ve had a very rocky relationship so how about we let bygones be bygones?” She moved closer to the cell door. “Doesn’t that sound fine?”

“Um… it sounds… okay, I guess?”

“I’ve treated you horribly.” Maddie flashed him that kind smile only a loving mother could give. “It’s time I start making it up to you.”

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And make it up, Maddie did! The following two weeks were a blast for Danny! He had so much fun, it was like he was on summer vacation! His mother actually went out and bought the ghost boy a PlayBox-U gaming system and dozens of fun games along with some great action movies, anime, and a ton of brand new comic books!

Danny Phantom was having a blast and his mom was there right by him! It was the best mother/son quality time he ever had! She was there sharing the fun and paying attention to everything he did!

Sadly, had Danny known that his mother was carefully analyzing and documenting everything he did, he would not be enjoying himself at all.

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Video Games

“Picking Chun-Li again, ghost boy? You seem to pick her a lot.”

“Chun-Li’s great! She’s the strongest woman alive after all. She’s top tier and can beat up any of the guys with her mighty kicks!”

Maddie only gave him a smile as she made a mental note how Phantom enjoyed strong women in fighting video games. She also made a note that Chun-Li’s nylon stockings and mighty thighs might factor into it. Maybe the ghost was a leg-man?

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Movies

“Go boil an egg!” The ghost boy was laughing at Mel Gibson’s character’s one-liner to Lucy Liu’s dominatrix character.

Maddie continued smiling so as not to distract the ghost boy’s focus on Mel Gibson’s Payback. The subject was having much fun watching the gritty noir film violence. His attention to the Mistress Pearl’s scenes were noted. This required further examination.

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Anime & Manga

“Oh my god, Chitose! Hahahaha! This is the greatest anime ever!” Danny was on the ground clutching his sides. He was laughing so hard it actually Hurt!

Maddie had to fake giggling while she examined Phantom’s reactions to the slapstick sex-comedy. The Happy Lesson anime was offering a wealth of information to her. It seemed the ghost approved of motherly figures being sexualize through a variety of fetishes.

She also glanced over to the pile of manga’s Phantom had stacked while he was distracted by the anime. The ones at the top were Real Bout High School and the Sorcerer Hunters. Both featured powerful sexualized women. She theorized this observation would reappear in the next tests.

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Comics

“Man, do I wish they stayed on Powergirl for more than twelve issues,” the ghost moaned with an amused smile as he finished the twelfth issue of Justin Gray, Jimmy Palimiotti, and Amanda Conner’s run of the series. His minor dismay didn’t hamper him from picking up some old Catwoman comics drawn by Jim Balent. Those comics were still quirky, enjoyable, and featured big bosomed women.

Off to the side, Maddie smiled to herself. She was right. Her initial hypothesis had enough support garnered from the ghost boy’s responses to begin a new series of tests. All that was needed was the prep work.

The brilliant Dr. Maddie Fenton went online to special websites and entered her measurements. It was time to begin the experiment!

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The week passed quickly for the two. Time flies when you’re having fun was the reason why. Danny Phantom was living it up with all the hobbies he abstained from to fight ghosts and Maddie was plotting tons of different scenarios and avenues she could explore.

Danny Phantom could not think of a happier time.

Even though Maddie was in the dark of their true relationship, she could easily tell the ghost loved being around her now that she wasn’t trying to destroy it. Dropping the scalpel and ecto-cannon to pick up comics and video games were far more effective in gaining its trust. It trusted her so much that it had no clue when she walked into its cell while it was playing a game and tasered it in the back.

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Maddie quietly pushed the wheelchair holding the knocked-out Phantom, tip-toping so not to wake it. The ghost had a fast recovery and she didn’t want to face its ire over being back-stabbed with the patented Fenton Ghost Prod. They entered the empty examining chamber she prepared for these tests. Except for the large metal table in the center and two large steel cabinets off to the side, the room was bare. There were no computer terminals, monitors, or machinery at all except the security tech lining the cuffs on the table to ensure the ghost could not escape.

She had to hurry. The shock wouldn’t keep the ghost unconscious much longer and it needed to be restrained. She plopped Phantom on the large table and arranged its limbs into an x-shape. Efficiently taking up each arm, the scientist securely cuffed each wrist to a table corner. The Fenton Ecto-Entrappers ensured that the ghost would have no leverage to move. Satisfied that there was none, Maddie turned her attention to its legs, cuffing one then the other to the remaining corners and making sure again it would have no leverage there either.

Nodding proudly to herself, Maddie gazed down at her plaything. Phantom looked so helpless bound to the metal slab, like the little boy it appeared to be. It seemed inconceivable to think that such a small ghost possessed so much raw power; but here it was, completely at her mercy.

Smacking her lips, she grinned at her triumph, closing her eyes in bliss. She had toppled the mighty Phantom! By herself! No powers, no crack squad of commandos, just by using her wits, prowess, and genius, she had trapped the mighty Phantom and it would never escape her!

Nothing could get rid of her smile as she exited the chamber. She carried it all the way to the changing station to fetch the special materials she ordered online. It was time for science and she would love every second of it!

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Danny Phantom slowly came to his senses. His eyes were sore and red as they focused on the ceiling above him. He shook his head to wave off whatever knockout gas his mother hit him with. He tried to rub his eyes but found his wrists manacled above his head. Phase proof. Looking down he noticed his ankles were manacled in the same fashion. Closer inspection revealed that the high-tech cuffs were lined with soft leather so as to not injure the wrists and ankles. Not fitting for a dissection at all. He was going to be cut up so why spear him some minor discomfort?

Looking around the operating room only raised more questions. There weren’t any computers or scanners or anything else he spotted in the Fenton basement. It was just the metal table he was shackled to. Except for two large steel cabinets off to the side, the room was bare. He was all alone so where was his mother--?

The ghost boy flinched as the overhead lights switched off, leaving him in the dark. Before he could ask what was happening, the lab door opened and just as quickly closed. Phantom strained his neck to see who entered but even a ghost had its limits. All he could do was listen to heels clacking on hard floor tile. The sound did not stop and instead encompassed him. His mother was walking around him in a circle. In heels.

“Mom—Maddie? C-could you just tell me what’s happening here?” He asked in a small voice. His answer was the continued clacking heels from the dark.

This went on for a full minute, putting the prisoner in a nervous state. The ghost boy squirmed against his bonds but they wouldn’t budge. His nerves were reaching their limit and that darn clacking wasn’t helping matters!

“Could you stop that dang heel noise!! It’s driving me batty!”

Soft fingers gently stroked his cheek. He jerked in reflex but found she had already gone back into the darkness.

“Shhh, baby. Don’t get upset,” his mother cooed into his ear. “It’ll all turn out all right.”

Phantom snapped his head to face her but she had already vanished back into the dark. She gave a little laugh and resumed that maddening heel noise. It was like Chinese water-drip torture; it was driving him inside!

“Quit that! It’s freaking annoying!” He thrashed uselessly against his bonds. “So stop with the heels!”

“You want me to do something else?” He could hear her smiling. “Are you suuuuuuuuure?”

“Yes!” Phantom snapped, frustrated beyond common logic. He would regret saying that one word for the rest of his life.

“Then get ready for the shock of your life.” She giggled and pressed a button on the table.

Danny immediately braced himself for electric shocks but they didn’t come. He wished they had. Instead the button turned on the lights and he saw his mother. “Oh my god…”

A red Playboy bunnysuit. His mother was dressed as a Playboy bunny. It was tight in all the right areas. Her well endowed breasts were barely constrained by the cups of the red costume. Its underlining corset squeezed her slim tummy to emphasize her wide childbearing hips, which were tilted to show the fluffy cotton tail above her buttocks. Her sleek legs were covered by the smoky-dark sheen of her nylon pantyhose. Red stiletto heels propped her up, giving her steps a strut that made her red bunny ears flop with every step. The cute black bowtie and white collar cuffs on her tiny wrists only added to her seductive wiles.

“Do you liiiiiiike?” Maddie purred, winking at the ghost boy. Her hand on a tilted hip and the other by her bosom, she flashed her beautiful smile. Having shown her profile, she started walking towards the helpless ghost. The heels clacked as she shook her hips with each step as she renewed her circling around Danny, allowing him to take in her raw sexuality from every angle, from the generous swell of her breasts to her uncomfortably tight bunny corset that exemplified her hourglass figure.

Phantom lost it and triggered the white rings to appear and change him back to human mode to stop this before what he feared would happen happen. But the rings did not appear. All he felt was a slight tingling coming from the technology in his manacles. He couldn’t change back! He couldn’t show his mom what she was doing to her son!

The bunnygirl ran her forefinger up and down his chest after coming to a stop. She bent down, hands on her knees and pushing her immense cleavage into his face. Her dainty hand slid between her breasts, pushing them apart to pull out a small metal handle snuggled between them. Her thumb rolled across its switch and out folded a small blade, a box cutter.

“No, no…” Phantom cried quietly, shivering as fear overtook him.

The Halfa closed his eyes in preparation for the first incision, but felt something ticklish. He weekly peaked though his eyelids to see Bunny Maddie using the box cutter to gently cut away his costume without nicking his ecto-skin. She sliced up his black hazmat-suit over and over, as speedy as a slasher movie monster and as meticulous as a surgeon.

Danny held his breath, scared out of his mind. She took notice and stopped. “Don’t worry. I’ll never hurt you,” she whispered into his ear, “not without enjoying it.”

Bunny Maddie grabbed his cut-up uniform by the DPlogo and pulled; and just like the magician’s table cloth trick, she yanked his costume clear off.

“Mmm, nice.”

“Oh my god! I’m naked!”

“Don’t fret, sweetcakes. I’ll be naked soon, so relax. Now lay back and enjoy the view!” The scarlet bunny smiled, turning around and walking to the cabinets with the ghost’s costume. She wiggled her derriere to catch his gaze onto her cute cotton fuzz ball. Naturally the high cut of the corset-like bodice meant that her butt cheeks were fairly exposed behind the nylon stockings. It was practically a thong with the amount of skin from her backside showing. Worst for Danny, the high heels and stockings brought out the definitions of her legs and butt.

Phantom’s jaw could not drop any farther as his mother bent over, lifting up her firm butt for him to see as she stuffed his suit into a container for later study. She wiggled her hips to do a little bootie shake for him to enjoy, but instead making his stomach churn.

Her busywork done, bunny Maddie spun on her heels with her hands behind her back and made her way back to her prisoner, arms bent akimbo with her hands at her side, rolling her hips with every step. She fixed him a lustful smile, fully aware that her chest was bouncing with each step and that the high heels were forcing her to take more mincing steps that emphasized the shifting of her buttocks. But it was worth it to hold the ghost’s undivided attention.

She stood to the side of the ghost child and gently touched his navel, running her red fingernail up his chest. Phantom shuddered, looking decidedly ill as she stood by his side and gentle stroke his abdomen.

Danny looked up into her fiendish smile and broke. The secret could not be kept anymore. Her sensual teasing had ruined the mother/son bond. He only prayed that he could salvage some sort of working relationship with his mother after he explained everything and she got out of the bunnysuit. “Doct- Maddie, please listen carefully. It’s been me all along. I’m Dan- MMFFFFF?!”

Maddie knocked the breath out of him with a smothering kiss, crushing his smaller mouth with her full red lips. Her petite hands pulled his face deeper into the passionate kiss even as her ample bosom rubbed against his naked chest. The ghost-boy froze helplessly as the bunnygirl poured all her love into the smooch. Time stopped Danny’s sense of smell and taste exploded, Maddie’s perfume and lipstick lighting up his senses.

When his mom used her tongue did time unfreeze. Danny screamed, a scream filled with full horror, thrashing his muscles wildly.

Dr. Fenton smiled as she pulled him deeper into the kiss, her inner self rejoicing and bunnyears bobbing. The next month was going to reveal so much! ‘Initial intimacy a success. Now to move on to stage two.’

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A month later Dr. Maddie Fenton opened her home’s front door, a grumpy and frumpy woman. She was wearing her typical blue jumpsuit but it was smeared with grease and burns. There was even some smoke whisking off it.

“Mads! What happened to you?”

She looked at her worried husband and sighed, clearly exhausted. “All my hard work and research, gone. On the very last day Phantom escaped and wrecked the lab.”

“Did he hurt you?” Jack rushed over to her and quickly looked her up and down. “The smoke?”

“He melted my computers…” she whined. “Then he blast off, leaving me to explain to my financers that all the money and gear they supplied me with was wasted. I doubt I’ll ever get a grant again.”

She sobbed but stopped when her loving husband stroked her neck. “Not your fault, care bear. Save your anger for the ghost boy.”

Maddie stopped her tears and smiled. “Thanks, love. You always know how to make me feel better.”

“That’s my job, Mads!” Jack grinned and showed his wedding ring. “And I’ll never forget it!”

“I never could, my dear.” Maddie giggled, like the weight of the world was off her shoulders. “So how have you and Danny been handling the time without mommy dearest?”

“Well, I’ve been pretty busy in the lab and Danny has been quiet as a church mouse the whole time. With Jazz away on that out-of-state internship, Sam enrolled at that ladies reform school, and Tucker at space camp, Danny’s been pretty much stuck in his room all summer. Still, it’s nice that he hasn’t caused any trouble at all. Boy hasn’t made a peep.”

Maddie looked up the stairs. “Danny! Mama’s home! Come give me a hug!”

There was a long pause as their son timidly arrived at the stair top. He looked as frazzled and worn-out as his mother, who he was looking at in a strange mix of fear and exhaustion. His clothes even looked loose, like he hadn’t eaten in several weeks.

Maddie couldn’t even talk, shocked to her core how pale her little boy was.

“Dan-O my boy, go get your mom’s luggage from the RV. She’s tired and needs a break so help her out!”

The Fenton child nodded gloomily in that way that would drive the Manson girl hot and headed down the stairs to do as he ordered.

Maddie couldn’t break her eyes away from her boy. He looked so fragile and weak, he couldn’t even walk straight. He was just a pale shade of her normally energetic child.

“He needs a vacation from here. Badly. He needs some quality time with his parents, now!

“Some quality time with us would do him good,” Jack agreed.

“It’s not good for a growing boy to be a shut-in.” Maddie voice cracked with dread.

“How about it just be you, Mads?” Jack scrunched his face in contemplation. “Both of you need some quality time together with you being away so long.”

“I think, I think that would be a fine idea.”

“I’ll make the arrangements. Where would you like to go-?”

There was a loud bash. They both looked at Danny and saw he had dropped Maddie’s suitcase. He was frozen to the spot as its contents spilled out. Lingerie, bikinis, and fetish costumes were scattered everywhere. Jack and Maddie paid it no mind and went back to making vacation plans, leaving their son to clean up the mess.

Danny could not do that as he stared at the mountain of sexy outfits in abject horror. He shivered at the French Maid uniform, froze at the Japanese schoolgirl fuku outfit, before finally passing out after seeing the cheerleader’s costume.

Jack and Maddie both chuckled. “He really needs a vacation!”

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A week later had passed. Now, it was Vlad Plasmius’ tern in the ecto containment unit that his enemy Danny Phantom had been caged in by his mother. There was no way Vlad could escape. There was no way Vlad could use his powers. He was completely at their mercy.

And Vlad could not be happier!

He found out what Maddie had been doing to the ghost boy not long ago and could not be more jealous. When he found out that she would be reattempting the experiments but with the mysterious Wisconsin Ghost, Vlad did all he could to get captured.

So Vlad sat in his cell with the goofiest grin ever seen. This was a dream come true and he couldn’t wait for the ‘hands-on’ experiments to start!

The door to the lab opened and Vlad jumped to his feet excited to see what sexy underwear she would be sporting. Sexy policewoman? Naughty schoolteacher? Or dare he hope, a meek submissive bondage babe?

Oh no. It was Jack dressed as a Chippendale’s Dancer. The tight black pants stretched to the max to contain his girth, His flabby stomach drupped over his waistline, and the white collar and bowtie were swallowed by neck fat.

Jack started the Chippendale’s dance and Vlad threw-up in his mouth. The vomit kept him from screaming as the tubby scientist headed towards his cell by hip thrusts.

“WWHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!” Plasmius screamed just as Jack took off his pants.

In room outside the lab, Jack’s computer woke up from sleep mode by the shriek’s vibrations. The file on screen was the beautiful Maddie wearing a too tight one-piece blue swimsuit that looked like it was painted on.

“Jack, I am having a blast on this private island! Thank you for restarting my experiment and present the research to redeem my reputation! It’s taken so much off my mind and leaves me free to enjoy my vacation!”

The video showed Danny in the background. His eyes were stuck on his mother’s firm backside before he broke away and started crying.

Maddie looked behind to check on her boy. “Danny’s been pretty reclusive and not really opening up. I think he’s attention starved so I’ve been giving him as more affection to make him smile. I’ve made it my personal mission to hang on his side non-stop to make him feel appreciated and love. I’ll be sure to make him smile before we leave this tropical paradise or I am not Dr. Maddie Fenton!”

She struck a pose, causing her breasts to bounce; and spun on her long legs and opened her arms wide. “Come give mommy a hug!”

Danny promptly passed out.

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The End
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Check out DLToon’s gallery on deviantART to see Maddie in her bunnysuit; and look at Grimphantom’s gallery to see Maddie in her blue swimsuit. Thank you both for making all your fantastic art!

But in all seriousness, this story really was inspired by all the lab rat DP fanfics. It just occurred to me that if Maddie knew that ghosts could sexually reproduce, she might really try something like this. All in the name of science, of course. She would never cheat on her husband with a lower life form.

It was tough writing this. I went through three versions even though it followed the same storyline. The first was a naughty lemon before I removed the explicit material as it would have constituted as porn, the second was dark dealing with the repercussions of child molestation, and the third and final one was more a comedy. I might publish the first two if I get enough positive feedback. But please, for the love of God, don’t freak out. This is just a story. Kindly relax and enjoy the humor here. If I get enough positive feedback, I might even release an extended edition showing what happened to Danny during his month with mommy. Heh heh.
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