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The Itch	By : Demon_Casket Category: +1 through F > Adventure Time Views: 26741 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter I: Kiss My Itch
It was a typical night on a typical day with nothing special happening, in the world of Ooo. Finn and Jake were bashing it out on a random fighting game, mashing and sticking their controllers, while BMO’s face flashed the action.
“Ahh, yeah! I’m gonna smoke you, broz!” Finn screamed with cheer as he whittled down Jake’s life bar.
“Aww, no way, homie! Youw gut ‘n butt got nuttn’ ta strut!” Jake replied with just as much joyful contempt for Finn’s efforts.
For a while, it seemed Finn had the upper hand, outwitting Jake and dismantling his defenses, but, in a twist of fate, Jake used the might of his superior tools to answer back. With a few lucky moves, he managed to come out ahead. Finn was so close, yet so far away.
“Aw, meaaaaannnh!” Finn conceded defeat, but, as always, he was a gentleman about his loss. “Alright, ya got me. Cool game, broz.”
“Ahh, yeah! That’s right! Give it up for the Jakemeister! Bump me some knuckle, bro!” Jake celebrated, bumping fists with Finn and making him laugh with his happy dance. Just then, the house’s wireless walkie-talkie/radio started buzzing in.
“I’ll get it!” Finn announced as he leapt to his feet. Jake continued playing solo behind him as he picked up the set to talk. The cute little icon of Princess Bubblegum’s face was presented on the screen.
“Oh, hey! What’s up, PriBubs?” Finn casually greeted her.
“Oh! What’s up, Finn? Is Jake there?” the Princess replied.
“Yeah. He’s jus playin’ a game right now. Why? is there trouble?”
“Well, not exactly, Finn, but, it’s something that only Jake can take care of. Could you get him for me, please?”
“Oh, no probs, Peebs.”
Finn had to admit that he was a little put off. The fact that she seemed to trust Jake alone with this, whatever it was, got under his skin a little, but, in his humility, he admitted that there were many limitations that Jake did not share. He simply let it go.
“Yo, Jake!” Finn yelled over his shoulder while he muted the receiver with his hand. In some odd, dinosaur part of his brain, he felt like he was personally covering up Bubblegum’s ears. He jumped away from the thought, as it made him tingle a bit and wanted such feelings to be reserved for Flame Princess. “PriBubs on the phone for ya!”
“Okay. Tag me out, bro.” Jake said as he stretched himself back towards the receiver while his hands were still on the controller. With a masterful stroke, Finn somersaulted into place, just as Jake let go of the controller, and took hold of the pad, making the action on the screen seamless.
While Finn was button mashing and pixel crushing, he caught tidbits of Jake and Bubblegum’s conversation. Finn found it odd that Jake was speaking with the same, deep, googly voice in which he spoke with Lady Rainicorn, but, he thought ‘Jake is Jake’, whatever the reason may be.
“…Got an itch that needs some good scratchin’, huh babe?” Finn heard Jake say, followed by the odd, low-toned, seductive chatter of Bubblegum, her words indiscernible from the tiny speaker. “…it’s wide open, huh? Heheh.…But you can see through it anyways…nah keep it on…I like it like that…”
“Weird convo…” Finn said, trying not to mind, but, as the moments rolled on, the shadows of the house seemed to be getting longer, echoing the mystery of the conversation. The strange tone of the conversation and how they were enjoying it were getting to him. Finn couldn’t quite concentrate on the game anymore. He really wanted to know what they were talking about and what the odd tones in their voices were for.
“…Yeah, I can’t wait to put it in you…I’ll be right over, babes.” Jake said, finally finishing the conversation. “Fiiinn! I gotta head on over to Bubblegum’s.” he began, after he hung up the wireless. “…She’s got a…um…I gotta fix something for her.” His voice was jittery and uncertain. It was obvious to Finn that he was lying…he was never quite good at it.
“Sure! Want me to come along?” Finn replied.
“NO!” Jake was quick to respond. “Eh…that is…no, hehe, it’ll be fine with just me n her.”
“Whatevs. Just ring me in if you need anything.”
“…Ahkay.” Jake started sneaking towards the window, unnecessarily cautious for his explanation. “…So…uh…yeah. I’ll be an hour or so…so…don’t wait up!”
“No probs.”
With that, Jake slipped out the window, leaving Finn to ponder on this, alone. ‘What is with him?’ he thought at first. Then, ‘…What’s with them? Bubblegum and Jake don’t seem to be trusting me with something? Is it, like, a surprise party, or…?’ Suddenly, Finn’s mind traced back to recent events when the Ice King tried to give himself and Princess Bubblegum eternal alone time by using a universe devouring computer virus. After Bubblegum hugged Finn and Jake, she and Jake had a subdued conversation, holding hands or something, behind their backs, out of view from Finn’s eyes. Finn didn’t hear them exactly, but, it was certain that Bubblegum said, “…I missed you.” and then moaned quietly in ecstasy, while making kissy noises. Then, Finn’s mind traced back to the day Bubblegum introduced Finn and Jake to her discovery of liquid fireworks. She let Jake settle in her lap…but pushed Finn away, even left after things got awkward between them. His mind began flying through many things, connecting events with weak links of paranoia. ‘Could they have been seeing each other behind my back?? How long has this been going on?!?’ he thought, his brain so wired that he thought he was having a seizure.
“…I need some air, BMO. I’mma go out for a walk.” Finn said, suddenly dropping his controller.
He had to know what the hell was going on.
It took a little while for Finn’s eyes to adjust to the darkness, but, he was finally able to see. He was dressed in pitch black and perched atop one of the lookout limbs of the tree house, watching Jake’s movements in the dark with a pair of weak binoculars as he stepped a giddy pace to the Candy Kingdom. He watched and watched, finally seeing that he stretched himself high into the castle tower in which the royal quarters of Princess Bubblegum were held. Once he saw this, Finn ran across the bridged limb and dropped himself quickly to the ground, using a bucket and pulley. Now, ready for a stake out, he sprinted towards the tower and the answers that lay within.
After a few minutes of running, he slowed his pace to catch his breath. Then, stopping at the edge of the forest, he plotted his way forward, through the streets and finally ending up at the castle tower. He dashed from shadow to shadow, slipping past late night passerbys and a few banana guards, until he finally came to the foot of the Princess’s tower. He then quickly tied kunais to his feet and clutched two within his hands to begin using them like ice picks to scale the tower. Slowly but steadily, he chipped his way up to the open window, bit by bit, until his head could peer into the open portal. He dug his foot spikes into the wall so his weight was fully supported and stealthily looked inside. Finn simply thought he'd see them at the edge of the bed, smooching up a storm. Expecting this, he thought he might leap through the window to confront them, but, his expectations were overloaded by something far, far more heart wrenching. It took his eyes a little while to adjust to the well lit room, but, when he did, “…Oh…my…glob…!” was all he could say.
Yes, they were there, but, not at the foot of the bed, and they appeared to be in an even stranger kissing ritual than Finn had ever seen. For, it wasn’t simply the two of them kissing but only one, and, although two pair of lips were involved, one pair wasn’t on the princess’ face.
Bubblgum was laying naked across the bed with only a wispy cardigan for clothing. It didn’t close all the way around her body, but, it didn’t look like it was supposed to either. Her legs were spread wide open and she was staring down her body to Jake, who was feasting ravenously on the second pair of lips, right between her legs. For the first time in his life, Finn beheld the landscape of her clear, intoxicating, naked body. Her torso was trim, with the faintest hints of muscular sculptures across her navel. Her bellybutton was a dark, mysterious cavern that seemed to call out to Finn as he continued his march upward to the sweet, perky mounds and peaks of her young, radiant breasts. Her neck was sleek and smooth and her perfectly pretty face was blushing something awful. Her breaths were so heated that they came out as steam clouds. Finn then focused his attention towards Jake’s actions, as he wanted to know what the hell he was doing to make her feel so hot. Without a clear view, he was thankful that he forgot to leave his binoculars behind, as they were still dangling about his chest. He put them to his eyes and then focused in on the spot between Bubblegum’s long, naked legs. ‘…Wahh?’ Finn said in his mind. He didn’t exactly know how to feel about what he saw.
“…Hhhh…hhh…huahhh…ohhhhhhh…yes…” Bubblegum panted and purred. At first, Finn thought she was getting bitten, and thusly, eaten, maybe with the possibility of Jake being possessed by the Lich. Now, it was getting clear to him that Jake was doing something that she liked. “Ooohhh, yeah. Lick my pussy, Jakehhh.” she huffed to him again.
“L...lick? Pussy?” Finn spoke under his breath. “What the hell does that mean? Is she talking about her thing thing, between her legs?”
“Mmmm, ooh, yeah, momma. I looove the way you taste.” Jake answered back, continuing to lap at her sparkling lips. His broad, doggy tongue was swabbing up and down across Bubblegum’s sweet, sticky folds, tasting and pressing and making her burn from the inside out.
“Ough! Oh! Not there! Juhh…akehhh!” Bubblegum suddenly cried out as Jake crossed a strange nib of flesh that sat like a jewel atop Bubblegum’s lower lips.
“Heheh, no way, Bubbles. This pussy is mine now. And I’m gonna eat it all up!” Jake said as he began licking even harder upon her.
Finn didn’t understand, but, every time Jake stroked his tongue across the mound of pink flesh, it nearly made Bubblegum quiver…or cringe, perhaps? He did not know. All that he knew was that she seemed to like everything that he was doing to her.
“Mmm…alright, babe. Jakey’s gonna fuck you now.” Jake announced in a fiery voice. “Get on all fours and raise that ass up for daddy.”
Bubblegum giggled in reply. She rolled over and got on her hands and knees, sticking her sweet, beautiful rump up to Jake as he got into position. Then, Jake presented his large, unquestionable member. It was big enough to start as another arm. The only distinctions were that it had a head and a hole, and, there was also a curious bulb that was forming at the base of his shaft. Stiffening up and well on the road to full largedom, he began stuffing himself shallowly into the princess’ juicy lips. “Oooohh, yeahthat’sgood…” Bubblegum moaned as Jake began pumping short, shallow thrusts into her body, spreading her pussy wider and wider as his meat continued to stiffen. He placed his hands upon her hips and settled there for a while, pumping her and pumping her, in short, shallow fucks, and making her sweet moaning voice punctuate the silence of the room. A sweet sound of gentle clicks and smacks began permeating the atmosphere and Bubblegum began to moan with hot, heavy breaths. Jake began fucking a little deeper and faster, giving her a little more length as his excitement grew. Then, as a look of savage wild began spilling over his face, he went in for a slow, deep one.
“Ohh, baby…here it comes…” he said and then slowly stuffed his huge knot forward into her, slipping and slipping himself deeper inside, until the slick, giant bulb was buried into the sweet, pink meat of her pussy.
“AH! Ohhhglaaahhhbhhhhh…!” Bubblegum growled in reaction. Finn was certain that it hurt.
At first, Bubblegum was grinding her teeth. Tears even spilled a bit from her eyes as they were clenched shut. However, when Jake bore himself across her back and simply began rocking his body back and forth into her, stuffing and stuffing his huge cock and massaging his dog knot deep inside of her pussy, she began to moan crazily.
“Huhhh…uuuahhhh! Ohhhuhhgghahhh!!” she cried, her mouth never closing for a second as he took her. He pounded and pounded her, filling the air with the hot, loud sounds of a tight, squishing pussy.
“Oughhhh, glob, you’re tight!!!” Jake nearly growled. “Hahh…hahh…hahhh…oughhh yeah! Ohh, I love how you clamp down on me, babe. Ough, you’re cunt’s the best!”
Jake’s praise only made Bubblegum melt as her body went limp in surrender. Her back arched down like a fallen bridge and her face was planted onto the cushions of the mattress. Her mouth was kept wide open as a chorus of screaming moans was heard. “Ahh…ohhhyess! Ohhh, fuck yeah! Aghhhh! Aghhh! Aghhhhhhh!!!” She screamed as she simply presented her rosy, thankful rump to Jake as he took her, naturally, as a dog in heat.
Jake gritted his teeth together. He began fucking in hard, forceful jerks as he felt himself about to explode. He clamped his eyes shut and shoved himself deep into her body. “Ohhhglahhhhhbbbbehhhh!!!” he cried as he pulsed himself inside of her.
A hot, flowing, geyser of burning cream began washing deep into her body. So much was the volume that it began gushing out of her lips. “Ahhhhh!!! Ohhh…it’s filling me upehhh!” she cried as Jake continued to shove quick, sharp jerks into her cunt. Soon, after he was done giving up the last of his liquid heat to Bubblegum’s body, he became extremely sensitive and direly needed to stop. Jake began to slip off of Bubblegum’s back, but, Bubblegum acted quick to keep him inside of her. She toppled over, rolling and pivoting her body around Jake’s pulsing member, so that she ended up on top in a reverse cowgirl position.
Jake yelled up to her, “Aw, no! C’mon, babe, I’m all done now!”
Bubblegum simply looked down over her shoulder at him. “Yeah? WELL I’M NOTehh.” she growled as she began pumping and pumping his cock in a rather forceful position, nearly laughing as a crazed maniac as she did so. Jake squirmed and moaned in torment as Bubblegum continued to milk his body. She freed an arm and reached down to begin stroking and fingering her swollen clit with ravenous hunger. She fucked herself hard with a nearly snakelike motion in her belly, making her hips rise and fall in a smooth, fluid manner, as her glistening trap swallowed him whole. “Gyahh! Ooooohyeah! Ohh, I’m so close! I’m so close! I’mhh…oh glahb!!!” She screamed as her body began to quiver. For a moment, she remained frozen in place, a silent scream presenting beautifully upon her face. She shook, she shuddered, a few gasps escaping her throat, and then she simply collapsed down onto Jake’s body, unintentionally shoving his meat up into her chamber one last time, and making him yelp.
“Huahhhhhh…oh, glahhhb that was gooood.” Bubblegum purred like a cougar.
“Heh…hehe, yeah. You are one crazy dame, babe.” Jake replied.
“Heheeehhhand don’t you forget it. Hehhhh…ooohhh, yeah.”
“…”
Finn was silent. He had nothing to say. There was nothing to do…nothing to say…and no words to describe the moment anyway. He slipped his feet out of the wraps that bound him to the kunai and turned his side to the wall. He let his limp buttocks slump in between the two daggers and let them cradle him like a lost child…or a dying fetus. He didn’t exactly know what he had just witnessed, nor did he understand why. Was it love? Were they in love with each other? ‘No.’ he said to himself. Somehow, that didn’t feel quite it. Yet, lying there now, he had to admit, what he saw was an extreme ‘something’, a secret, special something, and he was definitely not a part of it. Why? Did they not have confidence in him? Did they have no hope in him understanding what to say or do? Finn thought for a moment, the answer slowly, slowly forming in his head, and then, when it became a substance solid…he simply said ‘no, they don’t…because I really don’t know what this is.’
They were rough and wild. ‘An itch to scratch’, Finn recalled Jake saying. Yes, that’s the way it seemed to be. It must be a something that burns in your skin, horribly tormenting you, until you attack it with wild abandon, regardless of whether or not you end up bleeding. Yet, despite the wild manner in which Jake and Bubblegum had at each other, Finn could feel that, if it was to be with him and his Bubblegum…the form would be different. To be so intimate and close with her, he knew that he wouldn’t be so wild and careless. He knew that he’d be gentle.
The thoughts stewed and swirled around in his head. He could see why he would not be included, especially if Jake wanted her all to himself. ‘Why, damn you!?’ Finn thought, directing his feeling now to Jake…his supposed best friend, ‘How could you do this?! Take her body in such a way?! When you know…When you know that I…’ “Ehhhp…” Finn sucked in a hard breath. He suppressed a sob, a solid rock of emotion that all but choked his throat, nearly dropping him from the wall. He couldn’t cry, not now, or they’d find him.
He spoke to himself, the words within his heart. They echoed, although spoken only once. Spoken once but might as well have been a million. ‘How could you do this…when you know…I love…I…still…love…her…?’
The dam broke wide open then. Streams fell from his eyes. They felt hot against his cheeks, yet, cool against his blush, and they flowed as a sorrowed storm.
“You were great, babe.” Jake complimented as they rested in silence.
“Mmm, thanks, puppy.” Bubblegum replied.
“Hey, I was wondering though, you ever gonna let Finn in on this biz? It’d blow his socks off for sure.”
“Don’t do me any favors, Jake.” Finn growled silently as he listened.
Bubblegum thought a second. Then she answered, “Nah, I don’t think so. He’s way too young, after all. He wouldn’t know how…mmm…or why.”
“…”
“Besides…I doubt he’s…well equipped for the job, like you.” Bubblegum said as she slipped Jake out of her hot box and grabbed a hold of him, playfully.
“AW! Gahh! NO!” Jake cried and began barking at Bubblegum as she shocked his sensitive member with her grip. They soon began playing and chasing each other around the room. It would doubtlessly end up in more of this wild, crazy sex, and Finn would have no more of it. He began his long, careful descent from the tower, all the while listening to the moans and cries of ecstasy, spilling from Bubblegum’s lips as the window got farther and farther away.
Finn didn’t go home that night. He came off the wall and headed in home’s direction but simply didn’t end up there. Instead, he found himself overlooking the sea from a fond vantage point he often visited when he was in need of a deep, deep thought. Obviously, he was in need.
The sea was quiet, this night, and the waves spoke little more than a passing chatter. The moon shown across the ocean like a thousand sparkling diamonds, but, none of this consoled his broken heart. That was the worst of it. He thought he was over her, that he had moved on and settled on giving his heart completely to his Flame Princess, but, he knew, if that were true, there would be no such pangs within his soul, at the sight he just saw. He wanted to touch her, to kiss her, to make love to her, even though he didn’t know how, even though he didn’t know that this was roughly what Jake was doing to her. Obviously, he still felt for his Bubblegum. He knew, though, she would not let him in, not as long as she was a lady and he was…just a boy. And what she said, as well, so pierced him deep inside. What did she mean he was not ‘well equipped for the job’? He slumped to the ground then, trying his damnedest to keep his head clear and logical, as opposed to the emotional wreck that he knew he was. What did she mean? He remembered then that she said on the phone it was something that only Jake could take care of. Could it be…
Finn gave his package a tug. “Ohhh, jeez, PriBos! Talk about superficial!” It was beyond true. There was no way in hell that Finn could beat Jake in that measure of manhood. “I got heart, woman! I’ve got a soul and the fire to back it! Don’t that count for nothin’?!?!” Finn screamed with his head and arms raised to the sky. After that, he felt like he pushed himself too hard. He weakened and then slumped forward, plastering his face into the cold, cold ground. Feeling that these things were in a realm beyond his current reach and understanding, he came to the conclusion that, right now, it didn’t matter what he felt, if he didn’t know anything about what she needed…or what she got out of this. “…Don’t count for nothin’…” he said, and began to leave the notion of being intimate with her.
Finn rolled over, flecks of mud and hot tears streaking across his face. “Glob dangit. Why do I always end up picking girls that I just can’t get close to?” His voice was crossed with anger, sadness, as well as confusion. “And what the hell does a guy gotta do to be considered a man around here? She still thinks I’m a boy! Ain’t I done enough, glob globbit?!”
His feelings swirled around his head like a whirlpool. The fact that he probably couldn’t get much closer to Flame Princess than sharing a kiss on a rock, the fact that he still had unrequited love to give to his Lady Bubblegum, even though he knew it was a lost cause, and the fact that he did seem to want girls he couldn’t touch, weighed heavy upon his heart and mind. Sad thoughts ensued and a shadow overcame him when he considered his future. Frankly…it pissed him off. “I’ll find away…just you watch…” he spoke with a weary yet determined voice to the stars above him. With the tiresome weights of his love life dragging him down, it wasn’t surprising that he started drifting off to sleep. “I…uaaaghhhhaaahhhhwill…” he yawned as his eyes began to close. “Jushh…hyouu…wach…”
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