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Payback, Courtesy of Jack Spicer	By : Jayrich Category: +S through Z > Xiaolin Showdown Views: 15725 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Payback Courtesy of Jack Spicer

Jack flies silently through the air, with Wuya following right beside him. He doesn’t bother to say anything, and this worries Wuya a little bit. Earlier, she barged in on him reading on of his magazines. Needless to say, he was caught with his pants down. Since then, Jack’s been all business.

“Wanna talk about it, Jack?” Wuya asks him. He remains quiet, not even turning to look at her. “Look, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. A lot of men do it. Ever Raimundo when I was with him and…” He still says nothing. Wuya begins to get upset. “Fine. Be that way. Who reads ‘Elf Girls in Bondage’, anyway?”

Jack finally breaks his silence and looks at her. “There’s nothing wrong with that magazine. And it’s not mine…it’s my cousin’s.”

“Sure, and I’m the Queen of England.” Wuya replies. Jack says nothing, and everything goes back to silence. After several minutes without a word, they begin to near an island. This time, Jack breaks the silence.

“This is the same island we fought those Xiaolin Dorks on yesterday.” He says.

“I know. I noticed they left a few Shen Gong Wu from our last showdown with them.” She says. “Easy pickings.” They zoom down toward the island to make their pickup, but are surprised to see the Xiaolin Warriors already there.

“Jack Spicer!” Omi says. “You will not be getting your evil hands on our Shen Gong Wu!”

“Says you, Baldy.” He replies. “Now back of while I take what’s rightfully mine. Jack-Bots ATTACK!!!” Suddenly, a fleet of Bronze Robots emerges from the water and swarms the warriors. Quickly, they get set into their fighting stance and prepare for action.

Clay jumps out first. “Seismic Kick…EARTH!” He stomps the ground, ripping it open to the fault line. A dozen Jack-Bots fall into the crater.

Raimundo then takes his shot. “Typhoon Boom…WIND!!!” He forms a huge gust of wind that sends the rest of the Jack-Bots flying & scattering. Meanwhile, Jack has sneaked off to capture the Shen Gong Wu left behind. It’s the Helmet of Jong. Kimiko sees him and makes her charge also. They both reach them at the same time.

“Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.” She says.

“Oh yeah, and just what do you have to wager, Kimmy?” He says, mockingly.

“My Third-Arm Sash & Star of Hanabi, against your Changing Chopsticks & Reversing Mirror.” She counters.

“Fine. The game is a race.” He says. Whoever makes it around the island first, wins. And to add a twist, our Wu’s can switch at any time.”

“LET’S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!”

The island slowly begins to transform into a giant racetrack. Kimiko’s now wearing her Xiaolin Armor Battle Suit, as a long line appears in front of them. It’s the Starting Line, and the two get set right behind it.

“GONG YI TEMPAI!!!”

They both dash off the line at an incredible speed. Kimiko’s leading the race, but Jack is right behind her, using his Heli-Bot to gain speed. Soon, the race becomes neck & neck between the two. Suddenly, their Shen Gong Wu begins to glow. A bright flash of light appears around their Wu, and when it’s gone, they notice their Wu is switched. Jack takes advantage and puts it to use.

“THIRD-ARM SASH!!!” The Sash wrapped around Jack’s waist shoots out and arm and grabs a nearby boulder. It then tosses the boulder right at Kimiko. Thinking quickly, she decides to counter it.

“REVERSING MIRROR!!!” She pulls out a mirror and reflects the boulder away from her and harmlessly into the ocean. That’s when Jack takes his chance and shoots out into the lead. He comes into the home stretch, looking like no one can stop him.

“Ha! You Xiaolin Fools are easy to beat.” He says, as he begins to coast to the finish line.

“Hey, Ja-a-a-a-ck…” He turns around to see Kimiko standing behind her with a grin. She suddenly opens up her armor and reveals her firm round breasts to him. Jack instantly stops as his eyes bulge out. Blood begins to pour out of his nose like a faucet, and he falls to the ground. Kimiko smirks, and then dashes towards the finish line at high speed. She passes it easily, winning the Showdown.

After a flash of light, everything appears back to normal, with the Xiaolin Warriors holding all of the Shen Gong Wu, and Kimiko holding Jack’s. “Get use to losing, Spicer.” She says to him. “Cause you’ll never get your hands on these.” With that, the warriors hop on Dojo’s back and fly off the island, back home. Wuya walks over to Jack, who’s still down on the ground, with a huge smile on his face.

“B-b-b…boobies.”

Wuya just sighs as picks him up off of the ground, causing him to snap out of it.

“Wh-what happened? Did we win?” He asks.

“Yes, Jack.” She says. “We won. We now rule the entire world. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED???” Pissed off, Wuya flies up off the island and back to Jack’s hideout. Jack begins to feel demoralized, when he notices something buried in the sand. He uncovers it to see that it’s a rod of some sort. And oddly shaped rod at that.

“Hmm…this might be a Shen Gong Wu. One that those Xiaolin Jerks missed.” He smiles, feeling that he’s gained a small sense of moral victory, then flies off after Wuya, back to his home base.

Later that night…

Jack is hard at work behind his workbench researching the Wu he picked up earlier. Wuya is sitting back, having target practice with the remaining functioning Jack-Bots, using the remaining Wu they have.

“I can’t believe you let them take most of our Wu!” She says, still upset. “Sometimes I wonder why I know you.”

“Hey! It’s not my fault Kimiko cheated by showing my those firm, round, luscious, perfect breasts.” He says, as begins to drool at the thought of Kimiko topless. “With perfect quarter-sized nipples and…”

“Honestly, Jack! If you’ve seen one pair of tits, you’ve seen them all.” She says. “You’re acting like you’re a virgin.” She looks up to see that Jack’s face has turned red. He quickly turns away, wanting to avoid the subject. She quickly comes to the conclusion that he is one. “You…still haven’t had sex yet?” She asks. “And you call yourself a evil mastermind.”

“HEY! I’ve just been…busy.” He says. “Building…better Jack-Bots. Yeah. Do you know how time-consuming that can be?”

“Do you know how much time you waste on those damn things instead of finding new Wu?” She counters.

Just then, Jack finds what he was looking for. “HA! I’ll have you know that I picked up a new Shen Gong Wu after the battle.” He says. “I just found the name for it. It’s called ‘The Rod of Wao-Shu.’ Huh, weird name.”

Upon hearing him say that, Wuya gets a horrified look on her face. Her heart skips a beat, and her skin begins to crawl. A lot of bad memories flood back into her mind. Bad memories she doesn’t want to relive. “Give me that Wu, Jack.” She says in seriousness, as she turns to him.

“No way, get your own.” He tells her. “I call dibs on this, just like the Monkey Staff.”

Wuya slowly begins to rise from her chair. She floats into the air, right towards Jack. “I am not playing, Spicer. Give me the Wu!”

Jack stands up from his chair and grabs the Rod of Wao-Shu. “You know, I’m tired of being insulted and bossed around. You’re not getting this Wu until I have a chance to test it out.”

“Jack, this is not a game!” She tells him.

“And what are you gonna do? Scold me? Send me to my room” He says, feeling unusually confident at that moment.

Wuya has finally had enough. “I SAID GIMME THE WU!!!” She launches a blast that hits Jack dead in his chest, and sends him flying backwards into a bookcase. He falls to the ground and a moment later, the books from the case fall onto him. Wuya stops floating and hovers to the ground as she realizes what she’s done. She walks closer to the wreckage.

“Jack…are you OK?” She asks feeling concerned. There’s no answer, and for a moment, everything’s quiet. Suddenly, Jack climbs out from under the books and stands up, still holding the Wu.

“OK, so it’s like that, huh?” He says. “Well, I don’t know what this Wu does yet, but I’m betting it can hurt you!”

He points the Rod of Wao-Shu at Wuya, who begins to panic. “Wait, Jack! NO!”

“ROD OF WAO-SHU!!!!!”

An energy wave fires out of the Wu, and hits Wuya full strength. Another wave then fires out of the other end, and hits Jack. Both of them stumble back, feeling stunned. The energy waves disappear leaving the two just standing there, without injury. Jack looks at the Wu, thinking it’s broken.

“Oh, come on. What a gyp!” He says. “Not even a lightning blast. This sucks!”

Wuya’s fears begin to subside, as she thinks the Wu has gone powerless. “Good. It didn’t work. Maybe after all these years it’s…” Suddenly, she feels an intensely warm sensation down there. Her pussy begins to become wet, and keeps getting wet with each second that passes. “Oh…GOD…it’s happening…” She falls to her knees and puts her hand up her dress. She begins to finger her pussy in an attempt to satisfy herself, but it’s not doing anything to help. Jack looks on in shock.

“Wow, Wuya. And you talk about me not having sex in…” He stops in mid-sentence when he notices his manhood growing hard. And it doesn’t stop growing, until it’s triple the size it was before. Jack looks over at Wuya, with only one thing on his mind.

He charges towards her and picks her up off the floor. “Jack?” She says, before her lips are smothered by his. He probes his tongue into her mouth and explores every crevice. Wuya tries to fight him off, but can’t do it. She feels herself getting weaker by the moment, and she can’t conjure up and magic. Jack picks her up and puts her on a nearby table. He then spreads her legs wide open, and begins to lick her love lips.

Wuya begins to tremble in pleasure. “J-Jack, you can’t do this…I…I…” He doesn’t listen; he just keeps going as his tongue penetrates between her walls and into her pussy. Wuya moans in ecstasy. It’s been so long since she’s felt pleasure like this. She was usually too busy with plans to take over the world. But as Jack’s tongue delves deeper inside of her, she remembers what she has been missing. Jack lifts his head to look at Wuya.

“Cool, I never know Heylin witches tasted so good down there.” He continues to go to work, as Wuya tries to think of a way to get out of this.

“Dammit! It’s that Wu! All of my powers are fading!” She thinks. “I can’t fight him off! And it’s only so long until he…”

She stops with her thought as she notices Jack pulling away from her love box. He pulls down his pants along with his boxers, and then stands up, revealing his massive rod. He brings it closer to her, so that it rests right on her clitoris. She almost dies in bliss from feeling something so big so close to her. But she then recovers and tries to talk Jack out of it.

“Jack…you’re not being yourself.” She says. “You don’t know what you’re doing. The Shen Gong Wu…”

“You know, everyone thinks that I don’t know anything.” He says. “I know what I’m about to do now.” Without any hesitation, he inserts himself into her moist pussy, causing Wuya to grimace and grunt with pain. It’s been a long time since she’s had someone that large inside of her, and she wasn’t ready then. Jack starts to work up a good motion, as he thrusts in & out of her. Wuya can do nothing but grab the table and hold on, feeling helpless as of the moment.

“Damn, for a thousand year old witch, you sure are tight.” Jack says. Wuya tries to fight it off, but doesn’t seem to be winning.

“Damn you, Spicer.” She says. “I warned you…”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, you warned me.” He tells her. “But you know what, you like it. I can see it in your eyes. You love my Cock inside of you! Say it!”

Wuya keeps fighting. “N…N-Never!”

“If you don’t, I’m just gonna keep fucking you!” He says with a grin. His speed picks up, and he begins to drill her balls deep. Wuya’s breasts are bouncing rhythmically and beads of sweat form on her forehead. She starts breathing hard, and feels herself getting close to her climax. Realizing that the Wu won’t allow him to give in, Wuya submits.

“OK…OK, I…love it! I love your Cock inside of me!” She yells.

Jack develops his trademark evil grin, and decides to milk this some more. “Now say I’m the man.”

“WHAT?” Wuya responds.

“Say that Jack is the Man. Declare it out loud!” He says, getting drunk with power. “Or do you love me fucking you like this. Cause I can go on for hours, Wuya. Hours!”

Wuya starts to panic. She remembers the last time she came in contact with this Shen Gong Wu and the person who possessed it. Their meeting lasted for days, and left her completely & totally powerless. She gives in, just as she approaches her climax.

“You…YOU’RE THE MAN, JACK!!! OH GOD, YOU’RE THE MAN!!!”

“There, now was that so hard?” Jack says, as he stops his motion. He lets loose his semen into her, filling her up as much as he can. Wuya hits her orgasm also, and falls to the table looking lifeless. In the back of her mind, she’s cursing Jack Spicer’s name, but she’s also thanking god for him & the best sex she’s had in a long time. Jack slowly pulls out of her and straightens himself up. He activates his Heli-Bot and slowly lifts off the ground.

Wuya, still feeling very weak, turns to Jack. “Where…are you going now?”

Jack puts on his goggles and grins at her. “You were the only one that crossed me, Wuya. I’m just making sure the other women that did, see me the way you just have.” He turns away from her, and begins to laugh. A sinister & disturbing laugh, even more than usual for him. He flies out of the window and out of view.

Wuya gets up off the table and stands up, but her legs feel like limp noodles and she holds onto the table to get balance. “He must be going after Katnappe. If he realizes what that Shen Gong Wu can truly do, he’ll be the one ruling the world. And not me.”

She starts to concentrate and focus on drawing up the remainder of her power. After a minute, she’s finally able to hover above the ground. “I have to get to the only ones that can stop him.” She flies out of Jack’s lair and travels the opposite direction of where he went…towards the Xiaolin Temple.

Meanwhile…

At the Temple, Omi is meditating upside down, as usual. Raimundo and Clay are talking as Kimiko plays a game on her Cell Phone. Omi finally stops his meditating and turns towards Kimiko.

“You know, I still do not think your methods of winning that showdown were honorable.” He says.

“Oh, give it a rest, Omi.” She counters. “It’s not like I really cheated. I just showed him something. Not my fault he looked.”

“Who wouldn’t with those melons?” Raimundo adds.

Omi grunts in disapproval. “Master Fong would most definitely not approve.”

“Yeah, but he’s off with the other chasing down Chase Young in Tibet.” Dojo says as he enters the room.

“What’s the problem? We won the showdown, we got the Wu, and I even got to taunt Jack a little.” She says. “It’s not like he didn’t deserve it.”

“Yeah, but that may just be like taunting a bull with a red sheet.” Clay says. Kimiko is about to say something when she’s interrupted by a pounding on the door. Omi walks over to the door.

“I just hope this does not come back to gnaw us in the buttocks.” He says.

Raimundo decides to correct him. “Omi, you mean bite us in the…WHOA!!!” Omi opens the door and Wuya falls face first down on the ground in the doorway. They all gather around her to see if she’s Okay.
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