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The Long Way Out	By : Jayrich Category: +1 through F > American Dragon: Jake Long Views: 13435 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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- 1-The Long Way Out
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The Long Way Out

“I can’t believe that I let you talk me into this.”

Jake & Spud are standing outside of Millard Fillmore High, each holding a gift-wrapped present in front of them. It’s just a few minutes until the final period ends, and they’re each waiting on someone. Jake on Rose, and Spud on the Cheerleader Captain, Stacey Wintergrin.

“Relax, buddy.” Spud tells Jake. “This plan is surefire. See, I saw this on an Internet Video called ‘Package in a Present.’”

“Wait, ‘Package in a Present?’” Jake asks. “Spud, that was part of a COMEDY SHOW!!!”

“Oh, that explains the unusual amount of hysterical laughter I heard while watching.” Spud says.

“You mean to tell me I put my Junk in a Box for…” Jake is cut off by the school bell, indicating the end of the day. A moment later, dozens of students start filing out through the doors. Jake begins to panic, and grabs hold of Spud before ducking around the corner of the school, barely avoiding being seen. After several minutes, the crowd of kids starts dispersing. As Jake peers from around the corner, he can see Rose heading right towards him. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, he steps out and goes through with the plan.

“Hey, Rose! You know, I got a little present that you might wanna…”

“Sorry, Jake! Gotta hurry! Undercover business!” She tells him, passing by in a rush. Jake stands there feeling dejected as he lets go of the box, which continues to hang from his pants.

“Well, no luck for me.” He says. “How about you, Spud? Spud?” Just then, he hears a scream of horror coming from behind him. As Jake turns, he sees Stacey & her two Cheerleader friends fleeing for their lives away from Spud, who also looks dejected.

“I don’t get it.” Spud says. “I didn’t even get the chance to open the box.”

“Hey, Guys!” The two turn towards the school to see their other best friend, Trixie, heading towards them. “Cool, you got presents! Whose Birthday is it? Let me take a peak at what you got?” Trixie opens the top on Spud’s present, and instantly her eyes widen. She quickly slams the top back on the box, and turns to Spud.

“Tell me…I did NOT see…what I just THOUGHT I SAW!!!” She demands angrily, before becoming inquisitive. “How did you fit all of that in there anyway?”

“PSST!!!”

The three look over to a nearby alley, where a short figure is waving them over. Jake & his friends go on over to see that it’s Brocamas, the proprietor of Pot O’ Gold Import-Export. “Ah Jake, ‘tis good ta see you again, laddy.” He says. “Ooh, carrying a present for someone special? Mind if I take a wee peek?”

“HOLD UP!” Jake says, putting his hand up & stopping Brocamas. “Uh, let’s just say this present is for certain eyes only.”

“Aye, I see.” Brocamas says. “The old ‘Package in a Present’ trick?”

“How do you know about that?” Spud asks.

“Well, let’s just say that us Leprechauns had plenty of other uses for a Pot O’ Gold, if you catch my drift.” He answers, with a sly grin.

“OK, that is just nasty.” Trixie says, turning her back.

“Anyway, I need your mighty Dragon assistance, Jake. I…”

“Uh-uh, no way!” Jake tells him. “I’m not doing the protection racket anymore. I protect all of the magical creatures in the NYC. No playing favorites!”

“Well that’s exactly why I need ya, Boyo.” Brocamas says. “As you know, I run a very lucrative business. Well, right now we’re in the middle of one of our larger moneymaking ventures. But we hear word that Herbert the Goblin is planning on sending some Biker Troll thugs over to wreck the place. All because we refused to pay protection.”

“So it’s a shakedown.” Jake says. “But what do you want me to do?”

“Just offer your top-notch Dragon strength for the day, laddy.” He tells Jake. “Just one day. And the payment plan is one I think you’ll enjoy.” He reaches behind his back and pulls out an extra large pot of gold, showing it to them. Upon first glimpse, Spud immediately loses his vision.

“Uh, OK…I’m blind now.” He says. “Don’t worry, I’ll just feel my way around.” He stumbles around in a circle with his hands out in front of him, trying to grab onto anything he can hold. Unfortunately, he gets a handful of Trixie’s Funbags.

“Let go of those!” Trixie says, slapping his hands away. As Spud rubs his eyes to get his vision back, she turns back around to see the gold, and her jaw nearly drops down to the ground. “WHOA!!! OK, that’s enough Bling to keep Mama Trixie living lavish for life!”

“And there is one for each of you.” Brocamas says. “We could use the extra eyes to make sure nothing goes wrong.”

Jake takes a moment to think it over. The moment lasts less than a second. “Brocamas, you got yourself some security!”

Later That Day…

Down by the Manhattan Harbor, there is a large abandoned warehouse building. Or so it looks that way from the outside. Inside, it can be mistaken for a genuine Hollywood Movie Set. In the middle of it all, Brocamas tours Jake, Trixie & Spud around the building, showing what they’ll be standing watch over and guarding against.

“So let me get this straight.” Trixie says. “This, is like some Leprechaun Hollywood?”

“You could say that, lassie.” Brocamas answers. “The Magical Creatures of New York also need their own entertainment. And sometimes…Hollywood portrays us in a negative light.”

“You mean like when they make movies about Killer Leprechauns going on mass murdering sprees?” Spud says, officially making the mood extremely awkward. “What, was it something I said?”

Jake quickly changes the subject. “Well, all I care about is that I get the job done, and use some of that gold to shine out my…ROSE!”

Sure enough, Jake sees his girlfriend, in full Huntsclan attire, standing across from him, having a conversation with another Leprechaun. When she notices him, she gets the same shock. “Jake! What’re you doing here?”

“Me?” Jake says. “What about you? You’re still Huntsclan. And the Huntsman could…”

“Don’t worry, I’m here for the Huntsman.” She tells him. “The Huntsclan has the three Biker Trolls near the top of their Most Wanted list. And I have a feeling they’ll be showing their ugly faces around here.”

“Who you calling ugly?”

Everyone’s attention is turned toward the middle of the warehouse, where the three Biker Trolls Rose just spoke of are standing. Each of them is carrying a massive stone club, and is ready to use it.

“Brocamas!” The leader says, stepping out in front. “You owe our boss some money…PAY UP!!!”

Quickly, Brocamas scrambles behind Jake, hiding for dear life. “Sorry, but my man here doesn’t have any cash on him now.” Jake says. “But maybe we can make some other payment. Say like…an AmDrag Beatdown! DRAGON UP!!!”

Jake’s entire body is instantly engulfed in flames. A moment later, the flames burn out and he emerges as the American Dragon. He and Rose move forward, ready to face off against the threat.

“You three Trolls are gonna pay for raiding the Huntsclan’s personal vault.” She tells them.

“Heh, whatever you say, girlie.” The leader answers, before ordering his troops. “GET THAT LEPRECHAUN!!!”

“I think it’s time that I make a hasty retreat, Boyo.” Brocamas says, running off. “I have the utmost confidence in ya, laddy!” He makes a dash for the exit, but one of the trolls leaps in front of him, blocking his path. He doesn’t stay there long though, as Jake knocks him away with a tail swipe.

“TRIXIE, SPUD! GET BROCAMAS TO SAFETY!” Jake tells them, before jumping back into battle. They run over and flank around Brocamas, leading him to his office, and cover. Once he’s safe, Trixie turns her attention back to the battle.

“Yo, we should be down their dealing out ass whoopings along with Jake.” She says, ready to go back out. A moment later, one of the Trolls clubs flies through the window of the office, almost hitting Trixie. Spud quickly pulls her down behind the desk with Brocamas.

“That’s a good idea, but I think we should just provide moral support now.” Spud tells her.

“Ya got a point there, boy.” She agrees. “GO JAKE, KICK THEIR MOUNTAIN-LOVIN ASSES!”

The battle isn’t going Jake’s way, though. The trolls outmatch them in brute strength, and a recent attack is reverse when they grab Jake’s tail, and forcefully slam him into the wall. Rose isn’t having much luck either, as she soon joins him.

“They’re too powerful to fight head on.” Rose says. “I got a plan. Jake, create a ring of fire around them.”

“You got it.” Jake says. “Time to crank up the Heat!” He unleashes a widespread fire blast that spreads around the three Trolls, creating the ring of fire Rose wanted. She then initiates her part of the plan, twisting her Huntsclan staff slightly, then tossing it into the middle of the ring.

“Rose, have you flipped?” Jake asks. “You just gave the Trolls your weapon.”

“Not exactly.” Rose says, smirking underneath her mask. “Look.” The staff lands dead center, and a moment later begins glowing and shooting out electric bolts. Three large bolts hit each Biker Troll, transporting them away from the scene & ending the fight. Leprechaun crewmembers come in to extinguish the flames, as Jake transforms back into his human form.

“OK, I’m more confused than Spud now.” Jake says. “Where did the Nasty Boy Bikers go?”

“My staff teleported them right to Huntsclan Headquarters.” She says, pulling her staff out of the floor. “They won’t be bothering here anymore.”

“Well done, Lassie!” Brocamas says, coming out of hiding. “And you too, Jake. I knew the American Dragon was the right man for this job. And it’s…

“BROCAMAS!!!”

He’s interrupted by 4 Leprechauns, 2 male & 2 female, all much taller than your typical Leprechaun. All 4 are also wearing robes, and look extremely upset. “You promised us safe conditions, and already you’ve had a Troll attack!” One of them says. “We that does it…WE QUIT!!!”

The 4 turn toward the door and walk out, much to Brocamas’ shock. “No, Wait! Come back! It was…it was part of the Movie! Please! Come Back!” They don’t listen. Brocamas watches as they walk out of sight, before turning back to Jake, looking dejected. “Mother of Mercy, what am I ta do? My 4 stars have walked out before filming their scenes. We’ve got to finish this movie. Our income depends on it!”

“Man, Brocamas.” Jake says, patting him on the shoulder. “I wish I could help you out. But…”

“Wait…THAT’S IT!” Brocamas says, getting an idea. “All 4 of ya. You’re the same height as the cast! You could be in the movie!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Jake says, putting his hands up. “The only acting I’ve done was in a school play. I don’t know the first thing…”

“Don’t worry about that, Boyo.” Brocamas says. “All ya gotta do is stand around a pose, do a couple of action shots, and you’re done. And…I’ll even double the Pot O’ Gold amount that you earned today, laddy. So what do ya say?”

Jake thinks this over long and hard this time, not knowing what exactly to do. “Well…we did kinda wreck the set with our battle…alright, I’ll do it.”

“Me too.” Rose chimes in, to Jake’s surprise.

“Hell, for double the Pot of Gold? You know I’m in!” Trixie declares.

“Well, the money would help towards my college fund.” Spud says. “Plus I can buy a Truckload of Video Games. I’m in!”

“Wonderful!” Brocamas says, before pointing off in a corner. “You can find Wardrobe over there. Once you’re in your outfits, we can get filming started!”

15 Minutes Later…

“Uh…are you sure this is the right costume?”

Trixie walks onto the set wearing a sexy version of a cheerleading outfit. The top is so tight you can almost see her nipples through it, especially since she’s not wearing a bra. The skirt is super short, and leaves nothing to the imagination. To finish it off, she’s also wearing a green pair of high heels. As she tries to pull the hem down to make it longer, Spud walks onto the set wearing nothing but a pair of green hearted Boxers.

“Whoa. Who knew the Dress Code around her was so relaxed?” Spud says, not minding about his appearance. Trixie looks over at him and develops more questions.

“What the…why is Spud wearing Boxers? AND NOTHING ELSE???” She demands.

“Relax. It’s all part of the scene.” The Leprechaun Director says. “It’s very essential to the plot. Now, we’re gonna take a few posing shots of you two in those outfits, so just be natural. And…ACTION!!!”

The camera begins to roll, and Trixie & Spud decide to do the same thing. Feeling uneasy at first, they slowly start to get into it, and begin posing with their outfits. “Oh yeah, now you make sure you get Mama Trixie’s best side.” Trixie tells the Cameramen. “But really, that’s every side.”

Meanwhile, Spud is trying his best to flex whatever muscles he can for the camera. “Be sure to get my best side too.” He says. “Although, a lot of women have told me it’s the back of my head. Maybe if I turn around…”

“CUT!” The Director yells. “Alright, those were some excellent shots. Now…let’s lose the clothing!”

“Sure, no problem, man. I…say what now?” Trixie says.

“You know, strip down. Undress. Get naked so we can shoot the action scenes on the pile of Gold coins.” The Director says, pointing to a bed that’s littered with gold coins. “It’s kinda hard to make a porno when you’re fully dressed.”

“SAY WHAT? THIS IS A PORNO?” Trixie says. “NO WAY! Ain’t no way Mama Trixie getting naked and doing the nasty in front of a camera! Who do you think I am, Paris Hilton?”

“Um, I agree with her.” Spud adds, covering himself up. “Besides, little Spud gets camera-shy.”

“OK, Fine.” The Director says. “If you don’t want the extra Pot of Gold included, plus the coins on the bed to keep, then I’ll just…”

“Wait a minute!” Trixie now thinks about this situation, much to Spud’s shock.

“Uh, Trixie? Didn’t you say you would never, ever, ever, ever do something like this not even for a million dollars?” Spud asks.

“I know, boy!” She snaps back. “But…that’s a whole lotta moolah in those pots. And…and we’re best friends, right?”

“Friends for life, friends for real.” Spud answers.

“Well…then it’ll just be us doing this.” She says, trying to rationalize it. “I mean it’s no big deal. Its just sex.”

“Yeah. Besides, no one will know it’s you.” The Director says. “We can digitize the old stars faces onto your bodies.”

“Alright…OK. We’ll do it.” With that, Trixie slowly begins to strip out of her Cheerleader outfit. As she pulls off her top, her breasts explode out from underneath, into the light. She then unzips her skirt and lets it drop to the ground, before pulling down her panties, hesitantly at first, but then all the way. “OK, Spud. Now it’s…”

Before she can even finish her sentence, she notices that Spud’s boxers are already down around his ankles…and not-so-little Spud is hanging out in the open. “GOTDAMN!!!” She thinks to herself. “Do I really want that monster inside of me?”

“Alright, we’ll start with a standard 69 and go from there.” The Director says. “PLACES!” Trixie & Spud walk over to the bed, littered with gold coins on top, and climb in. Spud lies down on his back, and begins to grin.

“Hey, these gold coins feel good against my bare naked skin.” He says.

Trixie just rolls her eyes. “I cannot believe I’m doing this.” She climbs in after him, and positions herself so that she straddles his shoulders. Her pussy is now mere inches away from Spud’s face.

“Hey, Trix.” Spud says. “I didn’t know you had a birthmark that looked like a magic wand on your right butt cheek.”

“And…ACTION!!!”

Trixie leans forward and grabs hold of Spud’s massive pipe. She looks at it, feeling hesitant yet again. “There’s no way I can fit this sucker in my mouth.” She thinks. “I’d like, have to be a snake or something. Unhinge my jaw and…”

“AHHH!!!” She lets out a startled moan as she feels Spud going to work behind her. He clenches her luscious cheeks and spreads them, making for easier access. His tongue runs along the inside of her legs, as he makes his way closer to the main area. Her body begins to tremble from the feeling, and unknowingly, she begins to stroke his cock. She can feel it starting to throb & harden in her hand, and decides to go for it.

“Aw Hell.” She says. “I might as well join in.” She gives the shaft a long lick to start off, working from the base to the head. She then takes in the head and wraps her lips around it, holding her mouth there for a good moment. Her tongue swirls around the head in her mouth, as she begins to massage his balls. Spud, meanwhile, has worked his way up. He ventures his tongue between her love lips and into her snatch. While doing that, he also takes his middle finger and pushes it into her ass, startling Trixie enough for her to pop his Cock out.

“Damn, Spud.” She says. “You’re really going all out on this.”

“Any job worth doing…” Spud says, before continuing his fun. Both of them are now working each other; Spud licking and fingering Trixie’s ass & pussy, while she gives his member the warm mouth & tongue treatment. She lets out muffled moans of pleasure, as she feels herself nearing her limit. Moments later, she’s unable to hold out any longer, and pulls his Rod out of her mouth.

“OH FUCK! Damn you’re good. Spud!” She screams. “I…I can’t last! I’m gonna…I’M GONNA…” The rest of the sentence dies in her mouth, as she hits her climax. She lets out a loud scream of passion, and squirts out her love juice onto Spud’s face. She starts breathing heavily, as her body is glistening with sweat.

“Alright, that was an excellent scene!” The Director says. “Now, let’s get ready for the Doggystyle scene. PLACES!!!”

Trixie’s eyes widen once she hears the word ‘Doggystyle.’ “OH HELL NO!!!” She says. “No way! Uh-Uh! My precious box is reserved for one man, and one man only…Kyle Wilkins. So this is not gonna happen!”

Spud slides himself from under Trixie and gets up to his knees, positioning himself right behind a bent-over Trixie. “That’s cool, Trix.” He says. “I don’t mind taking the back door.”

“The back door? What’re you…” She stops, and a look of horror comes on her face as she realizes what he means. “OHHHHHH NO! Don’t you even THINK about it! There’s no way you’re putting that monster in my…” Without warning, Spud forces his Cock into her ass, and pushes deeper. “…AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!”

She falls face first onto the bed, her face almost buried by gold coins. Her ass is still pointed in the air though, and being drilled by Spud’s Cock. She grabs a handful of coins and clenches them tightly, anything to take away from the pressure & pain of being reamed from behind.

“Man Trix, you are so tight back here.” Spud says, enjoying the moment. “Maybe I should’ve used some KY first.”

“I’m gonna kill you!” Trixie thinks to herself, with a look of rage in her eyes. “I’m gonna string you up by your Dick and Hang you with it! I’ll kill you…once…I stop feeling so good.”

The pleasure of the moment begins to take over for Trixie, as she feels Spud hitting spots her dildo at home never could reach. She starts breathing hard again, almost to the point that her tongue is hanging out of her mouth. “OH GOD This feels so Good!” She yells. “Fuck me, Spud! Ram that Cock deeper, baby!” He does as instructed, and begins to thrust his manhood inside of her, balls deep. Leaning forward, he grabs hold of Trixie’s round melons and begins to fondle them. Their grunts & moans are now in unison, and both of them are pouring down sweat. They’re both giving it their all, going full throttle. And after a few minutes, Spud feels himself reaching his limit.

“UHN! Oh God! Uh, Trix? I think I’m about to come soon!” He says.

“Me too, Spud!” She declares.

The action goes on for a bit longer, before Spud has finally had enough. He pulls out of her ass just as he reaches his climax, spraying his load all over her firm, round backside. Trixie falls to the bed in exhaustion, followed by Spud, who falls on top of her. Both of them are attempting to catch their breath, without much luck.

“You’re…you’re right, Spud.” Trixie says, out of breath. “These gold coins…do feel good…on my bare skin.”

“Told ya.” Spud replies.

“And…CUT!” The Director makes cues to his crew to shut down filming. “That’s a Keeper! Now, somebody get those two some towels.”

“Spud, that was the best Fuck of my life.” Trixie tells him. “Was it good for you, baby?” She gets her answer when she hears his loud snoring. He’s sound asleep, and she develops an annoyed look on her face. “Way to ruin the moment, Spudinski.”

At That Moment…

On the other side of the warehouse, there’s a set exactly like the one Trixie & Spud are on. The film crew is on the set, along with Brocamas, who’s there to oversee the entire filming. Jake is the first one to arrive on the set, wearing the same outfit as Spud…a pair of Green Boxers & nothing else.

“Uh, someone wanna tell me where the rest of my wardrobe is?” He asks.

“I think this is all we’re getting, Jake.”

His eyes turn to see his love, Rose, dressed in a scantily clad green bikini, and wearing green high heels. Those same eyes nearly pop out of his head in shock, but he regains his composure long enough to say something. “ROSE! You…you look…you…”

“Thanks, Jake.” She says, knowing what he means. “But I’m a little confused about the costume. Is this supposed to be some swimsuit movie?”

“Aye…you can say that, lassie.” Brocamas says, chiming in. “Now, all ye have ta do is pose for a little, then some action shoots, and we’re done before the sun goes down. PLACES!”

Brocamas is playing Director for this scene, as the crew gets ready to film. “And…ACTION!!!”

Jake & Rose are a bit reluctant at first, but start to get into it, posing in their wardrobes. In fact, Jake gets into it even more than Rose. “Yeah, Baby! This is why I’m Hot! Smokin’! Can’t Touch This!”

“And…CUT! Great poses, you two.” Brocamas tells him. “Now if you just take off your clothes and get on the bed…”

“Wait? Take off our clothes?” Rose says.

“What kind of movie is this?” Jake asks.

“Ooh, did I forget ta tell ya, laddy?” Brocamas says, feigning like he actually did. “This is…a rather Mature Film for mostly the adult members of the magical community.”

“A PORNO???” Jake yells? “YOU GOT US IN A PORNO? Yo, I am NOT down with that! Lord knows what my Gramps would do if he found out about this. And…and my parents!”

“Don’t worry, laddy.” Brocamas says. “We plan of putting the stars face on top of yours & the lady’s. That way, no one will know that it’s you. But I can understand you wanting to leave…even though the battle did damage our place of business?”

Brocamas is playing the guilt card, and it seems to be working. Both Jake & Rose mull over the situation for a few moments, until Jake makes his decision. “OK…I’ll do it. But give me another actress or something. I can’t let Rose…”

“I’ll do it too, Jake.” She interrupts, shocking Jake

“Rose, what?” He says. “Y-you can’t. I mean…”

“Jake, just like you have a Dragon Code of Honor, I have my own code.” She tells him. “And I don’t intend on breaking it.”

“Wonderful, then.” Brocamas says. “Now, if you can just take your places on top of the money bed…OH! And try to keep as many coins as you can on the bed.”

The mood is more than awkward now, as Jake & Rose make their way over to the bed. Rose begins to take off her bikini top, tossing it aside and letting her breasts hang out. Her nipples are already hard, and it doesn’t go unnoticed by Jake. She then pulls off the bottom making her fully nude besides the heels. Jake stands there, and admires her hourglass figure from head to toe; unaware that he’s becoming harder by the second. He then decides to go for it also, letting his boxers drop down to the ground. Rose looks over at Jake, and begins to blush at the erection he has. His package is almost enough to rival Spud’s, and definitely the biggest Rose has seen.

“Alright, now.” Brocamas says, interrupting their stares. “It looks like Jake is raring to go.”

The embarrassment level is at a high peak now, as the two climb into the bed. They take their positions, with Rose on the bottom and Jake hovering over her.

“AND…ACTION!!!”

The two of them pause, both in disbelief of the position they’re in. It’s definitely not how they pictured their first time with each other. But they go through with it anyway. Jake grabs hold of his Rod and begins to prod her love lips, making her tremble with each touch. Finally, he pushes between them and into her snatch. Rose lets out a grunt, which worries Jake.

“Rose, you OK? Did I…”

“I’m fine, Jake.” She tells him. “Go ahead, it’s OK.”

He continues on, stroking in and out of her with slow movements at first. His forehead is covered in sweat, but none of it from the action. His heart is racing at NASCAR speeds, but the abundant pleasure he’s feeling makes him go on. Rose is feeling the same way. Jake’s strokes are hitting her right spots, and it takes all of her will not to yell out his name over & over in a fit of pleasure. As they continue their love fest, their eyes suddenly meet. And for a moment, they forget about all of their surroundings. Where they’re at, who’s watching them, it doesn’t matter at this moment. All that matters is each other. They lean in close to each other and kiss passionately, becoming totally lost in the moment. Their tongues play a game of Tonsil Hockey, as Rose holds onto Jake tightly, her round breasts pressed against his chest. After several minutes, they finally break the kiss. And now Jake’s movements are much quicker than before. He starts to pound her pussy, to the point where Rose can’t stand to be quiet no longer.

“Oh! Oh God, Jake! YES! That’s the spot!” She yells. “Keep going, baby. Yeah!”

“Aw, yeah! You love this, don’t you?” Jake says, enjoying it just as much. “Who’s is it, girl? Tell me who it belongs to?”

“It’s yours, Jake.” She answers. “It’s all yours, baby.” Jake starts to drill deeper into her, almost like he’s craving the friction. He grabs her legs and holds them up as he starts drilling balls deep, the sound of skin smacking skin filling up almost the entire warehouse. Rose bites her lower lip as she lets out another loud moan. “Oh Yeah! You love my tight pussy, don’t you Jake?” She asks, knowing the answer. “You love it.”

“Yeah, baby. I love the tightness.” He answers, increasing his speed again. Rose lets her hand roam lower and starts to rub her clit feverishly. The two are now covered in sweat, most of which is flying off of them with each movement. Rose grabs a handful of coins and grips them tightly; much like Trixie did in her time with Spud.

“Come on, Rose. Who’s your Dragon Daddy?” Jake asks. “Tell me who your Dragon Daddy is!”

“It’s you, Jake! It’s always you!” She screams, no caring who hears her. “OH GOD, JAKE! I’M…I’M GONNA CUM!!!”

“ME TOO, ROSE!!!”

A moment later, Jake pulls out of her, just in time. He lets loose with his load, spraying cum all over the inside of her legs and on her stomach. Exhausted, he falls on top of his love, who immediately hugs him tight. They look into each others eyes again, completely satisfied.

“Damn…I love you, Rose.” Jake says.

“I love you too, Jake.” She answers, before kissing him again. It’s a moment that both consider the best in their lives, and that nothing can ruin. That is…until they remember exactly where they are. They break the kiss and look around, to see the entire crew standing there in stunned silence over what they just witnessed. This last for several moments until the last thing expected to happen does…Jake & Rose receive a Standing Ovation. Everyone applauds the event, including Brocamas, who walks up to the two.

“WONDERFUL SHOW, LADDY! And you were spectacular, Lassie.” He says, before turning to his crew. “ALRIGHT, everybody break for lunch! Let’s give these two Lovebirds some time alone.”

Time alone…it’s something that both Jake & Rose wish they had before they started. But now what’s done is done…and neither of them will be the same again.

The Next Day…

24 hours has passed, and the shock still hasn’t gone away. Jake, Spud & Trixie spent most of the day trying to do as normal, but ended up being too cautious, trying not to end up in an awkward position that would bring back memories. Now, they’re sitting on the couch in the back room of Lao Shi’s Shop. An hour ago, Brocamas dropped off a copy of the tape that was made, and the three decided to watch it together, in hopes that it would help. But at this moment, it’s only made it far worse. They stare at the screen intently, each holding the Pot of Gold that they earned…and Trixie sitting on top of an Ice Pack.

“Wow.” Spud says, breaking a silence that lasted since the tape started. “Who knew that Rose was such a screamer…and a dirty-talker?”

“And who knew Jake could move his hips that fast?” Trixie adds.

“And who knew Trixie had a birthmark of a Magic Wand on her right butt cheek?” Jake chimes in. Their eyes are fixated on the screen and remains there, until Fu Dog walks into the room.

“Hey, guys. Should you be out Skateboarding or doing things that teenagers do and…YAIYAIYAIYOWZA!!!!!” He gets a peek at what’s on the screen, which immediately snaps the three out of it. They all grab the remote and click the ‘OFF’ button, turning the TV off. But Fu Dog has seen enough, and turns back to them wearing a smirk. “Care to explain?”

“Look, Fu…it’s a long story.” Jake sighs. “But, let’s just say it ended with us doing a Paris Hilton.”

“Ah! Caught on Camera, eh?” Fu Dog asks. “Let me guess, it was the Leprechauns, right? I knew it was around that time of the year. Don’t sweat it, kid. They’ve gotten a lot of magical creatures like that. Some humans, too.”

“You should take it as a learning experience, Young Dragon.” They all turn to see Jake’s Grandfather, Lao Shi, standing in the doorway. “Leprechauns will give up their Pot of Gold, but not without a high price. And you’ve just learned that price. It takes a strong-hearted warrior not to succumb to such lavish prizes, and risk humiliation.”

“Hmm. You mean like you did back in the 70’s with that movie?” Fu Dog says, holding a DVD in his hand titled: ‘Deep Sea Banging’. Lao Shi’s eyes grow wide in shock as Fu puts the DVD in the machine and turns the TV back on. A moment later, the TV shows a young Lao Shi underwater, going at it with a sexy Mermaid in Hot & Heavy Doggystyle action.

“That’s right, baby! Lao Shi is giving you the Big Dong! Isn’t he?”

“Oh, Lao Shi! Give it to me, Dragon Man. Give it to me!”

Jake, Spud & Trixie look on in total shock. This is the last thing they expected to see…and the last thing they wanted to see. “My eyes! Now I’ve gone blind!” Trixie yells, covering up her eyes. But before more comments can be made, the DVD switches scenes. Now the Mermaid is giving Lao Shi a Titty Fucking…and a great one at that, since Lao Shi’s about to give out the Money Shot.

“Oh Yeah! You want the Dragon Man to Jizz all over you. Don’t ya, baby?”

“Yeah! Spray it all over me, Lao Shi! All over my face!”

“I…am officially…scarred for life.” Jake says in response to what he’s watching.

“AAIIYAAAAA!!!!!!! FU DOG!!!” Lao Shi goes after Fu, who makes a hasty retreat out the back door. But Lao Shi is right behind him. Before any more scenes pop up, Jake grabs the remote and shuts off the TV again.

“Is it safe to look now?” Trixie asks, her hands still over her eyes. As Jake is about to answer her, there’s a knock on the front door. He gets up and walks over to the door, then opens it.

“I’m sorry, but the Shop is closed due to a water leak and…ROSE!!!”

She stands there in the doorway, out of her Huntsman attire and wearing her regular street clothes. “Uh, Jake…about yesterday.”

Jake immediately begins to apologize for what happened. “Look, I’m real sorry about what happened. I should’ve never went through with it, it was embarrassing, it was caught on tape, and…”

“I think we need more practice!”

Jake cuts himself off, as his brain tries to process just what Rose said. “Say what?”

“I saw the tape, and…I figure there are a few things that we could do better.” She says with a warm, yet seductive smile. “So, how about we meet at your place in 15?” She turns and walks off, in a way that is almost beckoning Jake to follow her. And he doesn’t have to be told twice.

“Oh YEAH!” He says, leaving the store to catch up to her. “The AmDrag is all about that kind of Practice! Wait up, Rose!”

“Hmmph, pathetic!” Trixie says, folding her arms over her chest. “Like lovesick puppies. Its just sex! You’ll never catch me acting like that.”

“Right on, Trix.” Spud agrees. “You’re your own woman!”

Trixie nods her head in agreement, but her eyes start to wonder around the room…and lands on Spud. She tries to fight back the memories of yesterday, but they come flooding back. Within seconds, she starts to get wet, and develops a craving for ‘little Spud’ again. One so strong that she grabs Spud by the arm and pulls him along out of the store, chasing after Jake & Rose.

“HEY Y’ALL, WAIT UP! ME AND SPUD CAN USE SOME OF THAT PRACTICE, TOO!!!”
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