rate_review Reviews

This story is truly more perfect than all of the world's religions put together. I acheived sexual climax by merely glancing at the first syllable. It is literary alchemy. Whoever this mysterious author is, he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, because I beleive that if we got the Dalai Llama, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Hitler, Osama, Jerry Falwell, Blair, Pope Innocent III, and Ron Jeremy all in a room together to read this story, they would weep and huge and peace would finally be a reality. BELEIVE IN PEACE PEEPLE PEECE CAN HAPPEN ONLY IF WE ARE ALL LYKE COMITTED TO IT N SHIT---THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE FROM Mother Teresa, I met her personally, and she loved your story, just like me.

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