Fairly Odd Sex-Ed | By : kire5613 Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 65370 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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It was the afternoon in Dimmsdale and school was finally out. It was a half-day meaning that school was only on till 1PM. The kids were pouring out pooped out from the daily schoolwork, Francis's bullying, and Mr. Crocker's constant act of giving out F's.
Timmy Turner was on his way back to his house with his fairy godparents. Cosmo hiding as his backpack and Wanda as the textbook Timmy was holding.
“Wow!” Wanda said. “Who knew the day would end so fast.”
Cosmo gets worried. “Whatever it was it was not my fault! I learned from the last time I wrecked the passage of time.”
“You learned something?!” Wanda said shocked.
“Well whatever.” Timmy said. “It's was just too good to be true. Now I have extra time to goof off. Plus, my parents are usually too tired from work to go somewhere stupid without me as well as hire Vicky to babysit.”
“Would your parents be surprised to see you so soon.” Wanda added.
Timmy then made it back to his house. He went inside quietly to try to surprise his parents.
“This will be sweet.” Timmy whispered. “You guys wait for me in my room.”
As soon as Cosmo and Wanda poof off he then looked around for his parents. But then someone poked on his back. He turns around surprised but was more surprised with who it was.
“Tootie?!” Timmy said.
“Hi Timmy.” Tootie said back to him with a sweet face.
“But....how did you get in my house?”
“What secret passage?!” Tootie said automatically. “I mean....I was wondering what were you doing with your extra time off?”
“Um...!” Timmy said trying to find a excuse to get away from her.
Just then they both hear the voices of Timmy's Mom and Dad from the family room. They both think they were yelling in pain and ran up the stairs. They cheeped up to the door and pushed it open a crack to peek inside. They were both surprised and confused with what they saw.
“What are your parents doing in there?” Tootie said.
“I don't know.” Timmy replied. “It looks like their wrestling on the bed.”
“But why are they naked?”
“I don't know. I guess they don't have spandex or anything. Wait, where's mom's peepee?”
“Her what? Girls don't have those.”
“You don't? Why is that?”
“I don't know. Let's just keep watching what their doing. It looks like their using their private parts as the main weapon of this fight.”
“Well it looks like my mom is winning since she's on top. Wait, now dad got on top.”
“Wow. He better do better or else he'll never get layed.”
“Layed? What's that mean?”
“It's something I heard my sister Vicky say. All I heard is that it's something grown-ups do anything to get. Mostly the guys really.”
“Whoa! I guess mom just won.”
“What makes you say that?”
“Cause the fight is over and Dad's unconscious.”
“Ew! Now their privates are oozing out some kind of white stuff. What is that? Timmy?” Tootie noticed Timmy left her. “Timmy? Where'd you go?”
To be continued...
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