Adult-FanFiction.org : Cartoons

Eric Cartman Must Die	By : Kingcobra Category: +S through Z > South Park Views: 2910 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1
- 2
Eric Cartman Must Die
By DeadKenny
DISCLAIMER: The song that Scott sings belongs to Radiohead. I'm not sure what the name of the song is, since I don't know Radiohead too well. But it's theirs. There. I said Now Now don't sue!
A/N: This story, which will be written in script format, follows the episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die".
[Stan Marsh's house, late evening. Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny, all of whom are staying the night at Stan's house, are in his room. All four are talking.]
Kyle: Dude, did you see that sweet Okama GameSphere 2 my mom bought me? It was fuckin' killer! [A/N: This is an obvious parody of the Gamecube.]
Cartman: Yeah. That Thirst For Blood 2 kicks ass. [to Kenny] You practically pissed yourself when I ripped off your balls and shoved them down your throat, you poor piece of shit!
Kenny: (Fuck you.)
[The door opens, and Sharon enters. She looks upset.]
Sharon: Boys, Randy and I are going to the hospital to visit Stan's grandpa and we think you should all come with us.
[The boys get up and leave out the door. All except for Stan.]
Sharon: Come along, Stanley.
Stan: No. That's okay, mom. I'll just stay here.
Sharon: [meaning business] NOW Stanley!
Stan: God-fucking-damnit!
Sharon: Language, young man!
[Car, later. Sharon is at the wheel, with Randy in the passenger seat. The four boys are squeezed in with Shelley in the back seat.]
Stan: So, what's wrong with Grandpa, mom?
Sharon: [glances up at rear-view mirror] Your grandfather had a heart attack suddenly and needed to be hospitalized.
Stan: Oh.
Randy: [turns in his seat and looks at the kids] Now, Stan, uh, are you gonna be okay with all this?
Stan: I'll be fine, dude.
Randy: Cause you don't have to be afraid to show your true feelings. Just because your friends will be with you and you'll be in a public hospital, don't be afraid to cry if you have to. Because hospitals are very stressful and emotionally draining environments, do you understand, son?
[The others look at him. Stan tries not to look embarrassed.]
Stan: [playing casual] K.
[Hospital, hours later. The four boys are sitting on cushioned chairs in the waiting room, looking restless.]
Cartman: Goddamnit, it's been nine fucking hours since we arrived! [starts to walk away.] I'm going for a fucking stroll.
Stan: Dude, we have to wait for news about Grandpa!
pan>
Kenny: (Yeah!)
Cartman: You know what? Screw your grandpa. Screw him. I'm going to wander around. You guys coming with me?p>

Stan: Hell no!
Cartman: Aw, what'sa matter? Stan turning into a little wussy? [mimicking Randy's voice] "Don't be scared of the hospital, son."
Stan: Go to hell, fatass!
Cartman: AY! I'm not fat. I'm roundly formed!
Kyle: Yeah, roundly formed in the shape of a beach whale.
Kenny: (Cartman's such a fat ass, that when he sits on his couch, the other end of it sends whoever else is sitting on it crashing into the ceiling.)
[Everyone laughs but Cartman.]
Cartman: You know what? Screw you guys! I'm going for a stroll!
[He walks off. Stan looks at the others.]
Stan: Come on. Let's go with him. [They do so.]
[Hospital, psychiatric wing, later. The four boys are walking down the white walled hallway.]
Cartman: What the hell is this place?! The morgue?!
[The boys jump as a maniacally driven patient flings himself at his door.]
Kyle: Definitely not a morgue.
Stan: Nope. Can we go now, Cartman? This place gives me the creeps.
Cartman: You guys are such pussies. [notices something] Well, what do we have hyah?
[Close up. The sign next to a door reads Tenorman, Scott.]
Stan: No way, dude. It can't be.
[The boys stand on their tiptoes and peer through the glass paneling on the door.]
Kenny: (Yep. It's him all right.)
[Close on Scott Tenorman, in a strait jacket, staring at nothing. He is completely fruity.]
Scott Tenorman: [singing] I'm a creepy, I'm a weirdo, what am I doing here?
[Cut back to four boys.]
Cartman: [happy, laughing] Oh, dude, that is the most kickass thing I have ever seen! Scott's a psycho! Scott's a psycho!
Stan: Yeah, I always wondered what had happened to him.
Kyle: Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Cartman! You got both of his parents killed and humiliated him badly in front of his favorite band!!!
Cartman: [Doesn't Care] The asshole it it coming.
Kenny: (Let's get the hell outta here. I don't like this place!)
Cartman: Pussies.
[They head back to the waiting room. Scott continues singing in his cell.]
To Be Continued.
font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:"MS Mincho"'>
COMING SOON: Part 2.
- 1
- 2
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

Adult-FanFiction.Org is not in any way associated with or related to FanFiction.Net

Adult-FanFiction.org (AFF, the site), its owners, agents, and any other entities related to Adult-FanFiction.org or the AFF forum take no responsibility for the works posted to the Adult-FanFiction.org by its members.

While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.

All works displayed here, whether pictorial or literary, are the property of their owners and not Adult-FanFiction.org. Opinions stated in profiles of users may not reflect the opinions or views of Adult-FanFiction.org or any of its owners, agents, or related entities.

Website Domain ©2002-2017 by Apollo. PHP scripting, CSS style sheets, Database layout & Original artwork ©2005-2017 C. Kennington. Restructured Database & Forum skins ©2007-2017 J. Salva. Images, coding, and any other potentially liftable content may not be used without express written permission from their respective creator(s). Thank you for visiting!

Powered by Fiction Portal 2.0
Modifications © Manta2g, DemonGoddess
Site Owner - Apollo

Eric Cartman Must Die