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A Royal Affair to Remember	By : AnthonyLoGatto Category: +M through R > My Life as a Teenage Robot Views: 4926 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A Royal Affair to Remember
a MLaaTR/Cluster lemon by Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto
Chapter 1 - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Written: 9-20-07

Finished: 10-3-07
And now, the obligitory warning part:
This fic is rated NC-17/XXX, and should not be read by anyone under the ages of 17 or 21. This fic features graphic sexual situations and scenes that cannot be put into the slightest piece of context. None of this is actually happening; it's cartoons. No identifiable minors were used in any of the graphic scenes depicted herein. Also, please perform sex responsibly, as not to harm yourself or your partner. Furthermore, this is a work of fandom; no money is to be made. To put it another way, please don't try or read any of this at home. Enjoy.
(the story begins with a piece of actual, real-life footage. The bottom of the screen reads "Florida, 1993". This footage is from a Spanish news channel and the female reporter is guiding a woman through a graveyard. As they reach their destination, from out of nowhere a man comes up to the woman and shoots her at point blank range at the back of the head, sending the reporter fleeing as the camera rolls. The man proceeds to continue shooting at the woman's head. The footage then ends as the following is scrolled and spoken.)
Announcer: What you've just saw actually happened. In 1993, Emilio Nunez shot his ex-wife, Maritza Martin, as she was being interviewed for a report on Telemundo. Supposedly, the man blamed his ex for their daughter's suicide the year prior. This is a prime and ultimate example of the dangers of spousal abuse. As of this showing, one in four women have been assaulted by a current or previous intimate partner. Three-quarters of these woman had also been emotionally abused. One-third of women who were assaulted have also feared for their lives at some point during the abusive relationship. Almost one-half of cases resulted in physical injury to the woman. This case is no different, except that it takes place on a different planet.
(we then cut to a shot of the planet, Cluster Prime; this is where our story will officially begin. We then cut to the royal courtyard of the Cluster Palace, where we see Queen Vexus and Madame Chancellor Trinako relaxing for the palace's tea-time, or in this case, oil-time. Despite Vexus being in a jovial mood, Trinako is melancholy even with the peaceful setting of the courtyard.)
Vexus: (concerned) Something the matter, Trinako?
Trinako: *sighs* I still cannot get my ex-husband of my head. You wouldn't believe what Maxis is capable of.
Vexus: I understand, but you and Lin are here with us now. Maxis is locked up at our kingdom's prison facilities far away from the palace. But yet, you're still not over this tragedy you call a marriage.
Trinako: It's that after the Ambassador and I broke up, the kingdom arranged this marriage to the former captain.
Vexus: Yes, it is hard to believe that he was the captain of the guard. (takes a sip of her tea) But at least you'll have another chance at love. Look at Chrom and me-- ever since we met on my first day here, I felt something special for the then future king. Hell, before I came along, he was nothing but a shy boy. But after that first night, I've cured him of his shyness and insecurities.
Trinako: (takes a sip as well, then places the cup down) That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Vexus: Pardon?
Trinako: You and Chrom have a wonderful loving relationship not only as king and queen, but husband and wife as well. Not to mention having a satisfying love life as well.
Vexus: And your point is? (sips her drink)
Trinako: (unsure) I was wondering if it's all right for me to have an affair with Chrom?
(on cue, Vexus struggles to keep her drink in as she becomes shocked on what her friend and subordinate just said.)
Trinako: (concerned) Are you ok, Vexus?
Vexus: (shocked) You want to have an affair with my husband?! (Trinako nods) What would make you tell me of this supposed proposal?!
Trinako: It's just that whenever you and Chrom have sex, it seems normal and out of love and devotion; whenever Maxis and I had sex, it felt more like a forceful rape.
Vexus: Regardless, he is still my husband! I can't let this happen!
Trinako: My queen, may I remind you that you owe me one?
Vexus: Since when?
Trinako: When I saved you from your creator.
(Vexus realizes what she meant. When she was created, she became a guinea pig for a sick experiment which left her a raped woman.)
Vexus: You do have a point, Madame Chancellor. But you're going a little too fast with this proposal.
Trinako: How do you mean?
Vexus: Chrom might not know how or why you want to sleep with him. I do have an alternative.
Trinako: Alternative?
Vexus: Yes. We'll throw a party at the palace, and we'll invite many eligible bachelors to be your new suitor.
Trinako: (unsure) I'm unsure about this situation.
Vexus: (reassuring) Relax, my friend. You'll do fine. Besides, with your position as Madame Chancellor, I'm sure they will flock to you like robotic sheep.
Trinako: Well... I'll give it a try, just to see if this works.
Vexus: Excellent! I'll get our royal planner on it right away! (she then gets up and leaves the courtyard, leaving Trinako in thought of the party would work or not.)
(we then cut to later in the evening at the palace. The palace is now bustling with people, mostly bachelors, having a good time and believing they might be a match with the guest of honor, Trinako. She is sitting alongside Vexus at a table, waiting for any eligible bachelor to come up to the nervous Madame Chancellor.)
Trinako: I ask again-- are you sure this is a good idea?
Vexus: Of course it is! There has to be several eligible and successful bachelors just waiting to have your hand in marriage!
Trinako: I guess so. Where's Lin?
Vexus: Not to worry; she and my daughter Viola are playing outside of the party. They'll be fine.
(we then cut to outside the palace in the garden, where we see two young fembots playing tea party. We recognize the first little girl as Princess Viola, and the other girl is a younger version of Trinako, only with shorter wings and shorter antennae; this is Trinako's only daughter and child, Lin.)
Viola: More tea, Lin?
Lin: (uninterested tone) Ok. (holds her tea cup up)
Viola: (as she pours the tea) What's wrong? Usually you're fine when we have tea-parties.
Lin: (unhappy) I know. But it's my mom. She's in there finding me a new daddy.
Viola: And how is it bad?
Lin: It's not that I don't want a new daddy, but I'm afraid they might be like my old one.
Viola: You mean that meanie, Maxis? (Lin nods) I doubt it.
Lin: Why?
Viola: Because what if your new daddy is a fun person? Then you could have all the fun like me and my siblings with my dad.
Lin: You mean the king?
Viola: Yep! And he's best daddy of the entire Cluster Prime!
Lin: That is true, but-- (gets interrupted by an incoming fireball from Viola's twin siblings, Volcanus and Vesuvius, the aptly named "Fire Twins". As usual, they're causing mischeif.) AH!
Viola: Woah! (sees her big brothers nearby) Volcanus! Vesuvius! What are you two doing?!
Volcanus: Just having a little fun, sis.
Vesuvius: Yeah, fun! (snickers along with his twin brother)
Viola: (annoyed) Aren't you two supposed to be with mom?
Vesuvius: We were. But hanging around a bunch of grown-ups is boring!
Volcanus: Yeah! We're just here to spice it up a bit.
Viola: Well you two can't, because mommy is helping Lin's mommy find a new boyfriend.
Volcanus: The Madame Chancellor? (laughs along with his brother) With her track record, I hardly doubt that will happen.
Vesuvius: Yeah! If she failed with the captain of the guards, who knows what's next!
(as the Fire Twins laugh it up over Lin's predicament of possibly having a new dad, they are then hoisted up by the shoulders by their older siblings, Prince Clarence and Princess Vega.)
Volcanus: Hey! Put us down!
Vega: No way, you two! Not after what we saw!
Clarence: Yes! Mother and father told us to watch you two so you won't pull any shenanigans at the madame chancellor's party!
Vesuvius: Hey, it's not our fault that her mom's a--
(gets cut off by a laser blast to the feet. As Vesuvius yelps in pain, we cut to see that Viola was the culprit, with the assist of her laser eyes.)
Vega: I've always wondered if she got that weapon requirement from dad?
Clarence: Yeah, I thought as such. Wanna bring these two back in for an overdue spanking?
Vega: (with a devious grin) My pleasure!
(the twins then get dragged off by there older siblings, yelling in agony for what awaits them. We then cut back to the party, already in progress, as Vexus and Trinako chat with a possible candidate for bachelor. This male robot has a jungle hunter motif, complete with robot snake.)
Vexus: Trinako, this is Huntor, from the jungle planet Savanna. From his readout, he is a well-known game hunter and animal enthusiast on his home planet.
Huntor: Quennie's got a point there. All I needs is a sheila to help me and keep me animals at home.
Trinako: (uneasy) I'm a little unsure about that.
Huntor: (notices his snake) You mean this little fella? No worries, this little critter is harmless.
(be she says anything else, she feels the snake making contact with her leg.)
Huntor: But he shares the same taste with women as I do.
(Trinako gives an unsatisfactory look to Vexus, as the queen turns to the male robot.)
Vexus: We'll let you know.
(time-lapse to later, when the Vexus introduces Trinako to a very handsome robot, with features that would put Henry Fonda to shame.)
Vexus: This gentlebot is the owner of a diamond factory in Venus. I'm sure you'll find my friend, the Madame Chancellor, a proverbial diamond in the rough.
Suitor: I say she is. I've never seen a more beautiful fembot in the galaxy quite like her.
Trinako: (blushes, touched) Well, that is sweet, but I was wondering--
(she then gets immediately cut off by an off-screen voice.)
???: (ov) HEN-RY! Henry Fondbot!
Henry Fondbot (Suitor): (embarrassed) Excuse me, ladies. (rushes off) Coming, mother!
(the two royals get a surprise on seeing the suitor's mother: a robotic head with eyes, complete with eyeglasses, and sprouting out some tentacles. She proceeds to spank the poor malebot senselessly for an annoyed reason as Vexus and Trinako look on with shock.)
(we time-lapse once more to see a perky, yet annoying, doctor bot, who states his desire for the Madame Chancellor in rhyme.)
Doctor: When you're sick and when you're blue, I am here to take care of you; (cut to a now bored Vexus and Trinako, the latter struggling to keep her head up) I'll be glad to restore your luck, 'cause I'm the doc who loves to-- (on cue, Trinako's head makes contact with the table in disgust over the doctor's attempt to woo her.)
Vexus: (bored) Next suitor, please.
(we then go through a montage of less than eligible robot bachelors: a sewer maintenance bot; a robot with a crazed look, complete with strung out wires and a twitch in his eye; a mafia don-bot, to which fits the credentials, but Trinako gulps her dissatisfaction; an inept chef bot, whose meal is less than satisfying; and, strangley enough, Smytus and Krackus, which makes the queen and madame chancellor surprised.)
Vexus: (surprised) Smytus? Krackus? What are you two doing here?
Smytus: (uneasy) Well... Agatha hasn't been the same since her mother passed on.
Vexus: Still in the bratty teen stage, is she?
Smytus: (winces) Yes, my queen.
Krackus: Well, I just need someone to assist me with my lab experiments. Never know when an extra pair of hands can be handy, right my queen?
(Vexus looks over at Trinako, and sees her face as a look of disinterest in the second-in-command and crackpot inventor.)
Vexus: I'm sorry you two. I doubt that the madam chancellor would be interest, or desperate enough, to go with either of you.
Smytus & Krackus: (disappointed) Aww! (both then walk away from the table)
Trinako: Begging your majesty's pardon, but I knew this would be a bad idea.
Vexus: Impossible! How can each of these bachelors turn out to be complete duds? I'm sure I sent the invitations to the right people.
Trinako: I doubt it would matter. Besides, after what Maxis did to me, I'm not really in the mood for a serious relationship.
Vexus: I know what you're going to say next, and I understand. But I just can't let you sleep with my husband; think of the scandal it will cause!
Trinako: I understand your worries, my queen. But I'm sure you and Chrom will have my trust and secrecy on the matter. Think it over; I'm sure you and your husband wouldn't mind.
(Vexus looks down at the table in thought over the situation. We then cut to the royal bedroom, later that night. Vexus is getting ready for bed as her husband, Chrom, waits for her to join him.)
Chrom: Something the matter, my dear?
Vexus: It's Trinako. I've put together a party for her searching for an eligible bachelor but almost everyone of those robots were nothing but duds.
Chrom: I'm sorry that the party didn't go as planned, but I'm sure Trinako would find someone to love her like the Ambassador did.
Vexus: I know. (comes to bed with her husband) But they broke up years ago, which lead to her marrying that brute, Maxis.
Chrom: Don't worry. I'm sure the security will be extra tight for his stay.
Vexus: I know. But I don't understand. Trinako is amongst the most beautiful fembots of the kingdom, but those bachelors weren't compatible with her.
Chrom: Well, it's their loss. Besides, she should have no trouble finding a date, she's got a fine little body...
(Vexus then picks up this hidden attraction from her husband and gives Trinako's proposal some thought.)
Vexus: Remind me, Chrom. Did you use to have a crush on Trinako when you were a childbot?
Chrom: I have. But it's just a silly little crush; I'm sure Trinako wouldn't remember. Why did you ask?
Vexus: Well, it gives me something to think about. But for now, we must rest. (kisses Chrom on the cheek) Good night, Chrom. (lays her head onto the pillow and goes into sleep mode, as her husband closes the light and goes into sleep mode himself.)
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