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I DO Give a Flying Fuck	By : jackrabbit Category: +S through Z > W.I.T.C.H. Views: 7901 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter 1 --- Welcome to Alfea

Flora hurried toward her room. She had gotten behind on her experiments with flowers because she was a hostess. Alfea had the honor of hosting the Inter-Realm Magical Beings Symposium this year, and everything was in chaos. Fortunately, her job had been registration, and that was closed. So now she could relax and enjoy the Symposium with her friends.
As she entered the common area between their rooms, she noticed that Bloom had company, some of the girls she had brought in from Earth. It wasn’t surprising to find them here, as all of them were bunking with the Winx girls. Every square inch of Alfea’s floor space was in use with such a huge attendance.
Flora approached the group. “Hey, sweetie.”
Bloom turned around. “Oh, hi Flora. Do you know everybody?”
“Well, I issued the name tags. Let me see. You’re Will and you’re Irma, right?”
Will grinned. “Close. You got us backwards. I’m Will. You can always recognize me because of this.” She pointed to the Heart of Kandrakar. “I never leave home without it.”
“Okay, sorry for the mistake. And I definitely remember Juniper because of your streak. As you can tell, I’m into that too.”
“Hi, Flora,” June said.
“We were just chilling out,” Bloom said. “There really aren’t that many good sessions today. I don’t know who does the scheduling of the multiple tracks, but it always seems that the good sessions are on simultaneously and the rest of the time it’s shit versus shit.”
“Just like TV,” Irma said.
Flora decided to fool with the experiments later and sat down. “Where’s everybody else?”
Bloom thought for a second. “Some are in the cafeteria. Cornelia and Stella were trying to out-bitch each other. We came up here because we were tired of listening to it.”
Flora giggled. “We often do that when it’s just Stella by herself.”
“As for the others, let’s see, Tecna and Taranee are having a geek session, Blunk and Nutt are having a garbage-eating contest, Elyon is with Cornelia, and I don’t know where in the hell Musa and Hay Lin are.”
“After their contest, Blunk and Nutt will probably have a stink-off,” Irma said. “I don’t know which of them smells the worst. Put both in the same room and you’ll pass out.”
Flora wrinkled her nose. “I think I’ll skip that experience. Nutt is bad enough. I can’t imagine doubling that.” She looked at Will and Irma with a puzzled expression. “Weren’t you two bigger before?”
“We were in Guardian form then. You were taking pictures for the security tags.”
“So this is your normal size?”
“Yeah, ” Irma confirmed. “That’s why we like transforming so much. It’s the only time we get to have tits.”
“So it appears we have a lot of free time,” Flora said. “What does everybody want to do? We want you to enjoy your visit with us.”
“I’ve got an idea,” Bloom said. “Let’s have some real fun, show them how we party down here at Alfea.” She held out her hand. “Tomus retrievus.” A book flew from the shelf and smacked against her palm. She turned it around so everybody could see the cover: “Winx Airborne Sex Manual---by Faragonda---Alfea Press.”
Flora made a strangled noise. “Faragonda wrote that?”
“Apparently she was quite a nympho back in her day.”
Flora smiled. “Well, I’m glad we carry on that tradition.”
The girls gathered around Bloom, looking over her shoulder as she flipped through the pages. They snickered and made comments.
“I don’t think I am limber enough for that!!”
“They are too close together in that one. I wouldn’t have clearance for my wings.”
“Oh, that looks like fun. I never would have thought of that.”
“So what do you guys think?” Bloom asked after they had gone through much of the book. “I suggest a Dragon Mate or Take a Flying Fuck.”
“Let’s do both,” Will suggested. “If we get tired after one, we can land and rest awhile before doing the other. We have all afternoon. I’m getting horny looking at these pictures.”
“Wait a minute,” Irma said. “The dragon thing isn’t intended for girl-on-girl. I don’t see any dicks around here.”
Bloom grinned. “Oh, really?” She unzipped her jeans, then dropped them, along with her panties.
Will was confused. “I don’t make the connection. It’s a very nice pussy and I would love to play with it, but...”
“Phallus appearus!”
There was a blinding flash and when her eyes cleared, Will was looking at the biggest dick she had ever seen. “Holy shit!! ”
After a “phallus removus”, the pussy was back.
Will looked at Flora. “You can do that too?”
“Sure. But mine’s bigger.”
Will and Irma exchanged glances. “Check the owner’s manual for the Heart when we get home,” Irma said. “We could have a lot of fun with shit like that.”
“Oh fuck! ” Bloom exclaimed. “We can’t do any of this stuff. June can’t fly. We can’t just take off and leave her sitting here by herself.”
“It’s okay, guys,” June said. “It looks like a hell of a time. I’ll find something to do.”
“It wouldn’t be right. We can fuck here on the ground so you can play too.”
“You might not have to. I was looking at that Flying Fuck. A person without wings could do that if the partner had them.”
“But it would take a shitload of upper body strength to hang on for so long.”
“Not a problem. I am strong. I can kick the shit out of monsters ten times my size. Tell you what. You guys can do that dragon thing first and I’ll watch from the ground. Just give me some binoculars so I can see. Then come down and get me and we can do the Flying Fuck.”
The girls exchanged excited glances. “Sounds like a plan.” They powered up. “It’s time for Winx!” “Guardians, Unite!” June of course just stood there watching the light show.
There was a voice from the door. “What’s going on? Is there an emergency?”
Everybody looked around. “Hey, Elyon,” Will said. “We were just going on an outing.”
“As Guardians? When I saw you transformed, I thought there was an emergency on Meridian.”
Irma laughed. “No, the only emergency is that we are horny.”
Elyon grinned. “That is serious.”
Will told her the game plan. “Want to come with us?”
“Sure. I can keep June company on the ground. Very good company.”
The girls gathered snacks and drinks. “I’ll go borrow the binoculars,” Bloom said. “The Red Fountain guys have stuff like that on their cruisers, and a couple are parked on campus.” She flew out the window.
Bloom returned as the girls finished bagging up the refreshments.
“Here’s your altimeter,” Flora said. “I got it out of your desk.” Bloom strapped the compact device to her wrist. Flora was already wearing hers.
June gave the fairies a puzzled expression. “Altimeters? To know how high you are?”
Bloom nodded. “We’ll need them for the Dragon Mate. They’re standard models, but Tecna reprogrammed them specifically for that.”
Carrying June, the group took off. Elyon didn’t have wings, but she could levitate.
“Which way should we go?” Flora asked.
“Let’s head north. If we’re going to be flying around naked, we should probably keep away from Magix and Cloud Tower. It would be fun to give the Red Fountain boys a show, but if Faragonda got wind of it, we would be in deep shit. Ordinarily she wouldn’t care, but if we embarrassed the school in front of the symposium attendees, I don’t want to think about what would happen to us.”
After cruising for a while, the girls reached a fairly remote wooded area and touched down in a big clearing. “June, you and Elyon should be able to see from here, unless we drop below the trees,” Bloom said.
After a quick snack, all of the girls stripped. Bloom started to explain the details of the Dragon Mate, as the others really hadn’t had time to read it in the book in detail, but was interrupted by a sound in the distance. “Hey, that’s a Red Fountain cruiser!”
“I thought you said nobody would be out this way.”
“It’s just a lone patrol. Give me the binoculars.” Bloom found the cruiser and focused in on it. “Hey, I recognize the hull number. Those aren’t just any Red Fountain guys, they’re our guys!”
“Sky, Brandon, and the rest?”
“Yeah. Hey, let’s go fuck with their heads!”
“Huh? What do you---” But Bloom had already taken off, still naked. “What the hell? Bloom!”
Brandon was at the controls of the cruiser, with Timmy in the copilot seat. “Man, these patrols are boring as shit. Since the psycho witches got whacked, there isn’t much action around here any more.”
“Count your blessings. We almost didn’t survive that. I’d rather be bored.”
“Good point.”
“Hey, what’s that at 11 o’clock? It’s on an intercept course.”
“What the fuck?” Brandon exclaimed. “It’s a fairy!” He looked closer. “A nekkid fairy!”
“Son of a bitch! It’s Bloom! What the hell is she doing way out here in her birthday suit?”
Bloom reached the cruiser and pulled ahead of it. Then she turned around to face it, flying backwards. She made pushing motions.
“She wants us to slow down,” Brandon said. He pulled back on the throttle and the cruiser decelerated, but Bloom kept motioning. “Okay, full stop. Going into hover mode.”
When the cruiser came to a complete stop, Bloom touched down on the nose, just a few feet from the windshield. Then she started prancing back and forth, stopping to make suggestive poses. Finally, she started a raunchy dance.
Brandon and Timmy watched the display with jaws dropped. Finally, Timmy said, “I think I’m going to put in a suggestion that all our cruisers have stripper poles installed on the noses. You never know when you might need one.”
Bloom came up to the windshield and mashed her tits against it. Then she turned around and did the same with her ass, spreading her legs wide and bending way over so that the guys could see everything.
“Gee,” Brandon said. “Most people just have bugs stuck on the windshield.”
Brandon and Timmy were paying such close attention to Bloom that they were taken by surprise when five other girls suddenly appeared out of nowhere. All of them were nude too, and all pressed their asses against the glass alongside Bloom’s. Then they all started dancing.
“Whoa,” Timmy said. “We’re infested with nekkid fairies.”
“There’s Flora, but who are the others?”
“Look at those two. They have weird wings.”
“To hell with their wings. Look at their tits.”
“The other two don’t have wings or tits. They look kinda young. Maybe their winx hasn’t kicked in yet. I like the one with the stripe.”
There was a beep from the intercom. “What the fuck is going on? Why have we stopped?”
“You better get up here, Sky. Everybody else, too. We got us a, er, situation.”
“Roger.”
Sky entered the cockpit, followed by the other crewmembers. Brandon got a kick out of the look on Sky’s face.
“Aw, Bloom,” Sky muttered, shaking his head. “Not again!”
“You’re not gonna go ballistic on us, are you?”
“No, Bloom pulls shit like this on a nonstop basis. When you date a fairy, it comes with the territory. If I got upset every time, I’d have had a stroke or something by now.”
“I hear ya, man. Fairies are fucking nuts.”
The lewdness had escalated. Now the girls were sucking each other’s tits, smacking asses, and rubbing pussies.
“Shit,” Brandon said. “If this keeps up, I’m gonna have to grab the other joystick.”
“Yeah, I think there’s going to be a line for the toilet soon.”
The girls finished their show and struck a pose. The guys applauded loudly. They would have given them a standing ovation if that had been possible in the cockpit. As it was, at least parts of them were standing. The girls couldn’t hear the applause, but they could see that the guys approved of the show. They took a bow, and all but Bloom took off.
Bloom pointed at Sky, then toward the side of the cruiser.
“She’s wants me to open the door, ” Sky said. He pushed though the guys and made his way to the side door, then activated it. The door opened and the ramp extended. Bloom landed on the ramp. “Hey, baby. Did the guys like the show?”
“What do you think?”
“I think you’ve got a boner, which answers my question.”
“What are you doing out here, besides giving everybody blue balls?”
“Aw, don’t be that way. There’s nothing wrong with teasing if you plan to make good on it. When is your patrol over?”
“Another three hours.”
“Okay. Mark the coordinates of that clearing down there. Then come back when you guys are off duty. We’ll make it up to you.”
“It’s a deal.”
Bloom smiled. “See you then, baby.” She gave him a kiss, then dived backwards off the ramp. She spread her legs wide, giving him a departing beaver shot.
Sky shook his head as she receded in the distance. “Yep, no doubt about it. Completely fucking nuts.”
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