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The Neutron/Vortex Conundrum	By : Jayrich Category: +G through L > Jimmy Neutron Views: 25406 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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The Neutron/Vortex Conundrum

“It’s 12:42pm, Eastern Standard time. And here she comes.”

Jimmy sits on a bench on the Campus of Yale University. His class ended early today, so he now has a chance to see his dream girl walk by. He stares at the doors to the Main Building, expecting her to walk out at any second. He doesn’t have to wait long, as the school bell rings, and the doors fly open. His eyes look off all the other students piling out, until he sees her…Betty Quinlan.

“Sweet Betty.” Jimmy says to himself, grinning widely.

Betty’s attending Yale to further advance her dream of being an Actress. She was lucky enough to get a scholarship (secretly thanks to Goddard’s ability to hack into any school mainframe.) As she walks past Jimmy, she smiles at him and waves.

“Hi, Jimmy.” She says to him.

“Pretty girl.” He replies, now wearing a goofy grin. She continues past him, as he stares mindlessly at her figure. She always looked good, ever since they were in Retroville. But now she had the figure of a Non-Anorexic Supermodel, and didn’t mind showing it off in tight jeans. He continues to stare, until the beeping of his watch snaps him out of it. He looks down to see he has another class in 10 minutes.

“Leaping Leptons!” He says. “I’m gonna be late.”

He gets up and dashes over to the Student Parking Lot. Running pass various cars, he doesn’t stop until he reaches the middle of the lot, where his Hover-Car is parked. He’s made some remarkable improvements to it over the years, and almost has it looking like a Drop-Top Convertible, if it wasn’t for the hovering. He hops in and turns the key in the ignition, lifting it into the air before jetting off.

“This schedule is murder.” He says to himself. “But it’s all worth it just to get a look at Betty. If I don’t run into any wind resistance, I should make it to Harvard with 2 minutes to spare.”

As he pilots the Hover-Car towards his other school, he thinks back to how it all got started. Harvard & Yale were almost ready to go to war to get Jimmy to attend their school (Harvard even hired Dr. Calamitus to destroy Yale’s Campus). But Jimmy talked them both into a joint scholarship. He felt bad leaving home. His parents, his classmates, and his friends, he missed them all…all except Cindy. In fact, when she told everyone she was going to England to star in the play ‘Macbeth’, he partied for 3 straight days. But that was in the past, as Jimmy brings his Hover-Car in for a landing in Harvard’s Student Parking Lot. He turns it off and hops out as he looks at his watch.

“1 minute & 52 seconds? I knew I should’ve refill on Rocket Fuel.”

He makes a mad dash out of the Parking Lot, across the Campus & through the doors of Harvard. He scrambles down the hall until he finds his assigned locker, the only one with a numeric keypad, and comes to a stop in front of it. Jimmy types in a 7-Digit code to unlock it, because in his opinion, regular locks are for chumps. He opens the door and grabs his Advanced Chemical Engineering Book. As he slams it shut, Sheen appears right beside him.

“Hey, Jimmy.” Sheen says.

“Hey, Sheen. Can’t talk now, don’t wanna be late for class.” Jimmy starts to run down the hall, when he realizes who it is. “SHEEN!!!” Jimmy turns around and runs up to him. “But…what’re you doing here? This is Harvard.”

“Hey, you even noticed how your hair kinda looks like a Hershey’s Kiss?” He says.

“Well, it certainly wasn’t academic.” Jimmy says to himself. “Sheen, how’d you get enrolled in Harvard?”

“OH! They got a new class here, and it’s all about Ultra-Lord!” Sheen proclaims. “The Professor said I was actually the first one to sigh up. Oh, and me and…”

“Yeah, that’s good Sheen.” Jimmy says, cutting him off. “But right now, I gotta get to class. We’ll catch up later! Bye!” He runs off down the hall and jets into the classroom, just barely beating the tardy bell. He breathes a sigh of relief as he takes his assigned seat and opens his book. As he begins to read, a classmate taps him on the shoulder.

“Excuse me, you wouldn’t happen to have a spare pen, would you?” They ask, in a familiar voice.

“Why certainly.” Jimmy answers, reaching into his pocket and pulling one out. “Anything to help out a fellow student of Science and…” He turns to hand them the pen, when he sees the last person he ever expected to see in class with him again…Cindy Vortex.

“CINDY?” He gasps.

“NEUTRON?” She yells.

“NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” They both scream.

2 Hours Later…

It’s lunchtime in the Cafeteria, and Jimmy is sitting at a table, repeatedly banging his head against it. All his friends sit at the table with him, including Carl, Libby, Sheen and Cindy. “Hey, I think Jimmy just invented a new dance.” Sheen says. “I wanna try it!” WHAM!!! He smashes his head against the table, before falling back and out of his seat. Libby just looks over at him and shakes her head.

“This is the worst day of my life.” Jimmy says, finally stopping.

“This ain’t exactly Shangri-La for me either, Nerd-tron.” She tells him.

“Why are you even here?” Jimmy asks. “You said you were going to Europe for the Theatre tour of Macbeth!”

“Well I would’ve stayed there.” Cindy answers. “But…there was a small mishap with the Cast & Crew.”

“Mm-Hmm, Cindy said the name Macbeth onstage and the whole set came crashing down around her.” Libby translates.

Cindy turns and shoots her a cold look, as Jimmy grins. “Ha! I knew only you could bring Great European Theatre down.”

“Yeah, whatever!” She says. “Anyway, what are you doing here? Don’t you have a scholarship with Yale?”

“For your information, I have a joint scholarship with both Yale & Harvard.” Jimmy says, bragging to her. “Yep, I’m just that smart.”

“Hey Jimmy, isn’t Betty Quinlan still going to Harvard?” Carl asks. Jimmy develops a look of shock as Cindy smirks, knowing she’s got the upper hand.

“HA! I knew it!” She says. “I knew you still drool over that brunette bimbo!”

“Well at least I don’t spend every waking moment stalking Nick like you do.” Jimmy counters.

“ALRIGHT, THAT’S ENOUGH!!!” Libby yells, finally fed up. “Look, we all just reunited. Let’s not spoil this with all the arguing, y’all. I know about a great Pizza Place in town. We’ll all meet there later tonight.”

They all agree on it. Even Sheen, who’s just now picked himself up off the floor. As the bell rings signaling the end of lunch, they all go to their respective classes. But before they leave, Jimmy & Cindy trade dirty looks, indicating that there’s no love lost between the two.

Later that Evening…

After a long day of classes, school finally ended. It’s around 8:45pm and the gang has met at the Pizza Place Libby mentioned. It’s a brisk, cold night, so they’re all wearing jackets. So far, no argument has broken out, except for one between Sheen & Carl about could Ultra-Lord defeat an Army of Llamas lead by the Llama King. As they finish off the last of the Pizza, Jimmy smiles, enjoying the experience. “You know what, guys? I missed this.” He says. “Us just hanging out, having fun, just like back in Retroville.”

“Yeah, remember all the adventures when use to have back then?” Carl says.

“Oh yeah.” Libby says. “We went through some wild stuff back then, guys. Remember the School Prom?”

“How could we forget?” Cindy says. “That was the day when…”

“…I saved the World!” Jimmy & Cindy say at the same time.

Libby drops her head to the table, realizing she’s just started another argument between them. The biggest one yet. “Wait, we’re doing the dance again?” Sheen asks. “I wanna join in!” He’s about to bash his head into the table when Libby puts her hand up, stopping him.

“Don’t Sheen.” She says. “Just…don’t.”

Both Cindy & Jimmy are staring each other down with mean looks. “Dammit, Neutron! You know I saved the world that day, you glory hog!” She tells him.

“Look, Vortex. You may have helped out a little, but I’m the one that did the actual World-Saving.” Jimmy counters.

“I saved your ass from that Rampaging Robot, Neutron.” She says. “And I did it in a Prom Dress!”

“And I saved your ass from that Mob of Evil, Rabid Jet Fusion clones!” Jimmy counters again. “Honestly, Cindy. You need to stop being so jealous. Green eyes just don’t suit you.”

“You smug Son of a…”

“STOP IT! STOP IT!” Carl cries. “CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???”

Everybody in the restaurant turns and looks towards Carl and their booth. “You’re right, Carl.” Jimmy agrees. “I don’t have to put up with Cindy. I’m a genius.” He stands up from the booth and walks towards the exit, right past Cindy.

“Yeah, a genius that got his ass saved by a girl.” She says under her breath, but loud enough for Jimmy to hear. As Jimmy opens the door to leave, he turns back to Cindy with a smirk.

“Oh yeah, and Cindy…Losersayswhat?” He leaves and quickly slams the door shut before she can answer.

“What?” She replies, before realizing what Jimmy said to her. “DAMMIT, NERD-TRON!!!”

“Calm down, Cindy.” Libby says, raising her head from the table. “I mean does it really matter? We all helped out that day to save the World.”

“Yeah, but when push came to shove, I actually did the world saving!” Cindy says. “You agree with me, right? Carl? Sheen? Libby?”

All three turn their heads away from Cindy and start whistling, trying not to make eye contact. Cindy gets fed up and stands up out of the both. “You know what, the hell with this.” She declares. “If Nerd-Tron thinks he’s gonna get the last word, he is sadly mistaken.”

“But Cindy, you don’t even know where he went.” Libby says.

“Oh, I know exactly where Beaker Boy would go this late on a Friday Night.” Cindy says with a smirk.

“TO THE LAB!!!”

Everyone stops and turns to Sheen, who couldn’t help but to yell out his old catchphrase. “Sorry, force of habit.” He says.

Later that Night…

Most of the gang has already gone home, except for Jimmy & Cindy. At the Yale School Laboratory, Jimmy feverishly works on one of his newer experiments. It looks to be an updated version of the ‘Perfect Candy’ he created back in Retroville, only now he’s placing them in a Heart-Shaped box. As he finishes up, the door to the Lab is kicked open. Jimmy looks up to see Cindy standing in the doorway.

“There you are, Nerd-Tron!” Cindy says. “You’re not gonna get the last word in this argument!”

“Cindy, I’m in the middle of a very important project.” Jimmy tells her. “So if you wouldn’t mind much…COULD YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?”

“No way. I’m going to…wait, why are you packing Candy into that Heart-Shaped box?” She asks.

“Oh…no reason. No reason at all.” He answers nervously, trying to hide the box from her sight.

“I KNEW IT!” She yells, snatching the box from him. “You’re planning on giving them to Betty, aren’t you?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He says, trying to lie. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get changed.” He walks off towards a small bathroom area of the Lab, closing the door behind him. Cindy folds her arms over her chest and gives him a look of resentment, even though he can’t see it. Her eyes then glance downward at the candy Jimmy was packing into the box.

“Hmm. Let’s see how good he is with Betty when she finds a few pieces missing.” She picks up a piece and tosses it into her mouth. As she eats it, the taste gives her a Déjà vu sensation. “This Candy kinda tastes familiar. Hmm, still good though.”

She pops another one into her mouth, as Jimmy comes back out, wearing his Red T-Shirt, Blue Jeans and Sneakers. He immediately notices Cindy eating one of his pieces of Candy and tries to stop her. “CINDY, NO!!!!!!”

“Oh, calm down Neutron.” She tells him, eating two more. “Betty wouldn’t mind if a couple of pieces are missing.”

“Cindy, that’s my batch of Krunch Candy from Retroville!” Jimmy tells her.

Instantly, Cindy drops the fifth piece she was about to eat. “You mean…the one that got us all addicted? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, NERD-TRON!?” She yells at him. “I am NOT eating the Shock Candy again just to get off of this!”

“Don’t worry, you won’t become mindlessly addicted to the Candy this time.” He says, as she breathes a sigh of relief. “But that batch was filled with essence of Love Potion 976, and you just ate 4 pieces!”

He begins to recall the effects of eating multiple pieces of that candy. “OK, one piece can make someone fall hopelessly in love with you. Multiply that by a fourth-fold and…”

Jimmy quickly gets the answer when he looks at Cindy, who’s now staring mindlessly at him with a look of serious seduction. “And…I’m thinking something bad is about to happen. Well, good seeing you again, Cindy. Gotta Run! BYE!”

He makes a mad dash towards the Lab door, but Cindy easily executes several flips over some lab equipment and beats him there. She locks up the door from top to bottom, before turning back to Jimmy. “What’s the rush, my Hunk-Tron?” She says.

Jimmy immediately realizes what’s going on with Cindy. “Oh, boy. Cindy, I think you might need to take a shower. A really cold shower.”

“Now why would I wanna do that when things are about to heat up?”

She strolls over to him and runs her finger under Jimmy’s chin, before leaning in close to her. She kisses him on the lips, probing her tongue into his mouth as her lips smother his. She starts quickly taking off her jacket and kicking off her shoes, as the two of them back up into a Lab Counter. Jimmy breaks the kiss and quickly scrambles to the other side of the counter, trying to keep his distance from Cindy.

“Cindy, you’re not yourself! You’re…” He stops himself once he notices the taste on his tongue. “Oh no, the taste of the candy, it’s in my mouth now.”

“Then let me put something else there with it.” Cindy dives over the counter and tackles Jimmy to the ground. She starts pulling down her Capri pants, along with her pink thong, as Jimmy struggles to crawl away from her. As she gets them all the way off, he’s able to get some distance and he backs up against the wall.

“Cindy, we can’t do this!” He tells her sternly. “You have to stop because I’m…I’m a…Virgin.”

She stops in her tracks and stares at Jimmy, completely surprised that he would reveal such private information to her. “Jimmy, I…I didn’t know.” She says, as Jimmy looks relieved. “That makes it so much better.”

She scrambles over to him and straddles him quickly, pinning him down. She pulls his shirt off from over his head and tosses it aside. He tries to call out for help, but she quickly puts her hand over his mouth. “SHHHHH! Just consider me your private tutor for tonight.” She tells him as she unbuckles his pants. Jimmy’s heart starts racing to NASCAR speeds as Cindy tugs down his jeans to reveal boxers with pictures of atoms on them. She pulls them down to let his hardening Cock out into the open.

“Wow, Jimmy. Guess your brain isn’t the only thing that’s big about you.” She says, a little stunned by the size of his manhood.

“Wait!” Jimmy says. “I-I-I don’t know what to do. I-I mean, I’ve studied reproductive processes and I’ve heard things, but…”

“You just let Miss Vortex handle the work.” Cindy puts both hands on his shoulders and raises herself up over his Rod, before taking one hand and splitting her lips open, lowering herself onto Jimmy. She takes all of his manhood inside of her as she grins at Jimmy.

“And that’s called insertion.” She says with a smirk, knowing that he knows what it means.

“I…I…I…it feels warm.” Jimmy tells her.

“It’s supposed to.” She leans in and kisses him on the lips again, letting her tongue venture into his mouth. This time, Jimmy doesn’t fight back, and he begins to play with her tongue as he embraces her.

“I…I…I have so many questions about this moment.” Jimmy thinks to himself. “What’s the optimum speed for entering & exiting the vagina? Will different positions enhance the experience? And…and…her pussy feels nice.”

The candy residue in Jimmy’s mouth is just enough to mesmerize Jimmy into Cindy’s hands. She finally breaks the long kiss and begins to move her hips, bringing herself up & down on his stiff pole. “And now you can feel the friction each time I move, can’t you?” She asks.

“Yeah…friction good.” Jimmy replies, in a less than articulate way. She keeps up her slow stroke, making sure not to bring him around too quickly. She tries to make the lesson last as long as she can, but a couple of minutes into it, Jimmy looks ready to burst. “Cindy…I feel as if my penis could ejaculate at any moment now.”

“No! Don’t cum yet!” She tells him. “Find someway to distract yourself from coming. Here, suck on my breasts.”

She lifts up her shirt to expose her luscious breasts. They weren’t massive, but they were big enough to give Betty Quinlan a run for her money. Jimmy wraps his mouth around her nipple and begins to tongue it gently. He closes his eyes, as the pure sensation of pleasure overtakes him. Cindy runs her fingers through his Fudge-shaped hair as she bites her bottom lip. The candy is working as a sort of aphrodisiac also, as Cindy feels herself becoming more aroused by the moment. She quickens her pace a little, just enough so that the sound of skin smacking against skin can be heard. Jimmy, almost on instinct, begins to thrust into her love box in unison of her bouncing.

“Yeah…that’s it, Jimmy.” She says. “Keep going. OH, you’re so good!”

For the next few minutes the room is silent, save for the sound of flesh pounding flesh and heavy breathing. Cindy’s now dripping with sweat. Her hair is a frazzled mess, along with Jimmy’s. She’s now bouncing off of Jimmy’s cock like she was on a trampoline. Jimmy grits his teeth, as he feels he can’t hold out any longer. “Cindy! I…I’m going to…cum!”

“Me too, Jimmy!” She yells. “Cum inside me, Jimmy. Shoot your load deep inside of me!”

A couple of strokes later, Jimmy does exactly that. He erupts deep inside of Cindy, filling her up as much as he can. She can feel the warm sensation of it, as she hits her climax too. Her body tightens for a moment, then falls limp onto Jimmy. The two are far past exhausted as the rest against each other. Cindy’s breasts lie pressed against Jimmy’s chest. Neither of them bother to move, and neither of them want to.

“Hey, Cindy?” Jimmy says, out of breath. “What…grade…do you think I get?”

“A plus, Jimmy.” She replies. “A plus.”

The Next Afternoon…

Its 12 noon on Saturday, as the sun finally reaches the window to shine in. It hits Jimmy first, then Cindy, as they both slowly open their eyes. The first thing they see are each other, and in a flash, everything from last night comes pouring back into their mind.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

They push off each other and crawl further away, not wanting to be anywhere near each other. “Oh…my…GOD!!!” Cindy screams. “Tell me we didn’t. NEUTRON, TELL ME WE DIDN’T!!!”

“I’m afraid that one of the effects from the candy is not hallucination.” He tells her. “So…we…actually…”

Cindy puts her hand over her mouth, looking ready to barf. “I…I think I’m gonna be sick.” She says. “I mean…and the…with the riding…and then you…YOU BETTER BE HAPPY I’M ON THE PILL, NERD-TRON!!!”

“Yeah, well it wasn’t a picnic for me either, Vortex.” Jimmy says.

“No…see, this is just one big nightmare!” Cindy says. “I was saving myself for Nick! Oh, god, this can’t be happening!”

“How do you think I feel?” Jimmy counters. “You just took my virginity!”

Cindy stops and looks up at Jimmy in shock. “What? I thought you were just joking. You mean…I really…but what about the School Prom?”

“I was attacked by the Evil, Rabid Jet Fusion Clones on my way to the Hotel.” He says. “And…you remember what happened from there.”

Cindy reaches for her pants and begins putting them back on. “Man, I didn’t even know Jimmy. I mean, it must’ve been hard for you and…” She stops talking once she notices Jimmy staring mindlessly at her ass. “DAMMIT, NERD-TRON!!!” She yells. “You were staring at my ass, weren’t you?”

Jimmy quickly snaps out of it and defends himself. “NO! Of course not! What kind of guy do you take me for?”

“The kind that stares at women like they’re a piece of meat!” She replies, sliding into her Capri pants.

Jimmy grabs his own jeans and begins putting them on. “Well I am ashamed of you, Cindy. To believe that I think women are nothing but meat is insulting and…” He stops in the middle of his sentence as he notices Cindy now staring mindlessly at his behind. “OH, LOOK WHO’S ONE TO TALK!”

Cindy quickly snaps out of her gaze. “Huh? What?”

“You were staring at my ass!” Jimmy tells her.

“Oh, you wish Nerd-Tron.” She scoffs. They’re about to argue some more when they hear a familiar voice.

“Well, he’s probably in the Lab right now.”

It’s Carl, their best friend. Both of their hearts skip a beat, as Cindy starts to panic. “WHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEDOWHATDOWEDO?”

“Quick, hide!” Jimmy pushes her down behind the counter just as the door opens. Sheen & Carl walk into the room to see Jimmy smiling at them, still looking like a tattered mess. “Hi, guys. What’s happening?”

“See, I told you he’d be here, Sheen.” Carl says. “You owe me 5 bucks.”

“Aw, man.” Sheen says, paying up the money to Carl. “We bet that you’d either be here, or at the all night Schnitzel & Bratwurst Festival. Hey, what are you doing without a shirt on? IS IT SHIRTLESS SATURDAY ALREADY?” Sheen pulls off his T-shirt and starts spinning it over his head as he runs down the hall. Carl just ignores him and turns back to Jimmy.

“Hey Jimmy, wanna hit the Comic Shop?” He asks.

“Uh, yeah. Sounds like a plan.” Jimmy tells him. “You go ahead on and I’ll meet you there.”

Carl waves goodbye as he heads off down the hall. Jimmy waits for a moment, then signals to Cindy. “OK, it’s clear. You can stand up, Cindy. Cindy?” He looks down to see her staring a hole through his pants, right at his Cock. “WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT IT?” He yells.

Cindy quickly stands up and turns away from him. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Look, clearly it was the Candy that made us…do…what we did last night.” He tells her. “So let’s just pretend like it never happened, and go on with our usual lives.”

“Fine with me.” Cindy agrees. They both straighten themselves up and walk out of the Lab, off in different directions down the hall. After a moment, Jimmy stops and turns back to look at Cindy. He can’t help but to stare at her figure as she continues around the corner & down the hall. As he turns and walks away, Cindy peers her head from around the corner and stares and Jimmy, wearing a seductive grin on her face.
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